The fediverse's very own pocket-sized agent of chaos, horniness and violence. ***Posts older than one day will automatically change to Private. Only followers can read them at that point.*** ***I will only accept follower requests from ACTIVE profiles that have PFPs and completed bios.*** Pronouns: She/Her ♀️ Race/Ethnicity: :amerijap:
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Last Notes npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル I'd probably be turned off, but not by your kinks. :smugcat: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル There are levels of sluttiness: $[fg.color=eb6f92 Level 1:] ICE CROTCH. _You could keep your beer cool between those thighs._ $[fg.color=eb6f92 Level 2:] BORING. _Average in all senses._ $[fg.color=eb6f92 Level 3:] KINKY. _Your kink catalogue is growing._ $[fg.color=eb6f92 Level 4:] PERVERTED. _You have some eyebrow_-_raising kinks and are not ashamed to admit it._ $[fg.color=eb6f92 Level 5:] PEDI-CERTIFIED. _Welcome home, you depraved son_-_of_-_a_-_bitch._ $[fg.color=eb6f92 Level 6:] XEFFY. _Your boundless appetite for debauchery makes Chester blush, Leme cry and Maple applaud._ npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Forgotten puppy? :monkahmm: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Since when are human beings prone to doing things that are healthy for them? npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Cold hands are only permitted down your boyfriend's pants, and that's only because it's hilarious. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Cold hands on boobs. :cry_angry: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル I might have joked about hand bras, but there is something legitimately relaxing and soothing about having someone hold your boobs for you. Especially if you're sleepy. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル I assumed your comment was more angled towards a lack of adult interest in general. :anthink: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Pretty much. I didn't really start on anime until after high school, and I'm early twenties now. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル I'm an adult and a fan. :menherawave: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル When did my post about my morning antics become a damn TCOAL discussion? :angryskele: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Good morning, love. https://denpa.agency/files/2b70b0b7-761d-4da4-ab15-1e3b63528ca7.webp npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Then you can wear the dog collar I once bought for myself. It would be the only one of my collars that would fit someone else (my neck is small, and my chokers were chosen to fit). npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Doesn't matter. Yes or no? :posse_smile: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Only if you wear a collar of my choosing. :smug: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Anime with Maple and baked goods. :KonataHappy: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル I have small hands, but my grip strength is impressive. :blobyeengrin: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル I would choke the shit out you while you did, y'know. Try and stop yourself from stroking one too many times when your vision is going blurry and your head's spinning. :peacock_nod: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル No? I didn't think so. :ArcticFoxHappy: Now get to playing with yourself, slut. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル You can say no if you want. Go right ahead. :otaku_smile: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Don't make me laugh. I've seen more dominant Canadians. :flan_laugh: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル You'd fail immediately anyways. :flan_laugh: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Someone else looking for a cum ban? :02laugh: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル She'll be _fiiiiiiiine._ npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Close. The correct answer for full points is: "whatever length you decide to hammer down my whore throat, Maple." https://denpa.agency/files/1996442c-84d6-4ad8-bb2f-d904d8f86d63.webp npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Wrong answer. Try again. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Also, what length can you swallow without gagging? npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Just so you know, those same boobs are being played with right now, and I'm hugging @xeffy's plushie into them. :neuroevilsmug: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル You could've taken a boob pic into that shower with you. :shrug_akko: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル I've dropped to 95 lbs. My friend pointed out that some rottweilers weigh more than me. I need to get back up to 97-98 lbs. Active running keeps me from getting much higher than that. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル All. I need to put on a few pounds. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Yes please. :buncomfy1: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル I've moved my run from this morning to tomorrow - I already had a run planned, but I'll just go double distance or time, depending on what I feel like. Today, I have zero intention of getting out of bed. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Well this conversation is a downer. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Serves me well enough. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Blow your load out instead. :KonataHappy: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Earn it. :smug: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Goon past the goon headaches and it'll get better. I promise. :ArcticFoxPure: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Hell no. I get fucked, I don't do the fucking. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Gooning will help with that. :headnod: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Someone should just force a cock down your throat. Make you take it. You'll end up loving it. :floofSmug_256: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Repetition. Need to train your throat to accept it so you smother your gag reflex. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Can't handle a bit of throat fuckery? :floofSmug_256: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル A good representation of Maple's head game. It's less smooth than this when I do it with Hideki, however, since the flare is harder to ram down my throat than a standard human-shaped dildo. https://denpa.agency/files/f953d2a3-f2ff-4fdf-b23b-1e13cab4e6bd.mp4 npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Okay, someone _needs_ to invent dolls that work like this. Then we can leave ours in places where they'll be picked up and fucked. https://denpa.agency/files/28148c31-477d-49fe-be65-d4bca79df113.webp npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Shut up, slut. :hsmug: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル To get back to where I was. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Followers. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Only 1132 more to go. :KonataHappy: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル You think _this_ is mean? Oh, Sweets, you summer child... npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル You assume you're the subject of my yandere obsession. :floofSmug_256: There's only one person who currently is, and it definitely isn't some new convert who has yet to prove their devotion. :shrug_akko: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Oh, sweetie... I won't be the one raping you. :floofSmug_256: I'll be letting others pay me to use you while you're vulnerable. In every hole. :devilish: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Date rape drug. You're gonna get date raped. :ina_nod: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Wait until after you've drank it to say that. :devilish: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル It'll do. I'll make you hot chocolate. :bunrunq: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Couple it with cramps and I'll give you a hot chocolate in camaraderie. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル You don't read my profile at all, I'm guessing. :doge_laugh: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル You think I can? I can understand exactly two languages, and neither is whatever that was. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Benefits of being "exotic", female, small, and goth - I can eventually find someone to take an interest in me when I hang around in the right places long enough. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Fucking cheater. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Oh, I won't be sexless for anywhere near that time. If I want sex, and don't care about who I get it from, I could have it - either through a casual hook up, or my ex-FWB. But I'm holding out for a bit longer for something better, I think. npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Get in the van. :chino_gun: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル I really need to get laid. This dry spell is driving me fucking crazy. :cry_konata: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル 拒否は死を意味する :cockgun: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル There's some bitch outside my window who's dry heaving like she's trying to deepthroat an elephant, and then giggling about it. :yuudachi_tired: Bitch, just suffocate and die already. Some of us have better things to do than listen to you try to imitate being human. :akko_eew: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル _Compliments you. Supports your life choices. Holds your hand. Calls you cute._ :noa_lewd: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル I have some short story pieces I wrote it you'd like to read them, done from the POV of me as a yandere. :gutsevil: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル You're going to get tied up in my basement. :blobyeengrin: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル I need a guy to fuck me like Widowmaker fucks that flashlight. :meru_drool: https://denpa.agency/files/5b691fba-42d0-4038-a5ad-d68905128aa8.gif https://denpa.agency/files/d5cf12c6-5a14-4575-9c42-cc697aa1b24a.gif https://denpa.agency/files/a1ed9b26-5cd4-4a5b-9b83-654374b2dcc8.gif npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Way to ruin milk for me. :akko_eew: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル Yandere and proud. :tomoko_grin: npub14p3cz6rt8ya7car2x8rg8czk29j0wn0qf2rfhts0fj85qu9txhfsr8gf6m メイプル I want that outfit.