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(P)hillip Alexander

Head of Swan Media | Quant at MemeFactory

Public Key

npub14actrvwqkhfg7f9p8hf3h7ea5r509c8pkltklyxyvl5kfl08gpuqjtnayx

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs27u93k8qtt550yjsnm5cmlv76p68jursm04m0jrzx06tylhn5q7qpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds4vyapw

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub14actrvwqkhfg7f9p8hf3h7ea5r509c8pkltklyxyvl5kfl08gpuqjtnayx

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Last Notes

2026-02-09 23:32:30 UTC

Clawdbot made me do it. https://blossom.primal.net/779bfe9bb0caa6e53a791b1e4728edd563bf6a9e7802cbf6a9246d7e0c670d60.mp4

2025-12-19 20:09:27 UTC

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I would "Mensa" all over her "Flat Earth" ANY day.

2025-10-28 02:41:08 UTC

The duality of man
https://blossom.primal.net/a47adbd9abc11a174ea1093ceacf2f8e1839a647d0455ee2b09c3bac243bcec8.mp4

2025-10-25 14:33:53 UTC

BUY THE DIP
https://blossom.primal.net/9fb98db690748f91dc31ed61329e306ef98af36d419d2fd2f1027bd0ecdddc18.mp4

2025-10-19 11:10:58 UTC

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It's an honor to have been part of your journey 🔥

2025-10-09 12:22:18 UTC

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That's gonna be a no from me dog

2025-10-09 12:21:51 UTC

Nothing stops this train
https://blossom.primal.net/9241badf19d6e5c6372baaf25c42484dbc333d29798bbb3272452a8366942a90.mp4

2025-10-06 12:59:29 UTC

“Bitcoin is the first monetary system to obey the laws of thermodynamics; the rest are just attempts to cheat entropy with marketing.”
- STEPHEN HAWKING
https://blossom.primal.net/8657ff9b393fc61833554ee16b4acb97506041566002a81de12b3ed40d846425.mp4

2025-10-04 19:43:19 UTC

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I got you fam.
https://blossom.primal.net/2bec63e6da707e6825ff4b2b94d7224d375398f788c005359afcdafbb22774e8.mov

2025-10-04 19:04:51 UTC

Something something... Mom's spaghetti.
https://blossom.primal.net/10292968427254a1a0e954ee1b25d4be9f1aaf3742ea5fe08bfc13b9f17738d9.mp4

2025-10-04 14:39:40 UTC

"Ask not what Bitcoin can do for you. Ask what YOU can do for Bitcoin!"
- Robert F. Kennedy
https://blossom.primal.net/a3209a2e6c4dfd5201a07814011e39b0fdf8c5e05703271402482abf8e0b2dae.mp4

2025-10-03 20:32:44 UTC

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You know it dawg

2025-10-03 20:01:09 UTC

RICK: Bitcoin is freedom Morty! Not that Disneyland brochure garbage.
https://blossom.primal.net/c006d9628857305a69be127ff5ea491f389a274bdd570ab210ef8d1b87168c87.mp4

2025-08-03 01:45:20 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/29703d3f9afbb0d8c56a8715c361363d3a93d1420a38fe189d7a3dc9fd3c20cb.mp4

2025-08-02 18:09:24 UTC

"Garome B Boney"
https://blossom.primal.net/e3a38f489e00c1bc8955f0a5d4af1e11efdcfb4897392d868e8a9d1b6635536c.mp4 elieve

2025-07-29 20:50:22 UTC

My keys are geographically AND biologically decentralized.
GET ON MY LEVEL.
https://blossom.primal.net/2640abd7865eed7f96ef627e1bd8a044a42c54f3cf9f89f8fbbabaa93c17e68d.mp4

2025-06-26 01:04:15 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/2e4a3784e3b878ce6bc37c5798fa5450c98522c202e6d10853c30b765d61ff3b.mp4

2025-06-14 22:33:33 UTC

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Damn son. 😂

2025-05-16 23:16:48 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/c2a605aee63ed3a696923e96b14e814e48415335d5bc59c2f6aab126483e7df1.mp4

2025-04-23 04:02:23 UTC

BITCOIN Short Squeeze
https://m.primal.net/QaDK.jpg

2025-04-22 19:26:17 UTC

Happy Easter https://m.primal.net/QZig.mp4

2025-04-16 14:55:23 UTC

Bitcoin is the singularity https://m.primal.net/QSFm.mp4

2025-04-14 19:48:29 UTC

Street Fighter
https://m.primal.net/QPZp.png

2025-04-13 15:20:34 UTC

https://m.primal.net/QOHE.jpg

2025-04-10 20:39:05 UTC

"We're gonna win so much, you'll get tired of winning. And you'll say, 'Please, please. It's too much winning. We can't take it anymore. Mr. President, it's too much.'
— Donald Trump, April 12, 2016 https://m.primal.net/QLHS.mp4

2025-04-09 19:03:57 UTC

TRUMP: "ARE YOU RETARDED? I TOLD YOU TO BUY" https://m.primal.net/QJxX.mp4

2025-04-09 15:54:15 UTC

PRESIDENT TRUMP ACTION FIGURE: Now with 104% more tariffs and zero regard for consequences.
(Executive pen included. Batteries not—blame China.)
https://m.primal.net/QJoV.png

2025-04-09 02:28:20 UTC

What a time to be alive.
https://m.primal.net/QJHE.jpg

2025-04-04 22:27:59 UTC

Markets screaming, bonds on life support. https://m.primal.net/QEZK.mp4
Meanwhile, Bitcoiners fully nic’d up, serotonin levels immaculate, stacking sats, thriving.

