The Dan Hulson™

Good Morning to you, mate, I'm fucking gangsta I had a good sleep and spent the morning thinking about fat tits. Well, one pair in particular. Hoping you have a fucking legendary day and you are well

2024-09-03 13:41:45 CEST

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Talking of covers of his music I always enjoyed this by Soundgarden
youchu.be/watch?v=pBZs_Py-1_0

2024-09-03 13:31:45 CEST

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I always liked this Solitary Man and The Man Comes Around. Like a few of his tunes, innit.

2024-09-03 02:59:02 CEST

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Erm no, I realised I was a little hasty in my previous response. You have won me over with your skill in logic and debate

2024-09-03 02:52:43 CEST

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Excuse fucking me, woman, I'm a retarded man child not a literal retarded child. There's a big difference but with my height, you wouldn't know

2024-09-03 02:50:46 CEST

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Rest easy, friend, see you on the morrow

2024-09-03 02:47:11 CEST

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Typical Anglo loves fighting spastic children. This is why you need to return home. Next time we together can fight children together in the park. Retarded children in the park are just there and you can fight them for free

2024-09-03 02:23:54 CEST

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I found them annoying but Blackreach was awesome and clearly had some cut content with quests there

2024-09-02 21:22:06 CEST

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Don't be too hard on Mister Lister he's just a silly little Melvin who steals screwdrivers. He didn't know, innit

2024-09-02 21:19:34 CEST

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Mister Lister likes a semite over Ryan Gosling or Christian Bale 😒

2024-09-02 20:57:51 CEST

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Of course we can take the wine but Champagne is more my thing. It's 8pm here I had a quiet day. I'm glad you had a good day, Xuya darling.

2024-09-02 20:52:56 CEST

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True, we will take back all the Empire and invade France and put an end to Jeanburg and his ilk. Also, good to see you again, CXuya darling, hoping you well

2024-09-02 15:30:42 CEST

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You should ask Mathew you probably have a Pleroma version to use

2024-09-01 20:26:26 CEST

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It's not locked though I just have to accept followers nothing else, Evan

2024-09-01 19:32:36 CEST

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You love me still so that's all that matters. I really could have done with you to back me up to me old Mum that I ain't a queer. Like yea come on Mum it's no big deal the dick makes it cuter it says so right there on the poast 🙄

2024-09-01 09:57:25 CEST

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Morning, Brother Graf, I jumped on just to tell you morning and love you, mate. I have a slight hangover today from just a mere 5 pints. It's embarrassing, innit

2024-08-31 02:02:03 CEST

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I really want play Oblivion again but it has shit gamepad support so bollocks to that, innit

2024-08-31 00:32:22 CEST

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I'm always good to my guests

2024-08-31 00:08:19 CEST

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I bet he stole both off the same jew

2024-08-31 00:06:48 CEST

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Sorry, Jill friend, reading is for nerds. Real men sir around the house in their boxers cleaning and buffing their nails

2024-08-31 00:02:17 CEST

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Morning, Kiki Duck and Jill friend. I do hope you have a fine night getting pissed up and complaining about how awful men are or summat, innit

2024-08-30 23:58:18 CEST

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Even though I retired in my late 30s I still get that Friday feeling thinking I'm going out all night on piss. Rather than just sitting around the house in me boxers and saying nigger on the internet.

2024-08-30 20:05:21 CEST

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Precious and I have been on best behaviour this week. I don't blame you, friend. The tl just isn't the same without horney threads, innit

2024-08-30 19:58:08 CEST

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At least I don't go soft on you. That would be rather bad, innit

2024-08-30 19:53:19 CEST

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You told me that a few times tbh. Waiting for it to happen though, innit

2024-08-30 19:48:45 CEST

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Very after yesterday. You can be very aggressive with me 😢

2024-08-30 19:47:16 CEST

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I used do all my own work on me car. Clucthes, new engines, gearboxes whatever. These days I just do the smaller stuff meself, innit

2024-08-30 19:43:35 CEST

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That's the second time you told me that in two days, innit

2024-08-30 19:37:27 CEST

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He probably does after all that. What about poor me I fixed a mirror and sang in the shower. It literally wasn't that hard in the Gulag

