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Ground forces.. 👇
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2026-04-13 09:41:03 CEST

The U.S. naval blockade, which targets ships entering or exiting Iranian ports in the Strait of Hormuz, is set to begin in 7 hours.

2026-04-11 12:32:03 CEST

Iran will not be able to open the Strait of Hormuz because it does not know where the mines are …
*The New York Times*

2026-04-10 18:46:20 CEST

Hormuz?
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2026-04-02 17:15:20 CEST

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Right? I swear half the room hits red alert before the words even leave his mouth….

2026-04-02 17:12:38 CEST

Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!

2026-04-02 17:06:59 CEST

BREAKING NEWS: Trump says he going to pull all troops out of the Middle East, we have not constitutional authority to be there, will release the rest of the Epstein files un redacted and will stop govt spending.
APRIL FOOLS!

2026-04-02 16:58:32 CEST

A democrat was given a job of painting white lines down the middle of the road.
On his first day he painted 8 miles, on a second day he painted 3 miles, and on his third day he painted just 1 mile.
The boss was not pleased.
He asked him, "Why is it that you are painting less each day?"
He said, "Because each day I get further away from the bucket of paint."

2026-04-02 16:55:56 CEST

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MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN
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2026-04-02 16:54:31 CEST

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US-Israeli airstrikes have reportedly hit Iran’s B1 bridge linking Karaj to Tehran, described by local media as the Middle East’s highest bridge.
Several people were injured 🐾
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2026-04-02 16:53:18 CEST

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IRAN: DRAFTING PROTOCOL WITH OMAN FOR HORMUZ STRAIT TRAFFIC

2026-04-01 22:54:31 CEST

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The article within clearly states the bullet was too fragmented to compare…

2026-03-31 16:08:18 CEST

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2026-03-30 18:37:07 CEST

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My little grandson came running into the room, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" I said, "I don't know, why?" He said, "Grandma said as soon as you croak we can go to Disneyland."

2026-03-30 05:58:30 CEST

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Yes, and all yours, authenticity checked out by 🐾!

2026-03-29 01:34:24 CET

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👇poor quality but…
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2026-03-29 01:25:13 CET

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I use both a free AI and an institution-paid set of tools (Grok, Gemini, Perplexity, Claude, etc.).
The free one is already trained to my style and knows my preferences, so I don’t want to abandon it.

2026-03-29 01:21:53 CET

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Later…..
Another knockoff 👇
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2026-03-29 01:15:06 CET

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A mansion?
This crazy AI created itself w/o my prompts, look how horrible they are…., dead AI👇
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2026-03-28 19:47:48 CET

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These are expensive pics!
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2026-03-28 19:46:59 CET

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2026-03-28 19:45:59 CET

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But unfortunately he cannot avoid the consequences, it’s a calculated move though protects privacy…

2026-03-28 19:30:13 CET

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Twix?
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2026-03-28 19:27:01 CET

The Israeli targeted assassination strike on Jezzine, southern Lebanon, killed 2 journalists from the Al-Manar and Al-Mayadeen outlets.
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2026-03-28 19:20:11 CET

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You?

2026-03-28 13:39:43 CET

A truck loaded with nearly half a million bars of Nestlé KitKat chocolate was stolen on its way to Poland.

2026-03-28 13:22:49 CET

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Not you and your cool dog?

2026-03-28 13:21:59 CET

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Of course, his second time DUI…

2026-03-28 13:18:41 CET

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Mexican” is a nationality, not a race.

2026-03-28 13:12:53 CET

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Lovely hair

2026-03-28 13:12:22 CET

Tiger Woods blew 0.00 (no alcohol) but was still arrested for DUI because officers reported signs of impairment. He refused further drug testing, so the exact cause (medication, fatigue, medical issue, etc.) remains unknown.

2026-03-28 12:01:36 CET

1989…. Odessa
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2026-03-28 11:58:17 CET

I went to court today, and after a 6 hour trial, I plead guilty. The Judge asked, "Why didn't you plead guilty in the beginning, and save the court all this time?" I replied, "I thought I was innocent until I heard all the evidence against me!"

2026-03-27 18:49:57 CET

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This 🐾👇
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2026-03-27 18:48:39 CET

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Crazy stuff

2026-03-27 18:48:09 CET

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Trump usually strikes after the market closes on Fridays.

2026-03-27 15:30:13 CET

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Even if you offered yen, if the 🐾 can track the transaction through international banks, 🐾 could still scratch!

2026-03-27 15:23:46 CET

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The stealth ninja method ….

2026-03-27 14:22:23 CET

Ground invasion tonight?

2026-03-27 12:14:09 CET

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Curly hair who? My kitty runs this show 🐾
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2026-03-26 05:38:18 CET

🇸🇪 Want $37,500?
Step 1: Get into Sweden. ✈️
Step 2: Get the stay permit! ✅
Step 3: Voluntarily leave and claim your cash! 💰
La la la ka… make your move! 🎵

2026-03-26 01:08:09 CET

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👇
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2026-03-26 00:57:52 CET

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For men, Vitamin D3 is commonly used for bone strength, testosterone support, immunity, and mood….

2026-03-25 18:00:40 CET

I have two daughters. People say raising daughters is tough, but honestly, If you just give them everything they want and never say no, It's actually pretty simple.

2026-03-25 17:58:47 CET

My friend's wife left him last week.
She said she was going out for milk and never came back.
I asked him how he was coping.
He said, "Not bad. I've been using some of that powdered stuff.”

