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2026-07-26 19:10:47 UTC

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@nprofile…vpvm I would keep that idea to yourself, it might just happen
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/fa/09/95/fa0995998ddcb1f3852704b28e461b49635e9175c3608a05cba07c26320b2802.mp4?name=Sbv86Sg-dFWemQ.mp4

2026-07-24 18:19:00 UTC

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@nprofile…qjtr :blobcatthumbsup:

2026-07-24 18:17:35 UTC

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@nprofile…nh9c Yeah, that tracks

2026-07-14 11:24:16 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…ja06 @nprofile…qjtr Both are better than legal Polymarket, which is the gives government officials a turn spinning the rigged roulette wheel. Them starting the war with Iran on February 28th was such a disgusting move

2026-07-08 23:19:29 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…04yf "Hey you guys stole this land from the people already here and that's wrong"
"That's why you need to let the rest of the world steal it from you"

2026-07-08 23:13:18 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…04yf It's funny that they keep bringing up Cortez as this imperialistic monster when he got off the boat, went "uoh brown lady", and got a priest to annul his marriage so he could marry a Nahua girl he fell for.
You had an actual genocidal maniac in Pizarro in South America, but there aren't enough South Americans in the US for that name to really resonate with people, so it has to be default "white man bad", I guess.
When I ask the "stolen land" crowd how they know that the current batch of natives didn't genocide another people to get where they are today, and let them know that if that happened, those people were completely forgotten because no one wrote anything down, they get really uncomfortable. It's not like the natives were a bunch of saints. When the English arrived in North America, the Iroquois were in the process of conquering upstate New York by massacring and torturing Algonquins until they fled west.

2026-07-05 21:54:02 UTC

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@nprofile…mer9 @nprofile…qfgq
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/3b/61/05/3b6105517d2dd9d5775a540a1ff8a32cd8de9b0eb7fbd786ae6289cc4308c2d4.mp4?name=DceYORJh11J3CA.mp4

2026-06-26 17:00:37 UTC

Your based and redpilled Kick streamer, monsieur, just as you requested
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/19/12/ee/1912eeb371ec12f297095643c5f36c8e9025d96d0414d0b05c0e8cfcd1d5eb3c.webp?name=f4x_SArkP4gdBQ.webp

2026-06-25 11:35:52 UTC

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@nprofile…hu5l If the top response isn't "Yo! Pics? :booba:" it's a shit community

2026-06-19 03:00:43 UTC

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@nprofile…ecpz @nprofile…tsag @nprofile…yfzn @nprofile…0mma @nprofile…88vs They're working on it
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/46/2b/b7/462bb759ed06810ae201b99bb6c2599bbfbd96d5e3976f1e588b1956692739d3.webp?name=uM2Hj4CAcT9EsQ.webp

2026-06-16 04:02:11 UTC

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@nprofile…q5n4 Ian Miles Chungus jumpscare

2026-05-27 12:57:46 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/ec/39/7b/ec397bf686a8032dd017190af744935a2cf1f92527bb1ca0cc334fda443e0e8c.webp?name=z5jLbsaVrimBhA.webp

2026-05-16 16:06:04 UTC

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@nprofile…yvuc Poast or Nicecrew?

2026-05-11 14:24:16 UTC

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@nprofile…98t6 @nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…qegj @nprofile…87pm I mean, it's an N64 game developed by Rare, it's almost guaranteed to be good

2026-05-11 14:20:49 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…qegj @nprofile…87pm It's even more complicated than that.
Singular - He likes, she likes, coolboymew likes, etc.
Plural or a group - They like, people like, children like, etc.
A group as an entity counts as singular - Everyone likes, Poast likes, China likes, etc.
This leads to some awkwardness if you use the wrong grammar
"That's awesome! No one like you." The "there's" is implied in the last sentence, means you did something cool and you're unique
"That's awesome! No one likes you." Whoever says this doesn't care what you did and thinks you're an asshole

2026-05-01 10:54:10 UTC

I see that thanks to a Vtuber getting arrested, we have to endure "is lolicon CP" discourse yet again