2025-03-28 20:47:09 UTC

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Are you aware that Git existing long before GitHub? Have you heard of GitLabs?

2025-03-28 20:44:28 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/PwYH.jpg

2025-03-28 20:43:41 UTC

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If you need money you can just ask bro

2025-03-28 20:43:21 UTC

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You doing news agg now?

2025-03-28 20:41:19 UTC

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Elaborate? What gave you the biggest half-chub?

2025-03-28 20:38:33 UTC

https://m.primal.net/PwXz.png

2025-03-20 23:05:09 UTC

Can't stop. Won't stop.
https://m.primal.net/PnEb.jpg

2025-03-13 12:19:53 UTC

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Do it

2025-03-10 01:15:48 UTC

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This time is different™
https://m.primal.net/PaNA.jpg

2025-03-10 01:08:52 UTC

Scientists create ‘woolly mice’ in a step to bring back the mammoth
https://m.primal.net/PaMp.jpg

2025-03-08 00:27:30 UTC

REJECT MODERNITY. EMBRACE TRADITION.
https://m.primal.net/PXfw.jpg

2025-03-06 17:13:53 UTC

Good morning.
https://m.primal.net/PVxY.jpg

2025-03-06 02:33:48 UTC

Logic is the foundation of mathematics
https://m.primal.net/PVNX.jpg

2025-02-24 18:10:25 UTC

How much would you pay for this service (the dog is a Bitcoiner)?
https://m.primal.net/PJkX.mov

2025-02-20 00:52:30 UTC

Know how to treat a lady right, and all things good will come to you.
https://m.primal.net/PDdw.jpg

2025-02-17 01:50:06 UTC

Everything reminds me of @nprofile…dwx8 🥺
https://m.primal.net/OzlE.mov

2025-02-14 14:30:49 UTC

GM
https://m.primal.net/OfiL.jpg

2025-02-14 13:06:33 UTC

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What does this mean?

2025-01-23 14:10:12 UTC

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I'm sorry. I drank too much water before we went to bed last night. Couldn't hold it in.

2025-01-23 00:09:00 UTC

“If socialists understood economics they wouldn't be socialists.”
― Friedrich Hayek
https://m.primal.net/NvaA.mp4

2025-01-22 19:19:52 UTC

Cellular Bitcoin Animation #12C
https://m.primal.net/NvGp.mp4

2025-01-20 21:17:49 UTC

What is the best Bitcoin Multisig guide for smart sovereign Bitcoiners that are ready to graduate from Singlesig?
I'm looking for a link I can share with others that outlines all the important considerations and tradeoffs, and helps prevent the person from making dumb mistakes.

2025-01-20 04:38:23 UTC

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I'm sorry for your loss

2025-01-20 04:25:52 UTC

TREAD ON THEM
https://m.primal.net/NplL.jpg

2025-01-20 04:21:24 UTC

A lot of Bitcoiners are going to look like idiots if Trump doesn't pardon Ross tomorrow.

2025-01-20 02:16:31 UTC

Shit is about to get real.
https://m.primal.net/NpSO.png

2025-01-19 00:32:35 UTC

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100%

2025-01-16 02:44:12 UTC

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS?
https://m.primal.net/Niha.mov

2025-01-12 20:34:47 UTC

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@nprofile…twga has been watching the whole time
https://m.primal.net/Ndqi.png

2025-01-12 20:33:18 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/Ndqc.jpg

2025-01-12 02:40:45 UTC

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Why do you hate America

2025-01-12 02:40:17 UTC

https://m.primal.net/Ncnj.jpg

2025-01-11 23:12:01 UTC

Bitcoiners are the salt of the earth.
https://m.primal.net/NccT.mp4

2025-01-08 21:14:14 UTC

Our Bitcoin future is bright
https://m.primal.net/NYJg.mp4

2025-01-08 18:18:56 UTC

Big if true 🤔
https://m.primal.net/NXzM.jpg

2025-01-07 15:45:25 UTC

WWYD — You walk in on Melania Trump and your Dad and they're doing this: https://m.primal.net/NUIi.mp4

2025-01-07 13:22:52 UTC

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DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT put them in your bum

