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2026-04-13 07:16:21 UTC

here's the results with left-bread winning with big margin
https://media.brot.eus/media/0501c6a0b22bc73bf8d8c5581185e648ac3fa11b8d4dd9eff087a5758094de0b.png

2026-03-31 10:59:28 UTC

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very strange
https://media.brot.eus/media/636bc6320559db1f6a4b4ce90c7b22136400eac1fbc3a0f7b4b3d65972c1e4d0.webp

2026-03-31 10:55:13 UTC

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no switched off. I also allowed broteus to save all

2026-03-31 10:51:20 UTC

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how did you fix that?

2026-03-31 10:48:06 UTC

every time I reload browser, AkkoFE session breaks and I have to login again :cry:

2026-03-28 11:50:25 UTC

when you ask your mother: "want another SMEG, ma?"
https://media.brot.eus/media/ae94af4390ac225983408dccec7be131452ee094f23ab9dcd42249250d6d2d9a.jpeg

2026-03-28 09:46:32 UTC

«What if the French just weren't?» Pipkin Pippa

2026-03-27 13:04:55 UTC

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at least that's $300k not invested in euthenasia

2026-03-27 08:30:12 UTC

free thinkers are pretty dumb. they could get paid for thinking!

2026-03-26 07:32:32 UTC

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it doesn't hurt to ask :puniko_sorry2:

2026-03-26 07:14:12 UTC

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if you were gay I could get you a sugar daddy :giggle2:

2026-03-26 07:06:53 UTC

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student job? :LappPat:

2026-03-25 16:29:33 UTC

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I'll build my own 999% vibe coded client in a vibe coded programming language on a vibe coded architecture in a vibe coded hypervisor to annoy fedizens

2026-03-25 14:23:26 UTC

I'm dumb :kaia_dumb: I wish I could undumb myself.alas

2026-03-25 07:48:15 UTC

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yonle is fedi famous

2026-03-25 00:32:29 UTC

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girl_priest_gets_defrocked.mp4 :ChenBlush:

2026-03-24 16:00:56 UTC

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disagreeing. I have stuff that I don't want others to see. I could only encrypt that, but then I could leak artifacts, like thumbnails and whatnot. so full encryption is best.

2026-03-24 15:51:48 UTC

John Mastodon hired me to estimate your age for Fediverse age verification

2026-03-24 14:40:27 UTC

I don't like the UK much, but I believe its universities deserve to continue into the future - both of them

2026-03-23 15:29:27 UTC

I could live with my kid being gay or dumb or even become a tankie, but imagine your kid becoming a gamer :tanya_sigh:

2026-03-23 13:29:48 UTC

if you are using anything but pure curl requests to post on fedi, are you a true tech person??

2026-03-23 09:46:27 UTC

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I need the name of this :jelpeek:

2026-03-23 08:54:01 UTC

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wait the game does not work like this

2026-03-22 19:33:49 UTC

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can you buy stuff 24/7 there?

2026-03-22 19:19:20 UTC

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seggs is better the longer you wait for it :bugcat_nod:

2026-03-20 00:17:12 UTC

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are you lactose intolerant?

2026-03-19 11:12:33 UTC

https://media.brot.eus/media/3c539d8ade1b7dc4d7abfed02b32a637553be68cb7dd954956ae21e4afdae674.jpg

2026-03-17 17:31:39 UTC

mood
https://media.brot.eus/media/2dd5339518456133c01766f2b8d8342c36d379159e2f9c063dc33a615d43d83e.mp4

2026-03-17 12:26:58 UTC

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what kind of sandwich? :jelpeek:

2026-03-16 09:18:31 UTC

fedi user spotted
https://media.brot.eus/media/b889268a394780bc187eed4b03e650a42cd49d2e99b8ff7f1466e26efdc2ecb3.png

2026-03-15 22:54:42 UTC

1st Place in Paper Cutting, University/General Division (Black Belt) at the '2025 National Haedong Gumdo Tournament'. Perfect Score of 40 points👍
'2025 해동검도 전국대회' 유단자 대학/일반부 종이베기 1위. 40점 만점👍
https://media.brot.eus/media/8b370838c7b2079d34f1c4921492aff1643c182896582f5caee664b36a515dfb.webm

2026-03-14 22:32:41 UTC

modded YT app starts breaking. hope it stops, so I'm free from the addiction. then I have to fall back to books :fernread:

2026-03-10 09:41:02 UTC

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oh you can into zh?????

2026-03-10 09:27:02 UTC

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just push everything to S3 :ChenShrug:

2026-03-09 11:50:33 UTC

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so eine Wurst hat zu viel Södium

2026-03-09 08:12:00 UTC

master troll or mental illness?
https://media.brot.eus/media/637762b089361933bae95abeb1c18da7c52d1a2ba1c16f98a4cbe9ed5e755c8f.webp

2026-03-09 08:00:18 UTC

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what the duck is a swf???

