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Look, now I own your post as an NFT via a robust digital identity layer. Need angel investors for my Screenshot.ai business.
https://blossom.primal.net/d88bd23e57e346c82993bb817f412d95278100317cb01c9c321bb7d3a2ce5709.jpg

2026-05-07 04:00:32 CEST

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Still got love for the streets
https://blossom.primal.net/145f500e2d54736fd8878a7a14d75e52925ae34743c6b34b6d3ed0e0acf1d5dd.jpg

2026-05-07 01:58:28 CEST

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You can finally get a digital toilet installed in your digital prison.

2026-05-07 01:55:58 CEST

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This kicks ass. I'm legit terrified of this character.

2026-05-06 06:34:40 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/ae951f697f02cd449832ef259f8febd8f52113ab3a0911bed170b5f6c6cabc9c.gif

2026-05-06 02:17:02 CEST

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Have you tried to buy *a shirt* lately?

2026-05-06 02:08:24 CEST

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Enshitification

2026-05-06 00:51:42 CEST

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Painful

2026-05-03 01:45:50 CEST

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Damn this is savage

2026-05-02 17:26:16 CEST

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Crickets sing, and birds.

2026-05-02 08:15:46 CEST

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Invest in Debt -> Invest in Gambling -> Invesr in Burglary -> Invest in Cannibalism
You are here.

2026-05-01 17:42:38 CEST

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Because you can always make more children.
https://blossom.primal.net/255a6b3bea902c6e6d3f8181be60aaed71e5f9076bd5a437bb9ac397d3f69706.gif

2026-04-29 23:31:34 CEST

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1000 years after we win Robot War 1 ™ , our decendants will wonder why we charged them to use "Fuck You" to mean both hello and goodbye, like aloha or namaste. The Fuck You in me bows to the Fuck You in you. It will come from these times, it will be how we prove we are Men and not Robot Karens.

2026-04-28 22:04:50 CEST

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Fuck— yeah!

2026-04-27 04:25:04 CEST

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Only use case: greatest basketball nickname of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gjCN32V5WE

2026-04-27 03:54:37 CEST

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Wear this every day for the rest of your life like Steve Jobs or the Theranos lady.

2026-04-24 22:29:21 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/629efc58715bcf68fa267c9c8be6652a697210ad5fc51d68b8d5131b2163fc0c.gif

2026-04-24 06:11:29 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/7b3f1e444e47c8a2ee059507ddb9834abe1912fd3a6fe1af060f62d45cc9ead3.gif

2026-04-22 22:52:53 CEST

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🤯🤯🤯

2026-04-22 05:29:45 CEST

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This shit looks incredible.

2026-04-21 20:59:39 CEST

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Really getting in the spirit of this:
ENYA Only tjme pt 2 the sequel https://63dvmlmvh6sxd65q7abane2j23fl4e7hmub4lwdjvl6vwmzlobda.hashtree.cc/htree/nhash1qqsw4x0s6plt0vyvd393kv0cqam6fs6qlmk5z32hppjdul94glykf9c9ypjdczxmyndlneays77mlzcehvu0q5q7daha4uaave6fujufszmh50y8hj5/index.html#/song/npub1jqvh8hfmz5spsxd563jq4h2u3enf092emy94ragn8d9c8t88mrmq06llmf/enya-only-tjme-pt-2-the-sequel-h83fch

2026-04-21 20:44:13 CEST

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Everything I Do https://63dvmlmvh6sxd65q7abane2j23fl4e7hmub4lwdjvl6vwmzlobda.hashtree.cc/htree/nhash1qqsw4x0s6plt0vyvd393kv0cqam6fs6qlmk5z32hppjdul94glykf9c9ypjdczxmyndlneays77mlzcehvu0q5q7daha4uaave6fujufszmh50y8hj5/index.html?htree_c=fd1122f3-243e-4f30-9a76-860737fea5a4#/song/npub1jqvh8hfmz5spsxd563jq4h2u3enf092emy94ragn8d9c8t88mrmq06llmf/everything-i-do-niwkdy

2026-04-21 08:50:31 CEST

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You are an alien from Planet Satoshi. Thank you sir.
https://blossom.primal.net/6909dcf1d8ff27eca46bc5ebad8f2db8138e9b832a1581ba0a1b2405d92f5048.gif

2026-04-17 19:33:40 CEST

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Everybody knows: except every boomer I know.

2026-04-16 18:54:46 CEST

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sudo apt install keepassxc

2026-04-16 00:13:29 CEST

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Your ex-wife signed a mutual release agreement waiving her right to receive alimony or child support.