2024-08-30 19:30:53 CEST

Today has been such a busy day. I fixed a mirror on me car and sang in shower. Should maybe have long sleep after that palaver. Hope you doing well friends and weren't as busy as me

2024-08-28 16:50:42 CEST

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He listens to faux Irish folk music, innit

2024-08-28 16:30:09 CEST

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I heard that bloody Irish shite you listen too

2024-08-23 23:34:04 CEST

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You just don't get it yet. Precious and I are a thing and our deviancy will be legendary

2024-08-20 01:05:40 CEST

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I had a few Toyota Hiluxs always liked them and everything is better with a Dshka, innit

2024-08-19 23:00:55 CEST

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The only thing my neighbours give me is dirty fucking looks. Perhaps I should stop calling them wogs and gross slope heads 🤔

2024-08-19 18:09:07 CEST

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I already told you I agree though, innit.

2024-08-19 17:37:05 CEST

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You would make him even prouder if you let me fire a few loads in you and had a baby, innit

2024-08-19 17:35:52 CEST

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Morning BestDan. Love you, friend. This week is gonna be good for all Dans and thus all the Queen Mum's own Commonwealth and her dominions

2024-08-19 17:32:01 CEST

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Morning, Jeanburg my friend. Hope you have a great week

2024-08-19 17:31:23 CEST

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Morning my most beloved friends. It's a good day and the week gonna be fucking great. Please send me pics of your fingers and boobs too

2024-08-19 17:28:38 CEST

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Earl Grey the afternoon tea of the true Anglo Saxon. Do you like it, Wrath me old mate.

2024-08-19 16:16:43 CEST

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fr they look like total shit. I'm older and look far younger. I also know drunkards that looks far better.

2024-08-19 16:12:57 CEST

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30s? They look like they were fucking born in the 1930s

2024-08-19 09:26:51 CEST

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Rest well my sweet prince.

2024-08-19 09:21:39 CEST

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Oi, darling, I sent you to bed already 🤨

2024-08-18 18:07:53 CEST

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Thanks for ruining my day, Sui

2024-08-18 18:01:36 CEST

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Daily reminder we could have cute children and degenerate sex and it would make Brother Graf and Yockey happy too

2024-08-17 16:45:43 CEST

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I have a beat up E90 M3. She has peak drunk divorced Dad and part time drug dealer vibes

2024-08-17 16:42:51 CEST

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I drive a BMW I just naturally do it on purpose

2024-08-17 16:30:52 CEST

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I fear the day Decayble get a Dollyocle react. I shouldn't give you ideas, innit

2024-08-17 16:28:05 CEST

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I just saw this on the tl and was thinking what have I done wrong this time 😢
https://i.poastcdn.org/dd5d65f5c5bcb770f202ff79c57124b9269f1bf2cb5090255c1295f622cc1f7f.png

2024-08-15 08:12:04 CEST

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These were my results, innit
https://i.poastcdn.org/6df7eea686fa129d5b0b2637cb811755ecc214b0ed5161c48b5651c5588c665e.png

2024-08-13 23:34:10 CEST

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Torture? I thought that was just a little light foreplay

2024-08-13 23:24:19 CEST

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She, did once promise to kill me but alas I'm still here 😩

2024-08-13 23:16:04 CEST

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I bet you just sat around UwUing at him, innit

2024-08-13 23:11:28 CEST

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He is a handsome fella. I hope you helped him find Madeline's book in that bar

2024-08-13 22:40:26 CEST

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I would make a cute vampire but sadly I'm just a mere perfect specimen of the Germanic line 😩

2024-08-13 22:30:45 CEST

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I know your game you just want me chase you so I get healthier and go out in the sun even more 😢

2024-08-13 22:15:45 CEST

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You going be wearing lots of glitter now then aren't you 🧐

2024-08-13 21:59:26 CEST

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Classic WASP work ethic. Strange really me of all people being the perfect WASP lack it in ways except for Racism and fucking

2024-08-13 19:00:34 CEST

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Gotta get your money's worth out those tax payer funding bogs, innit

2024-08-13 17:21:01 CEST

I always loved tunes with super deep and important lyrics that I can't work out while a cat throws Roman salutes
https://i.poastcdn.org/5d4b7ab97086aa5bd97b8f827cedd50de4428081f4cb74589fd2fe16171c19ea.mp4

2024-08-13 14:59:51 CEST

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Morning, darling.

