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Nomad & Print Artist since 1998: Home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling. Traveling along my German grandmother’s roots. Mover: Strong voice against Trumpism.

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2026-05-24 15:45:41 UTC

Lest we forget: Obama secured the Iran deal without starting a war, shutting down the Strait of Hormuz, or losing a single American life.
But please, tell me more about how “toughness” requires body bags.

2026-05-22 20:25:40 UTC

FIFA is panicking: World Cup hotel cancellations are surging as global fans ditch the U.S., citing soaring costs, visa bonds, and Trump’s dictatorial behavior.
Turns out nobody wants to pay $1,000 a night just to experience an authoritarian simulation.

2026-05-18 21:11:10 UTC

This is easily the saddest time in American history. The absolute worst people are systematically destroying the country, and our system is completely failing to stop them.

2026-05-17 19:08:34 UTC

Forgive me for sounding like a broken record, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian.
Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

2026-05-16 20:05:58 UTC

I need someone to explain to me exactly how Mamdani manages to sidestep the very bureaucracy that other politicians always blame for their inability to get anything done.
Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

2026-05-15 15:31:10 UTC

In a short span of time, both King Charles and President Xi showed the world what a laughingstock Donald Trump is. Republicans are either gluttons for punishment or too dense to notice. Probably both.

2026-05-14 20:46:22 UTC

1. History isn’t there to be liked or disliked.
2. History is there to be learned from.
3. History offends you? Even better. Then you’re less likely to repeat it.
It’s that simple.

2026-05-12 20:02:59 UTC

Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal with Iran?”
Trump: “Not even a little bit. I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation.”
The “Art of the Deal” is apparently the “Art of Not Giving a Damn”.

2026-05-11 20:15:48 UTC

In history class, I never understood how “advanced” civilizations could collapse. It just didn’t seem plausible.
Anyway, I’ve seen enough. I get it now.

2026-05-10 13:35:04 UTC

This Mother’s Day, let’s remember: Woman didn’t come from man’s rib. He came from *her* womb.
One of patriarchy’s biggest lies is naming the father as the life-giver.

2026-05-08 19:51:18 UTC

The wildest thing about the release of new files on UFOs is that Donald Trump was mentioned in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.

2026-05-07 20:50:07 UTC

Total Jobs Created by Party (1989-2026):
Democratic Presidents
50,600,000
Republican Presidents
1,469,000
The biggest scam the GOP has ever pulled off is convincing people that Republicans are good for the economy.

2026-05-02 21:46:23 UTC

US troops are not in Germany to protect Germany. They’re there because the US needs bases to conduct operations beyond the North American continent. If Trump withdraws them, he will harm the United States, not Germany.
It’s absurd how many Americans fail to grasp this.

2026-04-30 20:52:44 UTC

Trump filed lawsuits over jokes, tweets, and newspaper articles — yet not once over the countless allegations of child rape.
That silence says everything.

2026-04-27 15:12:20 UTC

Let me put this as simply as possible: If 60 Minutes gave Trump the best possible edit and he *still* came across as a predator and a traitor, it’s not the editing — it’s the man.
You can’t polish a train wreck.

2026-04-26 14:08:39 UTC

A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”
It hardly gets any dumber than this.

2026-04-26 06:30:52 UTC

Trump’s WHCD spectacle seems as strange as his Butler photo op.
The Secret Service couldn’t have confirmed that quickly whether this involved a lone gunman or a larger plot.
So if shots had actually been fired, why would the President return to the scene shortly thereafter?

2026-04-25 20:20:53 UTC

If you’re at the Correspondents’ Dinner tonight and remain silent about Trump and his enablers, you are neither a journalist nor a patriot.
You are an accomplice.

2026-04-24 20:50:59 UTC

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss:
🇦🇺 0
🇨🇦 0
🇩🇰 0
🇫🇮 0
🇫🇷 0
🇩🇪 0
🇮🇸 0
🇮🇪 0
🇮🇹 0
🇯🇵 0
🇳🇱 0
🇳🇴 0
🇵🇹 0
🇪🇸 0
🇸🇪 0
🇬🇧 0
🇺🇸 530,000
There’s a lesson there.

2026-04-23 20:02:44 UTC

The interesting thing about immigrants is that without them, neither Trump nor Vance would have wives.

2026-04-22 20:06:18 UTC

Even when this dark chapter finally ends, I will never forget the immorality, the criminality, and the pure cruelty we’ve seen in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.

2026-04-20 15:45:56 UTC

Addiction isn’t a moral judgment — it’s a security clearance nightmare.
If you can’t master your own demons, you have no business running the FBI or the Pentagon.
Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth are liabilities, not leaders. Suspend them and investigate. Immediately.