2026-04-03 14:19:33 UTC

Happy Good Friday! To celebrate, here's a video from Good Friday in 1984, when the Montreal Canadiens and Quebec Nordiques decided to celebrate Christ dying for their sins by committing 198 penalty minutes' worth of their own sins over the course of an intermission
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/ef/29/a2/ef29a23104fab9030fcac0617afcf7dd0f94d04100000eab00b81f493e53d025.mp4?name=brsJjgEH0_DNGw.mp4

2026-04-02 21:20:51 UTC

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@nprofile…cs7q I've only seen the first season, but I enjoyed it

2026-04-02 16:08:10 UTC

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@nprofile…3frn @nprofile…5n8n Yeah, and then you get to that population center in another state, and you either take an Uber or taxi everywhere (sketchy and pricey) or hope they have good public transportation, which is a crapshoot. And if you have to go somewhere a little more out of the way, then your choices are a Greyhound bus, which is the transportation method of choice for junkie vagrants, or just driving there.
You guys act like train transportation is a foreign concept to us. The railroads are a major part of our country's history, and trains were the transportation method of choice between 1870 and 1950. We just moved on because they don't work well for how the country's structured.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/b2/6f/8b/b26f8bb5ff9555b6fe98c2c5fa3152a82f5a10b628bd5930678d145b14f53205.webp?name=U0iKwqJ7Am6INg.webp

2026-04-02 12:29:56 UTC

:rad:
https://weather.com/retro/

2026-04-01 00:05:19 UTC

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@nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…87ru @nprofile…q5n4 @nprofile…5vpa Those were such dogshit. They put a hot-running CPU right next to the camera, so when you went to take a picture, they all had a giant pink bloom covering the bottom 2/3 of the pic from the CPU cooking the lens

2026-03-31 15:45:03 UTC

Maybe I'm too picky. Seeing guys go nuts over an AI gen I would have scrapped for being low quality kind of tells me that

2026-03-31 10:28:59 UTC

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@nprofile…jph8 I don't think it's possible to do a worse job of trying not to look miserable

2026-03-30 23:53:56 UTC

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@nprofile…q5n4 "All I said was that I'm here illegally and that we should execute anyone that works for law enforcement until I get amnesty, how could this happen?"

2026-03-30 14:58:00 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 @nprofile…t3h7 They could at least try to offer a little variety

2026-03-30 14:56:59 UTC

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@nprofile…wu75 If I had to venture a guess, it was an AI automod banning him for violating copyright/posting bootleg footage. Still pathetic

2026-03-30 14:36:26 UTC

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@nprofile…wu75 They banned a former Beatle for posting about his own concert

2026-03-30 08:19:18 UTC

:reddit:
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/5e/8c/46/5e8c4685046f7bb1f5908e1f9414f87c34d022bb18d5087d3ca3f46d89fe455d.webp?name=QE0_SlKoSBlJOQ.webp

2026-03-30 08:14:13 UTC

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@nprofile…jph8 Frogface privilege

2026-03-30 05:50:29 UTC

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In all seriousness, if it wasn't for the inevitable fire code violation, a restaurant where you rent a fire pit and get coat hangers with brats, hot dogs, buns, and marshmallows would be cozy

2026-03-30 05:47:31 UTC

Moving to Japan to start a "barbecue at Dad's" restaurant where I serve up grilled burgers and hot dogs with beer cans from the Unholy Trinity chilled in a Coleman cooler (Bud/Miller/Coors Lite)

2026-03-29 11:08:54 UTC

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@nprofile…9grc What about horny an der Oder

2026-03-29 05:02:41 UTC

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@nprofile…eh9a There aren't many supergroups where whole is more than the sum of the parts, but Asia's milquetoast trash definitely isn't on that list

2026-03-29 00:04:14 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/5c/a3/e3/5ca3e3e6664b264e434e284d80d34dec7052db98e2390a6b71a029813fe23cc0.webp?name=jB428Vy05lsWEA.webp

2026-03-28 23:40:51 UTC

"Yeah, I get all my news from social media"
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/aa/35/3b/aa353b8b30040062382892e9c710aa4256615eb5682cbcefc5ebd3a490b05a50.webp?name=mAEtPqW9kAT0fg.webp

