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2025-03-17 13:30:53 CET

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I am over here @npub15ac…3yqz and @npub128u…7kmj

2025-03-14 05:51:33 CET

@npub1tp2…khx4 @npub1cmv…yfxh please tag the others, I can picture the avatars but the names are blanking on me. Here's a nice VAERS report, still looking good.
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2025-02-23 03:52:38 CET

LOL
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2025-02-23 03:50:12 CET

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2025-02-23 03:48:27 CET

Poor feds having to actually prove you're not worthless isn't going over well.
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2025-02-21 14:42:43 CET

@kroner @npub1t7j…y233 @etroe @npub1afk…esrc @npub1scu…es43 @npub1xvw…4s3c @[email protected] Got another good one.
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2025-02-20 20:28:36 CET

@kroner @bot @npub1afk…esrc @npub1xvw…4s3c @etroe @npub1t7j…y233 @[email protected] @npub1scu…es43 I got great picture.
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2025-02-19 01:34:00 CET

Who will think of the poor federal faggots
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2025-02-18 02:01:40 CET

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well, that's disappointing news. I think I might go solo instance then I can do whatever I want.

2025-02-17 14:29:22 CET

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I have had dreams of us outside walking around and Teddy being scared and not wanting to go out the door. This video is amazing.

2025-02-17 05:10:46 CET

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did you forget someone?
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2025-02-17 05:05:53 CET

@kroner @bot @etroe @MrFuzzland @npub1scu…es43 @npub1t7j…y233 @npub1xvw…4s3c Teddy popped out of the void to say hello to everyone.
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2025-02-09 05:19:02 CET

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I like it when they have self harm scars

2025-02-03 06:18:26 CET

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I guess not enough. I didn't know twitter allowed that stuff.

2025-02-03 06:16:37 CET

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You can just post hardcore porn on twitter?

2025-02-03 06:05:21 CET

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gooning on twitter? Also don't jack it it will make you retarded

2025-02-03 06:03:10 CET

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my account is 3 months old.

2025-02-03 05:58:03 CET

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right but is 4 years an old account?

2025-02-03 05:57:10 CET

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it's a 4 year old account is that considered young?

2025-02-03 05:03:27 CET

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Regardless of how awful their little kitty battles can sound, they love each other so much. I never had cats growing up, then a had a shitty girlfriend who had great cats she never played with ever, now I have 2 cats and they are awesome I love how they just randomly appear in places. Kitties are great pets what an experience having 2 toddlers that can climb. Love every minute of it. I got super lucky and ended up with 2 great cats with great personalities. They are both gentle and sweet, they don't wreck stuff just to wreck stuff, they like to hang out and play and never flip out and hiss and bite. I hear horror stories about being getting terrible cats, granted it could be how they are interacting with the cat but some cats can just be assholes they hate pets, playing, and break everything they feel like breaking. Downside is both are smart and the little one taught the big one how to open cupboards and that you can jump onto the dresser if you just knock over everything on it. Teddy never did that until Izzy did and now I have 2 cats that like to go up there because well why not they're cats.

2025-02-03 04:15:27 CET

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2025-02-02 00:24:40 CET

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This one has a silly pudgy face.

2025-02-02 00:23:06 CET

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When I move in a few months they kitties are getting a cat tower. I can't wait.

2025-02-02 00:13:31 CET

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Blind to the haters.
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2025-02-02 00:11:17 CET

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2025-01-25 23:45:44 CET

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he didn't understand the fraction, amazing I mean I struggled with fraction math in grade school but I realize that that wasn't my fault teachers are completely retarded and put in 0 effort because they can't get fired. But I can read a ruler no problem.

2025-01-25 23:37:31 CET

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why? what did he do?

2025-01-21 06:43:09 CET

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I just dealt with my first ever hairball, historic day. Izzy is a medium hair cat.

2025-01-21 04:58:18 CET

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yeah same with Izzy, she's like quadrupled in size. They grow up so fast, she also stopped being such a pest where she would just keep messing with stuff for like 40 mins
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2025-01-21 04:42:33 CET

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Bishop is going to be a big boy teddy is and he's not even fat. Also is he outside in that picture?

2025-01-21 01:40:23 CET

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Bishop and Theodore are most certainly related.

