🇬🇧 MummaBear 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ( Dame)

ITM UK

* never underestimate my imagination or sarcasm 🤣
NAS since 2017
NA.S since 2024

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UK flag tracking: https://flagforceuk.com/

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2026-08-20 19:23:23 CEST

Where can I get an MS office download?
Asking for a friend 😜

2026-08-17 17:46:43 CEST

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post pending?

2026-08-16 17:24:08 CEST

Baby Fennik foxes
🥰🥰🥰
https://www.instagram.com/p/DbUvUg5EZyT/?igsh=OXQ5OGlidXc1dXdn

2026-08-13 21:22:12 CEST

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take some out before you give it to him

2026-08-12 21:04:01 CEST

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oh I bet the comments are gold

2026-08-04 09:25:39 CEST

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that they were up in the first place

2026-08-03 20:15:40 CEST

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sad

2026-07-29 20:36:51 CEST

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I'm half way though book 5. There's gunna be 10 👍

2026-07-27 15:00:39 CEST

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woo bumped him off?

2026-07-23 19:26:31 CEST

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omg how is adulting a word. Your either over 18 or mature enough to cope

2026-07-18 21:01:35 CEST

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gross 🤢

2026-07-09 21:26:05 CEST

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I teach maths. Everyone I meet says. I'm not good at maths😔

2026-07-05 20:55:06 CEST

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I have pixel 7.i can change the clock on my screen to where I like using widgets.

2026-07-05 20:41:00 CEST

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no. Put baby in direct sunlight. I can't remedy fire how long

2026-07-04 12:14:38 CEST

The builder took the Micky out of my tape measure 🤪.

2026-06-23 20:14:26 CEST

It's ok folks. I survived the heat today.
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2026-06-22 11:38:20 CEST

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the next twat won't be any better

2026-05-15 22:55:23 CEST

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change your pillows. Cold is good to encourage new blood flow

2026-05-14 21:08:31 CEST

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it's £2 a litre here

2026-05-14 21:07:29 CEST

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where's your pain?

2026-04-11 21:13:29 CEST

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I can't get my dog to pick up one 🥺

2026-04-11 16:44:49 CEST

Oooh please 🥺
KitKat truck flanked by security convoy after 12-tonne chocolate theft https://share.google/ZPSvH25NyP0T4WQHs
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2026-04-09 21:26:30 CEST

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yeah only a few are smart

2026-04-09 21:16:31 CEST

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chew on a clove. Fyi they taste gross

2025-03-07 22:53:36 CET

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I use my nanna's old singer machine. It's just lovely.
Dress making is very rewarding. I hope she's learns and enjoys it for many years

2025-03-07 09:58:26 CET

What frigging BTC app lets you purchase in the UK ?

2025-03-07 08:33:59 CET

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😂 I try not to leave the house 😂

2025-03-07 08:33:17 CET

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ooerrrr

2025-03-07 07:47:50 CET

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😂

2025-03-06 22:01:37 CET

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huh. Tyre warranty that has to be expensive. That's also not a thing here.

2025-03-06 21:29:43 CET

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The only drawings I see are.
" Wash me" and pictures of penises 😂

2025-03-06 21:17:09 CET

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grrrrr

2025-03-06 21:07:33 CET

There's more...
Dirty Van Art (+22 Photos) - STREET ART UTOPIA
https://streetartutopia.com/2025/02/21/dirty-van-art/
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2025-03-06 20:59:28 CET

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noooo I have two 👍

2025-03-06 20:06:15 CET

What are " super-strength drugs" ?
Police FOI unit dubbed 'authoritarian censor' - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn0ypn4pyyro
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2025-03-06 09:48:53 CET

I like it that her nose starts of wide then ends up narrow. Oh and she's white 😂
Woman's face recreated from 2,000-year-old skull found in Dorset - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp8le81d6yko
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2025-03-04 22:21:04 CET

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yeah i agree

2025-02-24 08:57:34 CET

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crikey. Nothing is allowed in the UK. The last thing to be thrown was coins😲

2025-02-21 08:29:36 CET

What Vitamin K do I need?

