MostlyHarmless

https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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2026-07-03 23:53:25 UTC

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B47 Stratojet using JATO assist for short takeoff. Long out of service.

2026-07-03 23:33:25 UTC

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2026-06-25 23:20:43 UTC

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2026-05-13 00:56:35 UTC

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2026-04-11 12:21:18 UTC

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2026-04-10 16:37:36 UTC

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2026-04-08 20:03:15 UTC

Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder?

2026-04-03 14:39:50 UTC

People think of Jesus as being so gentle and meek, but declaring "one of you will betray me" over dinner and drinks is legit HBO-core plot development.

2026-04-01 02:18:25 UTC

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2026-03-31 15:56:21 UTC

https://theonion.com/trump-demands-allies-do-their-fair-share-to-fuck-up-the-world/

2026-03-31 04:51:22 UTC

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2026-03-30 18:18:21 UTC

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2026-03-30 01:20:10 UTC

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2026-03-29 18:34:29 UTC

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2026-03-28 06:07:24 UTC

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2026-03-26 21:05:05 UTC

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2026-03-26 07:22:37 UTC

Childhood is idolizing Batman. Adolescence is when Joker starts to make sense. Adulthood is realizing Commissioner Gordon doesn’t get paid enough to deal with their crap.

2026-03-25 18:18:28 UTC

"I own a failing business that will run out of money and turn to dust if I have to pay my four employees another $3 an hour. Allow me to tell you how to run the economy."

2026-03-24 17:05:35 UTC

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2026-03-23 04:37:08 UTC

"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be." ~ Douglas Adams

2026-03-22 23:21:58 UTC

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2026-03-22 02:04:36 UTC

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2026-03-21 04:14:31 UTC

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2026-03-20 14:16:07 UTC

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2026-03-20 12:13:43 UTC

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2026-03-17 21:35:21 UTC

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2026-03-17 14:15:21 UTC

You know fuel prices are high when the guy in the lifted Super Duty isn’t revving his engine at Walmart during mating season.

2026-03-16 14:06:53 UTC

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2026-03-13 05:38:14 UTC

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2026-03-12 14:30:42 UTC

Riding in an elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming and crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the heck is wrong.

2026-03-09 20:08:22 UTC

“Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people, but they’ll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.”
— Frankie Boyle

2026-03-07 23:41:16 UTC

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2026-03-07 00:51:00 UTC

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2026-03-06 14:09:58 UTC

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2026-03-06 03:44:07 UTC

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2026-03-06 00:05:22 UTC

Adulthood is realizing Superman comics aren’t fantasy about how good it would be to have power; they’re a fantasy about what it would be like if someone with power was good.

2026-03-05 08:29:28 UTC

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2026-03-04 07:35:07 UTC

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2026-03-03 14:51:03 UTC

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2026-03-03 05:41:43 UTC

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2026-03-02 04:57:25 UTC

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2026-03-01 15:10:15 UTC

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2026-03-01 00:51:12 UTC

Day 59 of 2026.
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2026-02-28 20:29:12 UTC

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2026-02-24 18:52:38 UTC

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2026-02-23 18:09:18 UTC

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2026-02-23 13:59:14 UTC

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2026-02-22 15:52:55 UTC

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2026-02-22 01:06:50 UTC

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2026-02-21 15:24:18 UTC

I've gotten out of bed every day for 33 years. That's 12,000 sit-ups and I don't have one ab to show for it.

2026-02-21 04:20:16 UTC

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2026-02-20 03:05:28 UTC

A Russian spy, a sexual predator, and a washed-up billionaire walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What can I get you, Mr. President?"

2026-02-17 15:26:51 UTC

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2026-02-17 05:59:39 UTC

Brain: Did we get anything done this long weekend?
Me: No.
Brain: Okay, then at least we relaxed.
Me. Somehow also no.

2026-02-15 14:44:16 UTC

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2026-02-15 00:23:27 UTC

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2026-02-13 19:25:02 UTC

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2026-02-12 19:25:25 UTC

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2026-02-11 07:38:20 UTC

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2026-02-10 14:05:06 UTC

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2026-02-09 02:38:06 UTC

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2026-02-07 20:26:18 UTC

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2026-02-07 18:01:49 UTC

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2026-02-05 23:49:46 UTC

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2026-02-05 14:36:14 UTC

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2026-02-04 00:05:10 UTC

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2026-02-03 20:17:33 UTC

Johannes Gutenberg: I've invented this printing press.
Printing press: You're out of magenta.

2026-02-03 14:32:04 UTC

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2026-01-30 22:43:46 UTC

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2026-01-29 14:26:45 UTC

Seems legit.
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2026-01-27 18:21:07 UTC

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2026-01-25 14:29:29 UTC

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2026-01-25 05:59:41 UTC

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2026-01-24 02:25:28 UTC

I tested it and it really works!
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2026-01-23 14:12:44 UTC

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2026-01-23 03:20:01 UTC

I'd love to unclench my jaw someday.

2026-01-22 20:57:42 UTC

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2026-01-21 04:04:37 UTC

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2026-01-21 00:56:01 UTC

Fred Trump had dementia and his family set up a fake office so he could think he was in charge while other people made the decisions. Mentioning this for no particular reason at all. Not even sure what made me think of it.

2026-01-20 15:11:50 UTC

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2026-01-20 00:52:08 UTC

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2026-01-19 19:09:48 UTC

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2026-01-18 20:34:42 UTC

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2026-01-18 14:58:31 UTC

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2026-01-17 23:35:39 UTC

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2026-01-17 15:45:43 UTC

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2026-01-17 07:13:50 UTC

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2026-01-16 02:52:30 UTC

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2026-01-13 17:49:06 UTC

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2026-01-11 02:09:44 UTC

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2026-01-09 23:46:57 UTC

Most Americans will be unable to even locate Venezuela on this map.
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2026-01-09 08:16:55 UTC

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2026-01-07 02:22:44 UTC

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2026-01-06 12:14:51 UTC

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2026-01-05 16:15:04 UTC

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2026-01-01 21:26:28 UTC

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2026-01-01 20:05:49 UTC

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2025-12-30 05:33:32 UTC

I truly detest this timeline.
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2025-12-29 18:18:30 UTC

Kids' toys should come with better warning labels, like, “MIND-NUMBING NOISE LEVELS” , “NO OFF SWITCH” and “REQUIRES 217 BATTERIES.”

2025-12-29 03:03:46 UTC

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