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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…ngd7 fuck that noise. That’s the exact attitude he needs to be a dominating asshole in the paint. He’ll learn sportsmanship as he goes. Everyone learns their lesson on that. Eventually

2026-07-15 04:12:57 CEST

If you’ve seen the new George Washington movie, lemme know what you think. In relatively short work please.

2026-07-09 23:16:22 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen JT looking faggier than ever

2026-07-05 18:57:23 CEST

Granddaughter is jaundiced (3 days old). They made her stay in hospital an extra day after delivery. She went home on Friday but is turning yellow again.
Anyone have experience with this?
Do I need to be worried about her?

2026-06-20 12:38:16 CEST

Iran lost the war
Then explain why a fee has to be paid by every ship that travels through the strait of Hormuz.
Why does the US have to negotiate for a period? We won. We can just tell Iran what to do now. Right?
MAGA types: tell me where I’m wrong.

2026-06-16 23:05:27 CEST

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@nprofile…l7un as always, some people suck

2026-06-13 20:22:35 CEST

GOP fight
https://youtu.be/ZaZPiwxPqO4

2026-06-12 11:24:18 CEST

A LOT of folks around these parts need to learn there are quite a few people doing nothing more than playing a character. From extreme ethnic characters to absolute retards. It’s nothing more than an act.

2026-06-12 10:41:31 CEST

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@nprofile…d3nc explain please

2026-06-07 20:38:39 CEST

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@nprofile…l7un congratulations however you’re achieving this greatness lol

2026-06-07 20:36:40 CEST

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@nprofile…l7un 6th? Either you’re catholic, own a hot tub or you don’t own a tv.

2026-06-07 19:15:52 CEST

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@nprofile…l7un haven’t heard from Spencer in like 6 months. What’s good??

2026-06-07 18:32:38 CEST

Listen, all I know is I’ve been waiting hours to post this bitchy statement.

2026-06-07 07:09:13 CEST

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@nprofile…l7un now if it were only on fire

2026-06-01 09:51:10 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…l4kz don’t touch me or you’ll be sorry LOL

2026-05-29 02:34:38 CEST

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@nprofile…7ypj 🍻

2026-05-28 20:43:12 CEST

Confession from a musician: I don’t like Black Sabbath and I think Led Zeppelin only has like 5 good songs.

2026-05-27 06:51:54 CEST

The wife has an upset stomach. No soda in the house so I make a 7-11 run to get her a 7-up.
I dropped it on the way in the house and it spilt all over the floor.
Guess where I am now?

2026-05-14 11:36:46 CEST

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@nprofile…sk9g @nprofile…3hmk is it worse to squash a bug or boil it to death?

2026-05-13 09:18:58 CEST

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@nprofile…2e93 @nprofile…zysx that fucking bush had it coming.

2026-05-10 02:20:04 CEST

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@nprofile…sxm6 congratulations

2026-05-07 20:14:06 CEST

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@nprofile…elyh @nprofile…zhty @nprofile…4q8p @nprofile…9xnc @nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…jgdk @nprofile…2cl8 @nprofile…5ljz @nprofile…shev @nprofile…dlsx @nprofile…83vp @nprofile…29y7 @nprofile…unmh @nprofile…eqfl @nprofile…zm7x my death prognostications are dreadful

2026-05-03 02:46:09 CEST

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@nprofile…q8z5 PULL OUT, WEDGE! YOU’RE NOT DOING ANY GOOD BACK THERE.

2026-05-02 19:45:00 CEST

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@nprofile…jgdk 🤦🏽‍♂️

2026-04-26 16:41:53 CEST

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@nprofile…d550 @nprofile…yxhv Cripes! So can pro-Trump Derangement Syndrome

2026-04-26 16:40:15 CEST

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@nprofile…yxhv @nprofile…d550 LOL
Someone can’t smell sarcasm when it bites them in the ass.

2026-04-26 16:33:24 CEST

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@nprofile…yxhv Hitler thought he was on a mission from God. And he had a bunch of assassination attempts on him as well 😂

2026-04-23 11:55:54 CEST

GM
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2026-04-21 22:35:35 CEST

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@nprofile…ehdf @nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…a6vy I know 2 Chads and they are both douches.
1 is short for Chandler the other is just Chad.

2026-04-21 19:54:25 CEST

I miss smoking cigarettes

2026-04-20 03:07:12 CEST

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@nprofile…3300 he don’t want it unless it’s a clip of your nutsack.

2026-04-16 23:00:06 CEST

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@nprofile…a7n2 @nprofile…ypnk lol if voting mattered they wouldn’t let you do it.

2026-04-16 16:14:07 CEST

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@nprofile…ypnk John Paul II I mean

2026-04-16 16:13:40 CEST

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@nprofile…ypnk what about the one before that? He wasn’t left at all.

2026-04-14 22:36:30 CEST

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@nprofile…y4j2 tornado conditions in Okc today. Looks like an exciting evening of weather watching

2026-04-14 21:13:21 CEST

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@nprofile…y4j2 in the words of V. Nuland, “Fuck the EU”

2026-04-14 20:19:27 CEST

wtf am I supposed to care about Hungary?

2026-04-11 20:46:53 CEST

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@nprofile…zjq9 @nprofile…yt30 @nprofile…ve9y who the fuck are these people and why do I care what they think?

2026-04-11 14:20:42 CEST

GM, frenz
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/386/040/213/669/181/original/908c022c70b63e5e.png

2026-04-11 13:17:30 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen what did she say?
Too busy looking at her tits.

