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2024-08-01 20:56:22 UTC

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Cook your bears well folks.
#nevent1q…48km

2024-08-01 10:02:22 UTC

V excite to eat le foodslies. #gardenstr https://image.nostr.build/973001507a98ea9e7d085b38e1bcdbb8863778f5af0c7696c3c4fd57e9577e05.jpg
Brocccccccccccc + Radslie
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Broccc Carrottt and Onioneez
https://image.nostr.build/3a4ae4c5862d5020fcf1f01ad132a7041a6fefb7546b07654dd121e28ae4f8fe.jpg
Onioneez #tor Carroteez and Chizbazza
https://image.nostr.build/b1b91102d219d0e6cdf0dfc4ecd1c2aace32f98dca9cecab6f866f6c6c863859.jpg
Zoomy Chizz Bazz Plus Onioneez
https://image.nostr.build/a76dd5354c59f91503a9d0a6bf99732d791958ef131c824efdd94009e44fc623.jpg
Peaing and Leeking on Brocdazza
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Zoomyzoom zoom on da flower #bloomscrolling
Perhaps I have gone too far with plant growth regulators. #sentit
https://image.nostr.build/a983d7dc00563cab2a07c88e509e92ee7d80e9a1efec599cd5b0954806fcb8d8.jpg
Radishhhhhhhh Cazzas Brocccccc. #ham
https://image.nostr.build/2c21054ce87891e29ab9f910c5492762209f3581a2c2622ecd5f322b211fdd8f.jpg
Narcissistic Broc (Trapped in the Mirror) featuring radish kiddoes.
Thanks for coming to my Fred talk. 😁
#garden #radish #broccoli #grow #plant #cheatingwithmedicines #eatboron #carrot #foodstr #notispermaculture #ilostahathereonce #onion #leek #pea #growstuff #lol #delish

2024-07-31 23:48:00 UTC

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Jeepers. Reminds me of hunting for a preplucked Thanksgiving turkey.

2024-07-27 22:00:22 UTC

Chicken 🍗 and Leek . . . #LFG! #FOODSTR https://image.nostr.build/c10f9aa6f0e16dbe8b997e4e750960e14319ec6eeec811c8e371c6dfd7d84b76.jpg
#pie #pasty #pastie #pastae #pastii #pastry

2024-07-27 20:46:57 UTC

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So good. 🤣
#nevent1q…ssl0

2024-07-26 09:57:57 UTC

Sooooooo pumped about how handsome our roos are. 😍 https://image.nostr.build/1ecd003e30628f7555e3b6963450fb5a3748fa071603371a8037977eedfbc091.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/2808527579123e485de1e542f91c1d2c01abe340ee8cdc7b1de1d219e8be3b0a.jpg
The red boi is Jasper, the brown stripier boi is Michael. Michael hatched a day later than the other 20, he was and is the cutest, and he was also the only Pharoah/wild type. Jasper was our reddest boi, and also the best behaved, which is pretty important.
Love you Boys. Sorry you do not have access to the Ladies right now, they need a rest from your shenanigans, and we aren't hatching right now as it is le cold.
#rooster #roostr #quailstr #poultrystr #farmstr

2024-07-25 21:52:14 UTC

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They are certainly leveraged by trendy restaurants, but they are just totally lovely as a daily egg! Can use in place of chicken eggs in everything. Nothing odd or weird about the flavour. Just awesome.
Quail are much less destructive than chickens. And less messy and smelly than ducks (from my limited duck experience). They are however much less capable of defending themselves, and their food. Ours are always caged, unless I am holding them. Everything wants to eat them. And it is not obvious that I could get them back if they escaped. Haha. They are also not inclined to eat all the scraps that chickens do, so you need some kind of base feed. Our bevy gets fresh grass and clover every day as the substrate they can scratch and hunt through. I also bring them bugs and weeds I find when weeding. But yeah, letting them hunt around the farm by themselves isn't really an option on the survival front. Looooooool.
I would also love some ducks around. Perhaps even some ostriches. 🙃

2024-07-20 01:46:12 UTC

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Fine point. If I were hoodless, I might say yesh?