2026-03-28 23:33:21 UTC

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@nprofile…m927 It's for the country's 250th anniversary, that's what makes it worse

2026-03-28 23:31:55 UTC

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Denny's waitresses need to watch out

2026-03-28 23:31:25 UTC

THE BLASIAN IS BACK
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f7/93/4b/f7934be546d353927bcec180046641c6ab7505c7fd18b644447a351fb4814518.webp?name=ZVcKHtXOgj1FJg.webp

2026-03-28 13:10:29 UTC

Hytale devs have no idea what they're unleashing on their community
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/3b/04/b0/3b04b0fbfa85179a40efdfb4d869cbf63a4c6cf0aed8738b0cddbf87a6e361e7.webp?name=Cs8aj9OBTWlNzg.webp

2026-03-28 13:06:18 UTC

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@nprofile…hu5l wife

2026-03-28 12:45:44 UTC

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@nprofile…clfg @nprofile…rl2l

2026-03-28 12:30:31 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf @nprofile…t8de That would be assaulting a federal officer, and neither of you would be a problem anymore

2026-03-28 12:30:02 UTC

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@nprofile…lawh @nprofile…t8de That boomer posted this to psych himself up for a Hannity binge session

2026-03-27 01:21:09 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 Zesty James tells me it's Tumblr

2026-03-27 00:07:42 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/3b/c1/8b/3bc18ba8a5c34a3f51c2c20d21e0dd0340d8e1b77bab9207f410153765cb9074.mp4?name=pmw6yl6DWl0Tww.mp4

2026-03-26 12:40:18 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f4/37/7a/f4377a5ec94aaf86ebeb369bee4832b8db18d97bb5aa58fcb804ca35ab3e9e3d.webp?name=_Rn2q17LG7j0fg.webp

2026-03-24 12:29:02 UTC

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@nprofile…mdcm I love @nprofile…0vmn because half of the posts are "look at this majestic beast in flight" and half are the bats being manhandled by some zookeeper

2026-03-23 10:28:51 UTC

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@nprofile…qj3d Brought to you by the brilliant minds behind Charlottesville

2026-03-22 14:57:51 UTC

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@nprofile…0vwd I guess I should explain
When you're 12 and edgy and at a soda machine and want to prove to your friends you're hardcore, you put a squirt of every single type of drink they have into your cup and drink it. It's called a "suicide" when you do that, but I guess other places call it a "graveyard" or "kamikaze" and they call it "swamp water" in Canada.
I've only had two drinks actually canned that taste like that, OK Cola (failed attempt at a Gen X-focused drink in the mid 90s) and Spezi. They sell it at World Market locations in America

2026-03-22 14:53:05 UTC

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@nprofile…0vwd Spezi tastes like a "suicide" drink. Not sure how they have it over there

2026-03-22 13:32:31 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…e0xm I really hope he comes back, but I can see why he left

2026-03-22 11:30:15 UTC

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@nprofile…e0xm The Panhandle has always been arid, poorly developed, and extremely sparsely populated

2026-03-22 01:19:38 UTC

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@nprofile…kdjy "Your terms are acceptable"
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f2/2c/2d/f22c2df107ec84d0f960d02e8fa570f8b9056d0a452e8879fd73700c8feaa42b.gif?name=xZ8SYyqgJncoMg.gif

2026-03-21 12:58:35 UTC

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@nprofile…cs7q Sometimes I miss my cards (I had a Badlands and Wheel of Fortune) and sometimes I don't (the collection weighed 50 pounds and newer sets trounce older sets)

2026-03-21 10:53:07 UTC

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@nprofile…dugj Smaug found the creatine

2026-03-20 23:10:25 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…4c5e same

2026-03-20 06:07:06 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/46/92/f5/4692f568b1d4af55b27b71dd46a0b0adbecf08c71746d620876ec3083d8b0281.webp?name=cgp8w-nUm3LwLA.webp

2026-03-20 02:41:57 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/80/9b/12/809b12d2bfafcc10b076329921562c1c16348b76569a23da3c4495c7c3b9ff02.mp4?name=kTUpJOBLGDY0lg.mp4

