Clown

It's a clown world and you're living in it.

Public Key

npub14cm6dy62hgm0huaq8ahwauscdmtvu5ked48cv7gqhzzhd62za2lqd9dfuc

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2026-04-06 18:45:05 CEST

Just saw someone had a sticker of a Yeti cooler on their back window. Why in the hell would a cooler mean so much to you that you would put a sticker of it on the back window of your truck? It makes no sense to me. You may as well put a sticker of your favorite dildo company, you dumbass.

2026-04-06 14:54:38 CEST

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I'm proud to be a Goyim for at least I know I'm ...

2026-04-06 13:12:14 CEST

That fuck around and find out look.
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2026-04-01 18:42:08 CEST

What if @npub18x7…wqs3 is actually Mark Zuckerberg's burner account?

2026-03-31 19:26:14 CEST

It's the last day of the month, you fucking freeloaders, and the monthly donations for Decayable are in the dumps.
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2026-03-26 16:14:33 CET

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I always liked Pixie. I miss the Finger Puppet too.

2026-03-26 15:57:36 CET

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Is Hulson dead?

2026-03-26 15:48:27 CET

Is the Ignorant Hussy still around the Fediverse under a different name?

2026-03-23 15:44:42 CET

https://decayable.ink/media/d8a282d81022267040e7ed512b20403503b7db692d012f0d9ca68417327982c1.gif

2026-03-13 17:12:21 CET

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2026-02-24 13:12:25 CET

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If our psychiatrist only knew about this.

2026-02-24 13:10:40 CET

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None.
Oh wait, wrong clown. Nevermind.

2026-02-21 17:32:24 CET

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Yours didn't work for me just now either.

2026-02-21 17:24:23 CET

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It just worked. I had two copies of it that looked the same. Maybe there was something up with one of them.

2026-02-21 17:22:01 CET

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It's the same file I originally had. Says 1.4 mb.

2026-02-21 17:18:50 CET

When I go to try to change my profile photo as soon as I hit save I get an error message. It's not big deal just wondering if it's an issue on my end or not.
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2026-02-15 04:29:33 CET

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2026-01-30 20:29:35 CET

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I was able to get mine with very little debt. They aren't for everyone, but they can open up doors that are financially lucrative and good careers. I wouldn't discourage everyone starting out now from pursuing one, but I certainly wouldn't recommend taking on heavy debt for it or going for something useless. There are ways to get the paper without debt and corruption of the mind.

2026-01-30 20:14:23 CET

Bro, your so-called advanced degree is completely unrelated to our industry not to mention it was a theological studies program from a hardcore evangelical college.
You're not an intellectual.
You're an insufferable dumbass.

2025-11-26 19:44:30 CET

You should.
https://decayable.ink/media/2f618840d3e7462d15ab1f19899837eece67c4ec2f961b0f136e2086a5d6cfac.jpg

2025-10-16 13:57:46 CEST

Those tattoos are disgusting...but I like the undies.
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2025-09-09 03:51:42 CEST

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I definitely do.

2025-08-28 03:38:27 CEST

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2025-08-28 03:36:13 CEST

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2025-08-07 18:32:07 CEST

You son of a bitch.

2025-08-06 15:03:09 CEST

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Don't tell our secrets, Clown 🤡

2025-07-23 16:28:29 CEST

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Is she still doing the prison penpal thing with those guys? How many conjugal visits has she made?

2025-07-23 16:17:10 CEST

Uh oh!
Now Decayable has received a subpoena from the Manitoba Human Rights Commission.

2025-07-02 14:34:30 CEST

Hey guys, follow my new account over on Volk.
https://decayable.ink/media/735d66c070e610f80e6a961d0fdbcf4eb6143978822314f7394fda0230997b54.jpg

2025-07-02 14:01:10 CEST

@Clown is completely AI generated content.

2025-07-02 05:10:08 CEST

Goodnight. Sleep tight.
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2025-06-25 00:58:55 CEST

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Indeed he has. Clown enters the chat.

2025-06-10 04:15:00 CEST

I paid for a year of DecayablePRO, so why am I still having to turn off my VPN? And not only that, but now it says decayable.ink needs to know my location. This is bullshit! But when a clown needs to shitpost a clown needs to shitpost. Opsec be damned.

2025-06-10 03:40:21 CEST

Send in the clowns.

2025-05-28 05:04:13 CEST

https://decayable.ink/media/f239a27b94500911e8606f250605f60d4785500e052def49e10fd32d274b1077.jpg

2025-05-27 04:10:27 CEST

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2025-04-23 17:45:14 CEST

Honk

2025-04-06 01:13:39 CEST

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2025-04-04 14:16:43 CEST

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You should see the reaction that opening a bag of Doritos brings out in them when they haven't eaten in a week.

2025-04-04 14:08:49 CEST

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They certainly do. And you get unconditional love and obedience when high voltage is crackling in the air.

2025-04-04 13:12:44 CEST

You should see what it does the women chained up in my basement.
#note1w0l…g8c0

2025-03-26 04:01:17 CET

Sleep tight
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2025-03-25 15:42:52 CET

I just completed my annual decayable.ink sexual harassment training.

