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2026-04-16 21:00:51 UTC

Dude screw these virtual agents I just wanna call and get a human, this bit don’t even under shit

2026-04-12 21:15:30 UTC

I’d rather have a small amount of Bitcoin and be a Maxi, rather than a large stack and be a shitcoin “Bitcoiner.”

2026-04-09 22:15:30 UTC

How will mankind survive heat death trillions of years from now?

2026-04-01 01:14:15 UTC

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I didn’t mean Greeks I meant great, sorry Yellow 😢

2026-04-01 01:13:09 UTC

Why don’t most couches have proper head rests? These ones are Greeks if your TV is on the roof! Try it out

2026-03-27 01:12:59 UTC

Hear me out, I have an idea for a company.. call these things "Void Anchors" they will nuke the universal clock.
What it kills: Sleep grind, forced aging, burnout, and the lie that time flows the same for everyone while bodies decay on schedule.
The hack: Wearable (later internalized) anchors create tiny "void pockets" around your biology. Engineered vacuum fluctuations let time inside slow relative to the outside world. Get 8 hours deep rest in 20 real minutes. Stretch one creative sprint into subjective days while Earth keeps spinning. Aging markers? Decoupled and you choose when your body racks up "years." No drugs, no cryo, just localized spacetime tweaks.
Physics nerds argue wormholes in theory. This makes personal time as malleable as software.
First beachhead: Surgeons & coders pulling 48-hour focus bursts without crashing. Then the masses escape the 24/7 trap. Retirement, deadlines, "life stages"? Optional settings.

2026-03-15 23:19:07 UTC

If you love animals and want to keep them safe buy a hunting pass and don’t use it. Then get other people to join your hunting, not hunting club. Most places I seen have limited number of passes per season. But one person can’t buy them all, so you would need friends. Could be good though, save the deer.

2026-03-15 20:18:07 UTC

The square root of the universe is ≈ 4.3 × 10²⁶ m

2026-02-25 11:59:36 UTC

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Beautiful

2026-02-25 11:59:00 UTC

You gotta lose, to know how to win… live and learn from fools and sages.

2026-02-23 23:35:40 UTC

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Thanks!

2026-02-23 22:34:25 UTC

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Really? What’s it called?

2026-02-23 22:33:53 UTC

Watching Stargate Sg1 from start again. Don’t think I ever did see all of them since I watched it on live TV back then.

2026-02-23 13:26:24 UTC

Drive in movie theaters, but with teslas and it has a slow charger, drive in relax charge up and enjoy a full inside ur car. Optimus could handle concessions.

2026-02-23 12:55:57 UTC

Grok gets me
https://blossom.primal.net/36a3161bff9c3c765e0c62ba49be16756fc3ce0e86437edbc63453fc29817ec3.jpg

2026-02-21 15:55:36 UTC

Build a real city in the ocean floor, I did it in Minecraft. It’s awesome.

2026-02-15 15:59:21 UTC

Elon Musk is going to space and going to take earth water with him. He should have to get it from Jupiter or something. Earths water belongs on earth!

2026-02-15 11:54:04 UTC

Never give up, ever.

2026-02-13 16:17:50 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/e501e9685091291ee43ad905e44df505bd835a60a1a08334e5bc1f54d6e8e192.jpg

2026-02-08 19:00:06 UTC

Idea: when you see a movie trailer on X or Nostr next to the like button there should be a button only on trailers that lets you add the movie to your watchlist right there.

2026-01-29 16:25:32 UTC

“There’s more work to do”

2026-01-29 14:40:16 UTC

There hasn’t been a proper bull run in ~6 years.

2026-01-27 22:09:53 UTC

The things I really want in life can’t be bought with money. Does nake things easier along the way though!

2026-01-27 22:07:43 UTC

Bitcoin is so humbling, on your journey remember that mistakes are ok. Learn from it and drive on.

2026-01-25 18:55:58 UTC

The wave of Bitcoiners that came in when I did are some hardened mofos! We just keep getting shit on.

2026-01-23 03:23:01 UTC

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The Pharaoh sent a command and made people build the pyramids. Today anyone can command an AI to make a work of art or something wonderful. Just because the users hands never touched the mouse the make the lines does it make it any less if the work is good?

2026-01-23 03:19:48 UTC

I wonder if painters mocked photographers when it first coming out.

2026-01-22 18:34:00 UTC

Trump should put his face in orbit around earth the size of the moon.

2026-01-22 16:42:35 UTC

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Even if they only have a dollar lol

2026-01-22 16:42:09 UTC

The first person on Mars will be the richest person on Mars.

