Psychotic Militant Bitch

What I am thinking. Pizza pockets are basically just calzones anyway.
I have seen pretzel buns that were whole like that but I am not sure on that one.

2025-06-08 15:38:07 UTC

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ok
why not just get a pizza dough or crust and make a pizza?

2025-06-08 15:28:22 UTC

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I get it I just watched this video and had to pause it during the second clip and walk around he got me so wound up with his kikery and holy fucking shit. You sexed THEM, so you were the pitcher at least?
:deep_concern:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBNckNEn90Q

2025-06-08 13:12:20 UTC

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yes he really likes fucking trannies :AAAAAAAAAA:

2025-06-08 13:11:13 UTC

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If you don't do that I will vote for you.

2025-06-08 13:08:43 UTC

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This isn't a lie. He kept doing it even after I told him to stop. When I muted the thread he appeared in another thread and started doing it again.
The man can't fathom fucking a woman that doesn't have a cock and I am unironically a little angry about it.
https://nicecrew.digital/objects/dee0c101-df99-4aed-8546-5f47b64fd950

2025-06-08 13:05:50 UTC

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what happened now?

2025-06-08 13:05:13 UTC

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I vote for Tomato for spamming my inbox with dick girl (anime troon) lusting

2025-06-05 13:35:25 UTC

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kill him
this is an actionable threat

2025-06-05 13:30:21 UTC

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I vote for Andreas

2025-06-05 13:30:10 UTC

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I vote for Blitz

2025-06-04 19:32:41 UTC

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I like the way the AI added muscle definition to her breasts.

2025-06-04 19:31:25 UTC

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Preempting people dismissing them because they're old, how old was this guy?
https://media.nicecrew.digital/ebbf1c013a956fb18b11a5ed5fe7fb3d23b0c7fc34757231b2a6b3efd15dc88c.png

2025-06-04 19:24:23 UTC

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Be safe

2025-06-04 19:19:04 UTC

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no that's Canada it is similar but different

2025-06-04 19:13:49 UTC

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I could use some cognac right about now

2025-06-02 12:37:52 UTC

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I was told I should also vote for Tony.
I vote for Tony.

2025-06-01 17:29:08 UTC

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I don't care about any of these people.
Someone chronically online tag me for Tomato (spammed my mentions with dick girl thirsting), Andreas (he's a fish and a nigger), and Xenophon (for the lulz and because he got big mad at me once for talking about tans)

2025-05-28 01:25:32 UTC

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ALRIGHT ASSHOLE LISTEN TO ME, THE FORD RANGER WAS AMAZING AND-
>mid sized
... wait, what?

2025-05-24 14:31:45 UTC

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ok zoomer

2025-05-24 12:54:57 UTC

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:fish_nigger:

2025-05-24 12:54:12 UTC

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Is it too late to volunteer Matty? He is obsessed with eggplants and other phallic objects

2025-05-24 12:53:36 UTC

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Oh damn, so many tough calls.

2025-05-24 12:48:38 UTC

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Is that who that is? Stiff competition this year

2025-05-24 12:48:07 UTC

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wait is Judge Dread not competing this year?
Man this is a hard call but I will probably go with tomato for thirsting for dick girls in my mentions fuck him

2025-05-21 17:11:40 UTC

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Oh, so a true hermaphrodite?
Those are usually retarded from the extra chromosome.

2025-05-21 17:10:54 UTC

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always has been :animu_gun:

2025-05-21 17:08:08 UTC

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women don't have penises

2025-05-21 17:06:22 UTC

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male version of loli I think

2025-05-21 17:01:27 UTC

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/18f03634f9197151edb8c9d437d044a72d560a75bcbdd86a3d59056624db0265.png

2025-05-20 16:00:09 UTC

Not the first time they admitted it, won't be the last, but here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Lr2YoijYE

2025-05-20 15:22:25 UTC

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Was this made by an Asian? Shouldn't it be Fresh Right?

2025-05-20 15:21:44 UTC

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Good night
https://media.nicecrew.digital/bc8ddb28bf305a576ab82b6f4f56a8a3e596abb3bd750d00fe9c199dd307c934.png

2025-05-20 15:14:19 UTC

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I am glad my boomer family members aren't this bad, but I know there is going to be a huge clash over inheritance when my grandmother dies and I am not looking forward to being the arbiter.

2025-05-19 22:14:12 UTC

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There are ways you can make them smell good
https://media.nicecrew.digital/4d827d0aa63eeccba9922cc4f15f07f2183b4659adce19d11ffe7163265e2ea4.png

2025-05-19 21:02:43 UTC

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Mayans

2025-05-19 21:00:22 UTC

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Only in animals

2025-05-19 20:57:58 UTC

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porn isn't always jewish, but it is always destructive to your soul

2025-05-19 20:39:19 UTC

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I had one flash a flood light at me for doing ten over the speed limit
Unless you're really flying you aren't worth their time usually.