2025-01-21 01:37:21 CET

@kroner @bot @etroe @mrfuzzland @npub1scu…es43 @npub1xvw…4s3c @npub1t7j…y233 Best buddies forever.
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2025-01-19 16:14:31 CET

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:( I miss kfcc

2025-01-17 18:42:04 CET

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hello
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2025-01-17 18:37:02 CET

@kroner @bot @etroe @mrfuzzland @npub1scu…es43 @npub1t7j…y233 @npub1scu…es43 @npub1xvw…4s3c
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2025-01-14 19:03:19 CET

@kroner @etroe @bot @npub1hz7…q5vv @npub1t7j…y233 @npub1scu…es43 @mrfuzzland @[email protected] Alright this is sort of a kitty post, this is a kittens locket. I need artistic input do I do the date on the front or the initials and does the date look weird?
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2025-01-13 01:03:10 CET

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best buddies
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2025-01-12 22:11:55 CET

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2nd time in 2 days I am retarded

2025-01-12 22:11:36 CET

@kroner @bot @etroe @myfuzzland @npub1xvw…4s3c @npub1scu…es43 @npub1t7j…y233 She acts like she didn't totally get into a bunch of trouble this morning.
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2025-01-03 03:55:32 CET

they are just so precious @npub1t7j…y233 @kroner @npub1scu…es43 @mrfuzzland @npub1xvw…4s3c @etroe @bot @npub1hz7…q5vv
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2024-12-31 21:54:27 CET

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no they were cleaning each other not me they don't go after the broom and they both run up there to hide from the big scary vacuum

2024-12-31 21:52:33 CET

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the cleaning session didn't turn into a battle for once.

2024-12-31 21:51:19 CET

@kroner @bot @etroe @mrfuzzland @npub1t7j…y233 @npub1scu…es43 @npub1xvw…4s3c Happy New year.
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2024-12-31 01:18:09 CET

@kroner @etroe @bot @MrFuzzland @npub1t7j…y233 @npub1xvw…4s3c @npub1scu…es43 Best friends
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2024-12-30 00:01:55 CET

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I mean I get it's talent behind it which I can appreciate but it's so soft when I want to work on stuff I don't need a light piano in the background getting me hyped for it.

2024-12-29 23:57:16 CET

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I feel that but this is the sort of stuff that goes good at work, one dude really likes jazz and it's so soft it makes you want to sleep

2024-12-29 23:53:48 CET

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what is this kind of music called

2024-12-28 22:53:42 CET

@kroner @MrFuzzland @etroe @npub1scu…es43 Do any of you guys remember kitler used to be on seal.cafe and I cannot remember his @

2024-12-28 21:33:20 CET

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Lot's of people shit on Jonny but I find him to be entertaining and silly. Everyone's worried about being doxxed and jonny's out here saying he'll smash jew's skulls in and kick your mom in the face in his kitchen.

2024-12-28 03:08:18 CET

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She sticks her paw down there it's pretty cute.

2024-12-28 03:06:24 CET

@kroner @etroe @bot @MrFuzzland @npub1t7j…y233 @npub1scu…es43 @npub1xvw…4s3c My sink is clogged
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2024-12-27 01:19:59 CET

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not reading or watching that

2024-12-27 01:10:54 CET

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I love kitties
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2024-12-26 04:56:41 CET

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Merry Christmas I couldn't leave her home alone she gets into too much stuff, she attacked my moms tree which was only a table tree
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2024-12-24 14:43:26 CET

@kroner @bot @npub1t7j…y233 @npub1scu…es43 @mrfuzzland @npub1hz7…q5vv @npub1xvw…4s3c @[email protected] Merry Christmas Eve
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2024-12-24 00:52:44 CET

@kroner @etroe @mrfuzzland @npub1t7j…y233 @npub1hz7…q5vv @npub1scu…es43 @npub1xvw…4s3c @bot
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2024-12-23 02:58:37 CET

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Didn't read the thread can we just remove all the people who care about CO2 levels

2024-12-23 00:28:30 CET

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he also loaded the gun pointed it at his head pulled the trigger and it didn't fire then proceeded to point it at the ground and all 6 rounds fired. He also flew that drone to see what was up with epstein island raid.

2024-12-22 05:11:30 CET

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I wish I had a giant house for kitties to run around in and play.

2024-12-22 05:08:59 CET

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GCL recommended this https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09Z67659V/ my kitties just climb my garage shelves I use to store stuff

2024-12-22 02:53:34 CET

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this is about 4 mins too long for a meme song

2024-12-22 02:27:03 CET

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THE CHRISTMAS VERSION

2024-12-22 02:26:19 CET

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you guys are poops kiki aside

2024-12-22 02:23:09 CET

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holy balls I accidentally downloaded a 45mb version 1 sec

2024-12-22 02:19:34 CET

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I found it I am for tard

2024-12-22 02:16:25 CET

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stop teasing me I needs it

2024-12-22 02:13:32 CET

@npub1hz7…q5vv @npub1t7j…y233 Do you have the goth dancing Christmas video if so can I have it?

