Matty-kun

Christ is King
Apologetically imperfect
Shitpost extraordinaire
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Last Notes

2026-04-11 19:02:18 CEST

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Daaaaaaam 🦫

2026-04-08 18:36:39 CEST

shall I mow my lawn today or kill myself with a shotgun

2026-01-18 21:47:34 CET

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>he posted the RTMP URL and not the stream link

2025-12-31 16:47:40 CET

Andrew Torba is desperately buying domains and vibe coding websites in hopes of driving traffic and revenue to his platform. In other words, he's stealing my bit.
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2025-11-27 22:53:09 CET

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It's almost definitely not fam.

2025-11-18 23:52:59 CET

Absolutely RAPED and IMPREGNATED my traps and shoulders today

2025-11-07 16:52:28 CET

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No, you're just on such an old version of Pleroma or Rebased that some shit don't be working on your end.

2025-10-10 00:10:50 CEST

I tell you what man when the liberals win 2028 they are gonna fuckin kill us LMAO

2025-09-24 18:01:02 CEST

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2025-09-18 19:50:56 CEST

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I'm not going to hold my breath. Whatever mostly-ineffectual stuff he gets done during this term will be immediately rescinded in 2028. It's all just a big joke. Republicans won't even get off their ass to restore our gun rights - just like in 2016. They control all the house and senate and presidency but they sit there twiddling their thumbs until it's time to sell tee shirts or campaign for re-election or give seven trillion dollars to Israel.
It's all so fake and gay, man.

2025-09-16 15:26:48 CEST

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Last time I did caffeine pills I almost fuckin died. Not sure if I got some bum shit or what but I couldn't breathe well. It was terrible.

2025-09-04 18:52:50 CEST

Redesigning the navigation layout in the shop project because top navigation bars are just so last century

2025-08-30 00:14:34 CEST

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My nigga have you ever sat down after leg day - let alone stood back up?

2025-08-29 23:17:01 CEST

We have been just under $600 on our funding goal for the last like three months and it's pissing me off. I might just up my own contribution.

2025-08-09 01:09:25 CEST

GPT 5 has been added to [NCAI](https://nicecrew.ai) for NCAI Professional+ subscribers.
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2025-08-06 00:11:22 CEST

When I am Fuhrer, anyone who charges $20 for a small bag of beef jerky is getting fuckin gassed

2025-07-26 19:08:46 CEST

Watching Solo Leveling since I heard about it. Seems interesting so far.

2025-07-04 04:52:08 CEST

Decided to take another dose but instead of mixing it with water I just dropped the drops under my tongue and now my lips, tongue and teeth are blue.
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die :bellydance:
#note1xdy…46hc

2025-06-27 00:57:40 CEST

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You understand that the "dark fedi" only makes up like 10 percent of the entire federated network right? Tell me you guys did at least a crumb of research before launching your hip social media site. Troons/democrats/shitlibs/commies are like 90 percent of the entire network. Block lists circulate to stop your server's requests from reaching them, but you do end up on the radar. I am not trying to be mean, and respect the fact that he is trying, but your admin clearly has no idea what he's doing. I hope he learns before your super based webzone ends up on enemy radar.

2025-05-29 19:23:50 CEST

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4'9

2025-05-02 17:03:01 CEST

Shiloh Hendrix is the Dark Souls of Karmelo Anthony

2025-04-30 04:04:47 CEST

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NiceBrew

2025-04-30 04:01:53 CEST

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Nope, if I do that I'll be up until 4 AM and then not make it into work which will cause me to not be able to pay my bills which will turn me into an e-celebrity and no one wants that (I will start selling rebranded Folgers for 5000 percent MSRP)

2025-04-28 13:40:51 CEST

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2025-04-17 04:05:05 CEST

Good night nall yiggas

2025-04-17 00:38:34 CEST

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We have the best and brightest beaners, don't we folks?
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2025-04-16 18:27:23 CEST

https://media.nicecrew.digital/bdbb6bc77b4313dd7f155391ed6d5410ce8dc25edb46cbc8f20f7d7d67a242e9.mp4

2025-04-16 17:00:59 CEST

Listen buddy you're either slappin my dick or twisting my nuts there's no way around it

2025-04-16 12:43:30 CEST

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Good morning, I did not feel like getting out of bed. I was super cozy :animu_sigh:

2025-04-16 12:06:45 CEST

Good morning nall yiggas

2025-04-15 12:06:02 CEST

Good morning nall yiggas

2025-04-15 02:40:56 CEST

>look up thermal monoculars on the internet
>now getting mad advertisements for them

2025-04-14 15:23:57 CEST

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NCAI's does not :HazeSmug:
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2025-04-14 12:06:17 CEST

Good morning nall yiggas

2025-03-25 11:13:31 CET

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2025-03-20 13:03:42 CET

>the lizard in the blue shirt
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2025-03-16 04:03:24 CET

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(hook x30)
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(chorus)
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2025-03-16 04:02:19 CET

I can't wait to sleep for ten hours and then feel like dog shit anyway

2025-03-14 13:56:16 CET

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Ytpipo ain't crescendo they stanzas

2025-03-14 13:53:08 CET

Exploding my balls out my other balls

2025-03-14 02:44:47 CET

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Jonny... Please... It's me... Your liver
I need you to stop drinking Jonny, I can't take it anymore. I'm on my last leg. My final cells are passing away as we speak and all you do is talk about murdering the jews (everyone) on the internet. Have mercy on me, Jonny, I am cirrhosis incarnate