2026-03-07 13:47:36 UTC

foodprepped for the week :comfy: still cooling down, then I'm boxing it. husband's ability to eat the same thing for a week is making foodprep easy.

2026-03-07 07:56:07 UTC

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what are you? :fernwrite:

2026-03-07 07:07:37 UTC

slightly I'll, but hopefully just allergy and not the current flu

2026-03-06 14:45:27 UTC

Heute kein Update
https://media.brot.eus/media/84158020189ae5b5eb423e62f2e04b6b0a74d8897c893a3b29a495f36a661577.webp

2026-03-06 14:43:42 UTC

I hate motorcyclists so much.

2026-03-06 13:38:17 UTC

35yo discord mods like: ">18 dni"

2026-03-05 19:34:34 UTC

good boy has focus
https://media.brot.eus/media/a79fbb96fe5fa6958a58dcf061a8fa30be7025f5744b93aec2652e4a4039ff05.mp4

2026-03-05 14:37:20 UTC

marrying a femboy from femboy café would be like marrying a stripper? :thinking_cirno:

2026-03-05 14:35:00 UTC

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in JP??

2026-03-05 14:34:27 UTC

a stranger said something to me in French I didn't understand, so I smiled and kept walking. they followed me almost to our home :Sheew:

2026-03-05 12:02:52 UTC

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(Alsace doesn't count)

2026-03-05 12:00:25 UTC

the French betrayed me so hard. I bought lye bread rolls in Luxembourg made in France. and they are sweet. like a donut. wtf????

2026-03-04 15:23:08 UTC

combat the cloud?
https://media.brot.eus/media/d57e45a84cb3a85cffe30a8e181d3875c7ff198f8223f33a3935648b260b9ffd.jpg

2026-03-04 14:40:46 UTC

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especially tech folks love to make things as inconvenient as possible for themselves :RosThink:

2026-03-04 11:37:19 UTC

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I was told nobody should self host mail

2026-03-04 10:12:59 UTC

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every single of those foods would kill me :aismile:

2026-03-03 15:05:47 UTC

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I never posted anything lewd before in my life

2026-03-03 15:02:48 UTC

> thirstpost only once
> everyone is dogpiling me
:Sheew:

2026-03-03 08:21:35 UTC

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sounds like cool app

2026-03-03 07:05:06 UTC

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Is your house fine? :02hug:

2026-03-03 06:29:29 UTC

what's the next war of the Department of War? :l_think:

2026-03-03 06:16:52 UTC

> Slopware App detected that screenshot!
> Making screenshots of our product pages is ILLEGAL, since it contains COPYRIGHTED information.
guess fuck you too lol

2026-03-02 15:23:09 UTC

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I have not shared a single AI generated tombot in like a year

2026-03-02 15:18:43 UTC

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Dear @npub134r…xq57,
Pursuant to the Statutes of Aesthetic Integrity and the Common Law of Human Effort, you are hereby commanded to immediately ABATE and DESIST from the profligate dissemination of synthetically-generated visual refuse, hereinafter referred to as "Slop."

2026-03-02 11:51:11 UTC

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if you like this and other inconveniences, just come to Germany :Sheew:

2026-02-27 09:41:47 UTC

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why are you angry?

2026-02-27 09:21:02 UTC

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Estonian Punch Club :acat_punchies:

2026-02-26 20:01:24 UTC

had cute thoughts
https://media.brot.eus/media/47d21eb1ce27dae253df3b0db207acce9276413a37be439d0c15ed8c07526b68.gif

2026-02-25 22:44:12 UTC

improving Japanese birthrate one fedi-couple at a time :bugcat_nod:

2026-02-23 16:45:36 UTC

Additionally, [Naftali Herz Imber] published Treasures of Two Worlds: Unpublished Legends and Traditions of the Jewish Nation (1910), which posited that the Tabernacle carried by the Hebrews during their 40 years in the desert contained an electrical generator, and that King Solomon invented the telephone.[11]

2026-02-23 08:01:47 UTC

British tried to keep foreigners away with their horrible food, so foreigners just brought their own foods. and don't think someone chose to move to a rainy cold island. they were forced by the British to do so since colonialism.

2026-02-23 07:42:22 UTC

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extreme high trust society. you live in utopia. in Luxembourg that would be stolen faster than you can say "who would steal something old and stinky?"

