Brother Corn

Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, mayo, salt. Very large roll. aka, 'Turkey Terrific'.
When having Thanksgiving away from home, I will usually have a small feast for myself just so I can make these from the leftovers. 😊

2026-03-26 09:57:39 UTC

Just FYI, Bitcoin Audible Read_935 was almost completely silent from ~5 min - ~21 min, looks like the article itself had an issue.
Maybe its just me? @theguyswann
Also, Amethyst sez ur DM relays are no bueno? Sorry for the public shout out man, love your work!

2026-03-15 17:55:15 UTC

Hey, appropos of nothing, Firefly might be making an animated series!

2026-03-10 10:11:31 UTC

One of the most Bitcoin things ever:
The cognitive dissonance of always wanting more dollars.
To buy Bitcoin.

2026-03-07 12:55:03 UTC

Strike is in New York?!?!?
https://blossom.primal.net/a1a0a4f35c7498555bc2b0958918a634e0c8911dbb8e2b69eb80b8d625c653c0.
https://strike.me/blog/announcing-strike-in-new-york/
Oh, and fuck bit license

2026-03-04 04:06:05 UTC

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Iykyk

2026-03-04 04:04:50 UTC

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All time? That is a big question! I want to say Valheim but its still in Beta so I'd probably fall back to Minecraft.

2026-02-28 12:50:27 UTC

fuck

2026-02-26 18:16:04 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/f534103989b52a5d40f9196709e8bc8e15e1686fc78bf66951bc49eb2c893943.gif

2026-02-25 12:01:42 UTC

Ohhhh, jealous! I'm old and (fiat)poor now, lol
#nevent1q…6qe7

2026-02-17 20:55:47 UTC

The mood is bottom of the bear...
I see articles in magazines that usually don't talk about Bitcoin (tl;dr: it's dead again)
but the DATs haven't crashed out or been bought up yet.
Back to stacking I guess...

2026-02-08 15:23:14 UTC

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Ah, feeling that 'coughing b/c your lungs are rejecting the air as a foreign gas it's so cold' feeling. Good times

2026-02-07 12:47:22 UTC

The feeling I get when engaging the internet (present company excluded, ofc) regarding any political issue can best be described as, "parenting a teen."
For example:
Me: I feel this way about this thing.
Internet: OMG, that's so stupid and you suck.
Me: OK, why do you think that?
Internet: Because you hate love and freedom and you're stupid!
Me: Um, OK, why do you feel that way?
Internet: I want you to die and I hate you forevaaaar!!!
*30 seconds pass*
Internet: Can I have some money?

2026-02-07 12:34:44 UTC

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Fair.
12 grands sounds about right for what 1.3Mil from 2022 is worth today 😜😂😢

2026-02-07 12:19:51 UTC

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2026-02-06 13:08:12 UTC

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I already sold the chairs and went through the couch cushions, but now the couch is starting to look... liquid-able.
#nevent1q…s4kw

2026-02-05 21:12:32 UTC

I will take my love of Bitcoin to the grave.
I will also take my love of the discontinued ChacoTaco to the grave, but I'm just weird that way.
https://blossom.primal.net/baee4238219850a66e0d6b35e838596035a5793ccd5df33b4bd7b57936ca74f3.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/baee4238219850a66e0d6b35e838596035a5793ccd5df33b4bd7b57936ca74f3.jpg

2026-02-01 12:24:29 UTC

Thank you for this!
If I am doomed to suffer emotions, I prefer the positive, hopeful ones.
Even a backlit clock "is right twice a day", same as a dark one.
And I, for one, am definitely broken.
🧡🧡🧡
#nevent1q…msvx

2026-01-31 18:39:43 UTC

Those chairs are looking pretty superfluous rn, ngl

2026-01-31 03:44:22 UTC

👀
#nevent1q…mct8

2026-01-30 11:14:50 UTC

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Proof of awesome work

2026-01-26 12:35:29 UTC

“For years I quietly mocked 2A defenders who argued arms were necessary to defend American rights against a tyrannical government,” former Rep. Dean Phillips, D-Minn., wrote on X. “Today I apologize, because I’ve seen it with my own eyes.”
https://blossom.primal.net/03c607eb829c57bf04544a2646c9fb57f8a0956e3dbd90d0338eb092082f7a4b.jpg

2026-01-25 11:51:22 UTC

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"Paint your damn house"

2026-01-25 03:10:16 UTC

Just a reminder that there is no part of any form of law enforcement which suggests, calls for, or even permits the execution of restrained suspects.
For any reason.
Ever.

