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Well, I am in Missouri and will have beef whenever my girls decide to give me a steer. But for now I have pork and lamb. Also, idk if you are involved in the Michigan/chIraq Meetup scene, but @nprofile…datl slangs hard.

2026-07-20 13:01:27 UTC

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Oh fuck yeah. Are Amazon lockers available to be delivered to by non Amazon folks?

2026-07-20 13:00:33 UTC

Every nsite is tied to an npub, so it has an nsec too right? Then we need to get a code snippet for dm'ing the site and then users can report and make feature requests.
Most of these are being developed by agents anyways, so then on some schedule, the agent can go check it's DMs and turn those into bugs/feature requests. If the messager is the owner or on some list or wot score, then the dev agent could actually process the feature and message the user back saying it's done. Then the owner just would have to decide which bugs or features from user reports are valid (or implement some zap threshold to autoimplement).
@nprofile…n29d I'm not sure if the release stuff you talked about for freedomtech are available as an nsite, but this would be an interesting way to crowdsource new projects to add to your list.

2026-07-20 12:55:04 UTC

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I like minibits, was just trying something new

2026-07-20 12:54:48 UTC

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This is specifically the cashu wallet on zapstore, not the protocol

2026-07-20 12:54:19 UTC

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What is a delivery point and access point lol

2026-07-20 11:34:03 UTC

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Did you integrate the Bitcoin stamps or whatever it's called api?

2026-07-20 11:31:11 UTC

@nprofile…c9uc when offline amber?

2026-07-20 11:26:50 UTC

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Sent a test message, I just lost sats on the cashu wallet so I respect that lol

2026-07-20 11:25:17 UTC

Tried out @nprofile…8aw4 1.0 by sending myself 1k sats on the same mint. Lost immediately 🤡
Cc: @nprofile…afdc

2026-07-20 11:12:50 UTC

@nprofile…qvjt how do I deposit to sonar? Will sending Bitcoin work if I'm offline?

2026-07-20 11:01:11 UTC

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Lol y'all should try finding a local farmer and buying your beef that way, you'll be much happier and be supporting a neighbor. Also, throw some lamb in the mix.

2026-07-20 10:44:42 UTC

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All beef is grass fed, do you mean grass finished?

2026-07-20 04:26:10 UTC

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I pay for proton and they are connected.

2026-07-20 04:25:22 UTC

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I own one, but haven't started adding stuff to it because I worry about a mice invasion

2026-07-20 04:19:34 UTC

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How are you attaching the panels to the logs

2026-07-20 04:16:17 UTC

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Beaners... Whatchya expect

2026-07-20 04:11:14 UTC

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I just realized simple login works to send from alias too

2026-07-20 02:36:17 UTC

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Requires sms

2026-07-20 02:05:49 UTC

I need to send 1 email anon, best provider so I can be certain it arrives?#asknostr

2026-07-20 01:34:21 UTC

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No I mean morganite is a local blossom server. Any intention to allow the user to configure it to use their already running morganite and citrine so they don't have to have multiple relays/blossom running on the phone

2026-07-20 01:24:14 UTC

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Morganite is the blossom version of that

2026-07-20 01:01:21 UTC

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Yes, but I also did dm you on there and it seems like it succeeded fyi

2026-07-19 19:51:39 UTC

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Ecash requests are still broken I think

2026-07-19 19:25:27 UTC

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Congrats

2026-07-19 18:53:10 UTC

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When I try to create a group I get "no relay accepted the change"

2026-07-19 18:34:18 UTC

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On a PC or mobile?
I really want to be able to see what's on my morganite blossom cache

2026-07-19 18:25:57 UTC

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What am I looking at?

2026-07-19 18:08:48 UTC

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Citrine is an always on relays in the phone.

2026-07-19 01:45:47 UTC

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Sent. I would like to help develop some tools for this if possible, we need like an opensats for Regen ag to get devs and farmers collaborating.