2026-04-18 20:56:13 UTC

Trump’s Iran lies boil down to two possibilities:
1. A blatant pump-and-dump scheme to enrich his inner circle.
2. He’s completely lost his grip on reality.
Federal crime or mental collapse — take your pick. Both are a disaster.

2026-04-17 20:05:29 UTC

Dear Media:
Blindly quoting the President without fact-checking or context is just misinformation with a press pass.
We don’t need stenographers; we need journalists. Do your job.

2026-04-15 16:40:53 UTC

On this Tax Day, I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

2026-04-14 19:32:46 UTC

U.S. MEASLES CASES
2020: 13
2026: 1,912 (Jan–April)
Increase: 14,608%
MAHA is off to a productive start, I see.

2026-04-13 16:16:47 UTC

So Trump deleted the photo depicting him as Jesus. — When asked about it, he will claim that it was posted by a staff member. However, he will neither name nor fire this alleged staff member, and 99.9% of MAGA influencers will simply act as if the whole thing never happened.

2026-04-12 19:14:36 UTC

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz” is not the winning argument Trump thinks it is.

2026-04-12 11:09:14 UTC

Don’t ever underestimate Hungary. They’ve toppled empires before, and they’re ready to do it again.
Today is the day to deliver a body blow to autocracy.
The world is watching. Good luck to everyone standing up to Putin’s puppet, Orbán.

2026-04-10 20:06:34 UTC

If you hate Pope Leo because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

2026-04-09 19:10:49 UTC

Both Donald Trump and his Slovene-born escort spent years calling for Obama’s birth certificate. I am calling for Melania Trump’s legal immigration papers: How did she get an “Einstein” visa for extraordinary abilities despite her blatant lie under oath about her college degrees?

2026-04-07 19:15:48 UTC

Been saying this for a while, but will repeat it for emphasis: “I was only following orders” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials.

2026-04-07 14:13:36 UTC

“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.”
How fuckin’ explicit does Trump have to be? He is calling for a nuclear strike. — Seek his removal immediately!

2026-04-06 21:06:20 UTC

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

2026-04-05 15:05:11 UTC

I think it’s worth asking again — and seriously — what exactly do we have a 25th Amendment for if not for this?
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/352/712/848/797/839/original/23e2486bc9577ab3.png

2026-04-05 04:21:42 UTC

If Trump had died, they wouldn’t tell us — not until it fit into their plans.

2026-04-04 16:55:30 UTC

A baby starts wailing on the train. This woman pulls out her phone, silences the alarm, and takes the pill.
I’m screaming. 😂

2026-04-01 15:20:58 UTC

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump’s ex-wife Ivana wasn’t an American citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Junior in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. — Let’s cancel their birthright citizenship first.

2026-03-31 16:16:42 UTC

Encouraging kids to be their authentic selves is suicide prevention.
Conversion therapy is a death sentence.
It’s time we all get clear on that.

2026-03-30 19:23:57 UTC

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian.
Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

2026-03-30 16:36:47 UTC

A strategic masterclass: Iran’s oil income has doubled since Feb 28. We get the battlefield optics, they get the cash. This is exactly what happens when you improvise a war just to distract from the Epstein files. Truly, a “victory” worth paying for.

2026-03-27 17:10:23 UTC

250 years ago, we fought a war to get a King’s name off our laws. Now we’ve got a President trying to Sharpie his name onto our currency and brand the government like a hotel chain.
We didn’t trade a crown for a gold-plated ego. This is a Republic, not a franchise.

2026-03-26 21:41:20 UTC

Musk’s Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2026: $827.2 billion
Bezos’ Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2026: $222.7 billion
Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2026: $204.2 billion
Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2026: $7.25
Three words: tax the rich.

2026-03-26 14:48:41 UTC

The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.

2026-03-24 16:44:59 UTC

That’s the right way to do it: Delta is officially treating nembers of Congress like “regular” passengers until TSA is funded. — You want the VIP desk? Do your job.

2026-03-23 17:14:37 UTC

Trump, Putin, Netanyahu — I’m so tired of these rich, old, murderous men who cling to power and make the world suffer, desperately trying to escape justice. So damn tired.

2026-03-23 12:10:42 UTC

Imagine believing there are actual “ongoing talks with Iran”. This isn’t diplomacy, it’s just another day of Trump weaponizing the news cycle to jerk the markets around.

2026-03-22 18:50:21 UTC

So let me get this straight: We can’t find the budget to pay our actual TSA agents, but we’ve got plenty of cash to bus in ICE agents with zero experience to do their jobs?
Efficiency at its finest. What a slap in the face to the people who actually know what they’re doing.