2026-01-24 18:40:04 UTC

In my younger days, I was a very, very angry person.
I try to be a good man, and I do better than I used to.
When I found Love and I found God, I thought I had overcome that part of myself.
But lately...
It is getting more difficult.
https://blossom.primal.net/c29dadf86155454113c9c695f8138eeea0322d0fb5c6282d6fff0b27b42ea325.jpg

2026-01-22 03:50:33 UTC

I heard a really good speech today.
It made me want a LOT more Bitcoin.

2026-01-21 04:27:40 UTC

Be like me, buy Bitcoin.
If you do, I'll be like you...
buying Bitcoin. 💛💛💛

2026-01-13 12:29:25 UTC

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Such a great year for movies

2026-01-13 01:56:00 UTC

Just put my nsec into an app, it still makes me nervous every time

2026-01-13 01:02:43 UTC

1000 words is for "legacy social media", now a picture is apparently worth two hours of my life 😂 Danny, stay strong brother, you did great!
NOSTR, where the snozzberries still taste like snozzberries 😜
#nevent1q…sz4n

2026-01-03 19:35:51 UTC

Wtf Netflix?
You been up my ass to watch Moonhaven for weeks and turns out it was cancelled years ago?!? What do you think, that I have a deep need to get invested in a universe that is already dead?
I need to vibe code an app to filter Netflix for non-cancelled TV.shows.

2026-01-03 19:26:48 UTC

Gradually and then yesterday.

2025-12-27 14:38:11 UTC

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GM to you, good sir

2025-12-26 03:38:44 UTC

I love this time of year so much.
Thank you for all the good vibes you spread into the world to make that possible!

2025-12-25 17:07:19 UTC

Ha!
#nevent1q…ws7f

2025-12-23 15:09:41 UTC

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"Staaaaack..."
https://image.nostr.build/e1193c6248f6e2cba04944b3c9a7abfb59a847417d23a9e428dab1cbc3f893b4.jpg

2025-12-17 12:55:55 UTC

Is there such a thing as the opposite of a bucket list? Things you want to never do?
I just started mine with, "Have a posed photo taken by a magazine photographer."
Jfc, that was brutal, Vanity Fair 😂

2025-12-16 12:42:33 UTC

There is no conspiracy: the center cannot hold.

2025-12-13 14:26:08 UTC

I'm no An-Cap but you know what? I love every damn part of this.
#naddr1qq…r2l3

2025-12-13 14:20:17 UTC

Want number go up?
Soft fork any quantum patch (with an off switch b/c there will always be a need for an update).
Number will go up.

2025-12-13 14:17:58 UTC

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2025-12-13 11:32:30 UTC

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Hey Allen, why don't you tell us a story NOT about Eric. Maybe a purely hypothetical story? Totally made up, right? C'mon, I want the fake news ❌📰

2025-12-03 12:13:34 UTC

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@nprofile…nfew

2025-12-03 12:06:17 UTC

What a pretentious asshat.
Why do fascists love Bitcoin? Because it works. Because it helps them. Because moves their earned (or "earned" as the case may be) value through time.
THE SAME AS IT DOES FOR ANYONE.
Here is a question back at you, "What is worse, a corrupt, invasive system that hurts the most vulnerable?... or an open system where everyonei has equal influence, even your enemies?"
https://www.notesfromthecircus.com/p/the-banality-of-bitcoin-advocacy

2025-12-02 02:18:54 UTC

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2025-11-17 11:10:32 UTC

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Filled.
Onwards.

2025-11-17 11:07:27 UTC

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Commissioner, light the Chad signal!
Dunanananananuh!

2025-11-17 04:45:59 UTC

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Bids filled, prophecy fulfilled.

2025-11-14 12:23:52 UTC

Just put the last of my liquid capital on a bid and it wasnt even that stinky.
I may have to wait a long time, but since my hold time is my own death, I'm OK with that
But I will NEVER get left behind again.

