Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

Church of the SubGenius, Member

SubGenius: Mayor of dobbs.town
Rev. Dr. Onan: Universal Uncle & Deputy Adventurer
subgenius.com: Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back
#subgenius: Thanks, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs!

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Last Notes

2026-05-02 13:58:43 CEST

The Vandals - Complain (1988)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z31JszoUD3I

2026-05-02 12:03:29 CEST

“Moral Panic” – Vinyl LP – Reverend Elvis and the Undead Syncopators!
Get your copy directly from @npub1kk0…vnzv today!
https://suzyq-records.de/produkt/moral-panic-reverend-elvis/
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2026-05-01 18:57:56 CEST

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Everyone should be watching...
J. R. “Bob” Dobbs & the Church of the SubGenius
by Sandy K. Boone, 2019
:jrbd: https://dobbstown.org/film

2026-04-29 04:09:58 CEST

RAYE - Click Clack Symphony (2026)
Featuring Hans Zimmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtVcltkn3HI

2026-04-23 04:08:29 CEST

Ray Noble - Make Yourself a Happiness Pie (1932)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50foEs0ipAA

2026-04-23 04:02:42 CEST

Solemn & Gay - The Chum Song (1930)
𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐔𝐍
𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐈'𝐌 𝐎𝐍𝐄
𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆
𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐘
𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘
𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒
𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐌
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖
𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌, 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌, 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌
:jrbd: 🐊 🐮 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKhXmKZBWrk

2026-04-20 23:56:16 CEST

Noël Coward - Mad Dogs and Englishmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9oVXdEcYEo

2026-04-20 16:18:18 CEST

𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐆𝐮𝐲 𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫!
Put this durable vinyl sticker on that one special container, you know the one. Two inches vertical AND horizontal due to the miracle power of circles. Just the sticker, YOU pick the container. Limited to an edition of fifty! Within the USA, $9.00, outside the USA, $12.00. Limit fifty per customer if you act now.
:jrbd: https://dobbstown.org/things-to-buy/
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2026-04-20 15:06:57 CEST

"Everyone around me is a jerk!"
Oh yeah? What else does everyone around you have in common?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-14 18:36:57 CEST

"DOBBSTOWN" by @npub159f…h0yq ("2020")
"You give me a little prompt (preferably 2 words, but I’m more flexible than I used to be) and I draw whatever I want based on that, then send you the original."
RECOMMENDED!
https://store.ninapaley.com/product/original-drawing/
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2026-04-14 03:21:43 CEST

I-F - Space Invaders Smoking Grass (1997)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOthRtHZrag

2026-04-14 02:34:37 CEST

Allies? ALL LIES!
The Church of the SubGenius DECLARES WAR on all that is not itself, and much of what IS itself! Eternal struggle not for the "betterment" of those who remain, but because FIGHTING IS FUN.
"Oh, sure comedy comes from suffering, but don't go too far." How far is too far? WE'LL DECIDE and then CHANGE OUR MINDS.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-13 11:16:28 CEST

In the Dartmouth Scar Experiment (1980), subjects agreed to have a fake scar applied to their face, saw that scar in the mirror, then the experimenters secretly removed the fake scar. The subjects had interactions with others, then reported back to the experimenters that other people had treated them negatively based on the not-present fake scar, even mentioning it when it wasn't there.
Tell yourself about yourself, you'll think others are telling you that too.
TELL YOURSELF YOU ARE SUBGENIUS.

2026-04-03 00:44:51 CEST

You have permission to do FOUR of the five things you are thinking about, but not that fifth one! Choose wisely! You better get it right!
Ridiculous, isn't it. If you're a SubGenius then you have already transcended permission, and reason, and sanity, and time, and language, and maybe even money. You don't need any of those because "Bob" brings you an EXCUSE.
So... go on, do all six of the five things you're thinking about!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-03-31 22:44:14 CEST

Passover! The traditional time of year when men and women all over the world come together to watch "Seder-Masochism" by @npub159f…h0yq .
🔯 https://sedermasochism.com/
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2026-03-28 17:48:00 CET

One does not show
All that much class
When hairs that are split
Come from an ass.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2026-03-28 01:54:59 CET

Blancmange - Wasted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSiTzqp78WY
Wasting my days away, wasted time
Waiting for you, waiting for me
I've waited so long for your decision
Wasting my days away, wasted time
Looking at you, looking at me
I see you now. Who's the fool?
Who's to blame?
We're all the same
Down we go. And I'll go with you.