2026-03-25 17:40:26 CET

My wife yelled at me last night, “Have you noticed I haven't talked to you in a couple of days?” I said, “Yes, I noticed.” She said, “Do you have anything to say about that?”
I said, “Can I get a couple more days

2026-03-23 15:18:30 CET

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What a guy….
Dow +800

2026-03-23 15:12:04 CET

TRUMP: INSTRUCTED TO POSTPONE ALL STRIKES AGAINST IRAN
Trump lost the war!?

2026-03-22 17:48:19 CET

EU has imposed a CAP on fuel purchases, limiting how much FUEL civilians can buy each day - Slovenia goes first.

2026-03-22 05:36:11 CET

🏆 Show Your Chaotic Place 🏆
How wild is your space right now? Snap a pic and enter the poll!
Prizes:
🥇 First Prize: Mystery bundle of chaos-inspired goodies
🥈 Second Prize: Cute “strategic chaos” survival kit
Vote / Submit:
🏠 Showroom Mode: Spotless and sparkling
📦 Adventure Mode: Creative chaos everywhere
😼 Master of Strategic Chaos: Every item tells a story

2026-03-22 05:32:52 CET

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Rex… 😼
Out of the blue question… is your place clean?
Or is it one of those “strategic chaos” situations where everything has a story? 📦✨
No judgment, just wondering if we’re walking into showroom mode… or adventure mode. 😏

2026-03-22 05:10:20 CET

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Crazy stuff!
Careful, if the drum music starts, we run!

2026-03-22 05:07:23 CET

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2026-03-22 05:02:52 CET

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Rex…
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2026-03-21 13:47:52 CET

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2026-03-20 23:58:46 CET

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You meant since 3000 BCE?

2026-03-20 23:58:00 CET

The best writer we have ever had…
https://substack.com/@chrisabraham/note/c-227747140?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=5dh26e

2026-03-20 15:55:06 CET

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U.S. Senator John Fetterman :
The Iranian regime executed a 19 year old for demanding democracy.
I stand with his memory and the thousands of other young Iranians.
Those who grieve the elimination of Iranian leaders over murdered protesters is telling.

2026-03-20 15:32:52 CET

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2026-03-20 15:30:56 CET

US SENDING THREE WARSHIPS TO MIDDLE EAST

2026-03-20 12:46:21 CET

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👇
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2026-03-20 12:42:52 CET

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👇
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2026-03-20 12:24:42 CET

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Horrible packaging!

2026-03-20 11:35:10 CET

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A poor thing has to sell that 💩

2026-03-20 11:31:32 CET

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2026-03-19 18:01:45 CET

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2026-03-19 17:35:38 CET

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Good cause, wrong impact

2026-03-19 11:51:58 CET

What’s an electrician’s favourite movie?

2026-03-19 11:45:14 CET

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2026-03-19 11:27:29 CET

I was at McDonald's, and they asked me if I'd like to round up for the children's hospital. I said, "No." They asked, "So, you don't care about kids health?" I said, "I'm eating here, I don't even care about mine!"

2026-03-19 11:27:20 CET

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2026-03-19 03:19:06 CET

Game Over? Not yet?
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2026-03-17 19:52:16 CET

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It’s not about who owns Tesla.
It’s about who lights up the network when they show up.
Who is the next?

2026-03-17 16:29:15 CET

In Mexico, Sean Penn's phone tracked El Chapo straight to the CIA.
Sean Penn (CIA) did indeed travel to Mexico in 2015 to "interview" Joaquín El Chapo Guzmán for Rolling Stone.
The whole thing was arranged through a mutual contact, and the U.S. authorities later used metadata from Penn's phone, like location pings and texts—to help zero in on El Chapo Guzmán.

2026-03-17 05:46:46 CET

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What’s that?

2026-03-17 05:42:44 CET

Bibi will nominate President Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize again this year….

2026-03-17 05:40:34 CET

Seeing this post…….
I think the GOP could win the midterms by putting together a montage of Mark Levin quotes urging mass assassinations in Iran, then showing all the dead Iranian leaders - and the political ad could end with animation of Mark Levin in bed, waking up, and having a violent orgasm.

2026-03-17 05:37:41 CET

Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei is in good condition and may soon deliver a new message, Iran’s Deputy Foreign Minister stated.

2026-03-16 19:54:57 CET

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👍
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row, raised his hand, and calmly said,"Wedding cake."

2026-03-16 19:25:14 CET

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2026-03-16 12:35:26 CET

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2026-03-16 12:31:53 CET

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Can anyone hear tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

2026-03-16 12:30:48 CET

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Arizona.
"The material we put into our stomach is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realize the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.

2026-03-16 11:33:22 CET

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Diva energy👇
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2026-03-16 11:32:20 CET

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Rex…, diva Kitty👆
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2026-03-16 11:16:38 CET

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2026-03-16 11:02:02 CET

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2026-03-15 16:49:54 CET

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Big Words….
Eternal September👉
4chan👉
Gamergate👉
Wignat👉
Wigger👉
Cybersquatting👉

2026-03-15 11:05:09 CET

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Chick lady kicking👇
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2026-03-15 09:26:47 CET

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This one I have right now!👇
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2026-03-15 09:17:45 CET

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Chick lady w/ Chicago dudes👇
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2026-03-15 09:15:38 CET

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Lady 🐥
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2026-03-15 09:14:54 CET

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Lady Omlette 👇
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2026-03-15 08:59:52 CET

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This isn’t a joke👇
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2026-03-15 01:10:31 CET

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2026-03-15 01:07:11 CET

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Youths….
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2026-03-15 00:56:33 CET

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There are several factors that can change the result…., even container shape. Are the two ice trays exactly the same shape?

2026-03-14 15:36:49 CET

The Iranian ambassador to India confirmed that Indian ships can pass safely through the Strait of Hormuz.