2026-04-09 12:48:28 CEST

GM
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2026-04-08 11:05:58 CEST

#NANC
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2026-04-08 02:25:33 CEST

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@nprofile…ypnk Iran controls the gulf. He’s a major pussy and a fag.

2026-04-08 01:43:19 CEST

That settles it.
Trump is a major fag

2026-04-07 00:57:03 CEST

The rescue of the F15 dude is going to be an awesome movie once CIA is done with it.

2026-04-05 15:36:31 CEST

My wife is on the weight loss shot. She gets severely nauseous for the 2 days after she takes the shot. I try reminding her that it’s better to look good than to feel good but she just looks at me like I gave her the shot.

2026-04-04 20:41:28 CEST

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Here’s @nprofile…yxhv working her magic
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2026-04-04 18:54:47 CEST

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@nprofile…mv5r @nprofile…yxhv I don’t see anyone virtue signaling around here except MAGA and the Jew. Everyone else has been pretty chill.

2026-04-03 11:47:51 CEST

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@nprofile…z3dq gross

2026-04-03 11:19:50 CEST

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@nprofile…z3dq so what happen there? She got her green card and told him to fuck off?

2026-04-03 09:25:01 CEST

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@nprofile…hqna it’s still around
https://chatgpt.com/share/69cf6b27-4958-8328-b112-54eab0cf01b0

2026-04-03 09:21:40 CEST

#NANC
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/339/565/553/961/387/original/b632b95d4be29227.png

2026-04-03 09:15:12 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen froger shop quartet

2026-04-03 08:23:25 CEST

#NANC rolls along
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2026-04-02 23:12:02 CEST

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@nprofile…07t3 uphill both ways

2026-04-02 23:11:25 CEST

It’s the mother-loving weekend, baby!
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2026-04-02 23:03:43 CEST

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@nprofile…07t3 she’s 20 miles away and my car has 15 miles to empty.

2026-04-02 18:15:44 CEST

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@nprofile…cp6s I’ll bet she gives toothy head

2026-04-02 18:11:20 CEST

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@nprofile…cp6s This chick has the audacity to say something other than “can I rub your back?” or “would you like a drink?”

2026-04-02 18:00:17 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen that mom is a man, man.

2026-04-02 15:18:36 CEST

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@nprofile…y4j2 zero. I’m staying home until she gets home lol

2026-04-02 15:10:17 CEST

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@nprofile…zm7x this is an injustice #teamAnn

2026-04-02 15:09:44 CEST

Got my wife gas last night because I’m a gentleman.
Can’t get my own gas today because I left my wallet in her car. I’m a fooken moron.

2026-04-02 13:42:47 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen did she just get out of the water or does she always look like a wet dog?

2026-04-02 13:40:44 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen what the Christ!?
😅

2026-04-02 13:35:31 CEST

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@nprofile…3hmk next time just go ahead and tell me to eat shit lol

2026-04-02 13:01:54 CEST

GM, as soon as I haz my cobbee.
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2026-04-02 03:20:01 CEST

Trump is a terrible speaker

2026-04-02 00:26:09 CEST

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@nprofile…zm7x something about check lists

2026-04-02 00:23:53 CEST

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@nprofile…zm7x no

2026-03-31 23:50:03 CEST

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@nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…lsen boobs are my thing, man. I like boobs, guns and weed. In that order.

2026-03-31 21:23:42 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen I stared at her boobs as I ffwd’d through

2026-03-31 20:37:02 CEST

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@nprofile…z3dq maybe she cooks well. I dunno, but that gal is fuggen ugly.

2026-03-31 18:43:21 CEST

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@nprofile…z3dq at least she has muscle because she has zero looks.

2026-03-31 16:32:02 CEST

Dear 225lb woman wearing Lululemon tights in the doctor’s waiting room; you don’t have to be loud also.

2026-03-31 15:26:47 CEST

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@nprofile…l3qy uggh. Sorry

2026-03-31 12:31:06 CEST

#GM, frenz. Reinforcement is on its way.
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2026-03-30 11:13:25 CEST

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@nprofile…thll GM

2026-03-30 10:52:04 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen
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2026-03-30 10:48:19 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen and dropping f-bombs in front of her children like a monkey.

2026-03-30 10:47:42 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen and why is she fat?

2026-03-30 09:53:19 CEST

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@nprofile…z3dq looks like Colorado

2026-03-30 09:25:12 CEST

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@nprofile…83vp @nprofile…mv5r 15 in the world

2026-03-30 08:45:07 CEST

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@nprofile…jw0c @nprofile…lsen agreed

2026-03-30 08:33:12 CEST

#NANC
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2026-03-30 08:14:40 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen it’s an all black college btw

2026-03-29 22:34:19 CEST

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@nprofile…3e99 @nprofile…mv5r who’s the bigger douche?
The one spewing the nonsense or the one consuming it?

2026-03-29 14:49:34 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen zero respect for a dude that can’t keep it together under pressure.

2026-03-29 14:36:19 CEST

Another lovely day. Get out and kick some ass today, frenz.
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2026-03-29 14:14:29 CEST

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@nprofile…lsen who has Trump signs out now??

2026-03-29 13:42:46 CEST

#GM, frenz
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2026-03-29 00:14:13 CET

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@nprofile…9fsl send your child to die for Israel: Trump!

2026-03-28 23:50:20 CET

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…0v3n disgusting

2026-03-28 20:59:05 CET

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@nprofile…c3al Perfect spot for it

2026-03-28 20:37:44 CET

Just watched a video about Kara swisher.
1. She’s out at CNN
2. She thinks she’s amazing
3. She is not amazing

2026-03-28 15:59:35 CET

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@nprofile…mv5r good morning would’ve been fine lol