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2026-07-30 00:59:10 UTC

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@nprofile…rkpm >what is the GOP for?
Geriatric Old Pedophiles?

2026-07-26 01:00:12 UTC

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@nprofile…6dlt
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2026-07-25 21:54:47 UTC

Despite being cut from the same cloth as Python, and having all of the same downsides as Python with none of the upsides, I do appreciate that Perl doesn't annihilate my Gentoo installs every few point versions for no fucking reason besides the love of the game.
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2026-07-15 13:01:37 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s Of course my post is shit, I posted it, I know how shitty it is.

2026-07-13 19:48:38 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf @nprofile…ktf3 I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that's why you have a doctoral degree in seething about a virus on an obscure federated underwater basketweaving forum, and he has a wife that he's married to.
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2026-07-08 23:46:47 UTC

@nprofile…lg9k MERGES BY THE NUMBER
BUGFIXES AND MORE
EVERYDAY THAT I PROOMPT, THAT'S EACH REGRESSION I SCORE
YES I'VE GOT MERGES BY THE NUMBER
MARKDOWN THAT I CAN'T BIN
BUT THE DAY THAT I STOP COUNTING
THAT'S THE DAY MY CAREER ENDS
#nevent1q…uy23

2026-07-05 13:39:59 UTC

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@nprofile…kdjy @nprofile…mdcm Do you still have to dox yourself for Premium, or is that only if you want to get paid for your microblogs?

2026-07-05 01:16:12 UTC

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@nprofile…xfgp @nprofile…0xs5
>Okay so let's see what we got here....
>Just a bunch of text.... (Graphical mode)? Well I hope so...
>Okay now there's like twelve penguins and a bunch more text is flying by....
>"A stop job is running"? Well you better go catch it...
>It's still running... uh-huh okay.... okay now it's gone
>Okay now it wants me to log in but there's still only text, I thought this was Graphical mode?? Huh???
>Oh wait hold on something's happening
>Okay now there's another login box and there's a big foot on my screen, okay that's weird....
>Now I'm gonna enter my username... uh-huh
>Okay now my password... don't look while I'm putting in my password chat......
>Okay now I'm at the desktop and there's this big black bar at the top of my screen.....
>I'm right clicking on it and nothing's happening?? Huh??? I want to make it go away and nothing's happening?? Hello??
>Alright moving on I'm gonna open a web browser
>Okay here we go
>w... w... w... dot... fed-i-verse.... dot.... c o.... m....
>okay now we're gonna make a post on my favorite alternative social network.... just gonna.... drag and drop this screenshot of my cool new desktop....
>I'm dragging and dropping.......
>Why isn't it dragging and dropping??? Hello???? I'm dragging with my mouse and nothing's happening??????
>WOW dude, it's really just dropping my inputs? Kojima world order at it again........
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2026-06-24 11:08:00 UTC

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@nprofile…kdjy Every blogpost I see is "hurr durr ai bad," but nobody's willing to be brave enough to acknowledge that AI usage went up directly proportional to search engines getting worse. Google is so bad at search that they replaced their search bar with Gemini and it still got fucking worse instead of better.
Ignoring things like "AI is less of a prick helping me with my code than Stack Overflow" -- I'm sure there's other versions of that for other usecases -- the simple truth is that AI can't be eliminated until search engines get good again.
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2026-06-21 01:00:36 UTC

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@nprofile…f02u I can tell the difference between Vanilla and Natural Vanilla, but I think that's the difference between Corn Syrup and Sugar.

2026-06-21 00:24:20 UTC

The debate is over because everybody made up their minds and nobody wants to have a conversation beyond endless cyclical pissing contests forever and ever.
BUT
When friction is the project killer and you get like an hour before that project is abandoned probably forever, because I have the wrong kind of brain damage to be autistically laboring in the code mines, being able to go from "Hey it's cool that did the video like that, that'd make a great proof of concept" to first functional prototype in like three hours on a weekend afternoon by just asking the robot for help is a compelling argument to keep asking to the robot for help.
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2026-06-17 01:22:33 UTC

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@nprofile…pgx0 @nprofile…tsag >the joys of being alive
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2026-06-16 23:38:57 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag This fuckin guy
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2026-06-16 23:27:58 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…cjkf It's not fair that pleroma 95 supports emoji reacts and bloat doesn't.

