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2025-01-24 22:23:35 UTC

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It would be one thing if they were offering information and content you can't get anywhere else but like... i can listen to people be hopeless and talk about star trek in other places for free.

2025-01-24 14:57:49 UTC

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in 20 years you'll hear the bluey theme song and you'll have flashbacks like a vietnam vet
https://i.poastcdn.org/9b034ea42f46a4498d30d371af3841b0eb89bf72ca72f7c2a6744787e7fed060.png

2025-01-24 05:08:39 UTC

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>the dildo is circumsized
Were ancient chinks circumsizing themselves??

2025-01-24 02:34:38 UTC

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Nah you can just tell the teacher how you want it filled out

2025-01-20 03:26:21 UTC

I also met some Israelis and they were the rudest fucking people I've ever dealt with, and this was well before I understood what jews are

2025-01-20 03:23:47 UTC

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getting one shotted by the Greatest Story Never Told

2025-01-20 03:19:14 UTC

I just drank a "hard" Mt dew because I wanted to try something truly awful
I succeeded
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2025-01-20 03:03:57 UTC

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I think these petty bureaucrats forget that they can be held accountable, they've had it too good for way too long.

2025-01-20 03:02:20 UTC

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breaking news: germans are pulling an expert out of retirement for this very purpose
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2025-01-19 15:47:16 UTC

Wait until they realize you can do this with basically every jew on earth
https://i.poastcdn.org/0ccecb990d8dba4b7780e4ce48e5a2fb5b96a8d94268dfb0dc69714c96b0a67a.jpg

2025-01-17 15:54:42 UTC

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Dr. <Click click>Zummbumbaboo will see you now
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2025-01-17 15:07:59 UTC

DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#nevent1q…t8wp

2025-01-17 14:23:20 UTC

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Did the cat make it?

2025-01-17 14:19:20 UTC

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damn I was wondering why I can never find the meme I'm looking for

2025-01-16 19:06:11 UTC

#nevent1q…n26p
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2025-01-16 17:16:46 UTC

here's your uncomfortable piece of information for the day:
Rachel Dolezal had an onlyfans
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2025-01-16 16:44:49 UTC

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der jewlatto

2025-01-16 16:32:18 UTC

So they're just calling it the Switch 2, lol they couldn't think of anything. This almost feels like an overblown mid generation refresh.
youtube.com/watch?v=itpcsQQvgAQ

2025-01-16 15:24:31 UTC

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They don't make robber barons like they used to

2025-01-16 15:21:36 UTC

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Man he just fell apart at the first sign of actual opposition to his bad ideas. You can tell he's been sheltered for a long time. Maybe his whole life, he never had to actually defend his beliefs.

2025-01-07 03:13:13 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/f2476b2bd6345f3d263e3519bc737afe3328c5a88234429fe980456c931a0c23.mp4

2025-01-06 19:23:02 UTC

Slept like shit last night, had a lucid dream that I bought some jelly beans and woke up mad that I didn't actually have jellybeans

2025-01-06 18:16:16 UTC

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yeah I also love watching gay youtubers use our jokes without understanding where they came from

2025-01-06 16:37:25 UTC

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2025-01-06 04:14:45 UTC

Definitely one of those "pray the tiny nub of soap bar survives until Friday" paychecks

2024-09-04 04:18:44 UTC

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>he apologized for dying from cancer too quickly
:Pain:

2024-08-30 01:13:44 UTC

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He wakes up in Hell, spots a group of fellow jews and asks, "hey, where's Hitler?"
https://i.poastcdn.org/7476d6689751a906c6aac9adfae79307e23278ab2bf674210f65f6f9abc211bf.gif

2024-08-29 20:38:14 UTC

#note1n0w…dz6s
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2024-08-29 20:14:55 UTC

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2024-08-28 14:00:59 UTC

The other day I encountered a friendly and polite waitress and it legitimately threw me off. She smiled and said hello, and didn't seem angry that I was there.
I was kind of thunderstruck for a moment, and it occurred to me that I've gotten so used to being treated like shit by people in customer service positions since ~2020 that someone living up to the old standards was remarkable, shocking even.
pic only tangentially related
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2024-08-19 18:42:04 UTC

