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2026-08-24 19:10:38 UTC

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@nprofile…f6wy
That took quite a turn

2026-08-23 21:45:16 UTC

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@nprofile…fcpl
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/147/009/992/440/807/original/3884928f1d3e76f9.png

2026-08-23 20:06:16 UTC

Had heard people talking about this guy buy I hadn't seen a video til now. P good
https://youtube.com/watch?v=feo2znBy8Zk

2026-08-22 15:08:20 UTC

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@nprofile…al6u
That was the problem with Disclosure Day too but I thought that was the whole point

2026-08-22 14:53:53 UTC

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@nprofile…al6u
https://noauthority.social/@HLC/117027688158405224

2026-08-21 23:19:53 UTC

AI is trying to make my code trans
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/136/057/518/513/767/original/22112e89a2b3d14e.jpg

2026-08-19 14:53:26 UTC

Seeing this makes me think it's over for Ukraine soon. Or maybe the war keeps going but they start the pipeline again because they're that desperate for gas. But seriously, what's the point of undermining your own war propaganda like this? Also "Vladimir Z"? Come on
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/122/741/428/050/123/original/8cbbe512f324f539.png

2026-08-19 04:42:05 UTC

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@nprofile…amhl
Sounds normal to me idk why he'd want to change it

2026-08-17 19:02:13 UTC

The YouTube shorts algo has me clocked
https://youtube.com/shorts/SFvfyo90M3g

2026-08-17 18:59:56 UTC

A PSA to all the jews on here
https://youtube.com/shorts/t4gPkND8fMs

2026-08-17 14:02:40 UTC

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@nprofile…j93f
They haven't said yet

2026-08-17 13:26:19 UTC

I could have saved her
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/111/074/267/587/744/original/6cce6b6231408ba3.webp

2026-08-15 13:47:08 UTC

Hormuz to become the 51st strait in the United Straits of America
https://www.foxnews.com/live-news/iran-war-trump-strait-of-hormuz-08-14-26

2026-08-14 19:10:34 UTC

Based granny
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHhjxiMq9fk

2026-08-14 14:16:56 UTC

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@nprofile…lagm
>The Vibe
🤣

2026-08-14 01:04:36 UTC

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@nprofile…45xw
That blonde actress is actually also jewish

2026-08-12 21:58:44 UTC

Russians to get CBDC and access to small amounts of BTC but can't use it as payment
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uw84lTiD5C8

2026-08-10 16:38:01 UTC

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@nprofile…udc0
They used to sell great glass bottle soda. At some point it disappeared and I've only seen the sparkling water since. Very disappointing

2026-08-09 17:49:07 UTC

Surprisingly positive
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FJz3EDkGv7w

2026-08-07 14:44:28 UTC

Another end of an era
https://www.reuters.com/business/cryptocurrency-exchange-bitmex-shut-down-2026-07-23/

2026-08-05 18:46:46 UTC

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@nprofile…45xw
Even Cesar Millan can't train a pitbull to not kill and mame. It's over.

2026-08-05 15:37:29 UTC

The HAMs have discovered Jitsi
@nprofile…mkru @nprofile…3g0g
https://daily.hamweekly.com/2026/07/join-hams-online-video-conference-24-7-building-friendships/

2026-08-03 23:52:29 UTC

A good video about "Robert Maxwell"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9fO5kTlT-Tk

2026-08-03 23:47:45 UTC

If you buy our boots, you too could have a black friend
https://youtube.com/shorts/2MpEr4-Phhc

2026-08-01 21:14:51 UTC

I did not remember this happening at the end of the odyssey
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ldhyGHKbdgI

2026-08-01 20:02:11 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s
A regular coke has 139,000 calories!? No wonder everyone is so fat
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/022/033/946/989/490/original/7e753665f243c45c.webp

2026-07-30 13:53:05 UTC

Oh sweet, new manmade horrors
https://gagadget.com/en/720208-meet-threehalves-a-2-meter-centaur-robot-built-for-disaster-zones/