2026-06-14 15:48:32 UTC

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@nprofile…a0v2 >The distribution that changes as infrequently as possible is using the port of the old thing instead of the new thing and now I am mad. How could this have happened to me?
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2026-06-13 00:50:54 UTC

>Didn't replace the treats so I don't shove my face before bed
>It's now bedtime and there's no treats in the house
tale as old as time
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2026-06-09 18:48:41 UTC

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@nprofile…mdcm SUMASHU
と
SURAMU

2026-06-08 21:52:00 UTC

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@nprofile…9sp3 Devious and powerful ragebait, but not for me!
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2026-06-08 19:01:21 UTC

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@nprofile…rmxe
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2026-06-06 09:22:37 UTC

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@nprofile…smhc @nprofile…q5n4 The memory he had no control over. What you SHOULD make fun of him for is getting the 256gb lock button model. That was a choice.
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2026-06-05 22:38:46 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag Unironically, what's the appeal? Not the investing, i know what the appeal is of becoming an eventual internet millionaire.

2026-06-01 22:56:21 UTC

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@nprofile…9sp3 @nprofile…l5m0 You been slacking on the last three threads he's been dumping them in. Step up your game bud.

2026-05-28 01:15:33 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s I'm gonna be honest with you kitten... Daddy's having to choose between filling up the tank and paying for your Nitro... #gaswolves

2026-05-28 00:57:51 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 I don't know if SPW blocks them or if I stuck the domain on mute, but I don't even want the proximity to the implication.
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2026-05-28 00:55:46 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 Don't bother unspoilering, I've seen enough and I really would've rather had not.
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2026-05-27 00:47:54 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag If you had to pick just one of the trillion emoji reacts, which is your favorite?

2026-05-15 02:20:04 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s >DO NOT LOOK AT THAT PIG BEHIND THE CURTAIN!
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2026-05-06 23:50:00 UTC

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@nprofile…lg9k
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2026-05-06 23:46:04 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j I've installed Gentoo a million times and I've never used their live environment.

2026-05-05 23:13:43 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j Artix and Gentoo don't have frozen releases of all of their packages. If I *just* wanted a systemd-free system, I'd keep running Gentoo like I am already.

2026-05-05 23:11:11 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j Someone posted a 28 dvd set of every debian package with source for the given edition, and for as much as I fucking hate apt, I'd be into the idea of Devuan if they had an equivalent as a bugout system.

2026-05-04 18:32:25 UTC

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@nprofile…rmxe webshitters don't even bother fixing javascript anymore they just look at you like this
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2026-05-04 12:12:06 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j >You think we are on the precipice of a depression? We don't think that in GERMANY.
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2026-05-03 21:49:28 UTC

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@nprofile…kdjy >oh i wonder what that means
>the explanation
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2026-05-02 01:26:49 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j >but what doesn't
the games in my library because I shan't be paying for that shit

2026-05-02 01:21:46 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j I can't remember if that was the only issue or not. That said, horrid drm/anticheat and "working on linux" are not mutually exclusive these days...

2026-05-02 01:17:29 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j Can't wait for them to put some horrid drm/anticheat on it so I can not buy it again just like last time!

2026-05-01 19:34:07 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 >67 chicken nuggets
>Look inside
>Less than sixty-seven chicken nuggets
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2026-04-30 01:43:36 UTC

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@nprofile…lg9k >Mass Effect WILL continue...
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2026-04-25 14:08:06 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s
>Centralized proprietary cloud computing
>Look inside
>High (local) resource utilization
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2026-04-25 13:22:47 UTC

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@nprofile…s2ha >Every digital game you buy now requires an online check-in
WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT
>Linux +Steam forever.
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2026-04-22 19:31:07 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d >6-7
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2026-04-22 16:45:45 UTC

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@nprofile…d73q More like Hatsune Meatku

2026-04-22 12:08:50 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j >Cirno fumo avatar
>Freezing temp iqs
Not sure what else you were expecting here
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2026-04-21 18:39:20 UTC

The new framechud better live up to hype or I'm going to end up being a Mac user for the rest of my life.
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2026-04-21 15:08:12 UTC

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@nprofile…mdcm it's kino
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2026-04-06 01:58:43 UTC

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@nprofile…rkpm No chance this video stays up until morning. Monday morning first-shift Youtube jannies will make sure it's shut down with the quickness.

