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bitches love my moustache

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2026-09-07 21:10:46 UTC

Turns out the secret to achieving general artificial intelligence is to just say that it's happened. Why didn't they do this in the 80s? Were the computer scientists stupid?

2026-09-06 05:37:50 UTC

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2026-09-06 01:44:00 UTC

john madden john madden aeiou

2026-09-05 11:28:50 UTC

Guy who hears about MAID in Canada and gets really disappointed that it's euthanasia instead of cute women in cute outfits

2026-08-31 11:16:45 UTC

if you don't get an internship by the age of 6 months old it's over you're fucked

2026-08-26 10:49:52 UTC

i wonder what a big pig jpg would sound like if you opened it in audacity

2026-08-24 21:43:53 UTC

I was gonna make a post like "guy who gets India and Indiana confused" but that's already been done before. Everything's already been done. There are no posts

2026-08-24 06:18:32 UTC

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2026-08-22 12:26:14 UTC

I really should've gotten addicted to crack instead
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2026-08-20 06:19:47 UTC

The potato chip economy has crashed. The fancy name brand ones are like $3.50 now not even on special wtf

2026-08-19 08:48:30 UTC

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2026-08-17 10:47:14 UTC

gently nibble your neighbour

2026-08-15 08:37:54 UTC

Gotta say, making mushroom soup isn't as easy as it is in Minecraft. I put two mushrooms in a wooden bowl and all I'm left with is two mushrooms in a wooden bowl. This is bullshit

2026-08-13 03:59:27 UTC

I missed my calling as a Japanese salaryman who gets drunk every night and kills themselves eventually

2026-08-12 12:14:26 UTC

> goes to Cornwall
> there is no wall made of corn

2026-08-11 06:55:36 UTC

Everybody Has Mixed Opinions About Raymond

2026-08-05 04:57:53 UTC

they're doing this to applejack
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2026-08-05 00:29:43 UTC

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2026-07-28 11:18:47 UTC

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2026-07-06 07:20:41 UTC

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2026-06-30 21:03:28 UTC

Reverse DSP situation where a camgirl forgets that they're streaming and starts playing videogames

2026-06-17 23:05:13 UTC

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2026-06-15 07:47:35 UTC

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tom magnanimous

2026-06-11 09:01:52 UTC

Guys I think I'm autistic idk just a hunch

2026-06-11 04:00:16 UTC

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2026-05-24 22:27:39 UTC

Me as fuck
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2026-05-22 06:02:38 UTC

I love top gear, wish James May was real

2026-05-15 02:19:11 UTC

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2026-05-13 23:04:54 UTC

The world is that one bridge in PUBG and I am PewDiePie

2026-04-20 22:31:00 UTC

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2026-04-20 11:08:59 UTC

guy who jerks off to the clothing models on the kmart website

2026-04-19 09:21:23 UTC

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2026-04-14 07:40:12 UTC

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chuck some rockets on it, it'll fly. in thrust we trust

2026-04-14 07:39:02 UTC

just need my group mates to chuck some wings on it but DAMN its looking like an airplane almost
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2026-04-01 08:52:19 UTC

huffing petrol is ick as fuck

2026-03-26 09:47:37 UTC

benjamin netanyahu
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2026-03-25 22:32:33 UTC

My favourite moe anime is the Simpsons because Moe Szyslak is kawaii as fuck

2026-03-24 02:51:01 UTC

this is frutiger aero
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2026-03-20 14:35:48 UTC

Cranking my hog in honour of chuck norris

2026-03-12 22:30:02 UTC

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2026-03-05 21:28:41 UTC

I got problematic balls

2026-03-05 20:46:25 UTC

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2026-03-05 00:51:29 UTC

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2026-02-26 23:04:23 UTC

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we do have anonymous course experience surveys. i utterly tore into the sustainability course i was forced to do a while back, not sure if it made any difference but i know someone whos being forced to do it this year so it remains to be seen lmao

2026-02-26 22:57:20 UTC

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i don't think its so much of a thing, but even then this is one of the courses that i *have* to do to graduate so not much i can do about it. such is life

2026-02-26 22:52:24 UTC

got a professor i absolutely fucking hated again this semester 😔

2026-02-19 19:53:34 UTC

These people make it way too easy
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2026-02-12 00:25:39 UTC

guy who uses wd40 as sex lube

2026-02-10 06:37:11 UTC

Guy who is Frank walker from national tiles

2026-02-10 00:23:37 UTC

SEXOOOO
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2026-02-04 20:49:59 UTC

