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2026-05-23 00:32:53 UTC

Why do cats talk to birds? Its the funniest goddamn thing.

2026-05-17 21:43:54 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 everything is fruiting early this year, that autumn rain changes everything. Soon as I finish mowing its ready to get mowed again. Getting strong feom all this hill mowing, used to do it once a year, Ive done 8 years worth this year.

2026-05-13 01:06:06 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc I hear ya, same here, Ive easily done six digits of miles in my life, back when you had to fight for your life and these days just a bunch of entitled assholes slowing everyone down. The roads out here are NOT safe for riding, no shoulder, many curves and hills, go somewhere else if you value your life.

2026-04-20 01:52:08 UTC

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@nprofile…nyex I have my suspicions about lymes. Ive seen people get very affected by tick bites, but I never have. I grew up in swampy ass Maryland and routinely was bitten. Out here now and they still bite me, but Ive never been sick from it, infected, yes, but not sick.
Also, I didnt know it was only the young small ones that can spread it. Do they shed it or something as they age?

2026-04-20 01:40:00 UTC

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And I do not believe that bullseye means lymes infection. Ive had several and I dont have lymes. I think it means it barfed inside you when pulling it out.

2026-04-17 01:25:21 UTC

Lol
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/417/437/118/382/476/original/77d187895bc133b0.jpg

2026-04-17 01:18:25 UTC

When Heath Ledger played the Joker, did he borrow mannerisms from Manson and tweak them a bit? I think he drew heavily from Manson but don't know shit about how he prepared for that role.

2026-04-13 23:13:22 UTC

I havent eaten fast food in this century but when I did, I favored Whataburger. That wad a good burger. Have no clue how they are now, been about 35 years.

2026-04-09 02:50:51 UTC

If someone coukd make a meme of a pressure release stack and name it Tucker Carlson that would be great, thank you.

2026-04-09 02:36:31 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen from day one, and yes, I was there day one, I have always hated his "singing". Marble mouthed emotional throat stroking. I always picture him singing with a mouth full of sliced up hotdog franks, squeezing mustard into his mouth and all over his face. Fuck Eddie Veder.

2026-04-09 02:32:09 UTC

Trump burned Noem hard, hung the ICE issues on her, and on her way out, leaked the fact, on the tails of her fucking someone other than her husband on a plane, that her husband has a most bizarre titty fetish, embarrassing AF. Then he gave that plane to Melania. And then fired Bondi, after she contorted for him in front of congress. And then Tulsi is gone, too.
There is a movie script here, if those things are still relevant, "Revenge of the Bitches".
They have collective power right now.

2026-04-08 04:49:42 UTC

I think this ceasefire has little to do with Iran and Trump and the demon state. I think world leaders got on the phone. Given if the current narrative has any veracity, who knows what machinations all this crap is hiding, but given that, I think the pressure came from abroad, "you can not do this, figure out another path, or Israel is burnt toast and America will be internationally shunned."

2026-04-08 00:08:22 UTC

Trump blinked

2026-04-06 22:23:15 UTC

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@nprofile…d3qt every president this century has done impeachable things, but Trump is vocally advocating for war crimes and escalation that totally skipped the bullshit congressional approval process.
But the Ds are fags and will gin him up on some bullshit because they are AIPAC whores too.

2026-04-06 22:17:02 UTC

I have seen word of the old trick of appointing a speaker of the house that is not a rep and since that person is ranked #3, if you get rid of POTUS VPOTUS then that person is prezdint, so the cucktards on the left, after the rainbow people win the mid-terms, want the new D House to appoint Harris as speaker, impeach Trump and Vance, and have her take the helm.
These "no kings" people are Guiness level retard.

2026-04-06 20:54:55 UTC

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@nprofile…07lq @nprofile…cz7d I wonder if he took measures to avoid evaporation. It is gas after all.

2026-04-06 20:11:17 UTC

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@nprofile…jgdk in all seriousness, is this true, is this the current condition of our return to the moon? Shit everywhere?

2026-04-06 19:28:48 UTC

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@nprofile…jgdk is there smell in space?

2026-04-05 00:19:48 UTC

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@nprofile…cz7d sounds unlikely

2026-04-04 23:20:55 UTC

So, Iran has captured a US pilot and has offered to exchange him for the ten thousand unlawfully held prisoners in Israel that are scheduled for rhe death sentence.
This is what 3D chess looks like.