2024-07-16 21:53:23 UTC

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Twas Max delish. 🙃

2024-07-16 21:44:51 UTC

We have had pizza. Yes.
https://image.nostr.build/f208f90213f39cbd8352ae422a0ac7d89e8bb887cc2eb65ac2a4c0f933a683c4.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/160251209d2618ff39ea495b99f6dcb53d095bbf3772dbaa649388e03a0c5347.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/a14252ab974405dbf93808e0610c1a5efccfa19e42e03b49ca7cf2c87abeb435.jpg
Is that a sausage I see or am I just happy to pizza?
https://image.nostr.build/a2a06195e910c9677c23155f349f6d672bae35a61226fd30efb34e5af8a2ce51.jpg
How about Second Pizza?
https://image.nostr.build/dbcc238386ba9c41db1abb88826fd0ffabbe8eda7a3359e95595f278e69a5b12.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/61118401705d200c267b240d5186810d60e201083784cd0724db2d1797908efa.jpg
The soss Pig evidently ate too many apples. Or swam many times in a pool of apple ejoyce. I will ask the Pig next time if they are addicted to apples. More anchovies required to balance out le apple rEjoyce Pig sausage.
Will also ask anchovies if they were addicted to apples.
Or similarly living in apple ejoyce for any period.
https://image.nostr.build/5101f9ae92d66c8a6447a53a54e2b12b7c5cb1687c536b45e73d7ef1915285cf.jpg
Made some yummy Mayo for crust dippings with olive oil, quail eggs, lemon ejoyce, pepper, salt, and mustard. Thanks girls! 🥰🪿🦤🦢🦆🕊️🪺
Don't let the crumbs divide you, frens. xx
#food #foodstr #yum #yumstr #pizza #cheese #meat #pork #olives #kalamata #bake

2024-07-15 07:04:36 UTC

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Loooooooooooool. I actually thought of you gil as I read the sandwiches sentence. And it indeed appears that you have already presented a brilliant note. 🤣 Haha.
Congratulations Josh on your new additions. They are beautiful creatures who certainly do go well in sandwiches. 🙃

2024-07-10 22:34:31 UTC

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Sooooo good. Haha. 💜

2024-07-10 22:33:08 UTC

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Love it! Yewwwwwwww!

2024-07-08 22:41:07 UTC

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Different strokes for different folks. I don't keep much in mints either. For me it is worth learning to use the tools before the hectic adversarial environment tries to assert its authority.
Mistakes cost less currently . . . Maybe.
Have you reported all your zaps as taxable income? . . .
What happens when we have sat-dollar parity?
Do beavers even have rights? 🤣
I appreciate you!! 🥰

2024-07-08 22:16:10 UTC

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You might feel safer if you are privacy oriented. It is nice to share a mint with frens, and the more frens, the more anonymity liquidity. It is also nice to pay zero sats when you are zapping others who use the same mint. Custom address is also lovely. I really enjoy minibits. I greatly dislike that Alby and WoS know everything. Only takes one slip . . .

2024-07-04 21:44:24 UTC

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Loooooooool. 😆

2024-07-04 12:18:37 UTC

Can retrieve/21. https://image.nostr.build/a53df6b2d5f4b10e4d9136435a0bcb563d6a657f8058a4adf00b3d7be89c7f4d.jpg
#dogstr #petstr #huntstr #ballstr

2024-06-30 23:19:01 UTC

#coffeechain #GM! https://image.nostr.build/b474d09f8d46532dc471ba43033f5ad55947291f89a9b731d7ceaf1f68e45c0c.jpg

2024-06-30 19:42:36 UTC

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Sweeeeeeeeet. 😍

2024-06-28 21:31:56 UTC

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Warning. Violent. Those Demolition Man-level police combat skills.
#nevent1q…03lr

2024-06-17 11:02:20 UTC

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Already inhaled. I did a large enjoy. 🤤

2024-06-17 10:58:57 UTC

Yummy things. #beef #bread https://image.nostr.build/20ecbad84e7fe5ff883d68000dba86b6d0aaa0b94442d3b9cad861fe7464e2b0.jpg

