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I want to be a cartoonishly evil Mr Beast. Like I want to give a homeless guy a folded up $100 bill and when he unfolds it a spring loaded boxing glove shoots out and knocks his teeth out.

2025-01-17 18:55:51 UTC

Think I'm gunna order one japanese booster box of 151 and two wild force booster boxes when I get my money

2025-01-17 18:44:57 UTC

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I don't do that every night

2025-01-17 18:40:41 UTC

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2025-01-17 18:40:31 UTC

Last time I played Mario kart the sound of my karts engine was so incredibly annoying like it actually started to piss me off

2025-01-17 18:37:18 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/abbd0d37f4e10ab84b9e7f82c71cafa6ea76d6c725bf1acf73400bd16bb5f94f.jpeg

2025-01-17 18:35:29 UTC

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$100 for an ETB is kinda crazy usually they're like $40-$50 unless if it's 151 I guess.

2025-01-17 07:36:02 UTC

Shoutouts to the squirrel out there rattling the chain link fence right outside my window
Go fuck yourself

2025-01-17 05:07:24 UTC

I like not having to style my hair it looks good as is

2025-01-17 04:49:56 UTC

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Damn typos

2025-01-17 03:48:39 UTC

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If Tony Soprano can do it then it's not gay

2025-01-17 03:36:16 UTC

Next time my friend comes over I'm going to pat him down to check for a wire just to fuck with him

2025-01-17 02:36:23 UTC

Fludd is an awesome character go fuck yourself

2025-01-17 02:34:00 UTC

Anybody wanna lend me $3,000 real quick? 👉👈🥺
https://i.poastcdn.org/af888a5ce3fdf94dca9c595bd4bba79af3a97bec69f0becdcba1e489650ba324.jpg

2025-01-16 19:47:35 UTC

Smosh SHUT UP sound effect stuck in my head

2025-01-16 19:43:23 UTC

They call it a piggy bank because I stick my hog in there

2025-01-16 19:38:32 UTC

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I ate gummy bears until I got a headache last night

2025-01-16 19:38:03 UTC

Can't wait to play the new smash game

2025-01-16 19:32:31 UTC

Should I make pizza rolls or eggs

2025-01-16 19:31:53 UTC

Oooh crunchy crystal

2025-01-16 18:53:57 UTC

The tranny character is so much taller than everyone else 😆

2025-01-16 18:49:43 UTC

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That's how I eat chicken

2025-01-16 17:37:28 UTC

Mr Beast's game show is completely unwatchable I've seen every episode and I still have no idea what is going on

2025-01-16 17:31:41 UTC

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You stole it from me actually

2025-01-16 17:30:30 UTC

I like this way more than 8's artstyle where you can see each individual hair on all the character models
https://i.poastcdn.org/c2be1d6bec4e8736f15f5996c68caa4a847d9cb3087322e30d7e7064390c4a36.jpg

2025-01-16 17:23:32 UTC

Nah the tranny in squid games is wild

2025-01-16 17:03:34 UTC

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Nigga what tha haeeelll 😭

2025-01-16 16:54:08 UTC

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"THAT SLOBBERING FUCKING SPECIMEN"

2025-01-16 16:53:07 UTC

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Me personally I'd never post about making other men gag on it

2025-01-16 16:46:03 UTC

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The trash in the streets of new donk city is too much I thought it was supposed to be a cartoon

2025-01-16 16:43:11 UTC

I don't like the realistic art style in Mario Odyssey

2025-01-16 16:08:49 UTC

This is the shit youtube shows me
https://i.poastcdn.org/93fe53dae5e5ba95e359433434a5b17a304ac3a9eb791696c475b4ff1c59ff64.jpg

2025-01-16 16:01:01 UTC

I like the character models in Mario Kart 9 they look super cartoony

2025-01-16 15:42:24 UTC

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Did that game even have that much optional content?

2025-01-15 04:59:30 UTC

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I believe it'll work for you brother

2025-01-13 01:23:45 UTC

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She's fun to talk to I guess we're going be friends

2025-01-13 00:54:00 UTC

That girl said she doesn't want to date me actually

2025-01-13 00:42:19 UTC

My left foot is freezing cold for literally no reason I hope this kills me

2025-01-13 00:15:14 UTC

Made a tasty bagel
https://i.poastcdn.org/a22cdc9d27424fb74238e718d29eb5533ae09b9982d8025f45a965dedcc85105.jpg

2025-01-12 23:27:31 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/65eea782eb1b2148c453db706cef45893a1b1ce560ae53b180ddb9fc3fcf5946.jpg

2025-01-12 23:25:14 UTC

Chat why are my eyes bloodshot

2025-01-12 11:32:51 UTC

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There's definitely a few points in the game where it feels like a challenge should've dropped a multi moon but it just gives you a normal one.

2025-01-12 11:29:38 UTC

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880 moons is already too fucking much.
Technically you can max out the counter at 999 by buying duplicate shop moons but that's not required for 100%.

2025-01-12 10:40:56 UTC

Odyssey is a lot more fun when you're actually allowed to run around and collect everything especially when you know where everything is

2025-01-12 10:21:38 UTC

Yume Freakki

2025-01-07 06:00:03 UTC

Someone should tuck me in and give me a little kiss on the forehead haha

2025-01-07 05:52:14 UTC

I was a disgusting little kid I get why I had no friends now

2025-01-06 23:36:57 UTC

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Sorry I'll stop

2025-01-06 22:24:43 UTC

Got that unemployed gambling addict rizz

2025-01-06 20:36:48 UTC

Another painting skip
https://i.poastcdn.org/450c16913e0b22bf2384883b5cb4746420ff9d9c0b0eca5e7a5d07b57adf8679.mp4

2025-01-06 19:07:22 UTC

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I drew that

2025-01-06 19:06:57 UTC

Already plotting how to blow this next pay check
(He hasn't even sent it yet)

2025-01-06 18:29:36 UTC

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Nah I'm drinking that one right now

2025-01-06 18:27:56 UTC

For this playthrough I'm grabbing all the available moons in a kingdom on my first visit. So I used a glitch with Glydon to grab the sand kingdom painting moon early lol
https://i.poastcdn.org/0b3be5f310c56c873b6198a7ebf7bfa21a2f421442bf0ef67d35c6ba431177a7.mp4

2025-01-06 18:07:02 UTC

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Maybe

2025-01-06 16:20:11 UTC

Going back to bed because I could only sleep like two hours last night

2025-01-06 16:18:07 UTC

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Sorry I'll stop

2025-01-06 16:18:00 UTC

youtu.be/T1Wyy7wQJIM

2025-01-06 07:06:20 UTC

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