2024-12-21 23:43:56 CET

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I named my boy Theodore Katzynski
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2024-12-21 23:36:35 CET

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2024-12-21 20:01:41 CET

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I never had a cat as a kid and didn't know how you're supposed to interact with them until I got wasted one night and got Teddy off craigslist. They are very unique animals their behavior is nothing like a dogs they are like having a 2 year old that can climb everything in the house.

2024-12-21 16:53:14 CET

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My house is so alive I have random kitty battles throughout the day.

2024-12-21 16:50:15 CET

@kroner @bot @npub1t7j…y233 @etroe @npub1scu…es43 @mrfuzzland @npub1hz7…q5vv @npub1xvw…4s3c best buddies
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2024-12-18 01:34:21 CET

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my lady just bought me pizza, I hide it from teddy and he's mad

2024-12-13 19:45:54 CET

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He got busted trying to steal food, he was standing there all still like "maybe D00B doesn't see me"
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2024-12-13 14:17:30 CET

@kroner @bot @npub1scu…es43 @npub1t7j…y233 @etroe @mrfuzzland @npub1xvw…4s3c They're helping me make honey chicken.
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2024-12-07 21:21:05 CET

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I have tried that now I have to basically lock out teddy when I feed her, and if I lock them both out when they're going nuts in my room in the middle of the night he beats on my door like the police at 7am, first time he did it it scared the shit out of me because I was sleeping and it was so loud.

2024-12-07 20:54:12 CET

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I have to feed her and teddy separate because he will eat her food she was free fed at the shelter and teddy is a bottomless pit. It's annoying but whatever.

2024-12-07 20:49:30 CET

@kroner @bot @etroe @npub1t7j…y233 @MrFuzzland @npub1scu…es43 @npub1xvw…4s3c Paws right in the bowl 0 fucks given
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2024-12-03 21:12:40 CET

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I saw a goth girl and some dude walked in and hugged her and you could tell he was a total faggot who will be in friend zone forever. But she was alright looking

2024-12-03 19:21:39 CET

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same making this one right now again but it gives me gas pain https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/recipes/a10393/broccoli-cheese-soup/

2024-12-03 18:06:41 CET

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is this really your cat the picture is really good.

2024-12-01 01:52:52 CET

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it took him an hour he said.

2024-11-30 21:41:26 CET

@kroner @bot @MrFuzzland @etroe @npub1xvw…4s3c @npub1t7j…y233 I got teddy a pizza toy it's a dog toy but it was 5 bucks and I jam catnip in it and he loves it.
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2024-11-24 22:52:27 CET

@bot @kroner @etroe @npub1scu…es43 @npub1t7j…y233 @npub1xvw…4s3c @MrFuzzland She climbed onto my shoulder when I was pooping to jump onto the shower curtain rod and bring it to the ground and I grabbed her with my left hand when she fell. The curtain rod is totally broken.
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2024-11-24 04:36:06 CET

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teddy knocked some food onto the floor and Izzy was eating it and growled at teddy who is obsessed with food and he just backed up and sat down and she ate every piece. He's getting bullied by a 6 month old 1/6th his size. Teddy's a good sweet kitty and she is she.

2024-11-24 04:12:17 CET

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she is she's a sweet kitty and picks on teddy and then when teddy tackles her she cries. She instigates it every time almost.

2024-11-24 03:44:57 CET

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She's getting big, I need to get a cat tree for Isabella since she climbs everything, and has taught teddy how to climb stuff like my dresser which he now knows he can jump all the way to the top.

2024-11-24 02:53:51 CET

@bot @kroner @MrFuzzland @etroe @npub1scu…es43 @npub1xvw…4s3c @npub1t7j…y233
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2024-11-20 03:21:13 CET

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Neighbor up north had one of those guys and it would bark until it lost it's voice.

2024-11-20 03:17:20 CET

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pretty dog

2024-11-20 00:38:15 CET

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one of her whiskers is half black
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2024-11-20 00:10:28 CET

@kroner @bot @npub1t7j…y233 @npub1scu…es43 @npub1xvw…4s3c @etroe @MrFuzzland
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2024-11-13 02:33:33 CET

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Purrsia is on the table right now since she purred super hard when I met her.

2024-11-13 02:26:15 CET

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did you see my new kitty? I pick her up thursday.
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2024-11-13 02:20:26 CET

Oh yeah this gets them panties looking like some sour cream dip.
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2024-11-08 13:39:48 CET

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2024-11-07 00:57:46 CET

>I got gaslit and believed all of it and now I am confused why globohomo lied to me
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2024-11-05 02:58:53 CET

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2024-11-03 14:07:07 CET

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civil war over a squirrel would be so worth it

2024-11-03 13:49:54 CET

LOL
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