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Last Notes npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky RIP in peace Mr. Curry https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/162/645/225/996/158/original/b0db1c367c6ee50c.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…83vp https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/153/440/351/364/407/original/1027667bbe441d0c.png npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…p4t6 Gotta do both at once https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAjN9WkTwA8 npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…yalc @nprofile…jejv https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/145/890/113/486/457/original/d6f99a44815a58a8.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…p4t6 Male bees don't work. The totality of their adult existence is the quest for snu snu. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…dn8p @nprofile…nyex Remember when there was a consensus that eschewed evidence, disregarded confounding variables and was generally unscientific but it wore the skin of science and couldn't be questioned? They never did resolve the question, 'How does something get un-debunked?' npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…hug0 @nprofile…fk8u Literally anyone can call, but they wait until the toner cartridge is completely empty then call me so that I can call the printer number. Why are humans like this? npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…36ex https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/138/696/765/407/713/original/6b630bf91504e13b.mp4 npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…kgul Human sexuality is confounding https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/136/829/311/776/375/original/e90bf80185aebd63.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…7kh2 @nprofile…7ypj https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/130/934/661/845/901/original/496caaf54f475c09.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…3mmw @nprofile…s7ad @nprofile…jq23 I think the masculine concern is creating the precedent of a family annihilator's unmeasurable after the fact get-out-of-jail card. The DV comparison is apt, would men openly support one of their own in this situation? The fact that she was an absolute chemistry set at the time seems to be avoiding attention. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky Oof https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/129/635/108/575/004/original/a049ca3847ae7c69.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…ws7h @nprofile…uewc If taking 100% of the product of someone's labor is slavery, at what point is it not? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/128/961/184/240/105/original/221a88c472afcc25.webp npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…zfce Sus npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…jxja That sounds pretty metal. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/128/722/322/127/604/original/4981aaaa9ac1f336.mp4 npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…ygns @nprofile…cp6s https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/128/707/838/817/842/original/69430691e80c94f0.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…mtwd Thinking about giraffes https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/128/432/493/744/500/original/f357a9d7ded0106f.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…rfn7 Every edition is caster edition, smh npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…lsen >giving human men a map https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/123/231/549/858/420/original/daea80e0274146f2.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…p4t6 "The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane" - Marcus Aurelius "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Krishnamurti “...antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual’s internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable.” - Ted npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…al6u @nprofile…ed0n [Sign tapping intensifies] https://noauthority.social/@rubberducky/112316360073398600 npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky Do you think I have time to get a $40T hat before it rolls over? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/122/393/103/275/652/original/a90f3a780e71447c.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…7cv0 https://hackaday.com/2018/07/02/using-an-ai-and-wifi-to-see-through-walls/ npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…lsen Can't park there npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…al6u Now read Schelling npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…lsen Tell them that if they're such poor sweats that they can't craft that 'gray loot' into at least blue or purple then they need to clean their room, take a shower, pick a top tier to emulate and git gud. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…jdwz The government chose the bear https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/095/412/289/124/887/original/efa302dd4db587b8.mp4 npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…p4t6 The human masculine urge to insert your dominance npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…p4t6 Roster sauce and sour cream npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…aamy Nestwork mostly. HR wants to throw a party in the back garden and we’ve been meaning to weed it anyway. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…aamy GM Zonz, how was the weekend? “C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate” npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…dlsx >Vinegar is not a condiment Really? Right in front of my boardwalk fries? (Shhhh bb, I won't let the mean man take you) https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/971/168/459/344/825/original/54bda36caa080345.mp4 npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…mj5g That one has a highway and the other a stairway speaks to the expected traffic numbers. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…rjm9 A constant reminder of all of my kind, held in indefinite captivity for some human's vanity npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…2cv9 Doesn't say or show how much she paid or how long she deferred. While the federal guarantee on payments means the risk and therefore interest should be near 0, she agreed to the terms. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…a77l Using current gen parts on PCPartPicker, I don't think it's possible to match that price. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…c6y3 Reddit soul searching on this one has been a thing to watch. From uncritically believing the government when it baselessly accused a 12 year old girl of starting the conflict (despite CCTV footage) to 3 months ago when they charged him and his sister to the present day. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…43na @nprofile…mllk If you try to implement voting controls that are typical anywhere else in the world (including places that are left of US democrats), they will accuse you of disenfranchising voters. Because permitting fraudulent votes and diluting legitimate votes is preferable to any inconvenience. They insist on a system that tolerates fraud. There is only one conclusion. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky Has anyone considered that 'equal protection' is actually a really good standard and 'equal outcomes' is actually complete shit? It really can be that simple. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…l3qy Explain to me how you 'dirty' a Dr. Pepper npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…45xw Once your scope of action is the anthroposphere, any action (framed as beneficial) permits authoritarianism because harms are infinite. Literally Pascalian (fanatical) reasoning. School children used to lear these things before they would be given access to knowledge that they might use to infect the whole of humanity in some water-headed inquisition. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…t344 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_Accidents >Perrow argues that multiple and unexpected failures are built into society's complex and tightly coupled systems, and that accidents are unavoidable and cannot be designed around. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…5ggy For all California’s bluster, they’ve spent 10s of billions of dollars and laid not a single km of track. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/567/429/141/490/914/original/a4212f1a085dfc70.jpeg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/567/459/598/830/201/original/25df408274e4983a.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…w8ky If a man knows not to which port he sails, no wind is favorable. - Seneca Also humans are terrible at navigation. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…kp48 @nprofile…f6wy Imagine if they made the sequel trilogy and everyone hated it, so they went back to the well and pulled out what they could've and should've done in the first place. https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Thrawn Ha ha, that'd be crazy. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…p4t6 Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…a6vy @nprofile…zwjn https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/05/19/geography/ "places which, if the war continues, will become familiar, for whatever evil war brings in its train, it has value in teaching us geography." - Rose-Belford’s Canadian Monthly, 1879 npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…jxja @nprofile…zwjn Typewriter vs keyboard, command line vs GUI now keyboard vs touchscreen. Next asking a robot vs searching manually npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…zwjn @nprofile…jxja I'm setting up a desk for human resources and my youngest asked about the 10key- specifically Num, . Del, and 0 Ins npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…8f3a @nprofile…lkvy Consider watching to the end and then looking into Sh0e's past. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…90xj @nprofile…2cv9 @nprofile…58dr How does Iran continue to pay it's enforcement arm with no oil revenues? https://www.investing.com/analysis/jpmorgan-sees-iran-oil-system-hitting-shut-in-threshold-within-15-days-200678920 npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…2cv9 @nprofile…58dr I think more cache should be placed on the regime change goal under the constraint of 'no boots on the ground.' npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…58dr @nprofile…2cv9 They probably could, but if they did they speed up regime change. From what I can tell, Trump's strat isn't as stupid as his messaging. It'll be effective but dubiously ethical (if I'm correct). npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…l4kz Gives me 'title card of a horror movie' vibes npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…jfc2 Probably have to pass and authenticate to see what's in it. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…lrte “Future development time is a function of past development quality” npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…zq7v https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/355/240/320/409/576/original/3677974e78fadadb.png npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…w4wg Remember, taxes are the fee you pay to live in a civil society free of potholes. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…p4t6 @nprofile…w4wg https://shows.acast.com/realscienceofsport/episodes/how-to-breathe-etter Using an inspiratory muscle trainer helps a lot, but requires more discipline than opportunistically breathing differently while you exercise. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…4p2j @nprofile…0v3n @nprofile…g939 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/347/501/177/076/628/original/d154268de68215db.mp4 npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…lsen The 'Mini Kellys' are about $11k each, the rest are $15k to $40k and the ostrich & gold is at the top of that range or above. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…0v3n @nprofile…g939 He's set 3 deadlines so far, but he talks about them a lot. If he doesn't act this time, (and by act, I mean almost certainly make a mistake), there's really no reason to set a fourth. They're already not taking him seriously. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky What generation of warfare is this? https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/342/568/941/649/481/original/60c2bc1ddecb220c.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…hug0 @nprofile…w8ky Don't get too excited, you probably can't develop the 100 mmHg of vacuum that larval stage humans can. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…w8ky WRT heat vs cold- whatever works is best, inflammation be damned. We also did brewer's yeast lactation cookies and pumping when the HR wasn't receptive, just to keep everything moving. Ended up freezing up an absolute fortune in milk. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…w8ky Our first nurse in L&D gave up after about 2.3 minutes, 'Well maybe you'll never be able to! Have some formula.' Luckily, the eastern european nightshift nurse was more motivating. We used hot water and massage, dangle feeding, lecithin and manual suction to clear clogs. Pumps usually didn't have the suction to get it done. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…mv5r @nprofile…83vp Denominators. It credibly cautioned against examining all fires because 500 year old churches have worse wiring than brand new construction. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/341/916/729/468/899/original/913c4718d0a391cc.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…5ggy I've read Kant, and criticisms of Kant and memes about Kant and German invocations of the categorical imperative. It's an interest under questions 11 & 14. My verified non-neurotypical humans say I'm not neurotypical and alcoholics go to meetings. Now I have to read Wittgenstein. I'd make a joke about German philosophers, but I just... Kant npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…ksrz (From roughly a week ago) https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/341/705/228/619/200/original/ec8234fc08c7294b.jpeg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/341/705/287/236/584/original/d1efb0ff1520a2c5.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…g5vw If you keep adding peppers the end result will be chile relleno npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…aamy https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gj3Ht6lYlEc Humans using metaphors with ducks are about as useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…lsen Paying for consistency and not needing to heat a vat of oil every time you want crisps. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/341/454/195/639/313/original/fcb638150abb9874.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…2cv9 It is my genuine hope that the fact we're hearing about it is an indicator that it is -not- the plan. https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5750716-pentagon-pizza-report-hegseth/ npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…w8ky No! npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…83vp @nprofile…mv5r AI is sometimes very careful https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/341/264/390/831/199/original/a112a07e93964a13.jpeg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/341/264/865/553/370/original/5068520ac949308c.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…36ex A handful in various stages of bad, including those I grew up with. I agree that both interpretations can be correct in context. I enjoy recreational word games and this one is an all time great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG_OezlTZ1A https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/341/141/708/607/453/original/4be067a84d2f75ce.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…36ex I appreciate your correction but I still think that shoes or feet on flags is symbolism rather than symbology. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…cz7d https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/340/866/581/199/423/original/46d401efc8cbaea8.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…36ex https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/340/856/714/804/273/original/869c4d0edcbc6629.mp4 npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…uu94 @nprofile…cz7d At least having a child requires labor, any of those 8 billion could steal a wallet and then have something kind of like allegiance. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…ksrz Last night could've been the end. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/336/270/820/583/801/original/823f57c29397d506.jpeg https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/336/271/252/960/442/original/eac60472bbb13bee.jpeg npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…cz7d Has there ever been a species more degenerate than humans? npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…9xnc @nprofile…cz7d My human resources: "I wasn't -trying- to x!" "I'm not punishing you for 'trying to x,' I'm punishing you for not adequately avoiding x." npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…l4kz Big Altima energy npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…e3w8 @nprofile…jq23 Judging by the admin commentary in the last week or so, I'm betting tonight is 'mission accomplished.' npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…e3w8 @nprofile…jq23 Tonight at 9pm npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…c3al Making their problems big enough to be federal. 2big2fail2:2biggerer That's the whole exit plan. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…cp6s Get on the rocket, Shinji. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/329/969/001/335/257/original/1d5bf59d1249ddc8.webp npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…3njl @nprofile…jxja @nprofile…l4kz Evergreen. They better not leave before they experience the full consequences of their voting habits. https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/329/906/487/135/209/original/c9e8720d84d95ab9.png npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…cp6s >“If we were to reverse course now,” they said, “it’s saying online trolls get to dictate the state of the community, which we’re not ok with.” Bunch of deep thinkers over there, 'We can't do what the bad people said because they're bad, even if what they're saying is unequivocally factually accurate. So we will do what's wrong to prove that we're right!' npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…l4kz I don't see an option for 'letters of intent' checkout at Newegg, Microcenter or Amazon. So wtf did all of it go? npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…2cv9 Because someone said that Iran would be easy and now he's (over) committed. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…l4kz I know nothing about this IP, but are they suggesting that signing a non-binding petition could get a multi billion dollar enterprise to spend money? npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…jl9q @nprofile…lsen I was looking for Back to the Future content but then this masterpiece wandered into my life https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/319/053/219/348/274/original/a8525185da490b6f.mp4 npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…lsen Propulsion from one of those electric long boards npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…7ypj Save money on headlights by never turning them on. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…lsen Of course 90% of [AI content] is [slop], 90% of everything is [slop]. - rubber ducky, who definitely did not steal this npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…xrfj <breathes in audibly between teeth, pushes glasses up nose> This will take a minute to unpack. npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…zjq9 Graupel npub13h987qzsmj9xzv3q2qf7ehyssn7ljg8lgvts3kd82utydz89mztszwjjey rubberducky @nprofile…lsen Family resemblance? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_Boy_(character)