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2026-08-06 12:37:08 UTC

All one needs to do to explain ‘inflation’ is hold up a list of what has exploded in price next to a list of what is allowed to be purchased with EBT cards.

2026-07-29 20:29:03 UTC

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As someone who nearly wound up with my family living in a box for refusing an unnecessary gene therapy that didn’t work, the ‘better than nothing’ narrative strikes me as a bit thin.
Too many people went along with all this shit 6 years ago and the bill hasn’t even matured yet.

2026-07-29 17:57:22 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/004/555/838/171/641/original/3414802e3417ceb2.jpeg

2026-07-29 17:44:39 UTC

Rand Paul is a grandstanding faggot.

2026-07-29 12:34:26 UTC

Is it just me or were all these people just fine with data centers until about a year ago?
What changed?

2026-07-25 05:08:51 UTC

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Getting fucked in the ass by big Mike will do that to ya.

2026-07-22 02:44:18 UTC

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It’s the going after George part.
That’s what kills me.
They don’t get that they are ALL as rich as Jerry.

2026-07-22 01:57:27 UTC

In a move that should make this site happy, the systematic cancellation of Seinfeld has begun.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/961/145/141/977/853/original/7e441f7f43bc9878.jpeg

2026-06-17 17:48:30 UTC

As of today, I do not consider invading the UK and overthrowing its government to be an extreme position.

2026-06-12 11:20:30 UTC

We declared independence from Europe for a reason.
It’s just taken 250 years to play out.

2026-05-27 03:08:33 UTC

Just want to point out the Irish reaction to being slaves was to become corrupt cops.

2026-05-16 18:25:38 UTC

This the one that made me chuckle.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/585/656/074/357/738/original/92a680bf1fb69c1d.jpeg

2026-04-23 17:55:24 UTC

It’s funny to even see Trump dance around the actual problem with Iran.
It’s not that they might have the bomb.
It’s that they’re a bunch of untrustworthy sand niggers who might have the bomb.

2026-04-14 20:24:16 UTC

Not really my take, but I’m surprised that the theory that the Jews took out Swalwell for being anti Iran war hasn’t gotten traction.

2026-03-20 15:21:00 UTC

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They’re gonna rename all those streets and schools after some Somali aren’t they?

2026-02-22 19:15:54 UTC

Wanna bet this new Xbox ceo is just an AI bot?

2026-02-11 00:42:18 UTC

Once again they’re leaving out that Courtney killed Kurt on behalf of Pearl Jam so that fucking horrible awful band would be the last Seattle band left so as to preserve the monopoly that AOR rock has over the music business to this very day.
This has been my Ned chat.

2026-02-08 03:27:01 UTC

The best way to make a democrat glitch out is to tell them you also hate Reagan and explain why.

2026-02-05 18:27:56 UTC

Tweet of the day.
A particularly brutal one IMO.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/019/434/143/128/523/original/17237cba6cfbc089.jpeg

2026-02-04 00:32:31 UTC

The problem is hiding in plain sight.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/009/542/516/517/753/original/a057eae5b2f61a1c.jpeg

2026-01-29 16:25:27 UTC

My submission for most irritating thing:
Los Angeles millionaires saying fuck the police and expressing support for the Minnesota protestors.

2026-01-29 02:18:04 UTC

My sides.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/975/983/812/509/623/original/7e356832c02a27da.jpeg

2026-01-25 06:27:17 UTC

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You had me at Lazy Thinking.
Faggot

2026-01-25 05:05:07 UTC

Clearly the two sides are this:
1. The commies wanting to make a big ol’ mess and stop the feds.
2. The right wingers wanting to figure out a way to justify shooting the fuck out of the commies.

2026-01-08 01:16:38 UTC

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Perhaps.
I don't think it's relevant.
Upper middle class white women with white kids are more responsible for this mess than anyone.

2026-01-08 01:10:09 UTC

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I leaving the kids out of it.
Not their fault their mom went nuts.

2026-01-08 01:09:25 UTC

The thing that got me about the video wasn't the shot.
It was the wheelspin.
This bitch floored it.

2026-01-08 01:05:14 UTC

Well my assumption the chick was black is wrong.
No riots today friends.

2026-01-03 16:39:46 UTC

Best tweet:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/832/152/393/199/216/original/45aff06de1e7d7a1.jpg

2026-01-03 16:33:22 UTC

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What?

2026-01-03 16:28:57 UTC

Bondi on Maduro:
“They will soon face the full wrath of American justice on American soil in American courts.”
We're going to give him a day care center?

2025-12-20 16:15:47 UTC

My question is how many other 'Epsteins' are there?

2025-12-09 07:02:49 UTC

The bot just told me what's happening next week.
No wonder Elon is pissed.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/688/326/282/209/210/original/903cf78383de6c05.jpg

2025-12-05 16:24:18 UTC

Warner and Netflix deserve each other.
I say let it go through.

2025-11-13 05:20:05 UTC

Hang on.
FUTA?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/540/701/345/505/266/original/baea4385b8e198d8.jpg

2025-11-05 04:45:34 UTC

Now to see if Trump answers for the 40 percent of CA that is now disenfranchised.
I doubt it.
The GOP can go fuck itself.