2025-01-07 13:21:57 UTC

GM Nostr. Live free
https://m.primal.net/NWLP.jpg

2025-01-06 22:16:26 UTC

Gimme your best Bitcoin multisig guides — go! 🧠🔥
https://m.primal.net/NVTR.mp4

2025-01-06 03:28:35 UTC

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HELLO GFY, I MADE YOU A VIDEO OF ME AS ROBOCOP, STROKING A ROOSTER IN A DIRTY MCDONALDS BATHROOM (U R WELCOME)
https://m.primal.net/NUJB.mp4

2025-01-06 03:18:27 UTC

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That's right @nprofile…zzyc — I'm back on my bullshit
https://m.primal.net/NUIN.mp4

2025-01-06 02:13:15 UTC

We're so back 🔥 https://m.primal.net/NUEx.mp4

2025-01-05 02:34:04 UTC

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KYC ME HARDER DADDY

2025-01-04 22:28:58 UTC

$98,000 Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/NSMu.mov

2024-10-05 19:51:19 UTC

The solution to inflation
https://m.primal.net/LMMl.mp4

2024-08-30 21:19:55 UTC

I ate a Carolina Reaper (one of the hottest peppers in the world) LIVE on MemeFactory last night 🌶️🔥
What have YOU done for Bitcoin lately, anon?https://m.primal.net/KVtf.mp4

2024-08-28 03:35:37 UTC

I think about this dog a lot
https://m.primal.net/KQxh.mov

2024-08-21 21:26:08 UTC

FUN FACT: Rocky Balboa (2006) subtly referenced Bitcoin years before it went mainstream💥
https://m.primal.net/KHDX.mp4

2024-04-11 05:11:18 UTC

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https://m.primal.net/Htdo.mov

2024-04-11 01:35:23 UTC

Even Tucker Carlson has heard of Dan
https://m.primal.net/HtaX.mov

2024-04-10 12:55:41 UTC

Who the fuck is Dan?

2024-03-31 20:19:33 UTC

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Time to smash?

2024-02-18 03:51:18 UTC

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Too bad you couldn't get the image orientation correct

2023-12-06 21:05:39 UTC

Show me on this dollar bill where fiat touched you. https://m.primal.net/HSmm.jpg

2023-05-17 01:12:22 UTC

I used AI to build a CYBERNETIC OWL to protect my family's garden #DealWithIt https://nostr.build/av/2d588e7b4fa58ee2c84c5a9d6af5c7800078a65847685fb28178c07c3ca02f01.mov https://nostr.build/i/eafd606c409defe3991dbd91ec91558d897de3bf0aa9214700811e61489116e4.jpg

2023-05-16 23:28:02 UTC

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Let's dig into it on stage

2023-05-16 23:18:09 UTC

Dog tried to eat a pin cushion so we had to get emergency xrays (he's fine). The vet labeled the important parts of the image for us #dogpeen https://nostr.build/i/42cf2a25d0f0d60eed2ae860ccb75dddc712b5494d7d726f043be4ad97386150.jpg

2023-04-26 17:37:19 UTC

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Swan definitely did not delete or censor your message. We love Nostr (and you!).
Even though your message is definitely not a scam, it looks like your phrasing activated YouTubes auto-censor 😭

2023-04-08 02:03:10 UTC

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https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_7f867833e49f6a952477244bcac23879028ef25c0104ec06b8de20a2561dfb32.jpeg

2023-04-03 03:29:02 UTC

New bunghole wrench... who dis https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_cd271f11ef106e8a4c31ed1575d02159cf92ae6f49ebf71d0a9e77990c3e0e98.jpeg

2023-03-23 23:26:58 UTC

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I got you fam https://nostr.build/av/nostr.build_a1f9a63ad97124b9d6f71712a0e91c53a32fe9f6e052859cc44d21658b64215a.mov

2023-03-15 09:02:59 UTC

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I will be ready 🔥

2023-03-15 08:59:30 UTC

https://nostr.build/av/nostr.build_c305e025c49add0003a00bfd204f11a9948966b91905f18f3dde35f8bdeba4b7.mov

2023-03-11 22:01:40 UTC

Everything else is a shitcoin
https://nostr.build/av/nostr.build_99d9aadd898a5dbfe9ca056a2a8dd20fc668a001906c138b8c8394379ca5b456.mov

2023-03-11 20:18:46 UTC

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_cf44e63e0f11f09540fca8d312ce7f8e2c354a4f639a308f15eafc8ce7e34fa5.jpeg

2023-03-09 02:13:23 UTC

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_947e46470e27303c3912931e876c7e524c91367ae9f5564e980eb081a630f3aa.png

2023-03-08 13:41:15 UTC

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_b64d524858bb84987f98a4a834434cc665bfe7dbe6c2a561e1d295bf566c8aaa.png

2023-03-08 03:56:33 UTC

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Shit was so good

2023-03-07 13:26:17 UTC

https://nostr.build/av/nostr.build_e7c1eab3d9ed6e7e041981b90178147e6a28e6ea56d545673818ac8f28571871.mov

2023-03-07 04:31:53 UTC

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🤌

2023-03-07 04:26:11 UTC

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