Dames 🚬

2026-02-04 09:54:48 UTC

Big if true
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2026-02-04 08:00:16 UTC

Absolutely adore the lack of a T here
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2026-01-29 23:47:31 UTC

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2026-01-24 10:11:54 UTC

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2026-01-23 07:47:35 UTC

Fuuuuck man my lobsters too buttery and my steaks too juicy how the fuck am I gonna deal with this man it's so fucking over for me man

2026-01-12 21:18:29 UTC

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2026-01-12 08:44:41 UTC

the issue with ray romano is that he's raymond and everyone loves him

2026-01-04 23:36:04 UTC

this is pudding everyone say hi pudding
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2025-12-29 23:04:15 UTC

Yeah I'm a scientist I go to my job at science every day and do science. There's test tubes and everything

2025-11-14 00:43:28 UTC

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2025-10-09 09:55:06 UTC

microdosing being hasan piker by giving my cat a static shock

2025-10-01 03:44:18 UTC

Swag acquired
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2025-09-26 10:04:23 UTC

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2025-09-24 12:13:19 UTC

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yeah holy shit "maija was my inspo to troon out" is the sorta thing you say as a result of being waterboarded, not on your own volition lmao

2025-09-21 08:18:15 UTC

its called a boombox because when you listen to it you explode

2025-09-19 09:28:19 UTC

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2025-09-16 09:41:25 UTC

THESE FUCKING RETARDED GORILLA NIGGAS KEEP IGNORING EVERYTHING I SAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HATE GROUP PROJECTS SO MUCH ITS UNREAL

2025-09-16 08:34:07 UTC

i like to think that johnny fever has a full on vlogging setup like a proper camera and ring lights and shit specifically for the drunk rants he posts

2025-09-12 21:06:31 UTC

Imagine throwing stones in here
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2025-09-11 08:51:24 UTC

fuck off
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2025-09-11 08:03:36 UTC

There are fediverse posts on my Tumblr timeline :hiss:
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2025-09-10 02:10:36 UTC

I am feeling so unfocused rn it's actually unreal

2025-09-09 22:58:58 UTC

There is propane in my urethra

2025-09-07 07:36:45 UTC

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Tracks are slightly fucked but she'll be right
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2025-09-07 04:52:31 UTC

Mmm tedious
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2025-09-05 10:34:50 UTC

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2025-09-05 10:20:14 UTC

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I do say good chap, I find the idea of transporting myself to the Melbourne suburb of Prahran, located approximately 5km southeast of the CBD, in order to listen to the forthcoming twenty one pilots album a singular day before it releases a bit farcical

2025-09-05 10:15:30 UTC

Frankly I do not feel like going to fucking Prahran to listen to breach a single day early

2025-08-28 01:41:18 UTC

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"is this allowed" and then it's literally just the thing the subreddit is about

2025-08-27 22:11:23 UTC

Reddit niggas love asking the most vague questions. "I'm new to scale modelling what mistakes should I avoid?" Bro all of them

2025-08-26 07:32:08 UTC

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2025-08-25 07:33:56 UTC

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>chatgpt niggas didn't even ask chatgpt
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2025-08-23 01:17:38 UTC

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2025-08-21 08:24:34 UTC

I should read tails gets trolled in its entirety

2025-08-20 22:47:49 UTC

i didn't know jeff cliff had a tumblr
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2025-08-18 21:50:21 UTC

they're exploding my penis tomorrow

2025-08-15 23:42:07 UTC

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after all, what is war but DCS in real life
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2025-08-15 23:33:53 UTC

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if you're rich: go to flight school
if you're poor: become rich and go to flight school or become rich and get into flight sims

2025-08-14 01:19:17 UTC

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not beating the FTM allegations

2025-08-12 22:32:24 UTC

Computers are a lot like women
I forgot where I was going with this

2025-08-12 01:34:17 UTC

Jerking off when it's 40 degrees Celsius call that a heat stroke

2025-08-11 21:50:50 UTC

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please point out to me where in Arcana's comment she said CSAM

2025-08-09 02:59:25 UTC

this image has done irreparable damage to my sense of humor
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2025-08-08 00:37:44 UTC

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2025-08-06 07:36:25 UTC

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fixed your dumbass idiot money
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2025-08-06 07:24:35 UTC

in this world you either cum blood or bleed cum

2025-08-06 06:38:55 UTC

sydney sweeny when melbourne mweeny enters the room

2025-08-01 01:14:59 UTC

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2025-07-31 21:13:33 UTC

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