Jennifer De Broglie-Bohm

Local maniac with normal/well-adjusted hobbies, not a weeb, bass player.

Unfortunate CFO of a real company

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Alt: Thulean Jennifer De Broglie-Bohm (npub1hml…83aw)

Alt: Thulean Jennifer De Broglie-Bohm (npub1hml…83aw)

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[email protected]

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2026-05-20 20:54:10 UTC

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I'm not a psycho who would wear $2,500 on my wrist, so the $70 Casio will have to do
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/91/a5/71/91a57177fcdd4f39e2a1b5d0143dc284140d1cf4f9bc018d4e089b375f38f0d4.webp?name=S_RsS-i_xHOTWQ.webp

2026-05-20 20:51:57 UTC

I should buy a watch
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/db/50/9d/db509d3ee2754efc2ae7be5b7e57eb472c9ec60e020d3c56baf9e4f7eb37be27.webp?name=_iXGFboVjUX-wA.webp

2026-05-20 17:53:52 UTC

I got the bright idea to try and convince one of my coworkers everyone else on the team joined a cult while he was out on vacation that was a mix of Palantir, Herballife and Scientology and everyone got so into it, the entire team chat has been filled with shit like:
"Has everyone completed their 10% commitment transfer this week? I think the Central Node is doing a purity audit tomorrow"
"Your tonal numerical purity values must be off the charts!"
"Praise be Heirophant. But ensure doubt doesn't creep back into your flex array and disrupt it!"
"I had lunch yesterday with an old co-worker and he is at least tangentially aligned already. He could make an excellent addition to what is already a strong and vibrant node!"
"Unfortunately the safety team do not put consideration into the Node when making these decisions."
Very Mitchell and Webb ass shenanigans
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/12/a0/66/12a066a2f6a5f6f23b3f05c3b38aef8a0d2fb8558b36679097428f9b17dea40e.mp4?name=5JIOM1U8arsQ4Q.mp4

2026-05-19 12:54:15 UTC

@sun can I upload a shitty B movie to SPW

2026-05-14 09:22:55 UTC

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IT'S NOT FAIR :teto_judge:

2026-05-14 09:18:54 UTC

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bro i just want her tomboy folder

2026-05-14 09:15:06 UTC

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nigga why are you running rsync as superuser when the dest is your home folder

2026-05-14 09:12:04 UTC

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can i rsync that folder rq

2026-05-11 20:59:58 UTC

I wanted to have my cake (X11 on my desktop) and eat it too (Steam running like a console) so I stapled a 50ft HDMI to the ceiling between my office and the living room and concocted a X11 nested wayland compositor setup that turns on my TV, switches the audio output, and launches steam inside the nested wayland abomination.
X11 (Display Server) -> LightDM (Display Manager) -> WindowMaker (Window Manager) -> Gamescope (Nested Wayland Compositor) -> Steam Client
I'm very happy with how well this works tbh even if it did require manually defining an EDID to force 60Hz 4K.
The only downside is that because Steam thinks it's running on a Steam Deck, you don't have the menu options to exit big picture mode.
BUT, SteamOS has a script at /usr/local/bin/steamos-session-select that it uses whenever you select "Switch to Desktop" from the power menu, but that's not going to exist if you're not running SteamOS, so I made it a script that shuts down steam.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/7f/d2/52/7fd25291d4041fa60b9e01ba07c2e368747e9c8033824c8ad16f8f23279df56e.webp?name=rh3DKzLuga3jXw.webp

2026-05-10 13:20:12 UTC

Steam Controller get!
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/45/aa/cd/45aacd8627db87b8bb622c890e92c23a073d67e2a6c6c686708c1b94aeb041fc.webp?name=7Z2a5b4lU4UELQ.webp

2026-05-06 00:44:13 UTC

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I actually really liked The Dropout (the show about her) did you see it?

2026-05-06 00:41:51 UTC

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her fault was getting caught

2026-05-06 00:35:02 UTC

I should make a startup that's also a cult.

2026-05-04 12:27:02 UTC

Met a man in his mid-30's with a tattoo of Lain, Tomoko and the girl who cries allot from Chainsaw Man, all on his hands.
He's clearly going places.
I cannot be assured that they are good places.

2026-05-02 17:30:55 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/4b/5c/67/4b5c67a310c508473a7763981d2ecb3735710f0af9a38c23c17b7157ab16224e.webp?name=cdoI5CArh9ClOA.webp

2026-05-01 15:16:19 UTC

Why tf is it so hard to find normal or low-rise jeans? Everything is high waisted and made for fat people.

2026-04-29 20:06:38 UTC

"It's hot when a girl becomes her father" - @shibao

2026-04-24 09:28:21 UTC

it needs to be more socially acceptable to dress like this in public
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2026-04-24 09:19:16 UTC

We aren't gatekeeping enough, actually
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2026-04-23 23:50:44 UTC

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Permahbs familiarize yourself with [Sonim's product line](https://www.sonimtech.com/products/phones) then.
Sonim XP Pro or XP10 if you want a PTT smartphone, XP3+5G if you want a PTT flip phone or a XP5+/XP5+5G if you want a candybar. They all run android in same capacity.