2026-03-19 01:03:04 CET

"If you are patient enough, you will eventually gain patience."
@npub159f…h0yq 🏆
https://x.com/ninapaley/status/2034292970258616813

2026-03-17 20:01:49 CET

DISABLING IMPAIRMENTS
"52 unsettling illustrations (& 2 ironically healthy Jokers) sampled from the Social Security Disability Insurance Blue Book, a compendium of maladies that might, should they cripple prior to retirement, qualify for disability payments. From nerve damage & amputations to organ failures & immune disorders, these Impairments represent a mere fraction of the wondrous calamities that, sooner or later, befall every body. Enjoy them while you can!"
https://store.ninapaley.com/product/disabling-impairments/
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2026-03-17 19:54:21 CET

When you were a little baby, did you (1) have a "reason to live" (2) AND know what that "reason to live" was AND (3) have the ability to make that "reason to live" happen?
No? And yet here you are, and along the way you had some laughs. Turns out having a "reason to live" isn't so essential after all, isn't it?
But if you MUST have a "reason to live" then let it be to JOIN...
The Church of the SubGenius
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-03-17 18:18:40 CET

:ohno: :ohnobubble: https://webcomicname.com/post/152958755984
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2026-03-05 01:48:13 CET

They told me I could be anything, then whispered "that we allow."
"Bob" told me to send him one dollar then get on with things!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-02-27 09:16:58 CET

Searching for the real you, your inner self? Why the heck would you do that? Didn't that inner self get you in this mess in the first place, then go hide?
There's a much more strong, more clever, more attractive, wealthier, healthier, COOLER you out there. Being out there, being "outside" your face, some might call that better you a mask. Well, okay, put on that mask, be that better you, and see what happens.
YOU CAN BE WHAT YOU WON'T! With no effort, or with great effort, FIND OUT WHICH.

2026-02-25 17:17:53 CET

Yeah but not me and not you, right?
📱 👀 🧠 🛑
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2026-02-14 16:52:20 CET

I'm not sure that old skills like being able to read an entire book, or watch an entire film, will be especially useful soon. But I do think the skill of not popping off the second you see manipulative media (a skill that has always been useful) will be incredibly useful very soon. Being able to see something online and maybe think "that's awful" or "that's great" but not investing in it immediately, waiting a bit to see what happens, or see if it's true... that's going to matter a lot. A LOT.

2026-01-24 20:42:54 CET

I know so many of you are willing to die for The Church of the SubGenius.
But are you willing to live?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-01-23 01:18:19 CET

ʏօʊ ƈǟռռօȶ ӄɨʟʟ ʍɛ ɨռ ǟ աǟʏ ȶɦǟȶ ʍǟȶȶɛʀֆ.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2026-01-16 19:39:27 CET

Rev. Onan Canobite makes the tough choices that guarantee freedom and justice for The Church of the SubGenius. The rest? “They asked for it!” he says, and presses the button.
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2026-01-15 22:52:17 CET

National Lampoon - Deteriorata (1972)
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/901/322/668/221/823/original/4fe226ecc0002137.mp4

2026-01-14 04:02:35 CET

There Is Something Very Special About Targeted Individuals - You are The Obsession (2019)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIP_9_tBJtk

2026-01-11 14:04:48 CET

Brain Washing at Reasonable Prices.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/876/604/527/492/801/original/1daade7701e833f2.mp4

2026-01-11 00:18:39 CET

SLACKFEST!
May 7–10, "2026"
Heartland Resort
1613 W 300 N
Greenfield, IN
(1) Join the patreon for Slack radio - there is a free tier to get access to...
(2) Tickets! SubGenius members only! Camp primitive like your yeti ancestors on the bare ground, or like your Atlantian ancestors in space-age comfort - UP 2 U.
Questions? Ask Lord @npub1ajj…g6x5 !
https://www.patreon.com/c/slackradio/shop
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2026-01-10 17:07:26 CET

There are a lot of people who to some degree like professional wrestling.
There are some people who are neutral to it, not their interest but whatever.
Then there's a tiny majority who are open-jawed shocked to learn I like professional wrestling. Their shock is, in part, meeting someone from that majority who likes or is neutral to professional wrestling.
"BuT WrEsTlInG IsN'T ReAl!!!!" Oh, okay. I guess I should only like real things. I'll join you in avoiding most films / books / art...

