Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

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2026-08-09 21:26:12 UTC

Happy Net Box is an experimental internet social experience based on the arcane and near-forgotten retro internet protocol known as FINGER.
https://happynetbox.com

2026-08-05 22:55:45 UTC

Top Five Regrets of the Dying
Bronnie Ware, Australian nurse/Hospice
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/117/045/363/339/314/111/original/6f8216f64d4008ac.jpg

2026-08-01 11:53:13 UTC

If you're going to fight battles
Know when the battle is done
"This is a battle I lost"
"This is a battle I won"
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-07-29 19:22:55 UTC

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@nprofile…e92q There's a tool for doing exactly that...
https://ersatztv.org/
... and it's available in umbrel...
https://apps.umbrel.com/app/ersatztv-legacy

2026-07-28 12:32:34 UTC

I dunno... have you tried arguing about technology online? Maybe try that? That should bring you happiness, increase the clarity of dialogue in the world, prevent misfortune, all kinds of good stuff. I'm pretty sure that nobody has ever questioned the pros and cons of technology (specifics or general) over the past few thousand years or so, otherwise it would have all been worked out by now.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-07-27 14:40:52 UTC

The Cardicans - Loser (1996)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LYtDo_1Uew
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/992/456/279/659/303/original/ad08be5cba6be3af.png

2026-07-27 00:10:57 UTC

Today I thought of a plan to make a bunch of people feel bad. It would take maybe a year and a half of work to accomplish, but it would definitely work!
Then I remembered I could just make myself feel bad for free, right away.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-07-25 11:49:43 UTC

Some subgenii enjoy hobnobbing with others, while some subgenii enjoy snobnobbing on their own. The only wrong way to be a SubGenius to to delay the day when you JOIN…
The Church of the SubGenius
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2026-07-23 22:25:38 UTC

"The purpose of this site is to provide a little help to those that are looking for written material about Frank Zappa."
https://www.afka.net/index.htm

2026-07-23 17:27:08 UTC

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@nprofile…art7 I declare war in the name of all of these, against all of these, and against everything and everyone else, including itself, forever. Okay now I'm done.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-07-20 18:08:56 UTC

ABOLISH PRIVATE PROPERTY - no, not other people, some day. YOU, NOW!
Liquidate your worldly goods and send ALL of the money to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.
FREEDOM!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-07-09 14:08:43 UTC

Let sleeping gods lie.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-30 22:38:32 UTC

You should be who you really are. And who you are, that who you are should be who he or she really is. Meanwhile, whatever is behind you should be the real whatever it is behind you, no matter what the you is. So we've got whatever's behind you, you, the real you, and whatever the real you is. It goes on forever in both directions.
OR... you can just BE. "B" is the first letter in "Bob" and you can pay J. R. "Bob" Dobbs to know what you really think!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-28 15:02:21 UTC

After opening the "Hunger Fucker" chain of hamburger stands, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs opened the "Regrub Burger" chain. This second chain was stocked with cast-offs from the first. He said he was aiming for the palendrome fast food market. Both chains did well and by the time he forgot entirely about ever doing any of this he'd made millions of dollars.
Typical.
:jrbd: 🍔 https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-28 12:07:11 UTC

Some scientists have speculated that the Earth / Mars imperfect switcheroo was, in part, related to what Pink scientists call "global warming" or "climate change." It's real enough, if "real" is important to you, but the why part is what is suppressed. Ever wanted to get more sun - or far less? That back-and-forth is PROOF that in 1945, the third and fourth planet in our solar system changed places (but only partially) and we've been confused ever since.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-24 03:00:18 UTC

Amy Winehouse - Rehab (2009)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc

2026-06-18 02:50:13 UTC

M.I.A - SAFE (2025)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IS46VRxMFo
"We are living in the age of mass surveillance. Our range of bags, cases and pockets utilise Faraday technology to get you off the grid & restore your freedom. With OHMNI, you are a digital ghost."
https://ohmni.com/products/full-shield-armour-jacket-special-edition

2026-06-15 13:43:06 UTC

My fitness app says I'm only walking about half as much as I should. So I installed a second app and add the two scores together. Win!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-13 15:55:56 UTC

Josh Rubin and Jeremy Lubin - Derailroaded (2005)
Full-length documentary about Larry "Wild Man" Fischer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaQ88xZ7Syg

2026-06-12 05:02:27 UTC

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@nprofile…79sc Stay strong.