2026-04-04 14:46:00 UTC

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@nprofile…g939 James has really fallen though I still appreciate his work on cultural Marxism, it is really weird that he hasn't figured out the keystone

2026-04-03 13:59:08 UTC

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@nprofile…g939 they did that in WWI also, tens of thousands of soldiers got really sick from them

2026-04-03 02:19:05 UTC

Bunch of bridges gonna get blowed up here shortly in the ME

2026-04-03 00:56:38 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj some topical dmso will bring the swelling down , I grew up with that stuff, it works

2026-04-03 00:49:51 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 the 14th itself is a most fucked up amendment on several layers

2026-04-02 23:32:16 UTC

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@nprofile…8c9a that's a lot of frozen shit preserved up in them mountains!

2026-04-02 23:29:10 UTC

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@nprofile…kgul "but honey, I take a shit every morning, and get paid nothing, please, see where I was coming from. It's not like I did ass to mouth or anything, I just took a shit on a plate, don't tell the kids, the oughts were whack, you know that."

2026-04-02 23:04:52 UTC

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@nprofile…nqy9 I like Mozart, better than I'll Eat Your Dead Face or I'll Piss In Your Boots.

2026-04-02 23:02:01 UTC

So Bondi's temporary replacement, Todd Blanche, was Trump's personal attorney and is friends with Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyer.
Def getting more files folks!

2026-04-02 22:54:11 UTC

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@nprofile…t0k3 the really do, I've heard no sound bites from the supposed left against it.

2026-04-02 22:50:31 UTC

Pretty sure when the midterms come and the looney left gets into office, they will impeach trial Trump, AGAIN, and not for the war, but for profiting off of it, him and his family and that son in law of his. It will be devoid of initiating the war. Or Israel's role in it. And it will be a circus while continuity of the agenda sallies forth.

2026-04-02 22:38:02 UTC

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@nprofile…eqfl yup, she next

2026-04-02 21:51:58 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen we did kite surfing though

2026-04-02 04:00:37 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj just learned of this, color me incredulous

2026-04-02 03:25:50 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp I hear ya, wasnt bashing your post

2026-04-02 03:25:26 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp a lot of Jewish slave traders and holders, left unmentioned in the official narrative.

2026-04-02 03:14:01 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp they have a long history of seeding false narratives at opportune times, plenty of reason to view this as that

2026-04-02 03:12:55 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp the trans-sahara slave trade was exponentially worse, these "I condemn!" votes are performative stupidity. Also, there have been many slaves all over the place, including white people, if race is an issue.
I agree with the US vote here.

2026-04-02 03:08:04 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp ain't buying this one

2026-04-02 03:02:32 UTC

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I didn't know we had 4 astronauts outside circumnavigating the moon right now.

2026-04-02 02:52:36 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 this country is so not ready for what is coming

2026-04-02 02:51:33 UTC

Did anyone watch the Trump thing?
Was it good news?

2026-04-02 02:33:14 UTC

So fucked up
https://x.com/PushDemsLeft/status/2039402414785106429

2026-04-01 03:35:25 UTC

No one else on NAS? Woohoo! King for a minute, king for life!

2026-04-01 03:32:26 UTC

I have to police spell check more than my kid and this is the AI world I hate my fucking phone

2026-04-01 03:30:11 UTC

I want to manufacture a prosthetic single breast that comes out of the center of my chest and walk around in public and shame people who glare at me. No cleavage, all mound.

2026-04-01 03:28:15 UTC

I think being killed by s hippie would be the worst easy to go

2026-04-01 03:23:17 UTC

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@nprofile…s8ct there is a parallel here going on to when a relationship is in free fall and the two involved no longer hide their discontent, to how the government is relating to the people, they just don't give a fuck anymore. Not even hiding it, coming home with some other woman's pussy scent still on their beard, and kissing the wife, not to say hi, but to say, "fuck you".
That's where we are at.
[I stole that analogy from Unbearable Lightness of Being]

2026-04-01 03:17:28 UTC

Given Noem's troon-ass husband, shouldn't the bluehairs be welcoming them with open tentacles?