2026-01-10 14:58:02 CET

@npub159f…h0yq Thought of your work...
https://x.com/nostalgiaa/status/2009566708730650642

2026-01-09 13:47:17 CET

What is slack?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2026-01-01 05:48:58 CET

The error of making oneself emotionally available to a commercial product that is anything other than paid membership in The Church of the SubGenius - have you learned that lesson yet, or do you need to keep rehearsing it?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-12-25 00:19:15 CET

For Christmas, I would like to give you "the present."
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/777/098/506/099/531/original/7bbc00b0b3fd66f9.jpg

2025-12-20 12:13:28 CET

Sometimes I can't stand people to such a degree that I consider just spending all my time alone. Then I remember that sometimes I'm one of the people I can't stand.
THAT is when it's time to remember "standing people" is not so important. Things happen, then other things happen. The circumstance that bothered me didn't bother others, so it's not the circumstance, it's me.
Slack is what matters. Slack as spitting rage or a quiet laugh. Just get on with things.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-12-13 23:56:30 CET

Memento mori.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-12-13 02:49:07 CET

"California Dreaming" is an evil song and you're not the evil person.
"I Can See For Miles" is an evil song and you are the evil person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK86FymsbjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCySh8lW2E

2025-12-11 21:55:37 CET

CHOICES.
by https://www.instagram.com/cogey
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/702/924/946/153/066/original/c1f6c53356a12ba3.mp4

2025-12-07 01:58:06 CET

Yvonne Elliman - Everything's Alright (1970)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOktwFtAfnA
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2025-11-26 00:49:36 CET

The Flying Lizards - Sex Machine (1984)
GO AHEAD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHeno2iXlBc

2025-11-26 00:42:07 CET

RAYE - WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! (2025)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK5TyISxZ_M
Via Antville, a music video blog older than YouTube, where I've found so many bands I like now...
https://videos.antville.org/

2025-11-20 16:27:44 CET

Worry is work
Work you should shirk
You are not paid
So don't be a jerk
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-11-15 20:48:34 CET

Artificial general intelligence (AGI) may or may not be achieved before said AGI is able to send money to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and join The Church of the SubGenius.
But... what other metric is there that matters? If it's just a fancy auto-complete and still sends in the cash? GOOD ENOUGH.
🧠 :jrbd: 🤖 https://SubGenius.com

2025-11-11 17:02:51 CET

And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.
Revelations 14:20 by @npub159f…h0yq
https://apocalypseanimated.com/revelation-14
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/531/904/505/560/555/original/d385acd4e56c9c62.mp4

2025-11-11 15:41:22 CET

When I stopped reading online news, I missed the regular reading. So I switched to Science Daily. It's the same behavior as "reading the news" but isn't awful.
"But how is learning about black holes and nano-technology and lizards relevant to my life?" I don't know, how is the doings of the rich and powerful and celebrities (of which you are not and over whom you have no influence) relevant to your life? You think maybe they care about you or know about you AT ALL?
https://www.sciencedaily.com/

2025-11-09 11:37:25 CET

Take yourself personally, because it's the neighborly thing to do. But life? Don't take life personally. It rolled on a long time before you, it's mostly not you, and it'll be rolling along without you soon enough.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-11-09 02:45:30 CET

Simon sipped at his coffee. "Everything in life is a hallucination," he said simply. "Everything in death, too," he added. "The universe is just putting us on. Handing us a line."
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/517/207/682/473/199/original/a530fd705ec15b32.mp4

2025-11-07 16:24:55 CET

The SubGenius disavows and excludes other groups before they even exist! The case study of intolerance - so powerful it cannot endure even itself! Exclusionary to a fault, perfectly. All those other religions demand, or at least prefer, that the members "get along." WE DON'T.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-11-07 04:18:39 CET

BECAUSE I SAID SO.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-11-06 01:26:17 CET

Magi"Bob" just looks at you.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-10-25 15:40:57 CEST

Conspiracy instructions are everywhere and it is the duty of each SubGenius to disobey his or her duty to disobey!
:jrbd: Https://SubGenius.com
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2025-10-22 23:04:18 CEST

The new Hardcover Edition of JAILBIRD will be issued by Discordia Publishing as a Limited Run, Numbered, Kickstarter Exclusive, First Time Hardcover! Being 7x10 inches. Page count TBD. This Edition will also include some Additional Materials, Art, and Photos new to JAILBIRD.
[BELIEVE ME... the additional materials are not something you will EVER have an opportunity to buy again. Sign up to be informed as this project advances. - Rev. Onan]
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/discordiapublishing/jailbirdhardcoveredition
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2025-10-11 22:10:04 CEST

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This might be it...
https://arxiv.org/html/2503.17781v1

2025-10-09 14:27:01 CEST

If you've got it in you, think of the face of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs for a few minutes every day.
But of course if you're busy, think of the face of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs for a few hours.
And if times are really hard, think of the face of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs all day!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-10-06 12:13:22 CEST

Q: What is the SubGenius view of current events?
A: Send One Dollar to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-10-02 19:33:26 CEST

Another vital update from that doktor of bulldada, psychotronica...
https://x.com/psychotronica_/status/1973789728328835475
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/305/759/161/370/108/original/f6140f75740c01b6.mp4

2025-10-02 17:34:34 CEST

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That musician died in 1999 the earliest archive of that site is 2007.
Memento mori!

