JD

https://npub12p803xelvrcfczwzpm2seha0556z7l46fftt2y3gen4ercs04ffqzx7xvm.blossom.band/1be4eb3bb3fee8ffd90b92fc10f6dff0c9827a3fef6e6f25630488cd39357bfa.jpg
Pure Fiat fugazi world salad. This is so disappointing. 😣 "L3"

2026-05-05 06:15:56 CEST

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Sounds like what a good ethereum bro would say hahaha JK

2026-05-05 06:15:14 CEST

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Nah. Got sats timelocked into oblivion. No thanks.

2026-05-05 05:41:43 CEST

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Saylor is promoting Stacks? 😣

2026-05-03 02:22:36 CEST

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A lot of us are feeling this way. Except the risk is palpable or narrative control which then Concensus is downstream of that. Look what's already been accomplished.
#nevent1q…hefq

2026-05-02 03:55:02 CEST

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🫡 sounds good. Wisp is my daily driver.
My loaner car until then is Ditto... Wondering why a Tamigatchi is coded in. But hey why the hell not.

2026-05-02 03:32:10 CEST

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Yes

2026-05-01 17:53:45 CEST

🐛 report.
Wisp keeps freezing. @nprofile…m02t newest version. Citrine signer. App unusable currently. Install/uninstall. Same issue. Phone new and good. 🫡👨‍💻

2026-04-27 04:26:12 CEST

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Like I said, humiliation ritual.

2026-04-27 04:25:36 CEST

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Green jacket and you're the joker dawg. 🥷

2026-04-27 04:24:30 CEST

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Lol. Flying economy is a humiliation ritual now. 😧🤬

2026-04-25 04:45:41 CEST

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Welcome to Clone Radio. We're like everyone else. What's the saga? I need a saga.

2026-04-25 04:45:05 CEST

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Queens. So good. Songs for the Deaf is ridiculously good.

2026-04-22 04:07:55 CEST

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Friend had one of these little Satan Pads. I was skeptical. But the results speak for themselves.
🥩👀⚡

2026-04-21 08:15:58 CEST

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Representative democracy has failed now.
Time to move on.

2026-04-15 15:44:42 CEST

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Bro... Taxes make no sense.

2026-04-15 15:43:18 CEST

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Few

2026-04-15 06:03:04 CEST

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Yeah it's a good refresh. I just miss the stark black background of Amethyst and Primal. Helps with eye strain. Higher contrast that is. 👀 @nprofile…jejf

2026-04-11 02:16:10 CEST

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Have you seen the price of Sandisk stock. 🫣

2026-04-10 16:22:15 CEST

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Hhaha. I'm telling my kids THIS was the first AGI

2026-04-10 06:07:56 CEST

Dig this. Either time is discreet or continuous. Quantum mechanics. ⌚
#nevent1q…ll2f

2026-04-10 06:06:28 CEST

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This guy annoys me. Or rather the people that eat us his half baked opinions he presents as facts.
I have ALL DAY for people who want to theorize and debate about possibilities...
But he acts like an information authority figure. So cringe.

2026-04-10 06:03:36 CEST

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Occult freedom tickets. 🥸😒

2026-04-10 05:11:57 CEST

RUN A NODE.
#nevent1q…p9f9

2026-04-03 04:34:24 CEST

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Every human, running a computer, one network, breathing together.
🫠

2026-04-02 06:07:50 CEST

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🦫 dam

2026-04-02 06:04:25 CEST

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Its not for beginners or normies though. Kinda technical to use. Zapstore is fat more user friendly. I use both

2026-04-01 06:07:42 CEST

Bluesky, Mastodon, Reddit... HARD PASS DAWG.
😒

2026-04-01 06:06:14 CEST

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Haha.
You put everyone on notice dawg.
Real recognizes real.

2026-04-01 06:05:19 CEST

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Always thought bluesky was quite... Lame. Super lame.

2026-04-01 06:04:42 CEST

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Whow?

2026-03-31 05:07:19 CEST

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Duh! He invented it!