2026-06-11 13:11:53 UTC

I STAND ATOP THE ENTIRE PLANET.
There are some lumps here and there, but it's all under me.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-10 19:54:02 UTC

Those kids and their today...
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-09 23:37:49 UTC

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@nprofile…g2sj Good job Prof.!

2026-06-08 21:48:38 UTC

Negativland - The Greatest Taste Around (1997)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aloy9roF8eU

2026-06-07 23:09:10 UTC

In this authentic time-camera image, a yeti of ancient Atlantis (left) teaches an urhum (early human) how to walk upright and carry objects at the same time.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/711/341/096/067/886/original/d439241757fa8417.jpg

2026-06-05 22:47:27 UTC

Holy smokes! Florida! September 26, 2026!
:jrbd: XZanthia.com
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/699/930/129/706/823/original/e95770023f580080.png

2026-06-04 00:08:34 UTC

Whitehouse - Philosophy (2003)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMBY7IkIE88

2026-06-03 23:26:36 UTC

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@nprofile…k39g
Or maybe this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gEhPn64r6g
@nprofile…k6rj

2026-06-03 22:42:08 UTC

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@nprofile…k39g
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M
@nprofile…k6rj

2026-05-31 18:58:12 UTC

Was Atlantis a technological marvel that fell due to moral corruption?
Or was Atlantis barely burdened with the machinery of "rock" and "stick" yet advanced in the philosophy of slack?
I think you know the answer, and I think you know when you've been lied to.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-05-31 00:47:53 UTC

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@nprofile…85dz HB! 🍰 :jrbd:

2026-05-29 23:08:38 UTC

Frances Williams - Bottoms Up (1929)
Just make merry and drain the cup
Go through life with your bottoms up
'Cuz you'll be forgiven for livin', Hallelujah!
If you do the bottom's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=I2ncE_IXVzc

2026-05-29 18:26:57 UTC

What Are the Nephilim?
https://x.com/TuckerCarlson/status/2060405936523448714
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/659/269/601/517/761/original/779b1153b7705b35.png

2026-05-27 23:45:04 UTC

Godzilla Cheeto. You can only pick one.
$100,000.00
https://www.ebay.com/itm/267559561354
$26,000.00
https://www.ebay.com/itm/366281270166
$20,000.00
https://www.ebay.com/itm/396815855460

2026-05-26 22:11:19 UTC

The Church of the SubGenius Colorado Clench combines media theory, ritual satire, UFO studies, and advanced anti-normality systems into a unified framework for personal liberation.
:jrbd: https://subgeniuscolorado.nekoweb.org/

2026-05-26 00:44:09 UTC

Yeah, that's cool and everything, but... is it as cool as wearing a Star Blazers t-shirt while you're an astronaut inside the International Space Station playing a live duet with Kraftwerk?
No. Not it is not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCQEzgtWv-E

2026-05-24 19:44:19 UTC

❗ ## X-DAY SLACKFEST 2026: THE OFFICIAL GREENFIELD ITINERARY ❗
Attention Yetinsyns, Mutants, and SubGenii! Prepare your pineal glands for maximum capacity and ready yourselves for the ultimate descent upon Greenfield, Indiana. Here is the official rundown for Slackfest 2026. Keep this schedule handy, assuming the Conspiracy doesn't confiscate it first. CLICK HERE FOR SCHEDULE 👉
:jrbd: https://www.patreon.com/posts/159126824
Questions? ASK @nprofile…hwzw !
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2026-05-23 09:40:38 UTC

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@nprofile…p428 well done.

2026-05-22 02:27:42 UTC

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@nprofile…ajup WHERE THY HUNG THE JERK THAT INVENTED WORK - ON THE BIG ROCK CANDY MOUNTAIN.