2026-07-18 20:33:23 UTC

I just typed "blossom" into zapstore search and y'all are blowing my mind! So much cool stuff.
https://zapstore.dev/apps/naddr1qqdxjmewva5hg6r4vghxketwva5hy6t99e3x7at3w4jhgqgcwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh85ctswd6x7un99ejx2aszyzpj0xkj3mky0p0zzwwu22dfv58ahdpyxek5v309c2py7l9afyjq6qcyqqq8uzcal8pq7

2026-07-18 20:26:27 UTC

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@nprofile…waqz same question for you.

2026-07-18 20:23:17 UTC

@nprofile…jejl Any chance you intendto allow the app to not runa another relay/blossom server and just use citrine and morganite if a user wants?

2026-07-18 19:39:55 UTC

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This is political posturing, you don't tell someone you're going to arrest them

2026-07-18 19:37:05 UTC

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Cc: @nprofile…xaaf

2026-07-18 19:06:18 UTC

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What's this

2026-07-18 19:01:47 UTC

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I have infinity lard for you

2026-07-18 18:58:26 UTC

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I'm wondering what the cost to retrofit is.
I think the economics are relative. Being able to use your grey water to grow your own food is a big deal. I bet turning it into an aquaponics setup too would yield significantly more calories and fertility

2026-07-18 16:33:26 UTC

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Daniel, no pleb is ever going to build what you're talking about, this is pioneer Territory.
Nunya, don't sleep on Osage Orange for the hedge rows. It copices/pollards and it is what was used before barbed wire was inventes. There is a black and white video online showing how to do it. It was called "hog tight, bull strong and horse high" plus sheep and cattle loves the leaves and the thorns protect little birds. Would also recommend red cedar because it adds a wind break effect which I don't know if you've accounted for in your plans.
Don't take this the wrong way, but this plan seems a little like mental masturbation until you take into account 2 things, the economics and the time aspect of it. I had a similar idea 5 years ago which I refered to as the 3D land lease where a different layer of the canopy would be leased and the grazing/cropping lanes would be leased differently. The main problem with these is people. Community building is difficult. For that I would recommend reading "permaculture thorns" by Paul Wheaton apidcast between the 2 of you would be super interesting as well.
Last thing, you mentioned something about on the initial pass each acre only being grazed once that first year. That won't work. To achieve the mob grazing affect you're talking about each paddock needs to be hit every 30-90 days, otherwise you're going to have to mow/brush hog/hay because everything will go to seed and have severely dimmunished nutritional value and give your cows pink eye. Small change, but likely just means that the initial her you're talking about need to be sized accordingly OR you have 2 herds working from each end. Making the herd a flers with sheep would probably be an interesting exploration but it adds additional labor because then you'll likely need 2 or 3 wires, however they're much more efficient at converting plants into meat and need dramatically less water.

2026-07-18 16:18:26 UTC

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I have lamb and pork and the occasional farm goods.

2026-07-18 16:17:13 UTC

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Cracker Barrel is pure Americana lol they are everywhere, it's like the only chain I have an affinity for.

2026-07-18 16:16:02 UTC

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No I didn't. Do you know anything about them yourself?

2026-07-18 04:20:31 UTC

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That's cuz grass fed != Grass finished

2026-07-18 04:15:33 UTC

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https://gifdb.com/images/high/sober-and-drunk-mister-lahey-trailer-park-boys-53z287ve9rrs6pyg.gif

2026-07-18 04:12:21 UTC

I had this lady earlier this week tell me she was autistic, she asked me if I was autistic too, which I thought was odd because I'm pretty sure one of the features/bugs if autism is that you wouldn't be able to tell if another person alhas autism.
Then I looked at their internet profile. They make an insane amount of videos of themselves making up genuinely new hyper local conspiracy theories.
So I'm convinced because this person is good looking, the people around them have never told them they are wrong when they self-victimize to a point that they were able to manipulate a doctor into diagnosing them autistic. Which isn't even cool because it doewnt even come with cool drugs like ADHD