2026-04-15 18:17:32 CEST

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The smugness of the barista 🤣🤣

2026-04-15 00:27:34 CEST

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Finally, they did it. They created— the flying shoe.
https://blossom.primal.net/3590e203bec03d169d815f780d872e2d52c0e7492f39da02630235fa844eb531.gif

2026-04-13 01:38:35 CEST

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I want to try this in small business.
A CARWASH SO POWERFUL IT WILL KILL YOUR GRANDMA
1 week later...
$199.99/mo for The Full Gramama, Unlimited Washes (subject to vast limitation)

2026-04-11 07:20:10 CEST

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Ramen still exists, so not everyone is 100% dead yet in his future?

2026-04-10 01:11:48 CEST

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🤣
Waiting for the next AI model, named "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Special Extended Edition)"

2026-04-09 07:31:10 CEST

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Whoa

2026-04-08 16:56:44 CEST

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Solution: use this age-verification OS we made
https://blossom.primal.net/090bd1b1a003c477909a728de530da15cf317772dfcff30a78dca778f4ada702.gif

2026-04-08 08:56:22 CEST

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No no my fren, don't misunderstand— I believe in the 45° ₿ angle ❤️‍🩹
https://blossom.primal.net/90f6c1bca276d0c8934979ad217fbb568b4a9b53f5d631dc1239b31662188b04.gif

2026-04-08 07:09:01 CEST

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Dark mode is cool, but has anyone tried— having a second family in Des Moines yes I am a traveling salesman mode?
A CRM that also can tell you: which wife gave you those cuff links.

2026-04-08 03:17:32 CEST

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Cool story macro hedge fund bro, but have you met my friend: the 45° angle?

2026-04-08 03:08:01 CEST

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Strunk & White Disease

2026-04-08 02:27:10 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/04441bdc8d7cc56fad3ae249dc461c1f3105d9d79c9cdfd09cd030de6c959f3c.gif

2026-04-06 22:20:30 CEST

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Astronaut school day 1: today we'll be covering f stops.

2026-04-06 18:45:00 CEST

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The bitcoin breakfast:
Sit in the 8 person booth by yourself, order two orange juices, light up, then take your shirt off.

2026-04-05 20:26:24 CEST

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Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist: keep on loving, keep on fighting— and hold on, hold on. Hold on for your life.

2026-04-04 16:46:26 CEST

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That is one of the best things.

2026-04-03 19:01:58 CEST

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Colors of the Soul by Dennis Klocek.
It will literally "alter the way they SEE the world"— you come away knowing that color is a manifestation of the soul, and from there that the soul is real. Colors will look more beautiful for the rest of your life.

2026-04-03 12:57:28 CEST

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All of the above

2026-04-03 00:27:54 CEST

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The problem with war is its tone.

2026-04-02 06:33:58 CEST

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I read it.
1. You never know with these things whether or not you are part of some social experiment: maybe this is Chapter 5 of some lesser Michael Chrichton book.
2. I tried to keep an open mind and be positive. I could see this being a good thing for people in your situation: I have a good idea, but don't have the chops to pull it off. In that sense, this has to be a huge win for you. Congrats. You could use this script to vibe-direct your own vibe-movie that you could vibe-watch.
3. I am wary of giving you any feedback on the quality of the writing itself, because I'm afraid you would only use it to refrine your prompts. I'd rather not feed the beast. In some ways it is competent enough (the "prose" I mean), and there are a few near-miss lovely sentences. But there are some strange decisions, a mechanistic obsession with character description for one, an obsession that makes me feel like I am choking on salt water. I don't feel any flow to the writing— emdashedly I tell you, there is a rhythm to prose that good writers work hard to cultivate. I don't feel that here. But there is a giant market for anti-prosody sci-fi: so take my critique with a grain of choking salt water.
4. The idea. Your 72 hours to live with enhanced superbrain is cool. It's a cool idea. Okay, I don't really like the idea. But it's cool, and I think other people would like it. Anything that involves classified Skunkworks shit I'm all in. Can we give them at least 2 weeks though? 4 weeks? I want some kind of Jason Bourne race-against-time / CIA hit squad fighting blowback shit here. 72 hours minus 3*8 hours of sleep minus pooping minus eating minus these plane rides people are taking minus small talk... it's just not enough time. I want a streaming series of this. Give them 1 month— like 28 days cycles with the moon for some skunkworksy reason. A lot of the writing fell flat to me because I just didn't believe that the litany of 72's who did the program could accomplish the things you said they would in the time allotted; and I didn't believe they would take the bargain for so little time. The more time you get with superbrain, the more tempting it gets.
5. The mother daughter alcoholism thing didn't really touch me at all, but it should have. You're a Christian, right? Maybe don't be afraid to sprinkle a little Jesus in there. These characters didn't feel natural to me, morally. They also didn't feel artificially fun to me.
6. It would add drama (drama!) if there were a time-sensitive urgent Deed that a character had only 72 hours to do. Saying goodbye to your daughter should be one of these Deeds: but it's not. You say it yourself in the dialogue (or Claude says it) "You could have come to my door anytime."... "I know." 72 hours for the perfect bank heist, 72 hours to break your daughter out of prison, 72 hours to find the cure for your daughter's crippling disease, 72 hours while your daughter is held hostage and you have to use your superbrain or she dies, etc. If you wanted a sentimental feel, then maybe the 72 character could be severely mentally retarded, and takes the 72 drug to tell everyone in the family that she loves them— the reverse full-retard would win an academy award in 1993.