2025-11-13 11:54:34 UTC

The US has minted it's last penny.
That's just how the ice cube melts, folks.
https://image.nostr.build/ea9ff4eac16d46e268db3321ba05e6f58ece9bb8196b8c332c6f0f587d900fa1.jpg

2025-11-10 12:28:28 UTC

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Beautiful. GM brother Gigi

2025-11-06 12:03:39 UTC

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MS for sure doing their best to drive Linux adoption this year.
Hard to imagine a better sales pitch than, "Nice OS ya got there. It'd be a shame if we turned if off on ya."
https://image.nostr.build/05f37515d10dcf6eb176ec22a56f5140f42472311bf1de23f6fc449f86323ed9.gif

2025-11-05 03:35:55 UTC

Bahaha!
#nevent1q…scq5

2025-11-04 17:50:57 UTC

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"...stopped connecting and started performing."
🎯

2025-11-04 17:45:05 UTC

If my bids get filled people gonna be freeeeking ouuuuut

2025-11-02 14:19:59 UTC

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I'd ask [email protected] but that man has zero free time

2025-11-02 14:17:45 UTC

OK Nostr, I need an AI jockey carry out a critical mission:
-Take Shaggy's 'Wasn't Me' video.
-Sub in J. Powell.
-Change the lyrics so he is singing, 'It's not QE'
Go, Go, Go! 😂

2025-11-01 19:34:37 UTC

Ahhhh, ya got me!
I lol'd
#nevent1q…2sxk

2025-10-24 19:54:59 UTC

Price worries?
"Only. Twenty. One. Million.
... Ever."
You are the welcomes.

2025-10-23 02:53:23 UTC

About a year ago, today was the day I predicted Bitxoin would top out to finish the 2025 cycle.
Shit, I don't even believe in Bitcoin cycles anymore.
Its funny what can change in a year.

2025-10-21 01:12:37 UTC

After 2 nights of 5 hours of sleep I am so...SO tired.
Looking forward to this snooze.
I am so damn old.
#nevent1q…2faj

2025-10-12 12:14:44 UTC

Changing lanes here real quick....
SO I am travelling and forgot my meds but its not for business so nbd...
AND I had tested Aska twice last week but had decided to stop BC jaysus that game is a lot of logistics...
AND THEN my dreams last night were so fucking real!! Not that I WAS the main character living in a crafting/survival world (love those dreams), but that I was sitting at my screen playing Aska compulsively, not even loving it that much. For HOURS. After waking up multiple times. Relentlessly.
So, now, do I uninstall it bc who needs that in their life? Or have I invested the time and effort to get over the hump and I should get back to being the best Viking I can be?
This is as hard as I am letting myself think today, enjoy your Sunday!
https://image.nostr.build/f0692c28f7b6083e99d54bb0decdb3d914ec7e9f57fa645397595c49cf521e54.gif

2025-10-05 13:27:58 UTC

First, they laugh at you.
Then, they call it "the debasement trade."
Then it becomes the global unit of account.
...
But we were already winning. We were winning the whole time.
🧡🧡🧡

2025-10-03 02:08:53 UTC

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My lawyer said this wouldn't stand up in court as a 'tragic boating accident', but I say, "What the hell, shoot for the stars!" 🧡

2025-10-01 11:21:35 UTC

Pouring one out for the old Satlantis today.
Back in the Minecraft days, it was pure magic. The new platform, Tribyu, has boundless promise, but I guess it wasn't profitable in the end.
Dun, you are the uber-chad for keeping this going as long as you did.
https://image.nostr.build/32a94df3e68348f1753bc72011af6b62a82a2dea69afe9f2f8027266dcd17243.gif

2025-09-28 16:30:00 UTC

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Loved it

2025-09-27 12:22:47 UTC

Here is Hester 'Da Purse' Peirce's Coin Center speach, gloriously preserved at the SEC archives for all time 😂
Her outgoing views on crypto as through a fictional NFT collection, I thought it was pretty funny!
https://www.sec.gov/newsroom/speeches-statements/peirce-remarks-coin-center-dinner-092525

2025-09-24 16:41:22 UTC

Work on making your personality more about yourself than how you feel about 'them'.
You're just giving them power over you.
Search within.