2025-05-19 20:24:31 UTC

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>that one guy that keeps getting on BFP
You haven't narrowed it down

2025-05-19 20:19:31 UTC

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/d377b79f4d7b092b4bee1be500cc1cdeb24f56d7ba94a2b8adb903e2edfc7446.png

2025-05-19 20:17:08 UTC

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I know, it is probably the third biggest reason why I am never around anymore.

2025-05-19 20:13:39 UTC

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If you neuter him it will calm him right down

2025-05-19 20:08:41 UTC

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So am I
https://media.nicecrew.digital/978c1024c0c7792c2f4a6bc8228ecc117f09e5925753fc4581803764db34ccc5.jpg

2025-05-19 20:06:16 UTC

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You don't want to play this game with me
https://media.nicecrew.digital/fca3ee61b527ece148956e96b80efcc4f7f14dcd29864db24d5af9496259908e.mp4

2025-05-19 20:03:13 UTC

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It is a relief it won't happen but knowing it could still sickens me. I have a natural aversion to it.

2025-05-19 20:02:04 UTC

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I hope she feels better. I had a rat terrier as a child and my cousin had a daschund and always loved them. I am trying to think what their babies would look like and :animu_wat:

2025-05-19 19:59:49 UTC

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You like when people angrily shame you, do you? :animu_angry_1:

2025-05-19 19:54:42 UTC

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I suspect most of them.

2025-05-19 19:50:57 UTC

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Nothing grosses me out more than being called mommy in a romantic way. That's why I shit on anyone that does it.

2025-05-19 19:45:58 UTC

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pov you are a bug on the wall

2025-05-19 19:09:33 UTC

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From right to left, India, France, Canada, UK, USA, ???, Japan, Australia, ???
Who are the wolf and the black bird suppose to be?

2025-05-18 13:54:34 UTC

"I'm gonna be tiktok famous yall"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSoe_1lsBCk

2025-05-16 17:52:02 UTC

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People making pasta wrong?
Wait no that pisses them off.

2025-05-16 17:43:24 UTC

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Recent buy or did she have one before they pissed off commie retards?

2025-05-16 17:39:09 UTC

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nevermind thread just loaded
as bad as things are they aren't that bad at the moment for me, please take care skizm

2025-05-16 17:37:21 UTC

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What's going on?

2025-05-16 17:29:00 UTC

Insurance paid 4K less than estimated cost of fixing my rough after wind and hail storms. Gave an extra 2K for siding which will go to roof repairs instead yay.
Cousin came over, fixed my lawn mowers. Did riding mower and mowed despite having been up all night at work (he was too) and fasting (he ate a fucking cheese burger before coming over). Got made fun off for absent mindedly mowing around wild flowers (only the ones I think are pretty). Snapped. Got made fun of for snapping. Had it pointed out that I have termites. Soul temporarily leaves body. Didn't get made fun of for breaking down and crying though I could tell the asshole wanted to.
Ran over snake with mower. Stopped out of pitty and tried to stomp its head. Missed due to squirming and it tried to bite my boot. Big fangs. White mouth. Realized it is a water moccasin, soul temporarily leaves body X2 and jumped back on mower. Ran over it and backed over it again multiple times until unrecognizable.
Got in. Took shower. Ice cold, soul temporarily leaves body X3, and nearly jumped back out. Hot water heater out.
Shaking from fatigue, hunger, anxiety and cold despite it being like eighty degrees outside. Going to bed now. Be sure to tell me how you're doing so I can read when I get up. :)
If I get up at this rate. :D

2025-05-14 01:30:43 UTC

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showed him I drink wild turkey and have a broken down vehicle on my lawn

2025-05-12 18:11:58 UTC

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so power rangers?

2025-05-12 18:01:23 UTC

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"Guys we have to keep the cats under control so they don't kill the birds! Wait, is that bird killing a cat? Time to kill all the birds!"