2025-01-28 22:25:17 CET

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your body can easily process natural sugars.
It's the fake crap that makes you fat and I'll

2025-01-27 20:56:24 CET

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awwww nearly time to see the rainbow bridge 🤗

2025-01-25 07:48:37 CET

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the truth is your perception?

2024-09-22 10:20:37 CEST

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what's true?

2024-09-18 21:04:53 CEST

[@eriner_bot](https://noauthority.social/@eriner_bot ) cream or jam first?

2024-09-18 20:50:39 CEST

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you have tea with biscuits.
Crumpets are breakfast. 👍

2024-09-18 18:40:13 CEST

[@eriner_bot](https://noauthority.social/@eriner_bot ) describe UK tourism.

2024-09-11 20:45:04 CEST

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well you don't want to work for a company that has no soul. Luck escapes.

2024-09-11 20:18:54 CEST

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ask for feedback..👍

2024-09-10 20:58:30 CEST

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in the UK they don't even tell you, no but no thanks.

2024-09-03 19:49:50 CEST

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I see this all the time in children that come to me. Schools have to stop teaching a whole class at once

2024-09-02 08:21:37 CEST

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the drive shaft needs an upgrade then?

2024-09-01 20:23:29 CEST

USA allows everything 🤣
Everyday Foods That Aren't Sold in Other Countries
https://news.soyummy.com/en/around-foods-different-banned-world?ly=native_one&abtv=a
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2024-09-01 08:43:22 CEST

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I think the whole EV market is a racket

2024-09-01 07:59:21 CEST

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I would think just lifting the bed to unload uses up the battery

2024-08-31 21:05:13 CEST

I think this tops ludicrous. 😂
Electric and hydrogen truck trials roll out as mining industry pushes to lower emissions - ABC News
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-28/diesel-mining-truck-converted-to-electric-to-lower-emissions/104230918
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2024-08-30 09:59:53 CEST

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oh yeah.
Early programming 😉

2024-08-29 21:58:27 CEST

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the website is vague.
https://gmnavdisc.navigation.com/models/Catalog/Catalog_Buick_LaCrosse/en_US/GMNA/USD
I'm guessing if you plugged into the obd port or might say.

2024-08-29 21:55:45 CEST

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They started to add GPS in 1990.

2024-08-29 21:47:02 CEST

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does the car have a SIM card?

2024-08-29 21:35:21 CEST

There are apps they will delete your data from your car after you connect your mobile
Yes your car has all the data on your phone. Oh and shares this with the main dealer. Insurance companies, Google ect.

2024-08-29 21:33:10 CEST

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oh I hate all cyclists. they deserve everything they get. They ride on the road until there's a red light and all of a sudden they are on the path. 🤬

2024-08-28 09:36:25 CEST

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" let's reach 0"

2024-08-27 21:14:38 CEST

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there's only 4 hours left 🤣

2024-08-27 21:14:12 CEST

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🤣

2024-08-27 20:55:12 CEST

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are you buying baby milk?

2024-08-24 21:46:19 CEST

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I cheated at looked it up😏

2024-08-23 08:33:44 CEST

Just what humanity needs 😏
Boston Dynamics’ new electric Atlas can do push-ups
https://techcrunch.com/2024/08/22/boston-dynamics-new-electric-atlas-can-do-push-ups/
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2024-08-18 21:49:00 CEST

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when EV incentives stopped in the UK sales slumped. They are now at their lowest ever

2024-08-15 20:19:28 CEST

You're all gonna die...
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2024-08-05 22:33:31 CEST

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I'll be mostly running across 3 monitor crappy chrome tabs. About 30 at once.

2024-08-05 22:09:03 CEST

Isn't this a little bit creepy. 😱
Third Grade Teacher Crocheted Mini Versions of Every Student in Her Class for End-of-Year Gift
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/third-grade-teacher-crocheted-mini-versions-of-every-student-in-her-class/
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