2025-09-21 15:30:28 UTC

Fight to defend.
Not from words, not from threats, but from attack.
Never fight anyone to control them.
Deny Fear, choose Love.
🧡🧡🧡

2025-09-16 17:18:27 UTC

We make our own vibes here.
This. Is. NOSTR!!
https://image.nostr.build/bc11c8a1e3178ad4f7248aaed3453bbeea40de28e8983773a176ddb398bab469.jpg

2025-09-13 17:34:46 UTC

How many of you terrified, rage filled, total fucking man babies who were calling for war yesterday still think it is a great idea?
Fucking WAR?!?
The one thing GUARANTEED to create more of the EXACT SAME horror you were screaming about just hours ago?
Where did your righteousness go? Where now, is the absolute certainty that THEY SHOULD DIE?
Calling for war? I weep! I weep for our cause.
Humble yourselves, as if you stood before the throne of the loving Father of all His children you just murdered. Humble yourselves.
As if your souls depended on it.

2025-09-13 17:10:42 UTC

Don't. Assume. Anything.
Especially when you think, "They might come for ME."
Never think you know what side someone else is on until they ACT.
Because if you do, you will find blood of some baby's Daddy on your hands, and all you will have to defend yourself is, "He was thinking of coming for me."
Don't give into the fear of what might be.
Love, first. Always.

2025-09-09 19:07:45 UTC

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You are on for a pleasant suprise my friend.
You will stumble and fall at some point, that's just life. And when you are flat on your back, unable to 'pay the rent', you will judge yourself like you were drawing your last breath and you will look around in shame...
and the love will be there.
🧡🧡🧡

2025-08-27 14:17:10 UTC

Wow! If we are still early, some of us are just earlier than others lol
#nevent1q…dytp

2025-08-14 04:24:10 UTC

Just another All Time High 🧡🧡🧡
https://youtu.be/bFurkDf6WXg?si=wNiA0B5iK7_UTk7n

2025-07-30 12:14:33 UTC

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I wish peace for you my brother.. Breathe. If you need help, reach for it, whatever it is.
When I was suffering, I thought this quote was bullshit, but it helped me to have it, later on:
"Given time, beauty comes of all things."

2025-07-16 02:52:54 UTC

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She wants something for her vote.

2025-07-07 11:25:21 UTC

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Went to a party this weekend. Pretty much what happened to me.
I have been studying Bitcoin since late 2017 and I live in a top 3 country with the most Bitcoin. And I have still never met another Bitcoiner in my real life.
So. Early. 🧡🧡🧡
#nevent1q…mxfc

2025-06-30 11:41:36 UTC

Apropos of nothing, if Murderbot episodes were Game of Thrones length and not an insane 20 minutes, I would have stopped torrenting them by now and bought an Apple+ subscription.
The fucking Corporate Rim ruins everything.

2025-06-25 11:31:14 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/06c7eed84e51f872c5c1c63c8e586227ceafd5a746c16b46a9f0c6f26ec7199f.jpg

2025-06-15 18:02:23 UTC

One bitcoin equals one bitcoin, there is no dip. https://image.nostr.build/0f145c4cf972288a2feb017c92c03ad6d33941ef34cb315909d4f52ddaf865e4.jpg

2025-06-13 20:32:21 UTC

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We had a good run boys

2025-06-02 10:42:44 UTC

My house is full of people singing 'Lava chicken'

2025-05-22 11:46:19 UTC

I loved you at the bottom
I love you at the top
Love is the way, price is fleeting
Help someone else find the way

2025-05-06 11:28:03 UTC

Alby has new pricing!
I think this really illustrates their commitment to self sovereignty.
It would have been so much easier to just keep collecting triple the monthly fees but for the low low price of getting off your ass and setting up a channel yourself you can save %66+ on the best lightning experience on the market.
Greed vs laziness?
I might get around to it 😂
https://getalby.com/pricing

2025-04-23 19:16:51 UTC

It's interesting. I post a lot less on Nostr than I did on Twitter, but it's only because I no longer feel the pressure to post crap just to keep up.

2025-04-15 11:22:39 UTC

Just a PSA:
This may be a tight community, but if any celebrity DMs you cold, it's probably not them.
Love... and verify 😘 https://image.nostr.build/a2361c49a53eb61ae032991d8d3521127a4ddafdfbf714358b5410b3e9fae19b.jpg

2025-04-09 10:45:28 UTC

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"It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you have"

2025-04-04 12:19:09 UTC

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GM 🧡

2025-04-04 12:16:47 UTC

Got the latest AlbyBuzz and wow, it listed so many great projects!
Also, how the hell was I not following them already? Nostr fail, my bad.
Don't be like me, follow
@nprofile…uutr