2026-04-01 03:03:47 UTC

This current version of the Trump administration is waaaaaay past the issues I had with Obama, Bush and Clinton.
Those guys, they would at least dance with you before fucking you in the ass. This guy here, he dances while he fucks you in the ass.
Where are in the most preventable dumbest times ever.

2026-04-01 02:54:48 UTC

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@nprofile…nqy9 from what little I have been exposed to him, it appears he feeds off of low hanging fruit.

2026-04-01 01:53:07 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen I wish they ate the flag like in that Simpsons episode

2026-04-01 01:48:54 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 I don't trust this guy at all

2026-04-01 01:48:30 UTC

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@nprofile…29y7 sweet, so we got a drought incoming which makes the lack of fertilizer irrelevant and a bunch of people are either going to starve or EAT THE BUGS!

2026-04-01 01:46:53 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen this guy here, totally normal. A very balanced individual.

2026-04-01 01:45:21 UTC

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@nprofile…0j0l um, that's a hate crime! 🤪

2026-04-01 01:44:16 UTC

Apparently the commie regime in Virginia is making it mandatory that schools teach J6 as a "violent insurrection meant to overthrow the government of the US".
Can you believe this shit?
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/virginia-legislation-prohibiting-schools-jan-6-falsehoods/

2026-04-01 01:31:44 UTC

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@nprofile…swsj this is so gross

2026-04-01 01:31:18 UTC

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@nprofile…7pd9 @nprofile…lsen the dude getting his ass whomped must have been on drugs or those strikes were soft, there were like four hundred significant strikes in a minute, dude should have been laid out. Rib strikes and gut punches work wonders, punching people on the skillet and kicking legs ain't enough mustard.

2026-04-01 01:15:12 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen pulling down the pants and kicking him in his bare ass was some good fight IQ

2026-04-01 01:10:15 UTC

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@nprofile…7w5t who's idea was that anyway? Sick fucks.

2026-04-01 01:08:52 UTC

Kristi Noem's hubby is a troon?
I miss weird. Things are bizarre.

2026-04-01 00:49:21 UTC

The bullet didn't "not match". The bullet particulated so there isn't "a bullet", there's just metal and shit.

2026-04-01 00:47:44 UTC

Women blame men for all of society's ills when it's literally pussy driving all men towards society's ills so how do we fix this?

2026-04-01 00:46:04 UTC

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@nprofile…4pam dickface magoo

2026-04-01 00:45:27 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 good on Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski the third.

2026-04-01 00:43:07 UTC

The Iranians have taken everything underground.
USreal is getting its ass kicked by molepeople.

2026-04-01 00:17:08 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 the west will not consent to this superficially, they won't admit fault and pay.
What I think will happen is that "passage toll" through the straights will vary depending on who's ship it is or where it's going and they will, over time, exact that cost from this method.
The west would destroy itself before admitting an responsibility, it is in collective psychosis.

2026-04-01 00:12:29 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg he had an epiphany on space mountain, the world swings on such moments.

2026-04-01 00:05:13 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx fuckin' A dude, glad you made it safe

2026-04-01 00:02:12 UTC

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@nprofile…0j0l I didnt realize he was so short, I thought he was an old fat guy

2026-03-31 02:56:18 UTC

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@nprofile…kwcf great movie, shows they can do it but they rarely do

2026-03-31 02:54:15 UTC

The world wide web is tightening.
Plant a garden.

2026-03-31 00:30:38 UTC

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@nprofile…c965 the reason Dane doesn't get banned or canceled is because he has done a very good job backing up his information and has presented himself as a sober climate enthusiast with documentaries facts. I do not share his impending climate doom perspective, but I do not question it either because the net benefit for awareness is more important. They are polluting us.

2026-03-31 00:27:11 UTC

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@nprofile…c965 it was absolutely horrible over CA this weekend and now everything is a hazed out slop and the big rain we had predicted is going to turn into an old man inflamed prostate attempt to piss.
People think I'm crazy but I have seen this repeated for years, big rain predicted, skies get fouled before hand, prostate piss following. I hate it.

2026-03-31 00:22:47 UTC

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@nprofile…ws7h it's true, I have a meat supply here that doesn't even need a bullet. I can trap the quail and ring necks too.