2026-03-21 21:58:37 UTC

You cannot support Donald Trump and be a good person at the same time.

2026-03-21 19:52:16 UTC

Republicans spent weeks preaching “decency” after Charlie Kirk died. Now Trump is literally celebrating Robert Mueller’s death. Where’s that same energy, you hypocrites? I’ll wait.

2026-03-21 19:07:49 UTC

Robert Mueller earned his place in history; Donald Trump just proved he belongs in a comment section. Character can’t be faked, and integrity can’t be bought. No matter how many buildings you put your name on. — Rest in peace to a true public servant.

2026-03-20 17:01:16 UTC

Happy 20th to Barron! Finally old enough to actually experience the “military strength” his father loves to talk about. I’m sure he’ll be the first Trump to lace up the boots for his country, right?

2026-03-19 21:55:46 UTC

When the Japanese live translation goes silent because the translators are too stunned to repeat your Pearl Harbor “joke” to the Japanese PM, you’ve officially reached a new level of diplomatic failure.
Those seconds of silence were the most honest reaction of the day.

2026-03-17 21:56:55 UTC

Before becoming a politician, one should complete a mandatory 1.5 years of social service, divided into three-month periods:
— in nursing care
— in a daycare center
— in a school
— in a medium-sized company
— in retail
— on a farm
All unpaid and voluntary, of course.

2026-03-15 16:37:07 UTC

Can we at least all agree that Trump’s strategy of insulting as many allies as possible before starting his war against Iran is not going well at all?

2026-03-13 16:19:53 UTC

1. Trump launches a war against Iran.
2. Putin helps Iran track down and kill American service members.
3. Trump rewards Putin by lifting sanctions on Russian oil.
If Donald Trump isn’t a Russian agent, he’s going out of his way to make people think he is.

2026-03-11 20:48:57 UTC

Pete Hegseth spent $2 million on Alaskan king crab, $7 million on lobster tail, and $15.1 million on ribeye steak in just one month. — But please, tell me again how the elderly who’ve worked their entire lives to get $800 a month on Social Security are bleeding this country dry.

2026-03-09 19:58:24 UTC

Let’s get one thing straight: We are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian.
Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

2026-03-08 16:09:03 UTC

For this year’s International Women’s Day, let me put it as simply as possible: Men should be glad we want equality — not revenge.

2026-03-05 21:13:18 UTC

Firing Kristi Noem is not enough.
She must be prosecuted.
She must be punished.
Justice must be served.

2026-02-28 07:55:47 UTC

Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.

2026-02-26 17:15:37 UTC

2026-02-24 22:04:36 UTC

The State of the Union address: once again written by Russia to be delivered by its longtime pedophile puppet as a public humiliation for the United States of America. — Nothing more and nothing less.

2026-02-23 17:15:58 UTC

Judge Cannon’s final blocking of Jack Smith’s report on the classified documents case — because it would be “unfair” to Trump — proves beyond doubt what the public long suspected: Trump and his cronies committed treason against the United States.

2026-02-20 16:53:37 UTC

TRUMP: THE U.S. WOULD OWE TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS IF THE SUPREME COURT RULES AGAINST MY TARIFFS!!!
SCOTUS: Maybe don’t illegally impose tariffs you don’t have the authority to implement, then dare the courts to stop you. 🤷🏻‍♀️

2026-02-19 16:54:49 UTC

Frankly, I am somewhat surprised that former Prince Andrew did not move to the United States months ago and join Trump’s cabinet to avoid prosecution.

2026-02-19 10:57:19 UTC

If former Prince Andrew was a member of Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should rot in prison forever.
If Donald Trump was a member of Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should rot in prison forever.
That wasn’t so difficult, was it?

2026-02-18 21:35:59 UTC

I’ve said it before, and I’m sure I’ll say it a thousand times more: If you believe you love freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is privilege.

2026-02-17 21:49:46 UTC

Maybe it’s just me, but I would much rather have an entire undocumented immigrant family with two happy trans kids living right next door to me than white supremacists or racist MAGA lunatics who worship their pedophile president any day of the week.

2026-02-16 17:00:40 UTC

Just a thought: How about we nix Presidents’ Day and make Election Day a national holiday instead?

2026-02-15 20:20:52 UTC

A couple was arguing on the train earlier. At one point she said: “Go ahead and roll your eyes, maybe you’ll find your brain that way.” I tried not to laugh, but I couldn’t.

2026-02-11 17:45:49 UTC

You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.

2026-02-09 21:44:48 UTC

If you have to buy a statement of innocence from a convicted child abuser, you are many things, but innocent is not one of them.

