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Last Notes

2026-08-28 13:19:40 UTC

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2026-08-22 05:37:32 UTC

GM
Straight to the gym
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2026-08-20 12:08:43 UTC

😵‍💫
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2026-08-15 16:56:53 UTC

back in the day, having plenty of free time meant you were successful and part of the leisure class
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2026-08-15 11:29:45 UTC

Yes indeed! Carrying this emotional support protein shaker jug everywhere is part of the performance you didn’t want to be a part of.
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2026-08-15 07:03:06 UTC

LOL

2026-08-01 12:15:04 UTC

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2026-08-01 12:13:28 UTC

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2026-07-31 16:28:58 UTC

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@nprofile…y4j2
Another year, another 27th birthday ay

2026-07-28 15:56:14 UTC

You don’t need any of this shit to run a sub-20 5k
You just need to show up when it’s raining, put in the miles, stay consistent and stop making excuses
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2026-07-26 17:54:35 UTC

My wife doesn’t have a drivers license. Now she wants to get one and i have to start teaching her.
This process might end up as a true-crime documentary. 😂
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2026-07-26 15:28:24 UTC

That km 12 climb totally gassed me.
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2026-07-25 12:52:24 UTC

https://www.straitstimes.com/life/motoring/volvo-v60-gives-the-swedish-station-wagon-a-fitting-farewell

2026-07-25 07:51:08 UTC

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2026-07-24 09:14:55 UTC

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@nprofile…mtwd
Idk why but there have barely been any mosquitoes this summer.

2026-07-24 07:31:53 UTC

Back in the raspberry bushes again
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2026-07-23 15:23:48 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…z99d
Bold of you to assume the elements can stop her

2026-07-22 17:26:54 UTC

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@nprofile…gytd sad :rip:

2026-07-22 12:07:35 UTC

👀
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2026-07-20 19:32:26 UTC

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2026-07-20 17:44:51 UTC

https://youtube.com/shorts/NK3497Pqvc0

2026-07-20 09:36:56 UTC

If I ever get an EV this is gonna be hard to pass up
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2026-07-19 16:54:04 UTC

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@nprofile…07lq
I was talking about cars. I know about Soviet comforts.

2026-07-19 16:35:14 UTC

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@nprofile…07lq
Haven’t been to Russia in a while, but they have some absolutely insane cars at the car meets over there.

2026-07-19 16:25:48 UTC

🔥
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2026-07-17 18:27:42 UTC

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@nprofile…6449
Yup, i usually just do a light walk, but sleep is my main enemy. I’ve been a shitty sleeper my whole life and it’s honestly gatekeeping my gains 💀

2026-07-17 18:22:29 UTC

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I know i need recovery for the gainz, but a whole day of slacking off also ruins my next session.
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2026-07-17 18:19:44 UTC

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The dehydration yesterday caused my quads to cramp today.

2026-07-17 14:09:58 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Whoever orchestrated this elliot page op must truly hate her. Turning her into a manlet is practically biblical punishment.
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2026-07-17 11:06:58 UTC

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2026-07-17 10:43:31 UTC

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2026-07-16 15:05:39 UTC

AFK
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2026-07-15 14:04:00 UTC

https://youtu.be/-zQOckVnMQ8

2026-07-14 16:13:26 UTC

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2026-07-14 10:02:26 UTC

GM
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2026-07-13 17:10:43 UTC

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2026-07-13 13:11:24 UTC

I’m also retarded
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2026-07-11 21:06:12 UTC

My name is Newman.
I buy my clothes from APC.
I worked in advertising.
I helped poison the world. I taught you to want things that were never meant to be yours.
I never wanted you to be happy.
Happy people don’t consoom.
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2026-07-11 17:05:29 UTC

took my pens, but i forgot the blackbook :pepe_monkas:

2026-07-10 09:16:36 UTC

It’s not about the poor vs. the rich. It’s everyone versus what’s left of the middle class.
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2026-07-09 17:05:01 UTC

I’ll open this poor man’s amarone now!
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2026-07-07 18:48:41 UTC

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2026-07-06 13:29:06 UTC

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@nprofile…3rs3
:pepe_tard:
It’s a nod to the world famous hop growing region in washington state known for producing some of the finest hops in the world