2025-11-01 04:32:35 UTC

Exactly zero trick or treaters in my neighborhood.
That's rich people bullshit.

2025-10-31 20:22:13 UTC

This is the result of all the Biden era lawfare.
Judges who have been convinced they are the ones in charge.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/470/639/584/964/533/original/5369db9d88a698ce.jpg

2025-10-25 15:21:49 UTC

If turning off SNAP is what reveals the true nature of these people, then so be it.

2025-10-24 01:51:56 UTC

EMG is the greatest pickup manufacturer in existence.

2025-10-22 01:08:37 UTC

Just stood in a Costco line behind three immigrants splitting the bill.
Each had a stack of identical debit cards that they shuffled through.
No, they weren't doordash drivers.

2025-10-20 18:04:49 UTC

The Trannys have convinced themselves that everyone else wants them dead (deadnaming is the term for a reason) and take action based on that hallucination.
Add weed, social media, and firearms, and here we are.

2025-10-17 05:32:14 UTC

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By volume.

2025-10-17 04:48:14 UTC

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Kiss is/was the biggest fag band in history.

2025-10-12 02:55:20 UTC

For today's bingo card, we got Katy being the beard for Fidel Jr.
Any winners?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/358/939/042/658/481/original/d3697230635eee2f.jpg

2025-10-06 23:53:59 UTC

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Arrest them.
Don't pull a Lincoln and federalize them.

2025-10-05 16:19:43 UTC

Guess Japan is about to demonstrate what could have happened if Thatcher had been put in charge of a country that can actually produce something.

2025-10-02 02:33:57 UTC

How to make someone blink repeatedly at you:
Tell them that the United States is the only country on earth that does not need it's government to function.
Be warned, you'll start to hear it after a while. Have booze of choice handy.

2025-09-29 04:20:01 UTC

The hilarity of living 5 minutes away from a major west coast military base surrounded by illegals and homeless is not lost on me on a daily fucking basis, not it's not.

2025-09-23 12:25:54 UTC

Used to know a paramedic. Would tell me stuff.
If someone swallowed a bottle of Advil, they'd take them to get a stomach pump.
If someone swallowed a bottle of Tylenol, they'd call the coroner.

2025-09-22 17:46:12 UTC

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Makes sense if (s)he's proud of he(r) surgeon.

2025-09-17 03:30:00 UTC

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Written by Autopen?

2025-09-15 18:09:05 UTC

Just for my own amusement:
Who supports Israel more?
(In terms of money and political capital. I don't care about what dumbshit college students have to say.)

2025-09-07 15:42:55 UTC

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Translation:
'Why be given a fuck cuz it sum white bitch.'

2025-09-07 00:28:11 UTC

'Why didn't anyone on the train do anything?'
Exhibit A:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/160/179/668/624/947/original/27aa2cab7fbaa9e5.jpg

2025-09-05 04:10:13 UTC

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Another thought is to loosen things and encourage everyone else to be armed.
Make em think twice.

2025-09-05 00:17:13 UTC

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Since I'm feeling white pilled today, I'm gonna suggest that this is a ploy to get a court to establish prescident against mental aptitude as a determinant for owning firearms.
Which is always an election away from being turned against the last people.
Might kill it dead.
(Takes swig of vodka.)

2025-09-03 17:44:06 UTC

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This is a shot at the Fed.
Income tax is the collateral for all the borrowing.

2025-09-03 11:47:04 UTC

'It's because all the red states around us are giving us the guns to shoot each other with...'
Is certainly a strategy.
🤪
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/140/195/516/973/651/original/3de750455410fa62.jpg

2025-08-28 12:29:41 UTC

An enjoyable take.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/106/393/634/014/710/original/94c452c988fb0652.jpg

2025-08-22 17:37:19 UTC

Anyone know where I can get one of these?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/073/629/497/410/083/original/3ae8a189784ef8b0.jpg

2025-08-22 11:09:03 UTC

I say Troon.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/072/102/681/242/677/original/7f13c302a5835945.jpg

2025-08-05 17:49:34 UTC

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I bigly doubt Blackrock pays property tax.

2025-07-30 12:40:49 UTC

So is the idea to convince women to dress like Jay Leno?

2025-07-23 17:35:46 UTC

You will own nothing and be happy.
Especially if we burn it down first.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/californias-fraudulent-disaster-recovery-land-grab

2025-07-22 23:51:11 UTC

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We used to be a proper country.

2025-07-22 17:39:28 UTC

True story.
She saw a clip of the interview, turned to me and said, Who the fuck is this guy?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/898/106/086/925/310/original/79adcfeb1b7956e2.jpg

2025-07-10 15:24:20 UTC

The real test is if the democrats start bitching about the epstein cover up.

2025-06-25 17:51:52 UTC

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Wouldn't it be something if the first thing this guy does is shut down Broadway and throw all of them off the top of the empire state building?

2025-03-05 19:06:29 UTC

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This article left out the part about this specifically applying to the previously performed work under the order.
Trump and Co are free to cut off any future commitments.
IMO, too much is being made of this. Distraction.