2026-05-21 20:16:59 UTC

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@nprofile…lse5 A lot going on here. I'd like one.
https://blog.flipper.net/flipper-one-we-need-your-help/
@nprofile…3g42

2026-05-20 21:50:30 UTC

Is it true that you can buy the entire Church of the SubGenius for a temporary period of time? ANSWER YES! For a mere two million US dollars, you can "lease" the Church for seventeen seconds. "Bob" will let you know when it's your turn, but you can reserve your seat today!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-05-20 03:30:17 UTC

Current 93 - The Descent Of Long Satan And Babylon (1992)
https://current931.bandcamp.com/track/the-descent-of-long-satan-and-babylon-2
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/604/780/756/646/384/original/b27124d5ea8e2246.png

2026-05-18 23:06:28 UTC

"The truth is this is the only place left" - kevathens
Antville is a music video blog that is older than YouTube. I've found some works there are I watch / hear often, over many years. And with as many posts as they have there (18k+?) there must be something you'll like.
https://videos.antville.org/

2026-05-18 21:07:51 UTC

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@nprofile…p428 dive right in - whatever you make you made the right way because it exists.

2026-05-18 16:00:28 UTC

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@nprofile…p428 I'm all for it! Have been a letter-enjoyer all my life, any form that makes sense to the sender is welcome by the receiver. :jrbd: 📮

2026-05-18 01:48:39 UTC

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@nprofile…85dz Sad news.

2026-05-18 01:48:20 UTC

If you reveal to the world what you love most and what you fear most, you may, like Winston Smith in "1984," find them combined in the same moment before you begin falling backwards.
Be your dreams, but don't speak of them.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-05-18 00:54:19 UTC

Frank Zappa - We're Turning Again (Live 1981)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLcQG6utIIA

2026-05-17 20:16:14 UTC

This is an hour long, and I encourage you to set aside an hour to watch it all. Largest screen you have, good sound system or headphones. The "Isam" concert from 2020 by Amon Tobin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqyEZ0GwS3E

2026-05-16 12:12:01 UTC

Radio waves have been blasting away from this planet for decades. By analysis of the flicker of distant stars we will soon be able to re-read those radio waves and hear ancient radio broadcasts.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-05-15 23:53:51 UTC

Jo Stafford - Moonlight in Vermont
The only song I know where the lyrics are a set of haiku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwyZyDD6Yqw

2026-05-15 00:54:46 UTC

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@nprofile…art7 Keep at it!

2026-05-14 00:26:05 UTC

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@nprofile…k39g That takes Discipline.

2026-05-11 18:47:21 UTC

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@nprofile…tugr Not only :jrbd: but :rtwl: at the 📞 !
@nprofile…yy55

2026-05-11 12:13:34 UTC

"SNIVELUTION AND ITS DISCO-TENT" will be seen in the next issue of "The Dobbstown Mirror."
Are you a donor? Thank you! Confirm that your mailing address is correct!
Are you a $5 / month donor? Thank you! Send in your 500-character (not 500-word) ad and it will see print!
Are you... not a donor? Oh. Oh, I see. No, you're still a good person, I'm sure. We're not that kind of cult, no pressure, ha-ha.
:jrbd: https://patreon.com/dobbstown
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/555/878/448/708/120/original/25f26aa919fb2b14.png

2026-05-10 20:01:26 UTC

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@nprofile…nlha 🏆

2026-05-08 13:59:52 UTC

Use the power of your MIND to defeat the POWER of your mind.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-05-08 09:09:05 UTC

Scott Adams put his podcast work into public domain and explicitly stated anyone coukd use it to make AI representations of him saying anything.
https://x.com/AIScottAdams

2026-05-07 16:23:49 UTC

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@nprofile…2m97 Excellent! If your code is public would be glad to see it.
My other favorite text-based tool is...
https://jrnl.sh
Have never used but looks appealing...
https://twtxt.dev/

2026-05-06 05:58:02 UTC

Prepare now! :jrbd: 🛸
https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/article-15792747/religious-leaders-ufo-disclosure-bible.html
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/526/088/191/507/560/original/3366ba12e6bbd81a.jpeg

2026-05-05 23:05:13 UTC

The Bee Gees - Idea (1968)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9RdE0R-Ts

2026-05-05 22:52:39 UTC

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@nprofile…qqvq hope this helps.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/524/419/797/706/019/original/8d341f2a8739984f.jpg

2026-05-02 11:58:43 UTC

The Vandals - Complain (1988)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z31JszoUD3I

2026-05-02 02:53:19 UTC

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@nprofile…79sc demonstrates the freedom found in slavishness to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-29 23:19:06 UTC

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@nprofile…85dz Nice! How do you achieve that, how stream to internet youtube?