2026-03-20 01:26:35 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/e5/61/9a/e5619ae400d56428cf6519879940d49112a6c6ae506165c01a6975250a1f970d.webp?name=__ekBkDqTaI9DA.webp

2026-03-08 18:40:26 UTC

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@nprofile…2llx Imagining this with Lou Holtz's lisp makes this even funnier

2026-03-04 13:33:54 UTC

I can tell it's spring because the stupid ass robin that runs on Australian time was singing in the parking lot at 3 am again

2026-03-02 01:42:28 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/13/cf/86/13cf86185dc5511b796b9393ff2fda36191ee1ed262a1c2b3c134c450a243cff.webp?name=UJ3Aw1HCpGoqmw.webp

2026-03-01 03:58:56 UTC

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@nprofile…d668 Oh no
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/48/3a/07/483a070d86dc97e2a32ff98fd4741438c1dcad5ffee60030b75ea713d855a8fe.webp?name=Bb7tYXwdTCMU7g.webp

2026-03-01 03:33:57 UTC

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@nprofile…3tsl Think he's done a line?

2026-03-01 01:45:11 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/71/23/26/71232604834f8f47000043741fa9f348022fce09af65f033d8cfdd85850d5b7a.webp?name=er4dO2jC5AjDlA.webp

2026-02-28 22:59:23 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/0c/89/86/0c8986f4235db9a9132c64a963be63a4ba1cc76305c574ff5a55500f05a1324b.gif?name=D1hV8IfyRIr_uQ.gif

2026-02-28 14:45:22 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/58/52/08/585208f8e7339f00e10684adec6e05dfaa68b969c241829f68b3a4d36761549f.mp4?name=4x0tDFz4Cmm_iw.mp4

2026-02-28 11:43:50 UTC

Of course they attacked Iran at the end of the month. How many assholes in DC do you think put their life savings into Polymarket before this kicked off?

2026-02-27 15:46:31 UTC

New Pokemon trailer just dropped
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/cc/f9/bc/ccf9bc1487100a2f71dc40801e462f6666be594951294c47636f906358cf8ff6.webp?name=hFlRDta_O605TA.webp

2026-02-27 13:37:34 UTC

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Costco, including the parking lot, takes up 14 acres minimum. Kowloon Walled City was 6.4 acres. I can see why

2026-02-26 00:59:10 UTC

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@nprofile…ekr7 @nprofile…4c5e Yeah
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/08/d4/d2/08d4d26b5baba9ad011b9a2bc0ac9fc1f2563a715befe3cb45312419f06d5f19.webp?name=warUsVqnlDmHdg.webp

2026-02-24 18:05:29 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…6wcx From what I saw on the FEC spreadsheet, they use a dash system to say what box it is. The software company was 103-550.
Honestly, it's unclear. He might be (and probably is) full of it, or he might actually have a list of 30 voters registered to boxes in Suite 103, and the internet's doing their normal "erm actually" thing where they think whoever has the spiciest zing wins. Only way to know for sure is to get a hold of San Diego's voter rolls, and I really don't care enough to.

2026-02-24 17:40:58 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…6wcx The UPS Store in question is in Suite 103 of the apartment building. Mysteriously, none of the liberal outlets holding a dunk contest have mentioned this fact or said "California voter rolls don't show any voters at 4142 Adams St. Ste 103."
Poking around, I did find a voting software company with a box at that very UPS store registered with the FEC, ironically enough.

2026-02-24 11:55:31 UTC

This game's gonna be weird, I can tell already
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/8f/5b/46/8f5b46484358ef145a9da5c0339381f22715bb9b82e86fd35d3b8eeaa40ab46f.webp?name=TsbFFSuesLr5sw.webp

2026-02-24 03:28:16 UTC

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@nprofile…r9u2 @nprofile…d84g @nprofile…5kp5 I have a shitpost on my hard drive where it's Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems showing one off. This post convinced me to delete it

2026-02-23 23:49:19 UTC

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@nprofile…e0xm I remember being on Twitter and seeing some libs snarking about how a white ethnostate's basketball team would look. I got blocked when I asked how the black ethnostate's swim team would do