2025-03-04 18:36:48 UTC

BOTG:
My employer imports componentry of various sorts from Asian countries.
Almost all of the suppliers are eating the tariffs.
And the ones who aren't are splitting the cost.
And my employer is taking advantage of the situation to raise prices.
Hope that helps explain things.

2025-02-21 16:18:20 UTC

Headline of the day goes to Zero Hedge:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/042/778/253/201/473/original/437fd341512f30bd.jpg

2025-02-20 21:20:02 UTC

The only based thing Kash could do is dissolve that agency to nothing.
Anything else is hot air.

2025-02-18 19:02:42 UTC

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People at the top are the only way .00005 of the population gets to dictate education policy.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

2025-02-18 03:08:54 UTC

I make a clever Rush joke and... Nothing.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/022/686/889/762/148/original/b92a882293710fe0.jpg

2025-02-14 18:58:29 UTC

I predict a completely race and gender swapped cast, in search of their fathers.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/003/768/278/613/305/original/78faf82e85ae4ef4.jpg

2025-02-14 01:35:48 UTC

The Big Balls move now is to ban the pharma advertising anyway.

2025-02-13 04:29:24 UTC

Still have open boxes waiting for checkmarks next to the following:
⬜ The fucking shot.
⬜ McConnell's security detail
⬜ Guillotines for the people responsible for the covid response
⬜ Reparations for those that lost their livelihoods because of...
⬜ THE FUCKING SHOT
(That dumb meme of the skeleton on the bench.)

2025-02-10 12:02:49 UTC

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The red one.
The other three can't exist without it.

2025-01-29 04:30:51 UTC

Apparently y'all don't think the secret Tulsi vote is actually a good thing.
Alrighty then.

2025-01-20 19:00:16 UTC

Huh.
He pardoned Leonard Peltier.

2025-01-16 02:54:04 UTC

Biden trying to pull an Eisenhower is quite funny.

2025-01-10 00:52:47 UTC

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A subject of much discussion, but ultimately not relevant.
What needs to happen here is the voters that made all of this happen find out what they have actually been voting for.
And that's a 50/50 at best.

2025-01-09 21:20:39 UTC

I'm predicting a narrative that some 'right wing nutjob' set these fires.
Have to keep these soon to be republican voters from flipping.
Y'all should see Adam Carollas rant about this today BTW.

2025-01-08 00:53:16 UTC

Wildfire starts upwind of a wealthy area that happens to be surrounded by homeless people right before a predicted wind event and nobody asks why, rather the climate change connnnverrrsayshun starts up.
Be fun to figure out who's shorting CA property these days.
And spare me the, 'It's the Jews, dumbass,' line.
I work for several Jew property owners and this is the last thing they want.
They need the goy renters.

2025-01-01 23:07:33 UTC

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A towel is a towel....

2025-01-01 22:14:40 UTC

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I have a Don't Panic magnet next to my desk.
You better know where your towel is.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/755/401/650/754/098/original/a30409caeeb0b94d.mp4

2025-01-01 21:46:21 UTC

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Ahem...
It's not supposed to rhyme.

2025-01-01 21:26:39 UTC

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Commies are the Vogons.
It's not that they're unbeatable.
It's that they run everything.

2025-01-01 20:43:36 UTC

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I don't think it's even a cycle anymore.
More like, Don't get rid of us or else we release the hounds.

2024-12-28 22:40:56 UTC

Nice to know my choice to stay in the trades VS college was the right one. Thanks Don.

2024-12-28 15:27:17 UTC

Eric Weinstein has been a wishy washy douche at times, but he wrote a helluva paper on the H1B situation a while back.
PDF link: https://t.co/JHnSRfWcwC
@npub157s…2uh8

2024-12-28 06:35:17 UTC

This H1-B discussion is starting to take on a People's Front Of Judea feel.

2024-12-24 20:50:39 UTC

On the one hand, the holidays have brought me the flu.
On the other hand, I am now stuck playing video games and watching TV for the next few days.
Too bad.

2024-12-22 01:20:00 UTC

The Germans don't know how to do propaganda properly.
Which is why we only hear about the ovens today.

2024-12-11 13:42:22 UTC

The pharmacists are all jiddy that they are protected from liability for ANOTHER 5 YEARS.
https://www.pharmacist.com/APhA-Press-Releases/hhs-extends-federal-authority-consistent-with-apha-request-for-pharmacy-personnel-to-independently-administer-vaccines-and-test-to-treat-services-through-2029
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/634/478/542/141/706/original/25370850b1ff9fdf.jpg

2024-12-02 16:24:57 UTC

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The meltdown from either of those happening would be quite the sight to see.
Don't think Joe will be doing that, however.

2024-12-02 13:32:38 UTC

Kinda early to be issuing pardon, yes?
Who's next?

2024-11-15 03:02:32 UTC

Well, at least someone I voted for got in there.

2024-11-14 16:20:41 UTC

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This was also good.
https://theonion.com/hr-sends-out-reminder-email-about-not-scrawling-reveng-1819576930/