2026-04-05 02:29:01 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d @nprofile…em79 Just use C.
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2026-04-04 23:16:19 UTC

>Re-encoding a webp with jpeg artifacts as a jpeg because I want to save it but death to web pictures
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2026-03-29 23:58:34 UTC

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@nprofile…lg9k >
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2026-03-29 00:38:07 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 AM I?
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2026-03-27 22:43:28 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j Get you a girl that'll haul you out of town piggyback in a disaster

2026-03-27 00:30:52 UTC

It's a good thing Easter is coming up here soon, because the news has never been worse than it is right now.
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2026-03-26 00:03:14 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 THE HOBBITS ARE ALL GOING TO LOOK INTO THE CAMERA 50 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE AND BREAK INTO A SONG AND DANCE NUMBER ABOUT WHY YOU NEED A NINETH BOOSTER SHOT
THIS MOVIE SPONSORED BY ELI LILLY AND DOCTOR JEFF CLIFF

2026-03-25 23:51:46 UTC

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@nprofile…f02u >ok
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2026-03-25 17:33:38 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j >webcam cutout and rounded screen corners cut off bits of the top bar
what did they mean by this?
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2026-03-24 01:21:22 UTC

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@nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…f02u >erm, chuddy? don't you know that system overlays are heckin badthink? you need to use flatpaks NOW.
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2026-03-23 13:18:06 UTC

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@nprofile…f02u KDE devs when their shit KRASHES non-stop, and you need the failure mode not to include changing to a TTY to restart the whole desktop environment
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2026-03-21 15:56:40 UTC

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@nprofile…2llx >I pay more in taxes to wait six months for my appointment where my doctor asks if I want to kill myself for organ donation
yeah, cool cool
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2026-03-20 15:14:16 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 >up until you're 18, you're basically private property
Oh man, wait until he finds out about the draft.
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2026-03-19 02:57:20 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d @nprofile…235q I don't have to
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2026-03-19 02:52:44 UTC

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@nprofile…xz9d @nprofile…235q It's just the chick from Death Note basically anyway.

2026-03-08 19:31:00 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s Everything's a moving target, so you might as well target web, which is also a moving target, but in turn lets you ship the same thing to any OS that runs Chrome. I think that was the conclusion of the orange reddit article I saw the other day.
GTK needs an LTS version. Technically that was GTK2, but now that even Debian is dropping it, it's REALLY needs an LTS version.
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2026-03-08 16:17:52 UTC

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@nprofile…xsag @nprofile…g80s >Shooing all the retards to Sam Altman's slopbot instead so they can build out more capacity and maybe even kneecap their competitor
That's actually hilarious, well done Slopdar.
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2026-03-08 16:12:18 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s C'mon guys at least show your own slopbot in the sponsored results if you're gonna do that.
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2026-03-08 00:54:49 UTC

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@nprofile…alxm >I want the internet to be totally annihilated because
*checks notes*
>I won't stop playing League of Legends and redditors keep bullying me for it
>and I want to murder those redditors
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2026-03-05 16:54:56 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j
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2026-03-05 01:20:40 UTC

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@nprofile…s2f9 >Fuck off we're full
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2026-03-04 21:38:41 UTC

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@nprofile…7yfj >It's a real article
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2026-03-04 16:49:01 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j Neither would Chancellor Norwood.

2026-03-04 16:45:34 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j When Trump says "we" he doesn't mean America or Americans.

2026-03-02 15:04:59 UTC

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@nprofile…0xs5 @nprofile…pdmm @nprofile…4u0h @nprofile…mdcm
>Yeah we need to hard depend on systemd because reasons
>The reasons: the screen locker has krashed 🙁

2026-03-02 14:49:02 UTC

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@nprofile…cext >Die
>Instead of going to heaven
>Instead of reincarnating
>Some /r/pcmasterrace redditor with a Ph.D. in Biology forces brain-in-a-dish you to play the worst custom wads known to man in the inferior id shooter
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2026-03-02 03:10:26 UTC

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@nprofile…mdcm @nprofile…pdmm
>Spend five hours creating the automated ball scratching machine
>Copy it endlessly to existing setups
>Copy it first thing to new setups
>Never have to scratch your balls manually ever again
>If you really want to there's a tool for that: cat ~/.local/bin/scratchmyballs.sh

2026-02-28 22:21:50 UTC

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@nprofile…tdpy Bro's got the discontinued limited-run feet smut

2026-02-28 20:30:00 UTC

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@nprofile…xsag @nprofile…29ua @nprofile…2p46 @nprofile…ehgy @nprofile…svam It's not my fault my shit genes get my gut tied in knots when I have real people food. Blame Monsanto for genetically engineering the goygrains and selling farmers Roundup to spray all over it. The one-to-one flour I'm using has xanthum gum in it to add a bit of chew you lose from not having gluten, but that's not the problem going on here, it's gotta be the mix and the yeast being dead.