2025-03-14 02:33:39 CET

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Jonny you can't kill me. I'm already dead. I'm your liver. Please help me Jonny. I can see the light

2025-03-14 02:14:16 CET

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Jonny I will shit in your butt

2025-03-14 02:06:47 CET

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But I'm one of the good jews

2025-03-14 02:05:42 CET

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Will you kill me Jonny

2025-03-14 01:17:26 CET

She pissin out my balls

2025-03-13 23:56:49 CET

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I love how retarded she looks. Top tier vtuber

2025-03-13 23:54:06 CET

:moodeng1:

2025-03-13 23:49:18 CET

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MegaMan 64 DLC

2025-03-13 23:06:59 CET

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Nope

2025-03-13 23:05:06 CET

ohhh derricious

2025-03-13 22:56:17 CET

2025-03-13 22:50:25 CET

2025-03-13 22:37:31 CET

2025-03-13 22:13:52 CET

Alright I'm gonna disable the old frontend in about two hours. I don't think anyone actually uses it, so, it's time to sunset it.
#note1yen…s088

2025-03-13 21:51:11 CET

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Well I mean he has like 30 kids so...

2025-03-13 21:50:16 CET

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every day nigga

2025-03-13 21:49:40 CET

six hunnit nigguz

2025-03-13 20:49:59 CET

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Why don't you squeeze some bitches nigga

2025-03-13 20:34:32 CET

2025-03-13 19:40:21 CET

excuse me mdadm I couldn't help but notice how... big... your array was...

2025-03-13 19:05:17 CET

Do any of you guys use the old frontend? If not, I think I'm going to decommission it.
https://old.nicecrew.digital

2025-03-13 18:26:39 CET

I'm Hitler's top whatever the current grift is

2025-03-13 13:59:10 CET

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Dudes like a budget version of a dollar store influencer wtf is happening

2025-03-13 13:47:37 CET

https://media.nicecrew.digital/821bcb14209768514a7cc56f6d49a5c0656faee38d5bc8dd81c07907ed16e469.mp4

2025-03-12 19:22:40 CET

My eye is twitching. Time to kill myself.

2025-03-12 01:34:54 CET

booty ass completely detonated

2025-03-11 22:21:52 CET

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Kiki left us for decayable? Figures :animu_sigh:

2025-03-10 23:18:29 CET

yet another banger
#note1muu…cmkf

2025-03-10 20:15:39 CET

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Kindly check your email address for the needful saar

2025-03-10 20:11:45 CET

Love it when USPS sends me a text from Bangladesh letting me know my package needs iTunes gift card confirmation

2025-03-10 19:38:35 CET

:rofl:

2025-03-10 19:38:16 CET

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FUCK no but I am swole now

2025-03-10 19:37:27 CET

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Would

2025-03-10 19:29:46 CET

I just realized the song Wet Ass Pussy is actually about a vagina. I can't believe they put this stuff on the radio.

2025-03-10 17:05:44 CET

The Hart Sneedar Act

2025-03-10 15:11:49 CET

By the way I started off this morning with almost zero sleep so please expect to see some of the most cooked shit I've ever said on the timeline due to the delirium

2025-03-10 13:45:34 CET

1k posts away from 2.5 million

2025-03-10 11:31:09 CET

Didn't sleep for shit. :nicechan_sigh:

2025-03-10 11:07:02 CET

Good morning nall yiggas

2025-03-10 03:31:08 CET

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Nah there are too many pedophiles still breathing for me to kill myself. I've got a job to do, you know :02shrug:

2025-03-10 03:29:48 CET

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It's a thankless job being the wingman behind the scenes :animu_sigh:

2025-03-10 03:21:06 CET

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How do you think I keep the ladies around if not for my constant penis explosion updates

2025-03-10 02:54:34 CET

This time change has got my goobis goob'd that's for sure.

2025-03-10 02:50:42 CET

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You niggers are so unbelievably fried, man. We both know you're sexually attracted to children and since CSAM is illegal you settle for anime girls. God damn. You're the jews of the "dissident right". Christ.

2025-03-10 02:45:28 CET

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Hell yeah (company branded)

2025-03-10 01:32:37 CET

POV: you just joined the fediverse
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2025-03-09 19:18:25 CET

About to inject six weeds into my beanitz

2025-03-08 04:51:49 CET

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I'm about to blow it up right now

2025-03-08 04:50:56 CET

My dick mad screamin

2025-03-08 04:11:10 CET

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:dark_jew: with interest

2025-03-08 03:25:39 CET

DEMOCRAT NAZIS!

2025-03-08 00:51:13 CET

This nigga has nearly 25 percent of our user base blocked
Team B moment
#note1ftg…t6aq

2025-03-07 21:09:03 CET

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Sorry I was thirsty :(

2025-03-07 18:39:14 CET

Just tied up my nipples real good

2025-03-07 18:13:44 CET

There aren't more than like 10 people on fedi. The rest is just bots. Watch me post this from my other accounts.

2025-03-07 17:05:40 CET

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Kill them all

2025-03-07 15:44:48 CET

Thank you so much for the card - I love you guys :cry_hq: thanks for sticking with me
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2025-03-07 14:53:58 CET

Erm... Black people???

2025-03-07 14:53:05 CET

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Is this real?