2024-06-16 21:32:39 UTC

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Brisket 10.21 hours in has made the kitchen smell heavenly. 🐄🐮
Can't think of a better scent right meow. https://image.nostr.build/96c799d5de23fa90775dd2d80c23c410abb8e40561b95b8313b565ca061a67e6.jpg
#nevent1q…8aek
#cow #cattle #beast

2024-06-16 01:41:33 UTC

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I will do nothing to prepare it. It goes in like that for 6.5 hours with nothing other than itself.
Lid off in a Dutch oven.
6.5 hours in it will go on a bed of onions.
8 hours in the lid of the Dutch oven will go on.
11-12 in and the finished meat will be left to rest for 21 minutes.
Gravy will be made by blending the onions.
Salt to taste.
115°C–120°C the whole time. 😁

2024-06-16 00:01:09 UTC

Vintage brikset. See you in 12 hours. #foodstr
https://image.nostr.build/4c8528f8e2acde073bf75f7f94ef94402a8f95d4a371b22d75fc8b5bb2dafc33.jpg https://image.nostr.build/886c86122469d5d2b70b2c284c4d7729d462f945c2c8a30f8d6ac82378bd1176.jpg

2024-06-14 22:07:02 UTC

Beef cheeks. #LFG! 🐄
https://image.nostr.build/db2f233971db035b28c9eaabefc2c72fe2b0a96ec4b5a20d086f9c1cae961173.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/4ac9fd46cf1f465ae371dca44b97d4c13c7dee7a3a7f802a715ff24201bba1a8.jpg
#FOODSTR #beastnumberone

2024-06-14 00:38:32 UTC

#bake #dat #breadstr 🍞🥖 https://image.nostr.build/9d85337c91a0cf83b0f2a9acb5cd7a7e546173d26064d22f0149cc2b42780f8b.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/00d1569aab2795e1c0d1a6b3a12c58c74fe5b7787209573d3d7ba5270e97cdcb.jpg
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2024-06-12 20:19:02 UTC

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Legit me every time I tried to ride a motor bike. Haha.

2024-06-12 10:41:14 UTC

Macaroni bacon bake. Topped with wee shreds of sundried mullet eggs and Hungarian salami. With a wheat sauce, to be sure.
https://image.nostr.build/4796f4f8bbe869f60b8235bbd9e98a35effa47eeb0b41caa900d6cbc9925cb2b.jpg
The English name for the roe pouch is bottarga. It is etymologically downstream of the Byzantine Greek 'ᾠοτάριχον' ('oiotárikhon'), which is a combination of the words 'ᾠόν' ('egg') and 'τάριχον' ('pickled').
#foodstr

2024-06-11 02:39:08 UTC

Looking for a #FOSS photo editor for a laptop running Linux. Any suggestions/recommendations? #asknostr

2024-06-08 20:11:29 UTC

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Looooooooool. Feels.
#nevent1q…rde2

2024-06-05 21:11:20 UTC

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This is great info. The draft thing was annoying me. Could I please ask which event kind I should be denying permission for in Amber to stop these drafts happening? 🥰

2024-05-30 22:35:15 UTC

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Lovely pics. We had access to a wild blackberry patch that was about 42 yards long. Yesterday the government destroyed it. Someone who isn't me might just plant 21 new patches. 🙃
#nevent1q…2q2n

2024-05-23 03:46:05 UTC

Tractor deployed! The Japanese quail in this bevy are now one month old and for the first time out in the big beautiful world. https://image.nostr.build/e64a0c4ef95a40d3214e46fa5c705295e501783dd5533419ec582f72ac0b0f36.jpg
Feeder materials were about 8421 sats.
Everything else was laying around. 🙃♥️🐣 https://image.nostr.build/4fea9c7a5a1ab743259038c41d7c4438970ec923ad8a12432d8f5acd6f391035.jpg
#poultry #homestead #garden #quail #coturnix #bird