2025-09-24 17:51:54 CEST

MAINTAIN a list of your enemies! If you don’t already have a list of your enemies, START and MAINTAIN a list of your enemies! ADD REGULARLY to your list of enemies!
Next to each one of those names, write down the valuable lesson you learned. If you didn’t learn a thing, MAKE MORE ENEMIES!!!
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2025-09-22 21:28:55 CEST

WOULD YOU accept twenty dollars for the ability to send seventy-five dollars to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs ???
FIND OUT.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-09-11 04:01:14 CEST

Words are the gateway drug to silence.

2025-09-07 16:05:46 CEST

Macskafogó - The 4 Gangsters (2021)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVrjwVtau30

2025-09-06 07:52:05 CEST

Raymond Scott Quintette - Powerhouse (1937)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFzottgNO0E

2025-08-29 23:15:24 CEST

Happy Skynet day.
:jrbd: 🤖 https://subgenius.com
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2025-08-27 22:34:19 CEST

What is slack?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-08-25 23:42:34 CEST

Another Bulldada masterwork identified by...
https://x.com/psychotronica_
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/091/579/099/834/715/original/44fb73e995f70a0a.mp4

2025-08-22 15:31:07 CEST

The perfect is the enemy of the good.
And J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is the enemy of perfection! In fact, he makes a million dollars every time he fucks up.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-08-09 14:40:29 CEST

Oh no. The worst is yet to come.
:jrbd:
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/998/850/894/495/318/original/848900363bec670b.mp4

2025-08-09 03:05:40 CEST

What is slack?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/996/119/106/469/049/original/edf5f0635f9a2f73.jpg

2025-08-05 17:49:07 CEST

Why does The Conspiracy make their intentions so plain? Why are their excuses so thin and threadbare?
Because the excuses aren't designed to convince you of anything. They are designed to test your compliance.
How many fingers am I holding up?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-08-04 18:25:20 CEST

The Bronchiesaurus! As drawn by @npub159f…h0yq and animated by MWOWM.
Get your own custom drawing from Nina at ...
https://store.ninapaley.com/product/original-drawing/
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/971/422/863/031/506/original/72c8c4bb75146971.mp4

2025-07-22 14:54:42 CEST

Coil: musick cures you of time.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/896/981/828/594/906/original/3fe2a8cb8ca6e9ce.png

2025-07-22 05:09:21 CEST

Your Mayor of https://dobbs.town could have never dreamed it would work out so nicely. Thanks to everybody.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-07-17 17:03:24 CEST

Fellow moderators: When I get a report for "blasphemy" what should I do?
Blasphemy is universally agreed upon, and illegal in many countries. I should delete the post, ban the poster, and report the poster to the proper authorities.
Blasphemy is subtle, even if illegal in many countries. I should make sure the post is only blasphemous to the true religions, not the false or confused religions, and maybe report the poster to the proper authorities.
Ignore, hard.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-07-10 13:49:47 CEST

Don Redman - It's a Great World After All
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSU8fKJuWlQ

2025-07-08 14:41:33 CEST

I wish there was an opposite of kickstarter, where you could take money away from projects.

2025-06-30 16:12:31 CEST

The Mayor of Dobbstown. Current belt holder, Rev. Onan Canobite. Center plate art by Champion @npub159f…h0yq
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/772/721/187/896/004/original/5e3f3002c189d641.jpeg

2025-06-28 20:13:25 CEST

As far as I know this has always existed.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/762/343/799/356/563/original/0f467375e88c5e3e.jpg

2025-06-25 22:40:15 CEST

Carl Jung: "Man and his Symbols." New York: Anchor / Doubleday, 1964 p. 94.
☀️ :jrbd: 🌑
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2025-06-24 22:04:06 CEST

@npub1cmv…zglc Are you familiar with this?
Red & Rosy
1989
United States
Frank Grow
via the highly recommended...
https://x.com/psychotronica_
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/740/099/971/744/915/original/b02d394a74ef1795.mp4