:FeelsSadMan:
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https://i.poastcdn.org/10b9e1e73feeedb2ff1a8b943017d9b6b2cd9eeaf330d08aba3b3e4b0c8b2fb9.webm

2024-08-06 01:58:04 UTC

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i misread your poast but i'm leaving it
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2024-08-06 01:56:23 UTC

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the line between hot take and retarded take is thin, too thin for a stupid nigger like tate to navigate

2024-08-05 17:41:18 UTC

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2024-06-27 01:34:48 UTC

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i love how AI makes every hamburger the size of a dinner plate

2024-04-30 17:39:13 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/62dbf9bd2f4373b874e5de0b6d4ccc0ea1e265d598051e4f94514d654e21f892.mp4

2024-04-26 02:25:56 UTC

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2024-04-17 16:18:40 UTC

Mood
https://i.poastcdn.org/1a29fe57067aef285f5ca2a1885fb5e1296d223fd884b91b37ca480083a49f43.jpg

2024-03-20 12:22:37 UTC

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one day, people won't even know who this bot is based on

2024-03-12 13:00:18 UTC

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we used to laugh at these people
i mean, we still do that, but now there are more of them

2024-01-29 18:23:17 UTC

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Nothing, I just saw a random article about a lesbian walking simulator, looked up their publisher and saw it was founded by the daughter of the 5th richest billionaire in the world.
All these stupid "games" that only gaming journalists and other nepo babies praise are a fake and gay phenomenon. Nobody even plays these games, it's just totally fake. There's no way these people are making a profit from this slop.

2024-01-29 18:16:30 UTC

seems like the entire left wing, anti-white, anti-game "indie gaming scene" is astroturfed by billionaires, it's basically this wormwood comic but with videogames.
https://i.poastcdn.org/ce6d2a7ca20748f72d28690ed23abdb355b953ae33062b8a09814a14f79463f5.png

2024-01-02 01:39:14 UTC

The old internet didn't have to die, it took a tremendous amount of concentrated effort from terrible people to destroy it. They took this vast network that was an open forum, with a huge variety of sites and subcultures, and just fucking crushed it down into a singular blob of corporate, advertiser-friendly network, with only a few places carrying on the spirit of the old wild west internet.
people like @npub108z…dkr5 and @npub108p…yev6 (and others) putting in many hours of underappreciated work are the only reason we have this. never take it for granted.

2023-11-16 16:56:59 UTC

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T4WD

2023-11-16 14:40:55 UTC

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I blame niggers and third worlders.

2023-11-04 04:41:50 UTC

Time scares me. Being in purgatory, even being in Hell, it would bring some kind of comfort because of the permanence of it. The proof that our consciousness is more than just meat like the reddit tribe believes. I feel permanent. Am I?

2023-11-02 21:34:10 UTC

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I'm referring to Thomas Rousseau of Patriot Front, I don't have pics of the exact stickers but the kinds of things they put up look like this.
https://i.poastcdn.org/1cbc7dfa7e172a7a7aa5ce2485f8f5c2f0f05207f0503487003f0974ac4fa857.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/dc04b96c319a3399d1aac2afebf49796f18bfad54774a0d0ea2c73b71a5388fc.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/d4c941ceba1267792f004b8c17d625eb5970733ec69e16b7ab2b5daaf8df2f71.jpg

2023-11-02 20:04:15 UTC

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meanwhile WN's go to jail for putting up anti-drug stickers

2023-09-27 20:49:17 UTC

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cranking out a baby ever year is playing on hard mode. it's totally doable, but you're gonna be drowning in diapers and not getting much sleep.

2023-09-21 15:37:09 UTC

Holy shit trannies are fucking everywhere now. This is an epidemic.

2023-09-18 13:43:10 UTC

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That's unfortunate. SS13 holds a special place in my heart. Trannies ruin everything.

2023-09-17 18:45:35 UTC

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Mexico doesn't have to secure the entire inventory behind lock and key at their big box retailers. America is actively becoming worse than the 3rd world.

