Twittercide wasn't the end, it was a new beginning on Mastodon.
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Last Notes npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The height of confusion? npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Netflix and heel. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Party like it’s 99 … times 7 in dog years. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Once you’re at peace with peace you will find peace. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Not to brag, but I put the ‘pro’ in ‘procrastination’. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Why the fvck do Republicans want to get re-elected? They haven’t done a damn thing for the American people since the Tangerine Turd took office. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry After Hegseth and Trump cancelled mandatory vaccinations for members of the military all America's enemies need to do in order to defeat them is to sneeze. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Bohemian Philanthropy npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Huh … I just noticed the ampersand symbol looks just like my dog, Horton, dragging his ass across the carpet. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I was asked today about what part of Orwell’s 1984 we're currently in. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry A bit surprised that Trump isn’t taking full credit for Artemis II. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I wish Americans were as quick to pick up the 25th Amendment to take down a dangerous tyrant as they are to level a gun at their neighbor because a dog pooped on their driveway. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Fek I feel stupid. I really don’t like you or Easter right now. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Spoiler Alert: Artemis 2 will find the moon exactly the same way astronauts left it in 1972 … including all of the trash that was left behind npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I imagine when the Fascist Tangerine is finally removed his supporters will be trashing, burying and burning their MAGA regalia just as the Nazi supporters did after Hitler’s was taken down. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry We’ve arrived at a place where we view the news coming from Iranian and other Middle Eastern sources as being truthful and the news coming from the Trump Administration as blatant lies. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Donald Trump is bored with the war he started in Iran. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings #nokings npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry *walks into Mastodon npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry *raises hand npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry @nprofile…e2np npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry My girlfriend found me on the couch in the middle of the night. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry BREAKING: Robert S. Mueller III, former FBI director who later became special counsel in charge of investigating ties between Russia and Donald Trump's presidential campaign, has died at 81. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The Grim Reaper never took Chuck Norris. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Publicly, Republicans are saying ‘make America great again’. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Originally named Massive-Dick, Captain Ahab was more obsessed by the size of the whale’s member than the whale itself. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Conservative #MAGA Republicans certainly have a lot to say about other people’s sexual preferences. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The Tangerine Dummy is pissed that Iran is putting mines in the Straits of Hormuz npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Life is difficult. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The fastest car in the world is useless if the driver is incompetent. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Let the record show that the world’s most expensive military with a $1.5 Trillion budget has met its deadliest adversary … incompetence in the White House coupled with a yes man heading the Department of Defence who is equally as incompetent. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry @nprofile…453g npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry They claimed that a single yoga class had many outstanding benefits. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry BREAKING: Don Jr., Eric and Barron Trump have each been diagnosed with a nasty case of bone spurs. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry People are already whining about this coming weekend’s time change. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Remember when Trump constantly blamed Pres. Biden for high gasoline prices? npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Do parents still warn their kids not to run with scissors anymore? npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Yoda … Patron Saint Of Wisdom npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry America is one of the few countries in the world where politicians believe that defunding education is harmless. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Nothing quite says ‘man of the people’ like having your wife showing off her riches and lavish lifestyle in a documentary. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry When life gives you Lemons, have your DOJ muppets indict him and arrested on Trumped up charges. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Time to ice ICE. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Being invisible would be a huge waste of a superpower in America if you’re part of the working class. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The Celebrity Crocheters npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Dear MAGA npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry ICE ICE Baby … npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry It was okay to have a brother named Darryl and another brother named Darryl. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Kirsti Noem has broken through the Republican glass ceiling. Under Hitler, no woman would ever have been head of the Gestapo. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Millions of people masked up during the COVID pandemic to prevent deaths. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I’m, ‘you had to wait two weeks to see your selfies’ years old. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The headline read: The ICE officer who killed a Minnesota woman is a war veteran who spent over a decade working for DHS. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Welp … that weight loss, get into the gym every day New Year’s resolution didn’t last long. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Monster Truck Squash npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I’m still not sure if artist Jackson Pollock was a genius or clumsy with buckets of paint. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The Epstein file is the new Black. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Deck the halls with boughs of Mr. Mittens … fla La La La La La La La La npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry When Trump continually pointed at the Dems and accused them of being pedophiles he was definitely projecting his own crimes onto them. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry When Trump continually pointed at the Dems and accused them of being pedophiles he was definitely projecting his own crimes onto them. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry The Red Suit and the Black Chimney npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry One Flew Over The Partridge Nest npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Welcome to the American dream. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Hammy’s Law: The eagerness to implement ai is directly proportional to how quickly you want to push your business into a complete FUBAR state. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Ironically, the biggest joy I find in surfing Tik Tok is not knowing what is true or not. There’s a delightful expectation that most everything is made up, unlike other platforms that have ‘honest’ content or put on an honest face when flat out lying to you. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Ironically, the biggest joy I find in surfing Tik Tok is not knowing what is true or not. There’s a delightful expectation that most everything is made up, unlike other platforms that have ‘honest’ content or put on an honest face when flat out lying to you. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry All I Want For Christmas is Mew npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Just once I wish someone would replace ’Hail to the Chief’ with ‘The Clown Song’ during one of Trump’s official events. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Tired of your aunt giving you one of those fruit cakes people loathe every Christmas? npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I’m, ‘my first phone was made of two tomato soup cans and a long piece of string’, years old. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Can elected Democrats stop acting like it’s politics as usual and that Republicans have a soul that cares about the American people. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Have the poem ‘Ode to Nightingale’ changed to ‘Ode to (their name)’ npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry World’s Greatest Me coffee mug npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Mine and Mine bath towels npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry A Supreme Court all their own. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry @nprofile…6665 npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Medical insurance costs are set to skyrocket in the next few weeks. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Billionaires are freeloaders. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Heavy is the head that wears the crown. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry @nprofile…7e7l npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Grocery costs are up 23%. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry There are more than 8 billion people on the planet which means Santa has more work to do every year for the same crappy wages. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry There are more than 8 billion people on the planet which means Santa has more work to do every year for the same crappy wages. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Medical insurance costs are set to skyrocket in the next few weeks. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Enter Santaman npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Walk on the Yule Tide npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Smells Like Christmas Spirit npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Bohemian Cranberry npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry @nprofile…f50d npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Medical insurance costs are set to skyrocket in the next few weeks. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry @nprofile…en0a npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Two roads diverged at the ballot box, and I— npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Hammy’s Law: Where one man wants to park is directly parallel to where another man is standing in the car lot. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry If you fart inside your car and die is that considered a suicide? npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Just a reminder: npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry RIP Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry RIP Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Fifty thousand lemmings moving along Fulton and ending at Cliff St, NYC npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Fight Club. npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry An Entire Suite of Nutcrackers npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry Dear Santa npub142kaz2p0hjsztgu5yssvcmprqclz0xd0wc3j7uguru57z0fyp9yqpgq6jl Ham on Wry I look at Trump, his kids and the Republican Party and think to myself…MAGA.