2026-07-17 20:51:47 UTC

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Repo, not report

2026-07-17 20:20:18 UTC

@nprofile…td7r if y'all want some pastured pork for fork and coin, I'll give you 21% off the national average for the 5 girls that I'll have ready this fall. So $5.14/lb hanging weight.
They have unlimited grass and eat all the acorns and black walnut that falls right before butcher, all of my customers have said it's the sweetest pork they've eaten. And I'm only 1 state away here in Missouri.
https://www.ams.usda.gov/mnreports/lsmnprpork.pdf
#permaculture

2026-07-17 15:47:42 UTC

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Got a link to the report for your link tree? I would like to duplicate it.

2026-07-17 15:21:51 UTC

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Nsyte locally or via GitHub actions

2026-07-17 12:31:10 UTC

Checking out https://stashu.tech/
#nevent1q…g2hy

2026-07-17 12:29:56 UTC

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I've been saying it for a while now, but we need @nprofile…p4uv to be available in the menu of broswers when you click a link !

2026-07-17 12:18:34 UTC

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Is this using the same nips/kinds and kanbanstr?

2026-07-17 12:04:52 UTC

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Not in Japan, but I followed because I love the nsite, both for the event and your link tree.
Are you doing deploys locally?

2026-07-17 00:32:47 UTC

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I have 2 neighbor friends who tried to join and one is basically an atheist amish now but he couldn't do the religion.
The other one I can't remember what happened, something super trivial.

2026-07-17 00:24:01 UTC

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You can join, but it's a religion, so you have to convert and such

2026-07-17 00:20:45 UTC

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😉

2026-07-16 21:16:54 UTC

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Of course a bip110 supporter puts solar on the ground when there is a perfectly good barn/shop roof.

2026-07-16 21:12:43 UTC

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Didn't @nprofile…e307 already write the pr for it?

2026-07-16 21:00:57 UTC

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When offline amber?

2026-07-16 16:03:36 UTC

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Love it. How do you do shipping? I want to ship my lambbbut talking to FedEx was not helpful.

2026-07-15 17:11:50 UTC

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Cloud is a means to an end for me. I hate seeing people have to work outside of business hours so that has always been my motivation for everything I implement

2026-07-15 15:56:20 UTC

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It was almost instant with claude and the mcp for whatever that 3d software was. I could be wrong about the time, tho.

2026-07-15 15:55:04 UTC

Officially a certified Professional Cloud Architect in both AWS and GCP.
Just in time for AI to do my job 🥴😅🥴
Probably the only person with both of those credentials who is rushing home to water my pigs.

2026-07-15 11:00:24 UTC

Modifying this to an ecash mint and reducing the bount to $100 since that's already built and I have no takers yesterday.
Bonus $100 if you can figure out how to make frost @nprofile…q4sc (keep) run in there to autosign posts.
#nevent1q…3d7v

2026-07-15 10:55:37 UTC

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And who are these people? The ITYSL guy and the fraud finder guy?

2026-07-15 10:50:26 UTC

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What tool are you using to have it design the files?
On a cornychat recently were were discussing this and we prompted "acup with a Bitcoin logo" and it made it just fine.
https://relay.kcbitcoiners.com/e9d8a6df37e3379d34c351a57c6b98a03df84cfd6d1eb652c1562e8d7b38bb81.jpg

2026-07-15 10:44:44 UTC

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Abiamo bisognia di un' Ricordami bot!

2026-07-15 10:38:39 UTC

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You're the last person I'd expect to pull the "works on my machine" 😅 lol
I only use apple products when I'm forced

2026-07-15 04:13:26 UTC

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This doesn't work. When I get to confirm I've saved me seed, it says biometric authentication unavailable

2026-07-15 04:10:44 UTC

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Y'all still working?