2026-02-21 00:20:05 UTC

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happy for you :l_happy: (but I want a fat seal plush too)

2026-02-20 09:41:26 UTC

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what's up with guys eating so many eggs? hahaha

2026-02-20 09:31:13 UTC

German comedy in nutshell:
- less flamboyant gay guy
- more flamboyant gay guy
- leftist woman pretending to be Nazi
- leftist man pretending to be philosopher
same people doing the same shtick for 25 years or longer

2026-02-20 09:10:56 UTC

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stronk sanek arc. but also note that girls statistically prefer muscular but also bit chubby guys :bugcat_nod:

2026-02-20 09:03:06 UTC

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(inb4 buff sanek)

2026-02-20 09:02:23 UTC

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it's healthy for men to eat 3-4 eggs a day!

2026-02-20 08:42:57 UTC

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ITT guy with 15 hobbies finds new hobby (and it's comfy) :comfy:

2026-02-20 08:10:40 UTC

my current desire is having a ThinkPad keyboard 0b47190, so I can be cool like you guys
https://media.brot.eus/media/741682b9a05100f6d045920b60e02401014f2d18076237f1eb422276e44e7f3f.jpg

2026-02-20 07:19:35 UTC

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do you use conditioner? dunno how it's there, but here there's sports shower stuff with correct pH that's better

2026-02-19 14:06:27 UTC

making a good income just from shitting on one guy :Sheew:
https://media.brot.eus/media/f3d9d6b1fc547397c5d6c0ad6e2f188ceddd66ffdc8fe01a7762d87bfa41dcc7.webp

2026-02-19 11:20:24 UTC

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girl failures stinky :acat_sniff:

2026-02-19 08:28:18 UTC

the future will be filled with a constant whirring noise independent where you are. you could be in the forest, however still hearing the Amazon, UPS, DHL delivery drones that bring your mum-in-laws AI generated knitting patterns books.

2026-02-15 12:37:32 UTC

Bavarian names like: "Durschtmarggus vom Sägewerk"

2026-02-15 11:48:15 UTC

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so Discord is like Pleroma if it had groups, understood :comfysneaky:

2026-02-15 11:35:27 UTC

isn't discord under the hood also decentralized? :kaia_dumb:

2026-02-15 11:22:45 UTC

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idk, I just want to post tomboys without getting "This message could not delivered because the public key changed" or sth sth

2026-02-15 11:18:04 UTC

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sorry it says I don't have your pubic key or sth......

2026-02-15 11:16:20 UTC

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is it homoerotic joke friend???

2026-02-15 11:13:29 UTC

how about we build a discord alternative that will actually become popular (no FOSSbros allowed) :aismile:

2026-02-13 13:24:10 UTC

MI5 MI6 and MI7 are gravely concerned

2026-02-12 13:24:54 UTC

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I use sth like it and many services refuse ephemeral credit cards :fernannoyed:

2026-02-12 01:28:53 UTC

can't sleep, need headpats
https://media.brot.eus/media/be407b356289983c98dc06ae104b40377b1c341f41af46bc3022b04eb0b1ee9c.webm

2026-02-11 22:24:57 UTC

https://media.brot.eus/media/06d2338f45bd02fc2d13727170132d21657087b5e615d0206aeb9319829dce4c.jpg

2026-02-11 21:53:17 UTC

are you leaking? :hmm:
https://media.brot.eus/media/82273f700fad1e8962b38105afe60dece606dd42d5b84918cc508accf97af628.png

2026-02-11 11:46:09 UTC

> Neben der Schokolade fanden die Beamten 286 Packungen Nüsse, 72 Packungen Kaffee, über 60 Dosen Fisch sowie Spülmaschinentabs und Wurst in großen Mengen.
in Germany the police will take your nuts

2026-02-11 08:50:38 UTC

https://media.brot.eus/media/df268ac9a75959a15c02e34475d16b5b52795971d8e4efa5fa153afb8ea5ed1d.jpg

2026-02-10 20:16:56 UTC

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the next thing she asks is whether you have trouble sleeping, because they will keep you awake for several days to see what happens. like that insane creepypasta Russian experiment where guys started eating themselves. will be fun to try hahaha

2026-02-10 11:40:13 UTC

I'm in the files :shy:
https://media.brot.eus/media/5adce0ad87440a70836b1293b12bc3834efaf5565c51b8169cec6b54d4158342.webp

2026-02-10 11:36:59 UTC

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Hey bro love you, listen up my dog, my precious bro, I have an important issue to discuss...
...
...

2026-02-09 16:11:30 UTC

would you tolerate people who constantly send you voice messages instead of writing?
https://media.brot.eus/media/bb7101f0b7b34d54467938a35d0b590c9d85563e46136578ab49b88bbd9952ff.png

2026-02-09 15:37:57 UTC

having my first snickers in ages. they toned down the dick vein :sadcat: