scientifically proven to be the best account on baest + top shagger
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2024-07-01T03:15:43+02:00 Event JSON
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Last Notes npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk actually seething that my gpa is 3.49. literally one point away from that perfect 3.5 cutoff npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk least out of touch journalist npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk my wsj comment got 23 likes, really doing numbers npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk image.png npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk >landlord asks for my new address so she can send me my security deposit npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk IMG_20240628_082906_798.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk even on f-1 you get to get a travel signature and reenter as many times as you please. but i MUST LEAVE CANADA (direct quote from my immigration document) in like 90 days npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk <----- he's mad his visa does not guarantee reentry npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk i remember seeing a hacker news comment that went along the lines of "i have 40k eur worth of apple stock, and i really want to see them make more repairable devices," like no you dont nigga lmao. if you cared about it that much you would sell your stock immediately npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk you have to pay money for checking accounts??? 😭😭😭 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk cargo shorts with belt??? 🤯 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1znu…n9j2 it had one of my favorite songs in it so it's the best game npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1uzg…sppm rum and cock npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk i get ultrawide... but this is just obscene npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk just got a lead on a 2018 ford interceptor for 15k..... it's a good deal but dear god do i not want to drive that cruise ship. also it's literally a cop car, im absolutely gonna get my tires slashed npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1wah…xc8t me but with starbucks refreshers npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1qq7…fedr i have a spare, but every time i knock on his door he doesn't answer... oh well npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk mri's are so scary, i hope i never have to get one. i have too many odd pieces of metal embedded in my teeth and feet from my various (mis)adventures npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk image.png npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk IMG_20240321_120323_188.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk was very mad at a TA last night and i mocked him by doing an indian accent... right in front of one of my indian-american friends. i apologized profusely afterwards but he said the accent was really good so i got the "punjabi pass" npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk if i had a dollar for every bullshit term invented by journalists i would be a billionaire by now npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub15gq…xwlk it's called my microwave you should try it npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1ux2…5jws too much gooning npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk image.png npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub15c7…suze god forbid twinks have a little fun npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk image.png npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk huge ass poster my beloved (so big i had to get the ultrawide out) npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk 1000015463.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1et3…0a7n >implying you have anything but boys on your mind npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1d2n…n2yu birthday npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk 1000015357.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk 1000015234.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk 1000015233.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyDE8yhUtKE npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk 1000015119.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk 1000014544.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk 1000014472.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub14qe…a53z cry about it npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk image.png npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk somehow managed to break the fucking 3mm attachment on my trimmer. looks like ill have to go all the way smooth haha 🥴 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk what could possibly possess a grown adult man to :3 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1usp…hy44 the what npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk bro.mp4 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk 1000014098.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk 1000014056.mp4 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk tfw you'll never travel around the country by hitchhiking with lonely horny truckers and your body will never be found behind a north carolina arby's npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk my caldigit ts4 finally arrived! i am genuinely over the moon, i can FINALLY only have ONE cable to plug into this stupid fucking usb-c only laptop (instead of the 3 that i had running under my table that i'd have to fetch every once in a while) npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk track mania is dangerously fun. i know how i'm wasting my weekend now npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk весна npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1nv0…skkw spot on, basically. it's all about bullying people who have the audacity to not be 100% plugged into the hive mind npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk 3 house viewings lined up on sunday, guess im not getting ready for monday's exam 😩 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1368…rk5p i cant find it now but its a cringe food warning label knockoff shirt where its like 100% inclusive 100% supporting language whatever npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk if you unironically wear the inclusive language tee you deserve to be called a faggot npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk if a blahaj could wear jeans would it do it like this or like this npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk still find it ridiculous how my mom can mail me chocolate and a calendar from moscow without any issues but i have to jump through a million hoops and use 2 shady courier services to mail her a plush toy (which i cant even mail directly from the us because ALL toys are banned from export) npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk fuckin mandatory driver's license, good thing i have one npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk this has to be a joke or something npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk what the fuck is this company smoking npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk this is new. very cool npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk you have got to be kidding me npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk wow, i get the option to opt out of ai screening. let's hope that button actually works! npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1nar…z20v but what if hot guy subscription (internet bill) npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk 💀💀💀💀💀 im actually crying, i love this fucking university npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1xx8…g7g4 the biggest, loudest, stinkiest pair of boots you have npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk my friends and i are a menace to this college town (for legal reasons i will not elaborate, but it has something to do with sick drifting) npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk VID_20230901_003627_140.mp4 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk at least this is an effective filter. if i showed my homework to a business student he would immediately disintegrate npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk not like i have a social life and plans and OTHER CLASSES haha i can just waste 6 hours doing 1 question and then realizing i did it wrong haha that's so fun and normal npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk im also seething and writhing at the fact that not only do i have to do math, i have to do post calculus level of bs big o and big omega runtime analysis. and not even in the fun way that we're doing in our comp eng class with mips instructions, but the boring math way with proofs and geometric sequences npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk how to prove you're a public ivy student without saying you're in public ivy npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk excuse me??? what the FUCK am i paying tuition for then??? npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1usp…hy44 do straight "people" really npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1hrk…3nzn tenga npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk i could not care less about begging but signing up for facebook with my real name and trying to use it to network genuinely causes me mental distress and unfortunately i think it'll have to come to that npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk oh yeah i tried my new fleshlight and it's pretty mid i don't get the hype. just use your hand smh npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk IMG_20230821_120057_274.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk IMG_20230820_225453_208.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk coworker is on grindr 💀💀💀 i have nothing more to add 💀💀💀 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1xx8…g7g4 nice #dailyrat npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk didn't get raped by tsa 0/10 won't fly again npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub19ev…s343 yes. this isn't even a dev interview or anything npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk these hiring prescreens are crazy npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk today i will take an online coding assessment that is longer than the SAT 💀 npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk banking sector moment npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk @npub1emn…rkds yeah but its 1 more thing to keep in mind... npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk the bilt credit card is such a scam. you have to use it 5 times in a statement period to get any points. like yeah ofc i make more than one purchase a week but its ridiculous how they basically force you to use it as your main card if you want that rent cashback npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk IMG_20230704_161758_644.jpg npub128mjd2q6fy2eh6hvgxq46s9czq6yaehk6z73dgcgq7dtmjhgmnpsvyfzga zonk lmao