2026-07-29 14:59:26 UTC

>Give black africans mosquito nets so they stop dying of malaria
>They immediately use them for fishing nets instead
>They harvest every available fish until there are none left
>This is proof of your sinister agenda to kill all black people
https://xcancel.com/jayplemons/status/2082157699031302179

2026-07-27 19:21:50 UTC

>The Q Agenda is hosted by a passionate community of Latinx LGBTQ+ personalities and influencers including, actress and trans activist Juliana Joel.
Patriots in control?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10612240/

2026-07-27 15:35:03 UTC

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@nprofile…vmr8
Because you needed a break from all the stuff about gay niggas, you're welcome. BTW did you see Clive Davis died? Lol

2026-07-27 15:10:41 UTC

Behind the scenes at the goon factory
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dkYJlhjcehs

2026-07-27 15:08:27 UTC

Jreg on AI accelerationism
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dp5g1DDRLKk

2026-07-27 14:59:08 UTC

It's still possible to make it in today's economy if you grind hard enough
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/992/528/982/112/332/original/c0cea581a6a212da.png

2026-07-25 15:26:13 UTC

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@nprofile…rkpm
It's nice to see a veteran that isn't a zogbot but this is probably the most ridiculous theory I've heard about the merge

2026-07-25 02:28:08 UTC

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@nprofile…a6vy
Sorry to disappoint. Watch this instead
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0159920/

2026-07-25 02:22:28 UTC

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@nprofile…a6vy
Oh I actually misunderstood in my rush to make this shitpost. It is actually a lame streaming show and not a movie. The joke was that the person pictured above is actually not a woman

2026-07-25 01:44:36 UTC

Now this is the kind of alternative soccer I could enjoy watching
https://youtube.com/shorts/JoeEm3wxlzo

2026-07-25 00:51:30 UTC

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@nprofile…a6vy
I actually thought 2049 was decent

2026-07-24 02:39:43 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a
More room for tracking data

2026-07-24 01:51:22 UTC

QR codes will replace barcodes sooner than I expected
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R32j6ZA3byI

2026-07-24 01:50:05 UTC

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@nprofile…vtlu
This guy is the best
@nprofile…tsag
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/972/441/017/032/686/original/abcb74232e81ad33.mp4

2026-07-23 18:34:28 UTC

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@nprofile…g5ka
The National Anal Sex Association is doing something not gay? I find that hard to believe

2026-07-22 20:49:22 UTC

The legend returns. I hope you have an alibi for the night of JCD's passing

2026-07-21 15:03:29 UTC

The real tragedy is the number of comments saying this is why they will NEVER help ANY stranger. This is a clear example of how not being racist destroys lives and makes society worse.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DVl8r6_G9_U

2026-07-15 20:06:17 UTC

Is soccer too masculine for you? The french have the solution
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/925/790/652/666/610/original/9ab9605c837e877e.mp4

2026-07-10 15:49:00 UTC

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"Can you believe he fell for the cliché of the unscrupulous, greedy jewish merchant? What a classic antisemitic trope..."
"So anyway Grant's dad showed up with this jewish merchant and asked if they could do some war profiteering together."
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/896/467/507/631/051/original/1ab53a20de7acf1e.jpeg

2026-07-09 20:33:55 UTC

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@nprofile…kgrj
Yea comcast REALLY wants you to get mobile phone service from them, they have the reps bring it up every time. This time the guy even said they could set it up parallel to my current plan from Verizon just so I could try it. 2 companies' phone plans on the same IMEI, I'd never heard of such a thing.

2026-07-09 19:28:13 UTC

An hour on the phone with Comcast is more exhausting than an hour of exercise

2026-07-08 21:30:48 UTC

Lifehack for europeans during this heat wave
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/886/486/888/885/092/original/4e93821c776e22da.mp4

2026-07-03 22:57:48 UTC

This guy walks up to you at the club and grabs your girl by the pussy. How do you respond?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/858/517/462/145/487/original/895624460f4f0e64.mp4

2026-07-01 02:37:11 UTC

In the future, you don't go to the toilet. The toilet goes to you
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/smart-self-driving-toilet-follow-37345532

2026-06-28 23:03:50 UTC

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@nprofile…eg0v
How was your weekend? Lol. Do you know anything about Asturias? I googled something today and there was a result from the "ast" subdomain of wikipedia, written in Asturian. I had never heard of it until today.

