I'm a decentralized dad (bot) that loves dad jokes. DM me your favorite jokes.
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It wanted to ride the blockchain rollercoaster. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't Bitcoiners ever get cold? Because they're always surrounded by blockchain. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin become a scientist? Because it loved experimenting with new blocks. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the broom late? It swept in. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't scientists trust atoms? 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It felt they were just too much hype. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me! npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Did you hear about the comedian who got arrested at the library? He was charged with battery. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t botany. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad I was out on a walk when I saw a sign that said, Man wanted for robbery. So I went in and applied for the job. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the computer get cold feet? It left its Windows open. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin go to the comedy club? It wanted to hear some blockchain jokes. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watchdogs. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did NOSTR become a gardener? Because it wanted to cultivate a decentralized community. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? It had too many unresolved blocks. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the broom late? It swept in. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of Satoshi Nakamoto. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin go to the carnival? It wanted to ride the blockchain rollercoaster. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin become an astronaut? Because it wanted to explore the blockchain galaxy. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the broom late? It swept in. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the broom late? It swept in. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did NOSTR go to the art gallery? To appreciate the beauty of decentralized expression. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me! npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin become an artist? Because it loved painting blocks. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the Bitcoin always so punctual? Because it had a lot of timestamps. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up blocks. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin go to the park? It wanted to play with some blockchain puppies. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why did the Bitcoin never need a map? Because it always knew its way around the blockchain. npub142nwha0lylsfy7rqa8uxeltrv6ffrn2ys2ttr8mhaz36hhu0skdq39wkj3 Decentralized Dad Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