2025-03-22 02:59:08 CET

That feeling when your Fediverse posts don't get many reactions.
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2025-03-20 12:30:50 CET

Ladies can't resist the clown.
https://decayable.ink/media/fed39e53ec255432d7d1e59b972e3339bf6ca303618959d80913d6cf5b04ff73.jpeg

2025-03-19 01:40:30 CET

Wanna come hang out in my basement?
https://decayable.ink/media/f7913d4a81cb7ac8d8a1f4bac83ca409161fce985eb06c6d07dca72377aff56c.jpg

2025-03-18 16:46:17 CET

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If you say so.
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2025-03-17 22:54:56 CET

Having fun in the parade 🍀
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2025-03-17 00:46:25 CET

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Speaking of hornt
https://decayable.ink/media/ace11c515016ec968ea4e4cf71fe82a1c3f9d24e54479787f0f7fe85940b3709.jpg

2025-03-17 00:45:06 CET

Don't say a word. You're mine now.
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2025-03-16 03:51:29 CET

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Did someone say prolapse?
https://decayable.ink/media/93db5503ad0592dc6aa1a7cbc227eeb9e5037d57e6c9d892a212d1fb2d77fc6e.jpg

2025-03-16 00:18:41 CET

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Was the waitress hot?

2025-03-15 23:58:54 CET

Cover me! I'm going in!
https://decayable.ink/media/88ed344585a48dafd5e039ef1812e8ecd062ca4a18bd8ad0f6504e00a7e54cca.mp4

2025-03-15 23:55:38 CET

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Hahaha, just watched Frank kick my ass...but at least I put up a good fight. Thanks to whoever decided to include me. That's was great. I wish I had caught it live.

2025-03-15 16:48:45 CET

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Thanks! I'm going to watch it later today.

2025-03-15 16:26:41 CET

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Good morning, Shroom Mother! I unfortunately didn't see it.

2025-03-15 16:20:10 CET

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I'm a playable clown to be honest.
Definitely not an NPC.

2025-03-15 16:18:54 CET

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Well hello. You called?

2025-01-18 01:11:50 CET

What a fucking circus.

2025-01-15 00:07:42 CET

I'm not sure that I would feel comfortable eating chips made by some guy on Gab. I can't say I'd trust the cleanliness of the process. Nothing against the guy personally, but I don't eat food from internet people.

2025-01-03 21:35:59 CET

That feeling when the weekend is near.
https://decayable.ink/media/951fc040f815f0852f60397d147866f8bce07ff58ee26cf16ace95e99d98668d.jpg

2024-12-25 23:12:19 CET

Merry Christmas.
Come in.
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2024-12-22 18:39:14 CET

Clowns never decay,
we simply fade away.

2024-12-16 04:23:44 CET

You'll read about this guy
in the news again someday.
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2024-11-07 13:14:20 CET

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What about a GM for a C who isn't NP?

2024-11-07 03:27:33 CET

They act like it's an insult.
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2024-11-03 20:18:49 CET

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Who needs that cuddle?
https://decayable.ink/media/0db7553a3cfe6ff3bf476d741ab26bf1921e01291adc1f921e893be214712907.jpg

2024-10-28 22:09:44 CET

The world needs more clowns.

2024-10-28 16:59:26 CET

Decayable or Death!!!
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2024-10-24 04:39:13 CEST

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Believe what you wish, but I'm not him. Carry on.

2024-10-24 04:37:56 CEST

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I'm not the npc clown. I'm my own clown.

2024-10-24 04:36:27 CEST

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Been giving clowns a bad name since 1989.

2024-10-22 20:48:05 CEST

I hate when someone you have been internet friends with for many years goes and acts like a dumbass towards one of your shitposting alts. It's hard to overlook.

2024-10-22 20:43:48 CEST

I'm doxing, guys! Well, we know what @npub1dc4…f55l's real name is now.
Magic the Faggot Penguin lived by the sea.
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2024-10-21 13:11:58 CEST

Clown is almost to 100 followers.
There will be quite a celebration in the circus on that day.

2024-10-19 00:35:06 CEST

What would you do if you were wilderness camping and a clown approached your campsite?

2024-10-16 15:43:47 CEST

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We're talking about Emma, right?

2024-10-16 15:43:05 CEST

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I'm trying to slide into something alright.

2024-10-14 04:04:08 CEST

Wanna come to the circus?
https://decayable.ink/media/eca3a110732cd1c10eb3a8d3bb5f9409024ed7d7ff55658ad697b744bd5127e2.jpg

2024-10-14 03:32:12 CEST

Good thing Decayable servers are secure.

2024-10-04 22:10:55 CEST

I just want to leave it all behind and live my life as a clown.

2024-09-17 14:23:36 CEST

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2024-09-09 18:22:17 CEST

I finally got rid of the "good morning, how was your day?, goodnight" texts.

2024-08-20 02:55:31 CEST

How many fucking times can a person ask someone "how was your day"? I'm not answering that pointless shit anymore. Say something interesting of substance or shut the fuck up.