2026-03-30 04:57:49 CEST

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https://dailydot.com/bitcoin-bison-dollars-meme
https://youtu.be/Shxiy7l5b_4
No joke, when I saw the movie as a kid, this scene blew my mind. There's a scene after where someone, Sagat I think, steals or is left with the "treasure" after Bison is defeated. When he opens the treasure expecting spoils of riches, 'alas!', he's so mad that it's just the worthless Bison dollars.
I remember so clearly asking my dad about this and why people couldn't just make their own money. Feeling like I didn't understand how paper money was worth something...
Crazy how after all these years and I can connect the dots back.
https://youtu.be/tV2qoDVnfxs

2026-03-30 00:59:14 CEST

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Oh fuck off. Hahaha
Did you ever see the original street fighter movie?

2026-03-30 00:55:50 CEST

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Banger

2026-03-28 17:25:30 CET

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🎯

2026-03-28 17:24:39 CET

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🎯

2026-03-28 03:01:02 CET

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I think the Proton ad is good, but misleading. TONNES of apps *specifically* get microphone access despite being apps that wouldn't seem to need to require it. (Photo editing app for example).
So your mic is, 100% being used to harvest you. Let's assume it. In most normal cases.
Yes, behaviour profiling doesn't require much access, and is powerful. And is not widely understood nor cared about, but mic access makes it easier for Random Company XYZ to collect and sell data. Very specific data.

2026-03-28 02:35:38 CET

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Put some respect on 98 era software 😶‍🌫️

2026-03-26 23:05:29 CET

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The flame can turn into a tinder clone fast tho

2026-03-26 23:04:54 CET

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Ideas to riff on

2026-03-26 23:04:07 CET

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https://blossom.primal.net/3d47c32ba436b6bb220d9a3abbd6cd9c3b3e150408449bebfc3902581e0261a2.png

2026-03-26 21:06:55 CET

RELAX,
DON'T DO IT.
#FRANKIESAYSRELAX

2026-03-26 18:49:51 CET

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Rookie mistake. Haha. Did it last week with a beer by accident. But mine didn't explode. Just a little leak.

2026-03-25 16:50:30 CET

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Lol Villian arc

2026-03-25 16:47:26 CET

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Lol.
People can barely pull off lowest common demoninator democracy with a pencil. 🫠

2026-03-25 07:17:26 CET

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Nice job!

2026-03-25 07:16:40 CET

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Lol

2026-03-25 01:09:36 CET

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I remember something about "jam". Jamspace? Or the like.

2026-03-24 21:14:33 CET

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Bro, Apex Insider-Trading IG just went into talks with FTX. Could be a good partnership. 🤗
Hahaha

2026-03-24 07:03:37 CET

What's crazier anon, that Pelosi insider trades the shit out of the Stonk market, or that everyone knows she does and yet she continues about her business? 👀😵‍💫 (thru her husband. FFS.)

2026-03-24 07:01:13 CET

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Lol. Adding to my list of apparel I want... A faux investment club. "Apex Insider Trading Investment Group" 🥸😉

2026-03-23 19:26:57 CET

Once more normies bother to figure out why life is becoming so dystopian... Bitcoin's price has to go ballastic. Once people figure out how mathematically elegant and transparent it is... 📈📊🌕🚀

2026-03-22 18:21:00 CET

Wisp is a ridiculously good Nostr client. 🫠👨‍💻
Social graphs, draft timers, NWC and much more. Wow, I'm impressed.
Nice work @nprofile…jejf - crushing it.

2026-03-22 18:17:02 CET

T shirts I want: (an essay) 🧐
-A Che Guevara style face and beret, but it's Droian Nakamotos face🙂‍↕️
-A "Tan Tan Noodle or Die" Szechuan bowl of noodles shirt🍲
-DATUM ocean mining🌊
-Mempool one 🔵🟣🔵🔵🔵🟣🟣🔵🟢🔵🟢🔵🔵
-Um, Plain white 👕
-Plain white V neck 👕
-Something to do with lightning network ⚡
K thanks, link in bio for sugar mommas.

2026-03-22 17:12:41 CET

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Far more of a dystopian waking nightmare than most of us could have predicted a decade ago.
God help us.