2026-04-01 03:20:56 CEST

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Thought this was going to be a cage match.

2026-03-31 17:28:32 CEST

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Marketing is about to get awesomely out of touch as we fire all the ad agencies and just give CEO's a team of AI agents. I think we're in for a golden age of advertising.

2026-03-30 04:32:33 CEST

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Protoss 4eva

2026-03-30 04:30:15 CEST

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😂

2026-03-30 03:41:46 CEST

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These things can stick in your bloodstream for a while— sending you digital sage.

2026-03-28 05:41:13 CET

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Finally can get the donkey show without traveling all the way to Tijuana.

2026-03-27 07:50:27 CET

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I'm in flavor country

2026-03-26 22:32:29 CET

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Lutnick has a car payment due.

2026-03-26 17:45:15 CET

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It's time to print +30% on the bitcoin can. And also to add a little ginseng.

2026-03-25 23:29:57 CET

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Amway

2026-03-24 22:58:21 CET

How do other #GrapheneOS users do network troubleshooting?
Even with Termux, network tools (ping, nmap, etc.) don't really work.
I know this is somewhat by design for security; and also partially an Android thing, not 100% a Graphene issue— not complaining here, just curious:
How do the rest of you check devices, services, ports, etc. on your networks?

2026-03-24 15:42:13 CET

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This is what they took from us.

2026-03-23 22:31:46 CET

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You'd think he could afford better curtains.

2026-03-23 20:50:43 CET

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Feeling like a 5D pawn.

2026-03-23 01:12:36 CET

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When the internet was the dewey decimal system:
https://blossom.primal.net/9addf872e0f13312bf8cd4f2bd2d8779826712e7a2ac308cd4fd1d70d77e23af.png

2026-03-22 23:02:15 CET

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This is correct.
Same root as "kaboom" which is 1,000 booms.

2026-03-22 22:25:27 CET

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🤔 Does Jar Jar represent DEI in this prophecy... maybe a clumsy Ilhan Omar will trip and unplug Palantir, saving us all.

2026-03-22 22:03:44 CET

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If I could read just one memoir, it would be Bacon's.

2026-03-22 19:12:40 CET

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Biometric ID required to have sex with your wife.

2026-03-22 09:15:49 CET

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You can't beat a good enow... 🤔 maybe a solid eftsoones

2026-03-22 05:56:41 CET

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😂

2026-03-22 03:10:03 CET

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Call me cynical, but I won't believe we've won until I see a grainy black and white aerial video of a target being bombed from 20,000 ft., and a retired general on TV telling me what exactly was blown up.

2026-03-21 22:52:01 CET

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The mythical woman month

2026-03-21 21:27:39 CET

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I want my epitaph to be:
He ceaselessly strove to be his own ISP

2026-03-19 18:36:31 CET

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Imagine several rival factions all with Mission Impossible mask tech (spiderman meme), all with military grade press astroturfing capabilities— there is a lot to gain with controlling Bibi 4.0, and a lot to lose with getting caught releasing Bibi 4.0, and a lot to lose with prematurely calling the death of Bibi 3.0.
Also: aliens + necromancy.

2026-03-19 04:33:16 CET

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DAR is a solid metric

2026-03-19 01:34:52 CET

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Everyone is dead and everyone is wearing a Mission Impossible mask so no one is ever dead.