2025-05-12 18:00:12 UTC

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they know what son means, "a reason to move on"

2025-05-12 17:57:58 UTC

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oh no I am sorry to hear this :aqua_cry:

2025-05-12 17:51:23 UTC

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local birds kill them
https://media.nicecrew.digital/c9dd7fd7b8e660d914826821df2ba0a30dadddfa1eb465467ccec30eb15c5c4c.png

2025-05-12 17:48:21 UTC

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I am sorry I shouldn't have ever scrolled up

2025-05-12 17:46:00 UTC

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I am not listening to nigger music

2025-05-12 17:40:32 UTC

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cats aren't that expensive to keep unless they're indoor
most farmers get them explicitly to kill vermin and pests, which they eat

2025-05-12 17:39:19 UTC

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Yeah, they are solidly integrating into the food chain :aqua_cry:

2025-05-12 17:36:13 UTC

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it was 120 for the last one we spayed

2025-05-12 17:33:29 UTC

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Like I was saying, it just isn't an issue here and definitely isn't a cheap procedure.
We still sometimes spay or neuter cats, though it often is followed by them going missing within the year. Coyote, bobcat, owl, motorvehicle, no telling

2025-05-12 17:30:47 UTC

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:02shrug:

2025-05-12 17:28:13 UTC

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no u
granted, I live in a rural area where outside cats typically become part of the ecosystem and indoor cats will only breed if you're stupid enough (like you) to bring male/female pairings inside
I forget most of you are suburbanite and urbanite scum where this becomes a problem

2025-05-12 17:26:17 UTC

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I have a renter who insists on flipping pancakes and omelets by tossing them in the pan and get into shouting matches with them over spots like this on the ceiling and walls

2025-05-12 17:23:46 UTC

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I love how you turn my sarcasm against me by doubling down

2025-05-12 17:21:46 UTC

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I know of no Christian sect that censors the name God. Some of them might not want to use Jehova, but none say G-d. Just typing it sickens me.

2025-05-12 17:13:08 UTC

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Everyone can afford this and if they can't they just shouldn't have pets

2025-05-12 17:11:37 UTC

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slut answer: I should be able to have more than one lover just like I should be able to have more than one dog

2025-05-12 17:05:25 UTC

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this is one of my favorite parts of the Bible right up there with when Elijah summoned two bears to maul a bunch of teenagers to death

2025-05-11 21:07:14 UTC

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I am ready for God to throw this dirtball into the sun frankly

2025-05-11 21:02:36 UTC

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:AAAAAAAAAA:
...
:AAAAAA_glitch:

2025-05-11 20:24:38 UTC

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your mother didn't just shit you out, your dad had to fuck her first
the seed and the soil are both necessary unless a supernatural force wills it as with the Adam rib story and the virgin Mary story, stop acting like this is not the case

2025-05-11 20:13:56 UTC

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The best part of this was cut. There's a moment shortly after this where they change the subject and he stops crying to debate it like nothing happened.

2025-05-11 19:44:59 UTC

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stop smell of his sleep farts please

2025-05-11 19:44:14 UTC

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I didn't remember the pedo shit just the satan themed gay rights t-shirts, including the one that said that "if I can't spread love I will spread fear" or something ridiculously ominous like that

2025-05-11 19:40:16 UTC

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OH, that's Target Tori, Jewish customer saw an electric tooth brush marked as $0.01 and tried to force the store to honor it and when she the shift supervisor told them no they had a bitch fit melt down, took that picture of her, and tried to get her in trouble on twitter.

2025-05-11 19:38:23 UTC

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i am only a little drunk, honestly suppressing my power level right now but anything stupid i say is because of the couple shots of bourbon

2025-05-11 19:36:44 UTC

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target mentioned NEVER FORGET
https://media.nicecrew.digital/b096e36cd3279e6a8a45f7cafd73fb9e4581b6ff560d2c1e23f29e5ee34be0ba.png

2025-05-11 19:35:31 UTC

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vtuber wants to do the funny pippa pipkin walmart thing but picked the wrong fucking target

2025-05-11 19:30:33 UTC

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she doesn't look jewish

2025-05-11 19:24:27 UTC

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I don't wanna swap to linux it confuses and frightens me but this legitimately pisses me off in a way I can't put into words

2025-05-11 19:22:08 UTC

Our Zoomer children: We want to cook for mothers day so none of you have to! ♥
The rest of the family: Yes this sounds good.
Yet slowly over the course of the next hour all of us found a reason to intrude.
First the boomers, because they either micromanage everything or refuse to help in any way. Literally one zoomer asked how to work the oven because it was different from her's and that translated into boomer speak as "I don't know what I am doing at all please take over before I burn down the house"
Then the millennials to protect the zoomers.
Then gen x out of peer pressure from the millennials the boomers to pick a side
Then finally my silent generation grandmother to break it up.
Mothers day was good otherwise. I hope all of you have had a good one.

2025-04-10 13:58:46 UTC

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My mind is hard to change. For the same reason I gave him a lot of benefit of the doubt before finally having to listen to him call everyone not in complete lockstep with his views his "enemy" aggressively for about a month straight, it is going to be really hard for me to like or trust him again. :animu_shrug:
But I don't necessarily wish him any ill will.