2026-07-15 03:02:08 UTC

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I just realized he is looking for that much to move too

2026-07-15 00:48:30 UTC

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Its not a shape I will ever be in again unless at some point my kids decide to become body builders lol

2026-07-15 00:24:42 UTC

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Such a great pod yall

2026-07-15 00:08:52 UTC

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With dumbbells? Maybe once when I was shredded.
With a barbell, sure.
With a smith machine, a lot.

2026-07-15 00:06:58 UTC

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I take Bitcoin for lamb and pork.
Sometime I have value added stuff.
Eventually beef when my girls give me a steer

2026-07-14 23:58:57 UTC

@npub1myv…n5t5 offline amber isn't working and I get network issue when trying to send my log

2026-07-14 23:18:19 UTC

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What perms

2026-07-14 23:00:54 UTC

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Ok yeah, vanadium no camera. Ironfox I can't scroll to accept the 2 boxes 🥴

2026-07-14 22:59:06 UTC

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How have I never seen this app/wallet?
I can't seem to get it to open my camera

2026-07-14 22:32:56 UTC

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Still no offline amber support tho?

2026-07-14 20:30:41 UTC

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Yeah, that's week 2 behavior, not day 1

2026-07-14 20:19:04 UTC

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Shut the fuck up dude, I am the least NGU person around. Until you buy my lamb or pork you can just fuck right off.

2026-07-14 19:43:10 UTC

This is why were in a bear market. The general consensus is that the devs of the protocol are ALL retards.
#nevent1q…0n0f

2026-07-14 19:21:53 UTC

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Ungovernable but credentialed

2026-07-14 19:21:28 UTC

If someone makes the pyramid relay able to record and publish the stream to it's blossom server when the stream ends I'll pay you $300 in sats or a whole lamb.
PR has to be accepted and merged and you have to get @nprofile…e307 to update the relay.kcbitcoiners.com and I have to successfully upload 1 stream and access the blossom link.
It should be toggleable globally on the UI, should have Max duration, and transcoding resolution drop-down.
Bonus: $100
same feature but strips the audio and you figure out how to make it do the podstr nip stuff + RSS so I can listen to the stream on podverse.
Cc: @nprofile…nj27

2026-07-14 15:21:51 UTC

@nprofile…p4uv any chance "find on page" and allow me to edit the url when I'm in a tab or desktop mode? Trying to fuck with my pyramid relay and can't get to the logs endpoint.

2026-07-14 15:09:04 UTC

Taking the GCP Certified Professional Architect exam tomorrow, so prayers for focus are appreciated.
I already have this in AWS but my company is pivoting and I would like to keep the golden handcuffs on for a few more years while ramping up the farm.

2026-07-14 12:14:32 UTC

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Lol you hate checks and balances huh

2026-07-14 12:14:10 UTC

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That you don't get to claim "cp" and make whatever changes you want.

2026-07-14 03:48:02 UTC

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Where does it say that in what you screenshot.

2026-07-14 03:31:13 UTC

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Oh yeah, cuz it definitely doesn't set a precident of any kind.

2026-07-14 00:33:56 UTC

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Federal? Absolutely not.
State, only if they control utilities.
Counties should setup noise and light pollution regulations vs banning an entire industry.
Generally my answer is no on this but I am more pragmatic about this one because if you say "no regulations" then people think you're trying to bring about the transhumanist antichrist.

2026-07-14 00:19:23 UTC

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Quarter of a billion dollars is more than enough for tech this new.

2026-07-14 00:06:41 UTC

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Positive, if the public Hysteria in the USA can be staved off.
Negative if we let ludites ruin it here and the commies surpass us.

2026-07-13 23:54:35 UTC

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Tell me you don't understand lightning without telling me.

2026-07-13 23:51:34 UTC

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Ngit. Is code, so by volume it's lower

2026-07-13 23:49:18 UTC

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Tried, but the lightning payment failed