2026-03-22 17:07:11 CET

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👀

2026-03-22 04:28:56 CET

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👀 boomer, hiking up belt buckle:
"Whadda ya mean it's not in the cloud (motions toward ceiling)? My email is in the cloud...
So by relay, you mean cloud right? "

2026-03-22 04:16:37 CET

Is Wario just a reverse-flash, bizarro world Mario?
#INeedAnswers #AskNostr

2026-03-22 04:15:15 CET

I knew Gen Z was cooked when I saw Snapchat blowup and then tried it. (A decade or so ago)
"What is this Fisher Price Banana-Phone UX?!"
#SnapChat #Nope #ImABigBoy

2026-03-22 04:13:12 CET

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Stop trying to make Nostr not Nostr. Lol

2026-03-22 04:12:06 CET

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Yeah they are brual. It's like a headache that is ALT+F4 repeatedly but your head is in a vice that's in another vice. 😨😶‍🌫️

2026-03-20 08:28:21 CET

The Metaverse was just too early. Zuck made a bet. And being too early, as the maxium goes, is the same as being wrong. A decade too early IMO.
https://image.nostr.build/9eac8f92c3e4b326f569e3d16a83bde82ede78d2d238808fd673406d3ea15a47.jpg
We might not call it "the metaverse" though when it arrives. It'll be extensions of our reality in virtual spaces. Sort of an AR (augmented reality). My favourite example is the mall.
If we "Google Mapped" aka took photos of the entire mall then we could send our avatars there to go shopping. Instead of retailers' 2D websites... We will send our avatars shopping, pick up virtual shoes to check out and virtually pay for them.
Imagine instead of "not" being at work, you could send your avatar to the office while you are working at home IRL. Once wearable tech gets better, more seamless, I think this AR capability will have traction. Metaverse will just be 3D representations of the analog world.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/technology/mark-zuckerbergs-metaverse-vr-horizon-worlds.html

2026-03-19 23:25:51 CET

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I use it semi regularly. It feels like a blend of a few things where it doesn't have a direct comparison. A bit of myspace curation, a bit of nostr, some zapping, some spotify-ish elements and some Youtube-ish elements. Yet, it feels like its trying to be its own thing.
Could use simpler flow and UX. Less is more.

2026-03-19 17:53:07 CET

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Ohhhh

2026-03-19 17:45:14 CET

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Fountain FM is both unique and hits a niche use. The design/ UI is a bit confusing, but it feels fresh.

2026-03-16 18:34:02 CET

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👍

2026-03-16 18:32:57 CET

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🤔 fair

2026-03-16 18:08:27 CET

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What are your thoughts on Liquid. 🤔👀

2026-03-16 18:07:58 CET

mIRC, ICQ, shareware, freeware, Warcraft Tides of Darkness, Doom, Duke Nuke Em, Diablo, Carmegeddon, Napster, Torrents, PirateBay, OverClocking.
🖥️🖱️👨‍💻

2026-03-16 16:45:46 CET

Welcome to the gulag.
#nevent1q…umwh

2026-03-16 01:06:33 CET

Someone tell unc to tone it down. He describing MSTR.
https://image.nostr.build/06fada41f5194867a2cbc83c3b3a27599b9361b583385b7ebc0e6fe66c26dc5e.jpg

2026-03-15 22:49:59 CET

I wrote a joke that needs to exist outloud.
"What do you call it when guys in the military make fun of diarrhea?
.
.
.
GI Jokes.
🫡🤣🎙️
-me, 2026

2026-03-15 22:46:20 CET

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Irony my guy

2026-03-15 22:45:14 CET

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OK. So Microatrategy's mission is too... Hoard debt to buy BTC in order for its stock price to move adjacent to BTC, with leverage/multiplier.
OK.
And then to offer a 10% fiay cash yield on another fund.
So it's a leveraged ETF and a 10% yield. 🧐

2026-03-15 22:42:08 CET

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Yeah dawg. I'm asking what mstr intends to do with their assets and cash and purchasing power.

2026-03-15 22:41:12 CET

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That's too contrite.
Mstr doesn't *just have money. They have debt. And bitcoin. And outstanding shares... and could issue more shares to raise money.
Money is purchasing power, or leverage and my question is what do they intend to do with that.
Many public companies, at some point, have had a shot tonne of cash and purchasing power.
But without a, pun intended, strategy, end game or management... It can easily blow up.