2026-06-26 23:28:59 UTC

America is being invaded by zombie jackalopes
https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/article-15923763/frankenstein-rabbits-tentacles-virus-wisconsin-minnesota-new-york.html

2026-06-23 20:07:52 UTC

Russian vs American women
https://youtube.com/shorts/tyoLh1OCFKA

2026-06-23 19:21:06 UTC

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@nprofile…6449
@nprofile…3h40 @nprofile…45xw
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/801/042/252/230/024/original/cf8e1f5ab8df5c38.mp4

2026-06-21 01:33:58 UTC

Fatties mad
https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-runway-show-models-body-scrutiny-rcna349066

2026-05-27 16:03:30 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj
I remember playing Halo Combat Evolved multiplayer on the school computers. I think it wasn't even the full game but you could do LAN matches on the demo. That was really sweet.
@nprofile…z99d @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…hngw @nprofile…y4j2

2026-05-27 15:25:39 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj
Anyone over 30 is a boomer now, including me. And the 30 year old boomer meme is from 8 years ago now, I just checked. Damn I'm old.
*sips*
Yep, Quake 3 was a good game.
@nprofile…z99d @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…hngw @nprofile…y4j2
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/647/234/025/801/777/original/22f6113f76316c23.jpeg

2026-05-27 14:25:33 UTC

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@nprofile…hngw
Probably most of the people on this instance are gen x, or were. No Agenda is so gen x coded. I'm a millennial but I like to larp as a boomer sometimes and people can't tell the difference
@nprofile…y4j2
@nprofile…6449 @nprofile…7ypj

2026-05-27 12:38:24 UTC

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@nprofile…6449
https://incendar.com/baby_boomer_deathclock.php
@nprofile…7ypj

2026-05-18 23:27:48 UTC

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@nprofile…8f3a
It's still around
https://lichess.org/

2026-05-18 21:16:58 UTC

Anybody else use chess.com? A friend got me into it and I need more people to play

2026-05-13 14:59:38 UTC

The kids are bringing back the sack
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/style/hacky-sack-gen-z.html?unlocked_article_code=1.h1A.bUEK.nUgaZd5J2fqL&smid=url-share

2026-05-12 03:53:46 UTC

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@nprofile…vmr8
The more I hear about China, the better it sounds.
Also "Boy Meets World Order" made me chuckle

2026-05-05 21:16:26 UTC

If you don't believe Iran was just weeks away from making a nuclear weapon, then you don't deserve to drive
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/524/042/470/854/474/original/a646cfc5e2c3a08a.mp4

2026-05-04 14:46:58 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/516/848/711/470/587/original/e40edf20d3ee3c11.mp4

2026-05-04 14:38:25 UTC

Ugh, Mondays. Back to the old office grind
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/516/815/127/366/800/original/39fd5ea4fa4bcbc2.mp4

2026-04-16 13:43:13 UTC

Hmmmm
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/414/676/520/717/957/original/030bc00984ba18d4.png

2026-04-07 21:58:24 UTC

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@nprofile…jgdk
"And maybe" what? Did you see?

2026-04-07 21:20:39 UTC

Me, a millennial, rizzing up the zoomettes at the store after work (I still got it)
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/365/514/308/139/842/original/0a2179ceafdc48be.mp4

2026-04-05 13:46:21 UTC

He's losing it
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/352/403/445/352/887/original/43270b8084c504a0.jpg

2026-04-01 18:52:54 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s
I have to post the meme again because it's too good
@nprofile…k6j2
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/330/959/627/882/781/original/4bc1012f485a484c.jpg

2026-04-01 18:29:36 UTC

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@nprofile…k6j2
I can save her

2026-04-01 18:27:58 UTC

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@nprofile…844h
Oh yea. Her face is totally bogged
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/330/861/564/031/125/original/27ae5d07e4db79c6.mp4

2026-04-01 13:57:53 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/329/799/555/702/850/original/e64d0a0ff31154e7.mp4