2024-08-13 10:45:47 CEST

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Don't worry you can still sleep for 23hrs a days in Anglo Heaven if you want

2024-08-13 06:48:02 CEST

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Brother Graf as got us both keeping an eye on each other. I see 🧐

2024-08-13 06:41:02 CEST

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The only thing I flee from is women whistling at me in the garden while vaping. It was so scary 😢

2024-08-13 04:46:58 CEST

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The struggle of the White man and BigDuck. Fleeing in terror from cute girls

2024-08-13 04:43:08 CEST

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They are very cute are they not.

2024-08-12 17:35:10 CEST

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Oh, he's a Zoomer then 😬

2024-08-12 02:10:27 CEST

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Fucking Pikeys can't stand em. Gave the Navvies a bad name around here cuz they all larp as Irish. Thieving wankers

2024-08-12 02:05:54 CEST

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Many years agp a Gypo woman once tried sell me a moody gold ring while I was out shopping. It were worthless but still I spent 15 minutes haggling her down to £5 and wasted lots of her time just so I could pay her with a moody £5 note I had in my wallet I was trynna get shut of. It was a good Day for Dans worldwide and thus the Queen Mum and all the Danosphere

2024-08-09 12:47:43 CEST

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Not while I'm here at least

2024-08-09 04:44:48 CEST

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Rest easy, friend.

2024-08-08 06:58:18 CEST

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Nobody takes French Death threats seriously cuz they all poofters and will run away

2024-08-08 06:37:54 CEST

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I just sit around with a resting bitch face and a scowl and people still come and talk to me

2024-08-08 02:30:37 CEST

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Rigging elections and paying women in spunk. Sounds about right

2024-08-08 02:24:43 CEST

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So you're the reason I keep bloody losing in polls on Fedi 🤨

2024-08-08 01:33:04 CEST

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Yea, top pick this was great too. They named it after Jeanburgs favourite dating app too.
youchu.be/watch?v=PJvPyH8WnMw

2024-08-08 01:28:12 CEST

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fucking legendary, Brother Graf, C&C always had a good sound track I think I liked Soviet March the most, innit
youchu.be/watch?v=tGqnXfOE25k

2024-08-08 01:22:35 CEST

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God Bless the Queen Mum and her most beloved soldiers

2024-08-08 00:03:46 CEST

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All the actual English are Germanic though too

2024-08-07 15:01:22 CEST

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I'm a nothing ever happens clout coin holder but there has been a slight dip in value of late here, innit

2024-08-06 09:24:45 CEST

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But muh shiny new old graphics, innit

2024-08-06 09:14:55 CEST

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Brother Graf, you can pirated copies of the remaster though, innit

2024-08-05 10:17:57 CEST

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Classic British woman moment, innit

2024-08-04 06:47:38 CEST

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I have a soothing drunk voice though, innit

2024-08-04 06:36:25 CEST

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I once kicked off with a hang over while drunk with me Mum in Mcdonald's about Slavs needing gassing cuz they weren't German so that should tell you how much I love you all

2024-08-04 06:31:06 CEST

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Btw sober Dan one race and sheeit love you all. Drunk Dan true feelings, innit
https://i.poastcdn.org/3772c4038fcf4648281eadfe8c059ada8b122550e3ba6236fa8038e7bc81b68c.png

2024-08-04 06:17:26 CEST

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Shame for all you nigger I ain't. When the collapse happens I will member you fondly and will let you be my house niggers, innit

2024-08-04 03:38:25 CEST

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They do. Women love the chase it makes them feel desired and men love to chase

2024-08-04 03:34:21 CEST

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Women like to back away from you a little it causes you to give chase and Precious knows I enjoy the thrill of the hunt, innit

2024-08-04 03:29:32 CEST

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Also, you just know running causing me to chase 😏

2024-08-04 01:34:28 CEST

I'm sorry ladies it's that time again for you to lock dms and flee from Matrix rooms
https://i.poastcdn.org/34e7f8076b84330fc3a089897db555b5607bf2d9516a76ff2658fded743aac35.png

2024-08-03 23:51:56 CEST

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This is why we are friends, innit

2024-08-03 23:50:14 CEST

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I don't know how that never happened to somebody I was with I get I get extremely bitey and scratchy with tits