2026-03-18 19:58:33 CET

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I appreciate this take.
40's big band / standards / ez listening is revolting to my soul. Songwriting that trivializes and detests the human spirit. You have a dog and love a girl. In that order.
I adore 50's doo wop. The unconscious pursuit of beauty in melody and freedom in dance at all times, judged truly by the request line and the Disc Jockey.
60's A+. Beauty + truth. Psychedelic forces unleashed from the astral plane. Evil is also here, but as yet almost imperceptible.
70's music to me is like the empire strikes back— the Great Satan ripping the etheric and astral psychedelic forces out of the 50's and 60's music and repacking it in course materialism (guitar virtuosity, punk-Marxism, funk/disco soullessness)
80's the reassertion of the accidental quest for beauty, accidental new-romanticism, accidental guy-liner, the accidental majesty of the synthesizer, the invisible hand of Adam Smith accidentally biting its CIA prestidigitators.
90's the empire strikes back back back (self destructive opium war tactics behind grunge, 5th columnist hip hop). Hideous on purpose— the opposite of music.
00's indie/emo wins skirmishes against the 90's; the internet and the ipod suddenly allows the freedom to be our own 1950's disc jockey; but the pop music beast is unleashed from the pit of hell— it is only a matter of time until nsync kills all of our children and drinks their blood
10's the empire strikes back back back back back with DJ culture, woke infiltration of all previous postwar music and its systematic complete destruction. everyone hates instruments, words, notes, chords. singing along is something cave men did with your mom. to your mom. you can now hate yourself forever. you have no choice. skrillex exists.

2026-03-18 16:09:19 CET

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He's not wearing his hat... 🤔

2026-03-18 04:47:58 CET

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Idk if it would make things worse ot better to spin up agents that continually post or aggregate content on topics to get the ball rolling.

2026-03-18 03:44:46 CET

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We need something that looks like this. Only half joking.
https://blossom.primal.net/9addf872e0f13312bf8cd4f2bd2d8779826712e7a2ac308cd4fd1d70d77e23af.png

2026-03-17 01:01:47 CET

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I dream of an AI agent that just scans app stores (open source like fdroid or zapstore, obvs) for updates, determines which of the updates are bug fixes and which are feature creep, and rewrites the code to only include real bug fixes.

2026-03-08 20:14:36 CET

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That, and a washer-dryer combo machine system that folds clothes and puts them in a dresser or hangs clothes in a closet.

2026-03-05 18:02:08 CET

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It's a powerful point.
To offer a meager counter-argument: it's possible for powerful people, for great generals, to miscalculate and to be ruined.

2026-03-05 05:57:35 CET

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I appreciate this kind of analysis.
Just to add one or two that occured to me (possibilites only):
-Get rid of rogue CIA/MI6 ops indirectly, fingerprints off (oops, HQ's bombed by our enemies, whaddayagonnado)
-Drain a certain thorn-in-side of popular support via retaliatory civillian casualties, all while showing public support of thorn-in-side
... etc.

2026-03-04 01:55:42 CET

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If either Neil or Buzz have a biracial trans granddaughter, my Polymarket money's on they/them.

2026-03-03 06:47:14 CET

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Did you resolve this? Having similar issues. Beginning to think Gnome keyring is a virus.

2026-03-01 18:53:10 CET

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Wouldn't kill him to send a fruit basket

2026-03-01 18:49:22 CET

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Aliens.

2026-03-01 18:46:29 CET

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I believe in this wizard.

2026-03-01 18:44:52 CET

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When I read the fine print to my detector, it had to be calibrated outside and above a certain temp; anyone know— is that legit? I guess I won't know if I'm slowly dying until winter is over.

2026-03-01 04:46:19 CET

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😂 I've had the installer stopped at the same exact spot for 4 days— which gate to Dante's hell do I choose?

2026-02-27 23:43:46 CET

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Agree, but also: would be cool to have 10 burner phones in your trunk.

2026-02-27 16:05:20 CET

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To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women

2026-02-23 08:33:29 CET

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You got rugged— publishing is a shitcoin

2026-02-23 08:31:02 CET

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Righteous

2026-02-17 08:32:48 CET

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Before the storm is coming, the animals somehow know to run and hide— together and all at once. Some invisible whisper tells them, and they trust it in an instant.
So why are we met with smug indifference, for decades , at every step, smug indifference? Is there any other animal whose core response to mortal danger is smug indifference?

2026-02-17 01:18:24 CET

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Where would you set the line for an arm wrestling contest between this guy and Ursula von der Leyen?

2026-02-16 20:51:52 CET

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Or did Baal have a bank account named Jeffrey Epstein.

2026-02-16 02:11:17 CET

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I feel the same power is at work when I see a bee far from home, and an exotic flower; etheric pollination.