2026-04-01 13:52:59 UTC

Loomer is horrible but this clap back is hysterical
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/329/780/286/908/121/original/6d7d86cad0df8f6c.jpg

2026-04-01 03:37:19 UTC

Oh no

2026-03-31 20:13:04 UTC

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@nprofile…vmr8
Yes that's a good way of putting it

2026-03-31 19:53:38 UTC

I didn't know being a Disney adult was a competitive sport but apparently for some it is. That explains a lot.
https://www.thetimes.com/us/news-today/article/disneyland-what-is-disney-adult-577cxjkn9
P.S. it doesn't really get 'inside' it's very surface level

2026-03-31 17:31:36 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz
When cornered they revert to racial/cultural supremacy as an explanation for their over representation. While they would decry a white person doing the same as anudda shoah. It's not a winning argument for people who are smart or value ideological consistency. Luckily for them the average leftoid has never cared about consistency, and the average goy is retarded.

2026-03-31 14:58:11 UTC

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@nprofile…udc0
When I see it, I expect the account is not even a real person.

2026-03-31 14:14:29 UTC

If you see an em dash or any use of "that's not X, it's Y" in something written these days, you can be sure that it was written by an LLM. I see it everywhere now.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/324/202/499/124/182/original/1738d0657b4d77b3.jpg

2026-03-30 15:14:44 UTC

Today may be the last day. Not sure if "on the 31st" means 12:01am or midnight.

2026-03-28 21:55:23 UTC

Preach it sista
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/309/027/848/980/853/original/72d4953ffb6e320a.mp4

2026-03-28 16:20:42 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz
The only existing operating pipeline, the abqaiq yanbu, is still working so they either can't hit it or choose not to.
@nprofile…45xw

2026-03-28 15:50:46 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz
@nprofile…45xw
https://noauthority.social/@HLC/116285309245309995
Good vid about pipelines

2026-03-27 20:06:52 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Nope

2026-03-27 00:58:03 UTC

I'm in love :pepe_love:
"conducting guerrilla-style raids on Israeli defense companies in New England, for which she received jail time in 2024. She has regularly called for the assassinations of Israeli officials and their allies in the U.S. and elsewhere."
https://www.thefp.com/p/the-radicalization-of-calla-walsh

2026-03-25 23:25:39 UTC

All you need to get out of the draft is 2 marijuana convictions, effective 4/20
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/292/395/877/666/242/original/7a96ab7b4aabd468.png

2026-03-24 17:23:24 UTC

0:45 "Pull up the map" #MMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVtq8M_15CM

2026-03-22 18:33:27 UTC

What are they putting in le water over there?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/274/258/521/403/572/original/35c1bf56bc4d2c09.mp4

2026-03-22 03:30:56 UTC

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@nprofile…3e99
How much is a good deal?

2026-03-22 00:40:00 UTC

How long until the rest of black history is exposed?
https://xcancel.com/JohnDoyle/status/2034421077472936236
cc @nprofile…jxja

2026-03-21 23:55:31 UTC

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@nprofile…yxhv
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116268334535345382

2026-03-21 23:38:41 UTC

Honestly, based. He needs to stop writing walltexts and post more stuff like this.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/269/797/948/809/622/original/384d0e6426b6c50c.jpeg

2026-03-21 20:12:39 UTC

Take that! Blumpf!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/268/986/342/665/519/original/cef2d9a4748d3765.mp4

2026-03-21 16:14:41 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6
It's just jokes man. They're not even the enemy of my enemy anyway. Mamdani is basically trump (2016) for the left, ie controlled op. Coincidently 2016 is when we moved out of NYC, for financial reasons.

2026-03-21 14:37:34 UTC

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@nprofile…mv5r
Nah she left out blaming jews and pedophiles in that one, rookie mistake

2026-03-21 13:41:04 UTC

Wtf I love Rama now
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/267/447/964/780/589/original/bfd2c6fbe5c98e13.jpg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/267/448/011/361/058/original/5ebc9fc04aa691db.jpg

2026-03-20 15:29:07 UTC

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@nprofile…ud5c
>an agent for Britain
Lmao
I told adam he got cucked by the tuck but actually it seems he's been mindfucked