2026-02-23 09:25:47 UTC

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@nprofile…jph8 sauce

2026-02-23 09:24:43 UTC

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@nprofile…lw35 >people should stop eating slop and instead try this slimy fish in slime
Excellent post

2026-02-23 09:23:21 UTC

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@nprofile…04yf ebassi is a symptom, not a disease

2026-02-23 00:52:00 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 uoh

2026-02-23 00:50:08 UTC

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@nprofile…fcss Hotwheels was doing cool stuff with typefacing and was getting into the Bible. You can make the most of a short life without becoming a diaperfur tenderqueer that podcasts about Funko Pops

2026-02-23 00:43:18 UTC

This might be one of the last times you'll see the US seriously compete with Canada in hockey. The NCAA allowing CHL players onto college rosters will cripple development of American hockey talent.

2026-02-23 00:37:58 UTC

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@nprofile…p49c @nprofile…fcss You're going to find that on altchans in general. It's like running a phpBB board and not expecting a dickpill spam thread every 10 minutes. Until they update the way the software works and find a way to keep it from being botted, it's just going to be that way.

2026-02-22 22:48:56 UTC

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@nprofile…fcss Moot just joined the rat race rather than becoming a communist diaperfur that spent the rest of his days railing against free speech

2026-02-22 22:42:06 UTC

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@nprofile…fcss IIRC Hotwheels let the chomos use private boards with 20+ character hashes for names as long as they didn't shit up the rest of the site. His problem with the site was purely troll's remorse and spite towards Jim Watkins.

2026-02-22 04:52:55 UTC

It's not always as bad as it looks
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/cd/a5/7b/cda57bec5bd9ef095dae235649df18bfb708c05a4c85dc9b1c6e54d3791f0a4b.webp?name=eLbm3zeG9eh37g.webp
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/a5/45/a4/a545a4ca4891e3dd0d95c002ba8fca13cc388cfeafb78c6dedfa1c68a27ece08.webp?name=-yAnMLKNIwMTFg.webp

2026-02-22 01:06:14 UTC

The director of "Gayniggers from Outer Space" was a Danish guy that ran for public office under the name "The Fatmaster", then married a woman from Mozambique and had five kids with her
Legend

2026-02-21 02:37:54 UTC

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@nprofile…k73h @nprofile…e2rp Kewpie mayonnaise

2026-02-21 02:25:48 UTC

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@nprofile…d668 @nprofile…g80s I wouldn't call them people

2026-02-21 02:25:24 UTC

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@nprofile…0vmn smug

2026-02-21 01:46:51 UTC

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@nprofile…cvrl Give it credit, it's not shooting the kids in school

2026-02-20 19:15:31 UTC

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@nprofile…pgx0 @nprofile…5vpa @nprofile…5kp5 @nprofile…fsu6 What's your order?
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/97/87/4f/97874fb033d1635dcf646ed52edd310e178c674fe8b6ef46c67305d1d59e3f8b.webp?name=BUGSlC7SSZdqbQ.webp

2026-02-20 19:15:13 UTC

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@nprofile…e2rp I had one here, it's legit and they use locally sourced eggs

2026-02-20 10:10:19 UTC

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@nprofile…dugj I can fix her

2026-02-20 04:48:07 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/5a/75/a8/5a75a85f511236f42ca5e874b655465a69c184210b778ab2e3e898730eb45e2d.webp?name=0ng6991XYAgRzQ.webp

2026-02-20 04:07:05 UTC

Yes, I phonepost, and no, I don't care

2026-02-20 04:04:18 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 I went to crop out the iFunny watermark and the Photo Editor app said "I understood that reference"
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f6/6f/c3/f66fc3bf8de75b909294880e217395944e22167c2318cd606aacf6e6ee3618db.webp?name=ltDYX2tmu-oHnA.webp

2026-02-20 03:57:58 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 Product placement? In my sci-fi?
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/6a/2f/45/6a2f457cffc6348185a8c04d6947fd98df0f6c282c0ead0be1e717c747e29b1e.webp?name=HI7pmqs6Uh0iPA.webp

2026-02-20 03:43:14 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d Crossposted to /r/phaseconnect

2026-02-19 22:53:34 UTC

I should just start muting anyone that posts soyjaks