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🇬🇧 MummaBear 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ( Dame)

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ITM UK

* never underestimate my imagination or sarcasm 🤣
NAS since 2017
NA.S since 2024

pay wall work arounds: https://archive.ph/
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UK flag tracking: https://flagforceuk.com/

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Last Notes

2026-07-04 10:14:38 UTC

The builder took the Micky out of my tape measure 🤪.

2026-05-15 20:56:18 UTC

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gosh I hope not

2026-05-14 19:08:31 UTC

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it's £2 a litre here

2026-05-06 15:38:01 UTC

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the UK has lots if they need more

2026-04-11 19:13:29 UTC

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I can't get my dog to pick up one 🥺

2026-04-11 14:44:49 UTC

Oooh please 🥺
KitKat truck flanked by security convoy after 12-tonne chocolate theft https://share.google/ZPSvH25NyP0T4WQHs
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/386/607/131/830/807/original/98b90a8337fddff6.png

2026-04-11 07:56:04 UTC

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what are the protesting? They have so many choices

2026-04-10 18:44:04 UTC

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is London safe😆

2026-04-10 18:38:06 UTC

Ireland is on the verge of civil war.
Any boots on the ground?

2026-04-09 19:26:30 UTC

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yeah only a few are smart

2026-04-09 19:20:44 UTC

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wait.... Mmm

2026-04-09 19:18:59 UTC

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I bet they didn't drop their prices to😆

2026-04-09 19:16:31 UTC

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chew on a clove. Fyi they taste gross

2026-04-09 14:13:45 UTC

Out walking the dogs.
I ask the " newcomers" driving a beet up Clio. Were they lost. Yes he says, the woman has a mask around her neck. They gave me the address. I said you just past it. He looks confused.
I go on to explain odd house numbers on the left even numbers on the right.
I then point to the house, check with e postie who's on the road. They drive on and still go past the house 😆😆😆

2026-04-09 07:27:08 UTC

I hate most video content. People looking at their phones when recording. Their eyes are always off.
It's creepy. 😭

2026-04-09 07:20:58 UTC

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it's more common than you think 🤔

2026-04-09 07:18:00 UTC

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omg I hadn't half a garage full of cables .

2026-04-09 07:14:03 UTC

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chicken nugget?

2026-04-09 07:13:19 UTC

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silicone has a very short life

2026-04-09 07:11:09 UTC

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they watch TV

2026-04-09 07:10:54 UTC

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😆

2026-04-08 20:02:34 UTC

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I asked ai that didn't really know either. All kinds of programming or it jobs

2026-04-08 19:59:51 UTC

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hehe 😆

2026-04-08 19:59:38 UTC

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that's awesome 😎

2026-04-08 19:59:22 UTC

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only how to voice message and take selfies

2026-04-05 19:17:04 UTC

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looks very poisonous 😭

2026-04-05 18:57:09 UTC

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my friend was rushed to hospital as jab caused gaulstones me . I suggest eating better. People forgot you have to take them for the rest of your life

2026-04-05 18:55:41 UTC

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UK... It's going great 😭

2026-04-05 18:54:24 UTC

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I blame the parents

2026-04-05 18:53:08 UTC

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USA French toast is completely different to actual french toast

2026-04-05 18:51:57 UTC

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maybe they print them after you upload them😂

2026-04-05 18:49:56 UTC

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oo very different from English blue bells 🤩

2026-04-05 18:47:08 UTC

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kids come to school aged 11+ they don't know how to use a keyboard.
One kid said what's a mouse.
They have no interest in learning to use computers.

2026-04-05 18:45:36 UTC

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mother of all bombs😂

2026-04-05 18:43:25 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/353/571/562/505/350/original/53e7c66e34c94ac9.png

2026-04-05 18:40:40 UTC

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magic🤗

2026-04-05 18:40:14 UTC

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oh that's not fair. They are doing well running drugs with the Albanians

2026-04-05 18:36:56 UTC

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yes 🖐️

2026-04-05 18:36:41 UTC

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👍. does he talk?

2026-04-05 18:36:02 UTC

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quite

2026-04-05 18:35:21 UTC

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slow suicide 😂

2026-04-05 12:32:56 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/352/114/665/800/456/original/3cb09eabd1957466.png

2026-04-04 19:46:23 UTC

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I wanna know how they remote in to fix the Outlook!

2026-04-04 19:43:05 UTC

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Wales and a New Zealand 😂

2026-04-04 19:38:08 UTC

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what crap is in that?