2026-03-14 21:07:03 CET

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Haha. OMG. So you *are working for the secret cabal global government.
Fine then.
🤫

2026-03-14 20:53:22 CET

Be VERY weary of anyone who purports to know "the truth" about too many things.
We've moved beyond 'post truth' to an era where almost everything is becoming a psy op. (Wrapped in a false flag, inside of a quagmire).
Very few of us have the Intel to know what's "real".
Heavy war is being waged on all of our consciousnesses.
Keep your wits about you.
Question everything.
Godspeed.
Happy Saturday.
https://image.nostr.build/b3350715595ebd77dd92028eba07aa087b139109c7336ae6dc950537b7b4af3e.jpg

2026-03-14 20:45:27 CET

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👀 Congrats man! ✨🚀

2026-03-14 16:30:37 CET

PI DAY 3.14! 🔢 WHY DOESN'T Pi end? 😵‍💫
Math is so rad. Ask yourself this... Imagine if you take the radius of a circle, and then duplicate it a few times, and bend them around that same circle. You would need... 3.1415926♾️ radius' (radii?) To complete the circle.
Wait what, infinity? Why does infinity factor in?
Pi is the calculation of HOW MANY radii would be needed.
How can the number of radii never end?
WHY DOESN'T THE CIRCLE END?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
It's a cool mystery to contemplate and every math teacher I've asked explains it differently.
https://image.nostr.build/a9aa70294fe93c3942a5ba195dcbb38217fc67f1174af36523f61bf5572e76bc.jpg

2026-03-14 16:14:59 CET

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Slow your roll big dawg.

2026-03-13 06:17:42 CET

🫣😵‍💫
#nevent1q…gay0

2026-03-12 15:18:16 CET

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Decent perspective. Yeah... I get your point. But Google builds stuff. So value is created in exchange of products for cash.
What is mstr's product? Their stock valuation?
That's more of my point.
So, you've hoarded all the bitcoin. OK. Congrats.
Now what?

2026-03-12 15:14:49 CET

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You're not thinking far enough...
We become machines.
The next evolution of humanity is non organic. It's happening now. Exponential evolution.

2026-03-12 05:50:32 CET

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😕🫣
#nevent1q…09v6

2026-03-12 05:47:57 CET

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Haha. Invest in copper?
#nevent1q…346d

2026-03-12 05:44:32 CET

👀🫣🧐😶‍🌫️
#nevent1q…qxw4

2026-03-12 05:21:41 CET

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"Pure financial vehicle"
Explain... Lol.
I think it could be impure.

2026-03-12 05:18:20 CET

WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THE WHITE HOUSE...
https://x.com/TheBTCTherapist/status/2031899714635874478
😵‍💫🫣🥸🤫

2026-03-12 05:09:03 CET

#asknostr
I don't follow MicroStrategy too closely. So my question is... Has Saylor came out and said what the end goal is for the stack they accumulate?
OK, they're borrowing to buy BTC, and then keep going and going. Fine. To push the stock valuation. Fine again.
And then there's the yield.
Okokok... But what's the point to this?
Is it just horde cash and borrow to horde more?
I mean... Is there an Act 3?
Where does this end up?

2026-03-11 05:15:18 CET

Worst thing about Bitcoin is Bitcoiners. 👁️‍🗨️
#ChangeMyMind
(They're also the best thing. But also the worst)

2026-03-11 00:00:42 CET

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Rage bait. Haha

2026-03-08 19:24:19 CET

We *have* to be living thru a simulation. 🫣😨 https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2029741548791853331

2026-03-08 08:28:48 CET

"Our customers"... 😒 Plz elaborate dawg. Who is that exactly? @nprofile…nj96
Seems fugazi to me.
Nothing stable or coin about them. 😒
https://www.coindesk.com/business/2026/03/07/bitcoin-purist-jack-dorsey-s-firm-is-reluctantly-giving-in-to-stablecoin-craze

2026-03-07 19:06:05 CET

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Roger that. Graphene has a bit of a learning curve but once you're there it's... Tenable.

2026-03-07 19:01:58 CET

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That was rude. I'm reporting you to the Nostr Moderators.

2026-03-07 18:25:34 CET

IF YOUR BROWSER TABS HAVEN'T HIT THE ♾️ SYMBOL... WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?
thank you for your attention to this matter.
👀🫥👀🫥👀🫥👀🫥👀🫥👀🫥👀🫥👀