2026-03-31 00:19:28 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen she looks satanic

2026-03-31 00:17:57 UTC

Turkeys are intelligent enough to show up every day and pilfer my chicken food and their water but too stupid to find their way back out of the coop area and fly around bouncing into everything like an autistic child trying to open a can of beans.

2026-03-30 23:39:42 UTC

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@nprofile…g939 when you think about it, the explanation of her suicide makes little sense. Apparently she read his confessional diary and saw that he had been cheating.
Was she a complete oblivious naive? I don't know if I buy that. She married a Kennedy, a DNA philanderer and likely did it for the status and lifestyle and he can also be charming.
But to suggest she killed herself, didn't care about how thay would impact their children, because he is a hound?
Eh, its a weak argument.

2026-03-30 23:37:05 UTC

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@nprofile…83vp I blocked him a long time ago because I don't need that negative juvenile angst in my feed, Im old ffs, but I say let deranged Zios go off their verbal leash, they are making a mockery of whatever they want to be perceived as, let it go forth, let it add up.

2026-03-30 23:35:03 UTC

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@nprofile…g939 was she the wife who killed herself?

2026-03-30 23:34:08 UTC

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@nprofile…6gfa whats interesting is this may in the end work out as far as an end to US disturbances in the ME. Im a strict hemispheric. We have the golden goose, we can operate as the alpha on half of the globe with two oceans separating ua from their madness. Why we have ever been fucking around over in that cesspool that is the other half of the world is beyond me.

2026-03-30 21:55:53 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz Im not a Catholic or even a Christian and I find this repugnant.

2026-03-30 21:54:21 UTC

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@nprofile…g939 he said that? Holy crap

2026-03-30 20:55:45 UTC

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@nprofile…6gfa I don't think it's winnable or if it is if it was worth it but we'll see, I think it's going to drag the whole world down if it keeps on.

2026-03-30 20:21:10 UTC

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@nprofile…6gfa they would have the financial incentive to do so.

2026-03-30 19:09:35 UTC

So Israel is going to now murder all of those they hold in custody, some 10,000 Palestinians? Can this get more fucked up?

2026-03-30 17:18:50 UTC

Most of Iran's oil is in the western fifth of the country. I think the crazy idea is to secure that land. It's never going to happen. I don't think it can even be taken, but if so, it can't be held.

2026-03-30 16:57:16 UTC

I know people have mixed feelings about Daryll Cooper but I think he does a great job. His most recent episode is available to the public now.

2026-03-30 16:54:13 UTC

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Always surprises me how much noise they make while flying, like that dude who wants to keep talking while cycling or jogging, dude, don't you have to breathe?

2026-03-30 16:52:54 UTC

The geese are heading north

2026-03-30 01:23:08 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg what did he do now? Suck another dick?

2026-03-30 01:18:25 UTC

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I flibished dlu blottle wazing flor dlu blats

2026-03-30 00:37:12 UTC

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@nprofile…cz7d just going after his enemies, like how the gov't kills their drug competition, this is an assembling, not a cleansing.

2026-03-30 00:29:54 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 I don't think it's going to work, dude. I had a long conversation with my neighbor last night who I adore and we were completely opposed on this issue.
But we srill respect each other and work together to keep our collective shit running.
I'll tell you what I told him, this isn't going to work, it's going to backfire and it's going to 1) plunge the world economy into chaos and 2) give the commie libtards a platform and momentum to reverse Trump's campaign promises.
Blue hair revenge

2026-03-30 00:09:15 UTC

While having no sincere expectations, I had hoped Trump's narcissism would fuel him fulfilling his campaign rhetoric. Had he done so, he would have gone down as one of the best in a septic field of choices, but he decided not to, or was always set up for this, but he is just about the most hated motherfucker on the planet right now and I wonder what that does to his narcissism.

2026-03-30 00:04:17 UTC

In the age of AI I believe spellcheck is purposefully operating to snag a user like a stroll through a blackberry patch may hinder one's progress.

2026-03-30 00:02:40 UTC

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@nprofile…nyex I had to leave gin in the past, love thay stuff.

2026-03-29 23:36:03 UTC

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I read online that a good homemade gnat trap in a mostly empty bottle of wine, so I have to drink this bottle of wine.

2026-03-29 23:16:10 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 at least pull over, on these roads, have some courtesy