2026-01-18 11:24:39 UTC

Bitcoin = Money = Time
https://blossom.primal.net/40c7be30d327747860604b157a482f8743925ee8324e4e0c9f09da4492f90f85.jpg

2026-01-17 13:15:10 UTC

Oracle: One of them has to die, Anon. Your fiat or your Bitcoin.
Anon: Bullshit.
Oracle: (smiling) Don’t think of it as dying. Think of it as… letting fiat go to zero.
https://blossom.primal.net/1065106a71ba458c4407da4023c84519a5f86fc7388e54f98084dae77df0add9.jpg

2026-01-17 12:23:46 UTC

You trust the bank with everything, but they don’t even trust you with a pen! Lmfao

2026-01-16 23:45:19 UTC

I’d be willing to pay more for products that didn’t have AI and Internet.

2026-01-16 23:29:18 UTC

Jon Snow was NOT a traitor!

2026-01-16 18:46:41 UTC

Bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/11bf51d11801d55523c2f23b53100fb6e6dfb2b76c0617ff6c67affda2d3d153.jpg

2026-01-13 14:31:39 UTC

Larry Fink was raised by Jews.

2026-01-13 13:15:22 UTC

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Microplastics w Keurig

2026-01-12 18:54:06 UTC

What’s the thinnest and smallest Cold Card type device that could be made today? 3mm possible for thickness?

2026-01-12 18:43:31 UTC

I bought some weed that’s a hybrid, one of the strains is called, “dirty cash.” Lmfao 🤣
🖕 fiat

2026-01-09 18:34:05 UTC

Bitkey, but the spending allowance that you set could also be linked and used with your phone pay, ie: Apple Pay, Google Pay, Samsung Pay.

2026-01-09 18:15:01 UTC

Breaking news: Bitcoin Treasury companies still silent as they wait for Bitcoin to pump their bags, so they can claim credit. #BitcoinOnly

2026-01-07 18:35:45 UTC

A normal movie but as the actor types a text message in movie it sends to everyone watching

2026-01-01 20:08:48 UTC

I fell asleep before the ball dropped lmao

2026-01-01 14:16:43 UTC

When all vectors point forward we experience something greater than a god candle. Were there.

2026-01-01 14:09:31 UTC

Move the Ice from Pluto to Earth. Like in the desert, and see what happens.

2025-12-29 22:53:29 UTC

I stoped called people jackasses, now I just make the donkey sound, “hee-haw” and walk off.

2025-12-29 22:03:44 UTC

Turn the moon into a super computer

2025-12-26 18:04:24 UTC

Hear me out, dog food in a can, but for humans. You know it would sell so good with how lazy people are today.

2025-12-25 16:12:54 UTC

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I thought so too.

2025-12-25 15:39:39 UTC

Asked for a Bitcoin Block Clock, the Block Clock I got:
https://blossom.primal.net/6e7dc4cfec60347685080e13aeb16939fdb8045985ce5bd5e727621cd2309983.jpg

2025-12-23 02:06:44 UTC

I canceled my Prime membership, then I saw the new Fallout episode.

2025-12-22 19:36:45 UTC

Teslas self driving, but you can pay daily instead of monthly. Rate would be monthly / 30

2025-12-21 23:38:45 UTC

I have a little bit of stomach pain, probably dying.

2025-12-20 17:00:30 UTC

Think, what are you being distracted from?

2025-12-20 12:48:19 UTC

My dream is to T-bag the bankers.

2025-12-16 20:35:27 UTC

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Fuck Shitcoins!!! Stop tagging me in this trash! Bitcoin only beaches

2025-12-15 17:51:27 UTC

Dude there’s fucking scammers here now too. /facepalm

2025-12-15 17:50:51 UTC

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I’m in incognito mode bro

2025-12-15 17:50:40 UTC

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DO NOT WANT! GFY and ur shitcoin.

2025-12-11 14:19:29 UTC

Tbh I have sold Bitcoin before, my moms dog had a burr up its nose and she couldn’t afford the doctor bill. I wouldn’t have been able to help without Bitcoin.