2026-07-06 09:22:24 UTC

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2026-07-03 18:55:13 UTC

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2026-07-03 17:57:54 UTC

Why the fuck do you have to talk about the jews all the time to be taken seriously in certain circles?
fuck the jews

2026-07-03 16:35:40 UTC

went to the movies with the kids today!
heres the damage!
>4 tickets: 60
>snacks/drinks (3 popcorn + 2 sodas + 1 juicebox): 24
>smuggled in 2 tactical beers: 0
total 84 money
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2026-07-02 16:00:45 UTC

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2026-07-02 15:07:28 UTC

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2026-07-02 15:02:37 UTC

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2026-07-02 14:57:36 UTC

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Is there a market for conspicary books anymore
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2026-07-02 14:50:53 UTC

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2026-07-02 14:50:38 UTC

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2026-06-30 20:00:55 UTC

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1976_British_Isles_heatwave

2026-06-30 13:11:11 UTC

My hotel room is almost too cold 🥶
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2026-06-29 14:33:47 UTC

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2026-06-29 11:36:00 UTC

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2026-06-28 17:47:07 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg
E46 M3 is peak M3 nothing will ever change my mind. 😀

2026-06-28 14:39:08 UTC

Swedish football fans in 1994 compared to 2026
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2026-06-28 09:01:58 UTC

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2026-06-27 08:32:09 UTC

😀
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2026-06-26 09:15:18 UTC

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2026-06-23 19:09:22 UTC

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2026-06-21 15:55:33 UTC

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2026-06-15 18:14:29 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg
1997

2026-06-15 18:12:54 UTC

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I don’t know why this old ass shitbox makes me so happy :feelsgoodman:

2026-06-15 15:17:42 UTC

FTW
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2026-06-12 17:24:48 UTC

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@nprofile…ve9y
A resident Serbian engineer also brought up antarctica and op highjump, claiming to be one of the biggest experts on the subject (when slightly buzzed)

2026-06-12 17:11:39 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj
a soap opera that keeps rerunning itself.. higher resolution, better lighting, worse honesty, same script, new actors in old roles.

2026-06-12 16:57:27 UTC

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@nprofile…ve9y yes

2026-06-12 14:02:57 UTC

Today at work, a few of us had a traditional “liquid lunch” and got into an interesting conversation about Gaddafi and Assad

2026-06-11 17:20:37 UTC

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2026-06-10 14:14:57 UTC

stunning and brave
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2026-06-07 16:37:12 UTC

gay and retarded
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2026-06-06 16:41:54 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc
Art has never been a neutral meritocracy its value has always been shaped by power and closed networks

2026-06-06 16:19:33 UTC

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2026-05-31 12:37:13 UTC

back on the road again..first run with the new brand new scania
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2026-05-27 18:44:42 UTC

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2026-05-26 17:44:46 UTC

Carter Hart supports Alberta separatists!
r/hockey in shambles!
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2026-05-26 17:26:27 UTC

Good old Memorial Cup scrap
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2026-05-23 22:31:57 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v 😀

2026-05-23 17:01:44 UTC

:feelsgoodman:
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2026-05-23 16:11:52 UTC

Nu /pol/ is shite!
the shared ironic literacy is gone
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2026-05-21 18:25:06 UTC

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@nprofile…gaa4
used an app to scan the cards, which gave me all the details, including their value

2026-05-21 16:40:13 UTC

I was going through some pokemon cards in my archive and scanned them and this one showed up :pepe_cash:
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2026-05-19 21:45:38 UTC

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2026-05-19 17:27:02 UTC

:galaxy_brain:
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2026-05-15 18:00:46 UTC

:pepe_lmao:
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2026-05-13 09:16:33 UTC

TIL
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2026-05-12 05:11:57 UTC

GM
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2026-05-11 17:13:19 UTC

💯
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2026-05-11 14:11:31 UTC

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15806311/Data-center-Georgia-free-water.html
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2026-05-10 19:41:07 UTC

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2026-05-10 18:17:56 UTC

This bobo shit has gone too far
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2026-05-06 10:25:16 UTC

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2026-05-05 06:57:04 UTC

GM
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2026-05-04 19:03:05 UTC

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@nprofile…mf90 @nprofile…y9u6
I dont know about other leagues, but in the NHL, missing games for the birth of a child is totally normal

2026-05-04 09:34:07 UTC

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2026-05-04 07:12:32 UTC

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2026-05-04 05:43:51 UTC

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