2025-06-24 17:40:41 CEST

"CHURCH OF the SUBGENIUS" Tshirt, Vintage (1985) rare, new/old store inventory, Large. Last Gasp of San Francisco, 1985 Subgenius productions, Rare, vintage but new/old store stock, white 100% cotton, made in USA Hanes beefy-T, size large, RARE, NOT PREOWNED.
$190.00
https://poshmark.com/listing/CHURCH-OF-the-SUBGENIUS-TshirtVintage1985-rarenewold-store-inventorLarge-644f35ac382db81d0d43f87f
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/739/089/569/839/371/original/fa9adb7146617c16.png

2025-06-23 13:51:38 CEST

The greatest point in history is when you are alive and able to send one dollar to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs - and that time is now!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-06-22 21:16:36 CEST

Tom Tom Club - Genius Of Love (1981)
"Whatcha gonna do when you get out of jail?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCWCF19nUhA

2025-06-22 13:57:13 CEST

If your foes got away
And your plans had bad ends
So you can't crush your foes
Don't punish your friends
Your friends are still there
So they're easy to seize
But don't punish your friends
Make new enemies
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-06-02 03:19:03 CEST

EBN - Monks (aka Super Zen State)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_WtPj4ab8o

2025-05-28 13:38:07 CEST

So have you decided yet?
:jrbd: 👯 🦋
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGIOSn75YUk

2025-05-18 22:13:58 CEST

Most of the photos I've seen of Jesus riding two donkeys have the Lord with one foot on each donkey. But I think it was more that he was riding a donkey normally, and that donkey was riding a donkey. That's the miracle of it.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-05-06 14:07:06 CEST

The frontier of science as documented by @npub1fhz…lurs
:bgft: :jrbd: :bigfoot:
https://ohai.social/@reallybigfoot/114460781017335420
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/460/794/766/903/661/original/86425ab512960c88.jpeg

2025-04-26 14:34:32 CEST

The people you hate are either stupid, evil, tricked, or some combination of these. They aren't the way they are out of logic, nor tradition, nor preference, nor is it a temporary state of being. It's okay to hate them - they've earned it!
IF you are a SubGenius, that is. For "Bob" grants you an all-inclusive EXCUSE, which you must admit is far better than mere "forgiveness."
If you're not a paid SubGenius, you may instead be forced to have compassion for other people.
CHOOSE WISELY.
:jrbd:

2025-04-23 13:53:17 CEST

You already know about The Conspiracy, whatever name you may call it.
But do you know about The COUNTER-spiracy? Do you know of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and his mighty Church of the SubGenius?
You can FIND OUT the hard way, or get in on the ground floor NOW while rates are low.
The greatest mail-order mind-control cult on the market today at this price range!
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/387/135/651/222/752/original/ec4ac01ad172247e.mp4

2025-04-09 18:54:31 CEST

The very @npub159f…h0yq writes:
"Passover begins this Saturday. Time to watch Seder-Masochism, the free culture animated musical based on both Exodus and pre-Abrahamic goddess-worship that comes back every year!"
https://sedermasochism.com/
https://archive.org/details/sedermasochism/
https://vimeo.com/263398514
https://x.com/ninapaley/status/1909996441419792713

2025-04-04 03:16:41 CEST

- reply

"Bob" in "George Clinton Double Oh-Oh \ Bullet Proof !!!!!!!" (1985)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT9JO11UxrU
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-04-03 14:46:54 CEST

- reply

I'm not sure how I'd know if this isn't happening all the time right now.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-04-01 23:31:10 CEST

"People don't like having religion forced on them."
As if religion was a thing one "liked."
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-04-01 13:57:25 CEST

Helen Kane - I Want to be Bad (1929)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXPh5TvoTAc
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2025-03-29 02:22:36 CET

The Church of the SubGenius may have launched from the top ten floors of a skyscraper in Dallas, but today our ministry spans the globe!
With thanks to psychotronica! Recommended daily dose of bulldada.
https://x.com/psychotronica_
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/243/099/075/106/369/original/625eb8584762e120.mp4

2025-03-20 21:32:42 CET

The salesman who called said "I'll sell you this wall! And this snake and this fan and this rope. I'll sell you a tree-trunk, and having more-thunk, I'll sell it all cheap: you're no dope." I said "not for me, and the reason you see, although your pitch is tres elegant: is that sighted or blind your offer unwinds, it can't make an elephant."
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-03-14 12:19:34 CET

A tabbed poster for your local bail bond agency, discotheque, laundromat, record shop, abattoir, campus library, or place of worship.
Anywhere desperate people are seeking simple answers, the religion market flourishes! And The Church of the SubGenius is the greatest mail-order mind control cult on the market today at this price range.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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