2024-05-19 21:30:49 UTC

Yesterday's brisket was astonishing. 🥩 https://image.nostr.build/4db730264a6e5ae4188cc3d2ab94e990f208e077ba5fecaa1c12cc4c678c2299.jpg
6 hours in a Dutch oven, lid off.
Then placed on a bed of onions.
Another 1.5 hours in the Dutch uncovered.
Then a final 2 hours covered in the Dutch to finish and soften!
All at 120°C/248°F.
An excellent brisket reccomendation by Brisket themselves! 🙃
So sweet and flavorful. Some of the best beef I have ever had. #brisket #slowcook #roast #bark #food #beef #yum #meat
https://image.nostr.build/1c93c8844a26c53dcee770409250b4e5f1abcfbd2edfc1a10bf7ead18952c6ec.jpg

2024-05-13 19:53:24 UTC

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Cloudflare --> a sign to go to another site. Lolol.
#nevent1q…w2nm

2024-05-11 21:39:52 UTC

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Feels.
#nevent1q…44ev

2024-05-11 21:04:25 UTC

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Yuuuuuuuum!

2024-05-03 04:36:25 UTC

Lovely feather patterns coming through.
Precious little babes. 🐤🐥🐥♥️🐛🐥🌾
https://video.nostr.build/c08c9ee182f0f8d0c07dbbf163497ae6c0eb79cb079a02b39160ef476586d6a3.mp4
https://image.nostr.build/c993631688b055b17ddbb54be078399f0e6cff1559647e44e69a817cbefc6bec.jpg
#grownostr #homestead #poultry #birds #japanese

2024-04-24 22:33:25 UTC

Zero day attack? Nope... Day zero cuteness attack!
https://image.nostr.build/035ab15c9b6f25d8d1c3c1e653bb36a76e07d358ef4cacc93d043fef7133a792.jpg
These are coturnix quail who have only hatched in the last day or so. There are stones in their water so they do not drown. They are eating a 24.5% protein and 5% fat feed (heavy on the meal worms as they were what we had initial access to.) We will introduce some more fish meal I think, to get protein, DHA, and EPA higher.
These chickies are mainly for manure and eggs, so the typically prescribed 28-30% protein level might not be as necessary as it would be if they were for meat only... Still thinking about it anyway.
The thermostat is cruising at 95°F/35°C. Will probably drop it 1.69° per day starting tomorrow.
#homestead #poultry #cute #gardening #petstr #foodstr

2024-04-23 20:55:36 UTC

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V impress techni-quay.
#nevent1q…7pe0

2024-04-23 20:52:56 UTC

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With fishing: eleven lbs of bacon.
#nevent1q…dqs9

2024-04-23 20:49:39 UTC

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Boof!
#nevent1q…3mw4

2024-04-23 20:47:48 UTC

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I find quail already know this lesson... Quite the satsflow positive animal. Loooooooooool. <3
#nevent1q…ql68

2024-04-22 23:10:47 UTC

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So good. :-)

2024-04-22 22:22:52 UTC

Adolescent peyote/ Lophophora williamsii looking rather plump after their last watering and nutritional supplementations before winter.
#gardenstr #cactus #grownostr https://image.nostr.build/6e256cf8e919661c3f9de873d00478fd8955b1e4d50676a201ee147ff556b00a.jpg
We will keep these dry now until spring has sprung in a few months or so, otherwise fungus gnats might find an opportunity to rip through them in a heartbeat, which would be sub-optimal.
#permaculture #psychedelic #wisdom

2024-04-18 21:51:46 UTC

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Ripper dogs! :-)

2024-04-18 20:49:55 UTC

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Looooooooooooooooool. Feels.
#nevent1q…q5se

2024-04-18 20:49:06 UTC

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Epic.
#nevent1q…0dyc

2024-03-02 09:16:12 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/509508597b31313ad5709044be9df20d9b4994ff073a197b79850ac505c84bd5.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=992x1288&blurhash=_CK1j%3A4mOtNFMw%25MS%7D00%25M%25hNGVsbIIp58%25gIUt8RPnOMx_Nxus%2C%25NNGsnxa%7Ept6sTM%7BX4xuxa%3FwDixGxZx%5Do%23xu4TM%7B%25Mfkx%5DD%25juM%7Ba%7DE1j%5BxaV%40t7ogtRE1j%5Does.t7&x=839c96a28be0a3a837498c0c394800efe579570db331187f25f82e4e9a108e03

2024-02-22 04:45:25 UTC

Baby Bell Peppers of the red variety.
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#gardenstr #foodstr #grownostr #chefstr

2024-02-06 20:06:59 UTC

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Code error 526 my end. I suppose your hashing devices seem to be purring normally though? Can't expect 100% uptime on donations I suppose. Also, bloody cloudflare!