2023-09-15 19:34:54 UTC

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[monkey noises intensify]

2023-09-15 09:27:43 UTC

He was a stone cold incel
She was a post wall roastie
Could I make it any more obvious

2023-09-14 15:56:41 UTC

Wow there's a lot of blood in your head haha whoa

2023-09-11 02:48:55 UTC

When you have a dog, you can pet him whenever you want.

2023-09-11 02:18:50 UTC

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Big jew has decided line go down (line being your quality of life)

2023-09-07 00:00:18 UTC

alright I can't fucking do it anymore. starfield is too gay, too brown, and too boring. refunded.

2023-09-01 02:23:27 UTC

I usually get one good thought a day. First thing in the morning, I'll get one clear, cogent thought.

2023-08-30 23:02:19 UTC

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2023-08-26 04:05:29 UTC

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What the fuck nugger lmao

2023-08-24 13:29:09 UTC

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through the constant footage of guys getting blown up by grenades dropped from drones and anti-vehicle mines, I've been conditioned to expect every video from ukraine to end in an explosion.

2023-08-21 22:12:56 UTC

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The east has fallen :tinychud:

2023-08-21 02:50:21 UTC

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"The man, whose identity has not been released, fled the scene on foot. Deputies found him with a handgun, and he was killed in an encounter with law enforcement, the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department said in a statement."
Does Coulter's Law apply here?

2023-08-18 02:22:25 UTC

you can't trick me into having hope, jews.
I won't be fooled.
https://i.poastcdn.org/cdd02385200838394c00a8b6b960aab145bad13cb3d60fbd239b67e717141bae.webm

2023-08-16 14:49:41 UTC

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2023-08-15 13:30:26 UTC

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higher res version of that image
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2023-08-14 22:02:17 UTC

You ever get 2 steps into a project, pause for a moment, and realize you're never going to finish it, and lose all motivation?

2023-08-10 18:35:21 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/c850309c4310e5917e4f6ce396f5001b50cb3d5b6b492dee170c99d257e7a729.png

2023-08-09 18:55:32 UTC

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look at how devoid of details that article is. the media is already covering for them.

2023-08-09 18:27:29 UTC

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"That morning Treinen and Sarren were ticketed (Oct. 31, 2021) wasn’t the first time Marc and Aurora Cohodes had called the sheriff to over folks accessing the river near their home. It wouldn’t be the last, either.
Marc Cohodes has long been known as the “highest-profile short seller on Wall Street.” He made $40,000 on the stock market by the time he was 16. He and Aurora, who are reportedly now divorced, own a farm and equestrian facility in northern California where Aurora manages a performance horse training operation. They bought the 84-acre property on River Road—just across from Treinen and Sarren’s favorite river access—in September 2020 from a multigenerational Montana ranching family that had coexisted with public hunters, anglers, and other recreationists for decades. The property was listed at $3.8 million at the time, and is currently valued at over $4.7 million. "
can we get a physiognomy check here? :thunk:
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2023-08-08 17:26:25 UTC

A huge country that depends on road travel for most trips + cars being unaffordable to the majority of the population = you're walkin', buster.
jalopnik.com/its-almost-impossible-to-find-a-used-car-under-20k-1850716944

2023-08-06 01:23:59 UTC

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Batman Beyond made the future look so much cooler than it ended up being

2023-08-05 01:53:04 UTC

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Man, fullchan was pretty fun for a couple years there

2023-08-04 18:11:53 UTC

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"we need to be known by what we're FOR rather than what we're AGAINST!" says man surrounded by a society that advocates for child molesters

2023-08-04 15:33:14 UTC

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I appreciate your optimism McKrow

2023-07-31 13:59:28 UTC

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there's this classic
https://i.poastcdn.org/308861781d3c493ddafb2b7da1b679219414facb51874f1b5d157a3c5f87b083.jpg

2023-07-05 03:44:00 UTC

@npub1xza…veu8 x @npub12e2…56j9 crossover no one asked for
https://i.poastcdn.org/e54327fbba6c950b314acdb248400bcf4fce9487335d6278a66668d8ffb61057.mp4