SamiOhMusing

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Last Notes

2026-07-11 16:03:41 UTC

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You win. I still hate it but no longer groan when I see it in my notifications. You're wearing me down every week. Soon enough, I'll be playing it in the car.

2026-07-10 22:33:48 UTC

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Overall it was meh. But it was great to lay on the grass and chill with Mt friend. We don't ever see each other often, even though we work together lol. It was a very much needed girls night out.

2026-07-10 20:10:04 UTC

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Def not. Toasters n Moose aren't has beens though. Unlike Spin Doctors and Gin Blossoms who were also there.
A complaint, why the hell were they throwing devil horns? This isn't an actual rock concert, it's 90s alternative/blues 🤦‍♀️

2026-07-10 20:08:20 UTC

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Yeah, it was a disappointment. They started off with their two biggest songs, the third was not too good so my friend decided it was time to go home. When we were talking to the car they were doing a cover of Sublime (wtf?!). She was not happy to say the least lol. But leaving early means we didn't have to fight traffic and drunk pedestrians.

2026-07-10 19:36:32 UTC

My friend dragged me to Blues Traveler last night. Didn't care to see 30 year old has been bands, but the Cuthbert is such a great venue I had to go. I spent my time laying in the grass and chatting with my friend.
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2026-06-28 19:04:47 UTC

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VPower bc I drive a sports car

2026-06-27 04:21:19 UTC

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Feel good about this. It never migrates to Canada.
Also, it was originally for Kevin. Prolly bc he made fun of me for wearing a dress and getting pretty for a wedding.

2026-06-27 04:18:46 UTC

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There. I'll do it myself.
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2026-06-27 04:15:27 UTC

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look. I'm a girl. I like pink. I get a pink trimmed mirror for my bathroom door. And no man will ever be able to shame me for that.

2026-06-27 04:06:10 UTC

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UR!!

2026-06-27 03:57:01 UTC

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it's not counter top! Your AI is retarded. It's a dark stained table!

2026-06-27 01:02:41 UTC

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just got home dropping kitty off at vet hospital.

2026-06-27 01:01:56 UTC

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the bag is from WinCo. The purple solution is for my swiffer wet jet bc Zeke was about to clean the floor. Tumblers are my coffee and Zeke lemon tea. And yes, that whole area is cluttered. 🤷‍♀️

2026-06-27 01:00:08 UTC

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is this commentary on my cluttered dining room? Or the cat getting on the table to steal Celery leaf?

2026-06-27 00:43:05 UTC

Proof of life. Now let me hermit
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2026-04-16 23:55:38 UTC

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Proposal: Send advisory out to stay out of the left lane for a black Mazdaspeed3. I would prefer to go 70 unimpeded.

2026-04-16 03:09:26 UTC

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it was a hail monsoon for a bit.

2026-04-11 22:36:39 UTC

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Quit breaking shit! No way. I ate quiche and company potatoes for brunch at the church women's conference

2026-04-11 22:09:27 UTC

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2025-03-14 01:00:19 UTC

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2025-03-14 00:56:40 UTC

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hey now, you can't do that. Handsome Chris is the name I gave him. Only I get to use it.

2025-03-13 23:30:10 UTC

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2025-03-13 21:53:43 UTC

New GoFundMe idea:
Buy Samantha a massage.

2025-03-08 06:07:29 UTC

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we mostly been sharing them on Twitter. Well, mrman archiving them, but I send on Twitter bc that's where I find them lol

2025-03-08 04:10:41 UTC

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I was making dinner so haven't been mining

2025-03-08 04:10:24 UTC

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I haven't seen any in the last hour. Oh noes!

2025-03-07 07:26:36 UTC

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Stupid Rose. 🙄

2024-09-13 21:54:45 UTC

Someone tell @npub18g0…xsaz he needs to respond to my spam
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2024-09-09 17:09:07 UTC

Pretty sure a mouse died in my bathroom wall. It stinks in there, and it's not typical bathroom stink. And we heard a mouse in the wall one day last week. This sucks. We have my sons bday party coming up. I can't have people over when it smells like death in there 😭😭😭😭

2024-09-01 17:06:48 UTC

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oh sweet! I'll have to try this out next time! Thanks!

2024-09-01 16:15:51 UTC

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Nice!! That's almost twice the size of what mine was!!! 🤞 I hope it turns out excellent! What did you season it with?

2024-09-01 00:59:01 UTC

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Oh. It ran like 11 hours at 225° (the next step down was 180° and I wasn't playing that long of a game), then when it hit 170° I kicked it to 250°, but then the last hour was dragging on so I kicked it to 275° for 30 min then 300° for 30 min.

2024-09-01 00:56:10 UTC

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I took it to 185° it was pretty tender. I would've maybe gone to more but I'm impatient and have my in-laws here I need to fees at a reasonable time. It plateaued at 167° for way longer than anticipated.

2024-09-01 00:41:46 UTC

13 hrs! Now rest mode!
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2024-08-31 20:57:10 UTC

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2024-08-31 20:54:36 UTC

How about that. I had fresh corn ready to be picked too!

2024-08-31 20:41:24 UTC

9 hours! 167°, about time to wrap with parchment paper!
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2024-08-31 05:29:22 UTC

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I've never done one before so I hope all those youtube videos taught me enough

2024-08-31 04:23:34 UTC

Waking up at 4am to start a dumb brisket. Wish me luck!

2024-08-29 19:34:45 UTC

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basically all roads keep leading back to the Sager family story 😂 I just keep remembering those stupid stained windows that the mother loved so much. Basically the only expensive non essential they packed on their wagon.

2024-08-29 18:37:53 UTC

I need help. Many many years ago when I was a young one in school (like 278 years ago), we read a book about these kids on the Oregon trail. They lost their parents and almost died being snowed in prolly on one of the mountain passes. One of the few details I remember was them making a big deal to save their mothers beloved stained glass windows they had brought across America. And I think a brother died in the storm. I think I found the story but I'm not 100% sure bc I can't cross check deets.

2024-08-28 18:28:46 UTC

Ephesians 6:10, my friends
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2024-08-26 20:27:24 UTC

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🤮 why do gay men have to do the most insane shit like this?

2024-08-21 23:13:09 UTC

Idk what to cook for girl dinner.

2024-08-21 20:36:29 UTC

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Eugene would hold both the Weed smoking and the track trials. Would totally be a boon to the local economy and make the country fair look like a weenie.

2024-08-21 19:22:36 UTC

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2024-08-19 20:14:06 UTC

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all of the shots are poison, not fit for a baby. Just the moloch cults 3 pronged approach of killing our kids - abortion, nutrition, pharma.

2024-08-19 19:52:19 UTC

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He is absolutely perfect health wise! Rarely ever got sick as a baby even. But he's super smart, doesn't have autism, and could out sprint 95% kids his age. I'm thankful he wasn't harmed. That whole birth experience was a 1/10.