2024-01-30 21:29:47 UTC

Echinopsis pachanoi var yowie is le flowering Juan. A Yowie is basically the Australian bigfoot equivalent, except smaller, and creepier. #mescpappygogo
https://image.nostr.build/9e331abb646474acd95bc7e7e21c0d649c098c0ef3263b7667b4ac6777f5f4a3.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x1440&blurhash=%23JF65u-oM_IoIof%23RkRkbZ%3FdD*M%7BofRkagoLaybFR%3BE1xs-oxas%3Aofoeoe%25MR*WBj%5Bt5j%5BRkRkWC%3FHxuayRjR*Rkaxodocs%3BoLWVWoWCWDofbFWot7a%7BWCa%7Bjsoet6j%5DoM&x=054cb5f8e564d69b2ef8ec3e7b4bc366f05a1db1f50d366e984478a3b0d5b09b
#psychedelic #grow #garden #cactus

2024-01-28 21:29:53 UTC

Epic rip!
Fkn love this pod. <3 #Bitcoin
https://fountain.fm/episode/soMCXIwIFoEI4iaaYFpk

2024-01-28 20:32:48 UTC

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That's like 26.89 bitaxes of hashhhhhhhhhhhhang right there. :P
Also, excellent to see anti fire device. :-)

2024-01-27 19:26:26 UTC

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Loooooooooooool. :P
#nevent1q…jg0x

2024-01-27 03:13:22 UTC

Virginia Tobacco protecting le strawberries. Grew wildly out of the pot's drainage holes!
https://image.nostr.build/0d72329b002afe4b1eef47ac784e15c6114e390b676116435e8a4be6d04f8d1d.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=756x1008&blurhash=_CDv_iD8_39YxcRixb%7EoM%7DIVE0IWM_WBno%25NRkWAxtW%2Cjb%25LxJR%7Et7IUxtV%5Dah%25et6-%3ARiRkkBD*%25LxtxIo%5DRlM%7Cxbs-tRRlayWUWAs%3AbCRSoMs.juk9t9Scsqk8t7M%7CWB&x=eb61b4881e64131077c8459b6f61a12b88ea219cc07676d8433f625c0adc969c
#garden #homestead #plant #baccy

2024-01-27 03:09:41 UTC

Getting snumblé with Angus Bumblé.
#pet #lizard #uwotm8 #dragon
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2024-01-26 23:35:02 UTC

Keen to taste these money makers. Very robust plant. #garden #food
https://image.nostr.build/a587c5a01c01b3dd9c7d2ae7b4857097f4b2b62b5cde9939b65c541100b264b6.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x1440&blurhash=%23BDTaU4d-o%3FZM*.5n%2BV%7BxZ_HM*M%7CWBbERRf%23RTk7o%7CE2f%7DRkS0VzR%25tMV_IpR%2BWTt6ocM%7Dt7tOf8k8sXoeocnmtPt6nnoeobx%40aOt6aOovt6WCxsNHofV%5DowjvM%7CfkfkM%7C&x=c41229cfdd8425f2a0152d817dc08c8d4fae5e73e0743f68cc5600578f47adae
#homesteading #tasty

2024-01-26 22:18:22 UTC

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Maybe also a little recording of "Don't you know--pump it up. Don't you know to pump it up?" to play as well. Lolol. Or maybe even the nerd miner self-destructs if you solve for the block. Looooool.
What's your best difficulty so far Simão? :-)

2024-01-26 22:12:49 UTC

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Defs suss the "Bitcoin and . . . " pod with Uncle Nunya! The news that you can use. Hehe.
Also had some great rips from Pod256 and Bitcoin Explained in my ears lately. Nice to go back over the bitcoin core version updates on Bitcoin Explained and the Nerd Miner and Bitaxe pods were perfectly timed by Pod256. Bitcoin.Review is always great too, just a little slow lately. Maybe NVK listened to the pod too much and is permanently asleep, as the joke goes. Lolol.