2025-12-10 04:12:44 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/76dda0548b77b1661656438c93fdf00c0e74c8493338e752c07f2ecb36d81f0b.jpg

2025-12-09 23:01:40 UTC

“If you assume that there is no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, that there are opportunities to change things, then there is a possibility that you can contribute to making a better world.”
-Noam Chomsky
Happy belated birthday Uncle Noam

2025-12-09 02:21:07 UTC

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Click for more

2025-12-09 02:20:44 UTC

When AI makes you a meme:
https://blossom.primal.net/015847c620d42cb8d941b682c9d13ea4dec135f252ffd5da6a1bc3904aa41581.jpg

2025-12-09 02:20:06 UTC

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Click it for more

2025-12-09 02:19:38 UTC

Bitcoin bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/23730ae8ce2b3f21e0f47b34cd74d6fb5ff2e23b68b345ebcfc81b5f37a6fa6e.jpg

2025-12-06 18:46:31 UTC

print("In the year 2140, the last bitcoin = mined. And Satoshi whispered unto the timechain: \"It is finished.\"")

2025-12-04 19:33:46 UTC

Imagine if people pronounced things such as “brb” or “afk” w the word instead of the letters so instead of be are be, it would be pronounced burb, or ahfk lmao. Would be way more hilarious lahmao

2025-12-02 14:31:11 UTC

A renaissance faire, but it’s a Bitcoin citadel.

2025-11-30 17:19:41 UTC

As humans colonize and grow in outer space and other planets , so will the canine species and the Coffea plant fruit.

2025-11-30 01:27:02 UTC

I got a sickness that is like I’m here now I’m gone oh wait here’s diarrhea, I’m back morherfocker!

2025-11-18 13:29:09 UTC

X is ded, Nostr still rippin’

2025-11-14 15:00:42 UTC

Bull run ain’t over! Wait for it… wait for it

2025-11-13 16:32:21 UTC

I’m just an ol’ stray dog

2025-11-05 13:50:37 UTC

Remember, Remember the 5th of November…

2025-11-04 16:48:49 UTC

I need a good orb to ponder upon, hard to find nowadays.

2025-11-02 21:19:03 UTC

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Also a failure is not an end.

2025-11-02 21:18:24 UTC

Whatever it is, you can just do it. Some things take 10 steps, some 4, some 1000. It depends, but anything is achievable.

2025-10-28 17:34:46 UTC

I asked Grok to make a tweet length poem using my recent X posts. This is the result:
Call to adventure BTC whispers bold
Vi Veri Veniversum code truth unfolds
Lazer tits till fiat splits duel in night
One sat for silence vanish from sight
Sets max two mins sweat and sats align
Energy feast where stars entwine
Seal thumps dock wood crazy spark ignites
Sloptoshi mocks chains octopus hugs frights
Upload brain to Timechain vault

2025-10-28 17:15:03 UTC

Follow your bliss.

2025-10-26 17:20:34 UTC

If you have a dog give it a choice sometimes. Like a choice in flavor of food, or between treats. I offer mine chick n flavor and beef flavor can food. They might surprise you!

2025-10-24 16:08:52 UTC

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Also a Cold Card but it’s just a key ring

2025-10-24 16:08:12 UTC

Wet canned dog food, but it comes in a tube like biscuits so you can just unwrap the dang thing, instead of having to scoop.

2025-10-23 15:56:04 UTC

There’s a spammer / scammer dm’ing me here on Nostr shitcoin security or recovery services. Lmfao either way

2025-10-23 15:53:33 UTC

I rebuke this satanist holiday! To hell with it already!

2025-10-16 17:47:29 UTC

When you take a bite of something hot and then you open your mouth and a little puff of steam comes out. It’s like that meme and then he knew he messed up.

2025-10-11 14:24:47 UTC

Most times when the prices drops I think, “someone doesn’t understand Bitcoin.”

2025-10-11 14:23:26 UTC

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The right one with the flower

2025-10-10 18:20:22 UTC

This is the kind of things I talk to AI (Grok) about. I asked him to make a joke about a joke that all takes place in a joke.
So, a comedian walks into a joke—yeah, INSIDE a joke—and says, “Why’d the punchline cross the road?” The crowd, already giggling in this WACKADOODLE nested world, yells, “To get to the HILARIOUS side!” But PLOT TWIST: the road’s a metaphor for ANOTHER joke, where a chicken’s telling a knee-slapper about a comedian bombing!

2025-10-03 16:20:10 UTC

Hearing shitcoiners talking about their bags in the wild, we must be so back.

2025-10-02 16:04:28 UTC

Why are bull runs so short, and bear runs so long? Because things take a lot of work.

2025-09-27 13:16:31 UTC

Today I treat myself to barbacoa nachos that I will make.

2025-09-26 19:03:12 UTC

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2025-09-26 17:28:40 UTC

Up up and away, my beautiful, my beautiful red balloon

2025-09-23 15:51:25 UTC

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