2026-02-08 16:57:43 UTC

The Super Bowl halftime show featuring Bad Bunny is expected to take place between 8:00 and 8:30 p.m. ET.
The alternate halftime show by Turning Point USA featuring Kid Rock is expected to take place between 1930 and 1932.

2026-02-06 20:17:32 UTC

If you still support Trump and his administration, I don’t judge you for your choice of political party.
I judge you for your lack of morals, ethics, compassion & humanity.
I judge you for your support of pedophilia, racism, treason & fascism.
So will others. So will history.

2026-02-06 15:03:35 UTC

The fact that the President of the United States posts a racist video with an image depicting the Obamas as apes and we’re supposed to pretend it’s perfectly normal, everyday stuff shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

2026-02-04 21:15:46 UTC

I wish I lived in a country where our elected officials in Congress had at least half the balls of E. Jean Carroll, Stormy Daniels, Christine Blasey Ford, Anita Hill, or the Epstein survivors.

2026-02-03 21:01:05 UTC

People often fake being nice, but most people don’t fake being mean. So if they are mean, believe them.

2026-01-30 22:26:14 UTC

Amidst all the noise, one thing shouldn’t go unmentioned: Someone in the Justice Department published those largely unredacted Epstein files today intentionally.
Not all heroes wear capes.

2026-01-30 21:07:34 UTC

These latest Epstein files, brimming with Trump’s disgusting monstrosity, are absolutely stomach-churning. He must resign today. If he doesn’t, Republicans must finally get their act together and remove him. Immediately.

2026-01-30 16:06:36 UTC

How Hitler seized power:
— Demonize opponents.
— Create crises.
— Weaken the press.
— Declare a state of emergency.
— Undermine elections.
— Make the rule of law irrelevant.
— Rule by executive order.
If the U.S. falls, it will be because of those who sat on their hands.

2026-01-28 06:37:16 UTC

Ilhan Omar spent four years in a refugee camp and ended up becoming a Congresswoman. She represents the best of America, while Donald Trump represents the worst.

2026-01-27 16:52:23 UTC

Remember, the Holocaust didn’t start with gas chambers in Auschwitz.
It started with politicians dividing the people with “us vs. them”.
It started with intolerance and hate speech.
It started when people stopped caring, became desensitized, and turned a blind eye.
Remember.

2026-01-26 21:51:55 UTC

Abolishing ICE is not enough.
They must be publicly identified.
They must be prosecuted.
They must be punished.
Justice must be served.

2026-01-24 21:23:31 UTC

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

2026-01-24 21:03:23 UTC

If you’re denouncing victims like Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good as domestic terrorists and celebrating killers like Kyle Rittenhouse as heroes, it might be time for a long look in the mirror.

2026-01-24 18:38:06 UTC

It’s remarkable how quickly the “everyone shall be armed” Second Amendment Republicans use the fact that a beaten, defenseless man lying on the ground was (maybe) armed as justification for federal agents to execute him.

2026-01-17 20:13:30 UTC

Is anyone really surprised that convicted rapist Trump is trying to force himself on Greenland after it said no?

2026-01-15 20:45:47 UTC

Have you ever wondered why Germans didn’t do anything about Hitler? Well, the rest of the world is wondering exactly that about Americans and Trump.

2026-01-13 21:48:45 UTC

A significant difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler doesn’t appear in the Epstein files.

2026-01-10 21:00:23 UTC

Is it a good idea to host a major event like the FIFA World Cup in a country whose secret state police hunt down innocent people, lock them in cages, or execute them in the street?

2026-01-09 21:05:56 UTC

Here’s the deal: ICE officers shouldn’t be allowed to carry firearms at all. If they find themselves in a potentially violent situation, they should retreat and call the local police to handle it.

2026-01-06 18:28:30 UTC

2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign.
4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a 4-year probe.
881,776 Covid deaths, an armed insurrection & theft of classified documents: They cheered, and elected Trump as dictator.

2026-01-05 22:21:47 UTC

Tim Walz dropping out of the race for a third term is the direct result of Republican threats to kill his entire family after they had already murdered one of his state’s representative and her husband. — Anyone still believe both parties are the same?

2026-01-03 07:54:39 UTC

Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.

2026-01-02 20:58:37 UTC

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

2026-01-01 21:00:48 UTC

2025-12-31 21:00:40 UTC

We don’t need New Year’s resolutions, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

2025-12-30 21:45:55 UTC

The thing about “Somali Fraud” is that Donald Trump raped and sexually abused girls within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring.

2025-12-29 21:25:25 UTC

Trump, Putin, Netanyahu — I’m so damn tired of these rich, old, murderous men who cling to power and make the world suffer, desperately trying to escape justice. So damn tired.