2024-01-26 22:02:11 UTC

When the nerd miners are averaging 64 kH/s at the cool public pool, but your laptop is pulling 21 MH/s . . .
https://image.nostr.build/32d57ea9656d0ded75a886d3fb8d5d60a01253b72ad43fd023b2434b94f8f691.gif#m=image%2Fgif&dim=360x201&blurhash=iGKbK_G80nM%2C5HEAJ.ouIp0659%250%3Dq%7DmOq-5w%5BS%7C69%3Dsrp%3DXo%7CAZR-WENIrs%251JUsV9%7DRU%24zs%2Bo2fkWr%24*I%3BNL%24*skxZOX&x=3a1921c87cda300335e5afa946d1d57b6e2bc767ba7f475ebe4f1a7eb299cf91
#mining #hashing #meme #pleb #lol

2024-01-26 06:11:50 UTC

Oxheart Pink looking siiiiick.
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#gardening #food #chef #cook

2024-01-25 23:29:58 UTC

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Purdy.
#nevent1q…cclr

2024-01-25 23:25:30 UTC

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Sweeeeeeeeeet.

2024-01-25 21:39:43 UTC

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Really enjoying the rip so far. And the pod generally. Thanks! :-)

2024-01-25 07:26:57 UTC

So good. Thanks Land. <3 A strange spring and summer for ye here.
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2024-01-25 07:21:51 UTC

Giant squash or tiny scissors? Loooooool.
Double V. Ham.
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#gardening #homesteading #tomato #plant #garden #tasty #yum #squash #beetroot #chilli

2024-01-25 07:18:25 UTC

Giant toms or baby bell peppers/capsicums? Loooool. V. Ham Nyamz.
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#gardening #homesteading #tomato #plant #garden #tasty #yum

2024-01-24 23:42:49 UTC

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A Boooooooooooootht!
#nevent1q…kp77

2024-01-24 21:48:18 UTC

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Holy smokes. So funny. Haha. <3

2024-01-24 20:39:39 UTC

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Yeah you can totally smash some leaves up in a bottle and spray other plants with the solution, but many excess bugs will just head to the plant themselves and get stuck underneath the leaves as they are super sticky. Humans can do the same thing: 'Hey this is cool and makes me feel funny' then #dead. Lololol.
But also, dang. :-)

2024-01-24 05:25:49 UTC

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Love that. :)

2024-01-24 05:11:24 UTC

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Lovely. :P

2024-01-24 05:07:58 UTC

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Not sure re where to get the seeds. These grow wildly here. We just reposition them near evidently vulnerable plants. They throw seeds absolutely everywhere. :P

2024-01-24 03:55:13 UTC

Blonde Tobacco feat. Trichocereus bridgesii (Echinopsis langeniformis) feat. Oxheart Pink feat. Unknown Angus & Aggapia. Bacco: Keep Bugs Down Does.
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#homesteading #cactus #tomato #grownostr #gardening

2024-01-24 02:56:42 UTC

Making some tommy soup before the bread inhales all of itself.
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#homesteading #gardening #food #cook #tomato #bake #butter #tasty

2024-01-24 01:07:29 UTC

Beefsteak and Marmande. Very Delish.
Wild rats have nibbled a few, but not enough to be murderous. :P
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#homesteading #gardening #tomato #foodstr #cook #tasty

2024-01-22 00:21:26 UTC

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For a free dark receive on a small amount--one might trust. :P

2024-01-21 23:03:12 UTC

Best Difficulty NGU. #LFG
#nerdminer #bitaxe #cpuminer
https://web.public-pool.io/#/
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2024-01-21 22:30:29 UTC

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You would avoid using lightning if you wanted to avoid using a hot wallet. Lololol.
A good offline signing device should be used with your node (proper base layer, not lightning). If it isn't, you are using someone else's node and they have all your current and future addresses.
Protect your zpubs folks.

2024-01-21 21:35:39 UTC

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Personal Nodes and Airgapped Signing Devices = Flens.

2024-01-21 21:33:54 UTC

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Running your own node means serving yourself your own addys from your zpub/xpub/ypub. It does not necessitate a hot wallet. Perhaps you are thinking of a lightning node (which I hear is in the phone. Lolol).

2024-01-21 21:29:30 UTC

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Never put your seed words into anything other than an air-gapped signing device, your brain, or a sheet of metal. Running a node is easier than you think, too. Even if you don't have it running all the time.
Bitcoin Core. Sparrow Wallet. Go!
Sparrow wallet's website will teach you how to connect to core. It will also teach you how to verify le release when you download Sparrow. :-)

2024-01-21 21:05:00 UTC

Beefsteak and Marmande. Big brandy almost ripe. Ham. Nyam. #foodstr
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#garden #tomato #summer #tasty

2024-01-21 21:02:59 UTC

Tomato: can twerk. #homesteading #YSFW
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#gardening #grownostr #plant #foodstr

2024-01-21 03:34:48 UTC

Awww yisss, snacks from le neighbour's tree. #petstr #pocketpuppies #cute #homesteading
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2024-01-20 10:22:17 UTC

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--a=sha256d
Got there in the end. Loooooool.

2024-01-18 21:13:37 UTC

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Probably want to add --a=256d before the --URL and after ./minerd, otherwise you would be using le wrong algo!

2024-01-17 21:52:48 UTC

#ALLHASHESMATTER
Below are some lines that seem to make le Ubuntu wearing CPUs do a Hashetty Hash.
# install le dependencies
sudo apt-get install libcurl4-openssl-dev libncurses5-dev pkg-config automake yasm
# clone le cpuminer
git clone https://github.com/pooler/cpuminer.git
# compile le thing
cd cpuminer
./autogen.sh
./configure CFLAGS="-O3"
make
# start le miner
./minerd --url=stratum+tcp://public-pool.io:21496
--user=YOUR BTC ADDRESS, --pass=penis
# public-pool Peter strikes again
# kilohashes incoming
# CPU fryers anonymous
# learn le corn, not le porn
# don't be a fool, use the public pool:
https://web.public-pool.io/#/

2024-01-16 20:47:29 UTC

We found a farken rat in the farken sugar farken bag farken!
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#food #pet #love #flen #grownostr

2024-01-07 04:47:54 UTC

Hot one here today . . . Lol.
Le pet. Le rat. Does le cute.
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2024-01-07 04:36:35 UTC

Peyote peeing view.
Lophophora williamsii cactus time happy dance, plus plumpness.
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2023-12-29 19:46:02 UTC

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Definitely like the Lightning-Liquid dancing pre peg-out right meow.
Save le sats. Save them.
#nevent1q…kxmx

2023-12-28 21:40:42 UTC

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Maximus Cutes.

2023-12-26 07:46:48 UTC

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Right On. :)

2023-12-26 07:04:39 UTC

Poist Chramzus Moims #funny #meme #sendit
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2023-12-26 06:59:41 UTC

"Press the fucking red button and see how well small communities do love, do build, do nourish, and do distribute fucking risk, you state-kissing, politition-loving, division-frothing, deeply nonconsiderate cuntbags who are riding on the virtue signalling trash wagon your lame ego deployed for you after your inner low self-esteem congtition monster-pal you ego built for you provided apparently sturdy card-house foundations for pecise subsequent deployment of this low resolution parrot rant you just presented poorly and with zero nuance and a unfathomable lack of granularity."
In reality: *Lights joint #21*
--> "Hmmmmmm, there's ham over there. I do a snack."
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2023-12-26 06:25:20 UTC

POI's Chramzusss Rechap #meme
Not thst cereal.
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2023-12-26 06:22:11 UTC

#petstr #dogstr #feels
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