2026-04-04 19:37:18 UTC

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😂

2026-04-04 19:34:46 UTC

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I work with Autistic teenagers. Some can be very challenging. Routines are very important

2026-04-04 19:33:42 UTC

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ok

2026-04-03 17:36:32 UTC

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what show was it?

2026-04-03 17:34:15 UTC

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why do you think you are Autistic?

2026-04-03 17:33:53 UTC

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very few people are autistic. Living daily for a person with autism is very difficult. Most online surveys just wants to sell to something

2026-04-03 17:31:43 UTC

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projected

2026-04-03 17:30:59 UTC

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yeah everyone's addicted to coffee but the advertising made it cool

2026-04-01 19:04:36 UTC

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wait.....

2026-04-01 19:02:35 UTC

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haha yeah. It's all theater

2026-04-01 19:02:06 UTC

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, good.

2026-04-01 19:01:37 UTC

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things never change

2026-04-01 19:01:05 UTC

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both see who can go then highest. Embrace his choice for independence. Your thank yourself later. Now teach him how to use the washing machine

2026-03-31 19:00:03 UTC

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it's a saw he has a sheep what else will he do with it. Good noise gonna cut up the tractor😂

2026-03-31 18:58:19 UTC

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😂 lol people's fur babies 😭

2026-03-31 17:23:54 UTC

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😂

2026-03-31 17:23:25 UTC

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half nelson is best

2026-03-31 17:22:15 UTC

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is died before this. As soon as it become co2 friendly😭

2026-03-31 17:19:58 UTC

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and awe still moan about taxes now

2026-03-31 17:18:33 UTC

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wow some people do all those😭

2026-03-31 17:16:22 UTC

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15 he can push himself. 🤗

2026-03-31 17:14:47 UTC

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ahh

2026-03-29 19:33:06 UTC

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🤣

2026-03-29 19:32:45 UTC

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lucky you. I'm very fussy

2026-03-29 18:08:54 UTC

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you never going to sleep

2026-03-29 18:06:23 UTC

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🤣

2026-03-29 18:05:51 UTC

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😂

2026-03-29 11:31:36 UTC

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I love the Wombles 😂

2026-03-29 11:29:01 UTC

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smart dog 😎

2026-03-29 11:28:19 UTC

They have run out of things to steal! 🥴
Nestlé says 413,793 KitKat candy bars stolen en route from Italy to Poland https://share.google/t3RjIqsThTTXP7vpv
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/312/223/975/898/984/original/4f7192277c25aca8.jpg

2026-03-28 21:06:38 UTC

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unsubscribe🤣

2026-03-28 21:05:21 UTC

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I forgot that bit 😂

2026-03-28 21:05:07 UTC

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good point

2026-03-28 13:16:47 UTC

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what's bad is. You have to remind people not to be dirty buggers

2026-03-28 13:13:04 UTC

A friend asked me to show her how to use ai..
I said, pretend you're taking to a 2 year old.

2026-03-28 13:11:18 UTC

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hiding history, why?

2026-03-27 15:17:50 UTC

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yeah tis why my garage won't touch it

2026-03-27 15:17:27 UTC

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nice

2026-03-27 15:17:20 UTC

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my garage want an official source! Only jeep have nothing in the UK

2026-03-27 15:16:18 UTC

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🤗

2026-03-25 21:14:55 UTC

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oh that looks like it. Where did you find that?

2026-03-25 21:14:21 UTC

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🥴

2026-03-25 21:13:30 UTC

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what if I use the wrong one?

2026-03-25 20:14:30 UTC

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maybe your were just taking to much?

2026-03-25 20:12:33 UTC

I'm looking for a source to tell me the correct rear differential oil to use on a 2014 jeep cherokee KL 2.0 diesel.
No, my local jeep dealership didn't know🤣

2026-03-25 19:42:01 UTC

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why so low milage? Did you have the car from new?

2026-03-25 19:38:27 UTC

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it all tastes the same😁

2026-03-25 19:34:18 UTC

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is that good or bad?

2026-03-25 19:33:02 UTC

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don't you take zinc to help iron absorption? Ascorbic acid ( vitc) is great if you're fighting something.

2026-03-25 19:28:30 UTC

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and!

2026-03-25 19:26:52 UTC

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A+ 🤣

2026-03-23 18:39:33 UTC

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yup

2026-03-23 17:52:29 UTC

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who's marriage?

2026-03-22 11:59:16 UTC

Oh well... Another one !
UK battery manufacturer to fold after £2.5m deal collapse | Oxford Mail https://share.google/S2lFJ6rLcCWv0khsw
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/272/709/913/618/574/original/8580fcb1c510fb1c.jpg

2026-03-21 20:41:13 UTC

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awwww that's so cute