2026-04-23 23:35:26 UTC

I also just replaced my flip phone with something much more horrifying
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/75/c5/dc/75c5dc4ca2f75ba9a2d69ed93ba4a235fb559e288db80e1ce8b640caea42e735.webp?name=ofKBZlGQp3i3qg.webp

2026-04-17 15:12:28 UTC

call me crazy but i don't think i'm gonna find anyone with a vulva on a website called 'pawslut.party'

2026-04-09 00:55:57 UTC

I strongly believe that pushing normies into STEM was a net-negative for engineering.
Engineering and science were the fields that people with genuine interest and/or undiagnosed Aspergers gravitated towards and were professions where those types of individuals could apply their talents more naturally. The meme of the engineer personality has allot of overlap with Aspergers personality traits and quirks.
By telling everyone that the only way to make good money was STEM and ramrodding it down the throat of people who wouldn't have immediately chosen it, I think it's degraded the quality of the engineering workforce at large as well as the result of said workforce's work product.
Maybe I'm overreaching with the Aspergers part, but I'm very certain that the insane promotion of STEM has ended up damaging STEM instead. These aren't career fields for normies and the influx of normies is damaging our ability to build quality stuff.

2026-04-04 02:04:11 UTC

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bro i am old, i go to sleep at 10

2026-04-04 01:58:13 UTC

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ma'am, it's 10pm, that's called going to sleep at a reasonable hour

2026-04-01 09:05:57 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/49/ae/3d/49ae3d06d99eb6cc01298cd678be1376ead6ffb5e8457e3dbc22d3a2b77ced77.webp?name=70Xe5ri_fQAzdg.webp

2026-03-31 01:49:55 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/2c/a8/d0/2ca8d029de269dbe04b50d51c9756588b7dbf095a44c7f55ef450de3dd6f8546.webp?name=wsg_4__I-W069Q.webp

2026-03-27 22:14:55 UTC

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if you were gonna show it off, here's some better angles of the le home office
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/2c/da/56/2cda56b41a708c61bf3cad6de4d9d626d9c468379a3f4087625a017c8fe4f459.webp?name=n2iHrfth575HvQ.webp
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2026-03-27 21:46:27 UTC

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yeah
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/e3/88/d2/e388d249c9b8d8c666380d9986cf31a0e00b6bf2f98f4dd737b6365a32a03fd9.webp?name=nSqbMw4gbH2BEA.webp

2026-03-27 20:45:08 UTC

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so true!!!!
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/88/0f/8b/880f8bdd1a3841bbb73b72db7f206f8008c71d01e54a5ab7dd53132e5571a3d8.webp?name=Ibjmr42pSp714w.webp

2026-03-27 20:20:00 UTC

NO NO NO
WHY IS CHISATO ON THE THUMBNAIL FOR THIS KIND OF VIDEO
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/25/60/d1/2560d187f4651be7bd93031f6098fa329fef824b4fa82eefda7c0198dd2d6f42.webp?name=A4x2R8vyq8elJQ.webp

2026-03-26 18:17:29 UTC

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oh yeah, you did used to have muscles

2026-03-22 00:52:40 UTC

You could give yourself 900nm infrared vision for the low, low price of only $964.03 US (before S&H)
You'd have to stick needles in your eye(s) and IR light would appear as the color green, but wouldn't it be cool to have night vision?
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/60/f1/3c/60f13c120f693710b721b45f6415e860d1076c482814a2c79233295bf910d794.webp?name=GJ1506pxBTBC7Q.webp
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2026-03-19 13:47:37 UTC

this is what it feels like to open my laptop every morning
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/aa/a8/02/aaa80200015cecc37c571f868f240efe1333dfd54b8ee98b5ab1258f281761f9.mp4?name=D5p_6a_cLvpTLQ.mp4

2026-03-18 22:27:18 UTC

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I gotta stop reading this shit or I'm just gonna get heated again. These "people" are pathetic and disgusting.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/58/92/b8/5892b828d6e626cc4b49d4809b6958839ab636ffe098e750dc9fc4f7a5f9e6a4.webp?name=L0IgKkF7TEQoFg.webp

2026-03-18 22:06:38 UTC

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I wish Lennart Poettering a very go-drink-bleach-immediately.
I don't want you shoehorning your disregard for the Unix philosophy into every major distro as an excuse to shove your bloated ass flatpaks up my unlubed asshole.
@claude review
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/8d/4e/20/8d4e20b5e86d42fbc783434c507c7eb4d0ecbbb3ec12a1d54086415a3acd3b5a.webp?name=Ad9f5pGkISYELw.webp

2026-03-18 22:01:18 UTC

I HATE SYSTEMD I HATE SYSTEMD
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/78/2f/b7/782fb7bc9352e7a843ab38607a7847bd03f7341d649cb2c650e7dc96512335b4.webp?name=JdQIVbQ25hBt-A.webp

2026-03-15 18:22:04 UTC

The type of human that lives in this environment should be preserved as an endangered species.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/1e/56/0c/1e560c27c919e96657e9f14e0152954ea8afdfcd78eec6e7222aefc844f09e7b.webp?name=t91XoXqWBRNWwA.webp
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2026-03-09 01:08:19 UTC

Anyway, I'm @maid. I'm a bassist, engineer, shootist, enjoyer of temperate weather and 100% not a weeb.

2026-03-09 00:56:13 UTC

hi @sun thanku for inviting me to your super cool instance