2026-02-28 20:18:36 UTC

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@nprofile…2p46 @nprofile…svam @nprofile…ehgy @nprofile…xsag @nprofile…29ua @nprofile…2p46
I shrimply did as the clanker directed, pic related. That 1.3 cups of water turned into 2.3 before it stopped looking shaggy and started looking "wet but not soup-like" and it only just stopped being a shaggy dough at that point. I didn't bother kneading it because there's no gluten to develop, and my breadmaker's paddle motor for slow churning it during the knead cycle is broken, so I threw it together in a bowl and dumped it in a well buttered breadmaker dish and let it run.
I think my yeast is dead because it's old, but I know how much those glass tinctures of yeast cost and didn't want to waste it. Probably a combination of dead, unbloomed yeast plus maybe too much water somehow.
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2026-02-28 20:01:09 UTC

This always happens every time I bake bread. It always ends up the densest thing known to mankind. Tastes pretty good with butter and jelly straight out of the maker, though.
(Please excuse my messy kitchen.)
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2026-02-28 16:28:46 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…62qs It's "not amazing" but yet I can always find myself raving about it to people. It's a really unique collectathon where they blended in *just* enough puzzle-platforming to be novel compared to others in the genre. Big fan.

2026-02-28 15:27:02 UTC

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@nprofile…62qs They spin licensed game wool into gold is who they are.
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2026-02-28 12:54:41 UTC

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@nprofile…0xs5 @nprofile…6dnk
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2026-02-28 01:14:11 UTC

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2026-02-27 17:57:09 UTC

The choice to make a monster collector sequel to Ghost Trick was a weird pivot but I guess we'll see how it turns out.
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2026-02-26 20:30:20 UTC

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@nprofile…0xs5 I should've saved up and boughted when they were $700.

2026-02-26 20:21:15 UTC

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@nprofile…0xs5 Looking forward to the future where I install gentoo on a 128gb sd card plugged into the back of my desktop.

2026-02-25 15:22:36 UTC

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@nprofile…y6jc >Battery life is yet to be estimated.
The most important and arguably the only thing that matters. I'll stay tuned.

2026-02-25 15:21:06 UTC

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@nprofile…y6jc How's the starbook, any good?

2026-02-22 22:17:51 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS CLOSING THE SALE AT RAM RANCH
LOOKING TO GET PAID

2026-02-19 18:53:31 UTC

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@nprofile…cqap DO YOU WANT TO USE MICROSOFT GOOGLE, GOOGLE GOOGLE, CHINESE GOOGLE, OTHER CHINESE GOOGLE, RUSSIAN GOOGLE, EDGY GOOGLE, OR SAFARI?
AND DON'T YOU DARE USE FIREFOX! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT A BROWSER THAT DOESN'T USE GOOGLE DEVTOOLS??
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2026-02-19 18:34:52 UTC

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@nprofile…rp6r >Classic Bethesda game
>like Skyrim
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2026-02-14 00:01:28 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s
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2026-02-12 20:06:06 UTC

They let me go from the long day factory.
I'm finally free.
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2026-02-11 17:18:14 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j @nprofile…zysx Linux VM hosts are a dime a dozen, any reason to use Azure is special sauce and if you can’t trust Microslop to write an operating system, you probably won’t trust them to write an orchestration dashboard.

2026-02-11 14:08:54 UTC

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@nprofile…zysx @nprofile…2g7j With as many technical dudes getting raped in the ass by Windows, I can’t imagine they can keep getting away with it while the same engineers they like to fuck standing hop into meetings and smile and say “wow windows is such a dumpster fire that keeps fucking over my day, I’d be delighted to use Azure as that is surely higher quality software that won’t piss me off”
Like people are already striking out with some combination of Windows, Office, Copepilot, Xbox, and Onedrive, and then you expect them to take a chance on Azure? Fuck off.

2026-02-11 00:09:03 UTC

>Should I get an Xbox 360 or a Playstation 3 if I want to get into
>R E T R O
>E
>T
>R
>O
>gaming?
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2026-02-06 02:13:12 UTC

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@nprofile…f02u It says here that you've spent over $1000 a month sending money to... someone called Colleen? And why do you have so many paintings of pigs all over your house?
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2026-02-05 23:01:13 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s The slopalisk is really good at recipes for exactly what you want. "I want to make sloppy joes in my crock pot in one pot but I only have chicken" BOOM perfect every time.
The robot has been trained to shitpost and cook.
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2026-01-28 23:54:54 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…l5m0 I'll have to get my guy to draw another one

2026-01-28 23:52:54 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…l5m0 sad but trve
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2026-01-18 20:25:51 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 environmental storytelling