2026-04-29 20:19:36 UTC

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@nprofile…qqvq looking at you.

2026-04-29 20:07:24 UTC

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@nprofile…e92q whew! Combine that with jrnl.sh and that'd look real nice. :jrbd:

2026-04-28 14:11:37 UTC

My commitment to my slack is greater than the pinks commitment to their antislack. We both get what we want come xday so it’s win win.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2026-04-27 08:14:34 UTC

Be the casual casuist.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-23 11:09:40 UTC

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@nprofile…skf0 It sounds like this.
Coil - Dismal Orb (1984)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BArm9L4ELDg

2026-04-20 13:06:57 UTC

"Everyone around me is a jerk!"
Oh yeah? What else does everyone around you have in common?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-18 10:54:06 UTC

The Satanic Panic condemned men and women to thousands of years in prison. Before their cases were overturned, these men and women served hundreds of years. Two died in prison, one is still in prison. Tens of millions of dollars in court costs were expended.
Then, it just wasn't talked about any more. A moral panic is defined in part by how little accountability is exacted after.
Prepare yourself to see today's moral entrepreneurs get away with it when today's moral panic is spent.

2026-04-17 10:52:02 UTC

Be something to sneeze at. Be the sneeze. Be the God Bless You. Be what you please.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-16 23:07:45 UTC

MISSION CRITICAL!
SLACKFEST 2026 update!
July 1st through July 6th "2026"
756 W 375 N, Greenfield, IN 46140
:jrbd: https://www.patreon.com/posts/155808802

2026-04-14 13:43:58 UTC

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Any individual or instance is able block any individual or instance they want, for any reason or no reason, and this is as I'd prefer it to be.
As long as there is never a single error, as long as there is never a single bad actor, as long as a blocked individual or a blocked instance never changes hands or changes tone, shared block lists that one cannot be removed from are a fine idea.

2026-04-14 11:52:57 UTC

Who blocks https://dobbs.town and why?
https://social.pixie.town/about/much-more#unavailable-content
"federating with yikes"
https://seirdy.one/posts/2023/05/02/fediverse-blocklists/
"suspend"
https://github.com/weirderearth/weirder-rules/blob/main/suggested-instance-blocks.md
"known toxic, hateful, and otherwise dangerous activity (harassment, hate speech, trolling, general bad-faith behavior, etc.)."
https://tweaking.thebad.space/location/451cd91b-8a2c-428b-bbe0-9c5b56750705
"freeze peach, harassment, far-right, first amendment free speech, weird cult stuff"

2026-04-14 01:21:43 UTC

I-F - Space Invaders Smoking Grass (1997)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOthRtHZrag

2026-04-14 00:34:37 UTC

Allies? ALL LIES!
The Church of the SubGenius DECLARES WAR on all that is not itself, and much of what IS itself! Eternal struggle not for the "betterment" of those who remain, but because FIGHTING IS FUN.
"Oh, sure comedy comes from suffering, but don't go too far." How far is too far? WE'LL DECIDE and then CHANGE OUR MINDS.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-13 18:45:32 UTC

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@nprofile…7avl knows that not all of the flying saucers are the "good" kind!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/398/877/425/932/177/original/fe4f6da5efe30be6.mp4

2026-04-13 14:52:20 UTC

Your concept of yourself can more than carry your "real" self. Why in the world you have anything other than a SUPERIOR MUTANT concept of yourself?
:jrbd: 🐊 🐊
Source: https://x.com/Thinkwert/status/2043322389455417447
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/397/957/375/626/397/original/f784d8889cc5c70a.jpg

2026-04-11 07:43:16 UTC

When you get a new sketchpad, write "RUINED" on the first page and throw that page away.
There, the sketchpad has already been "ruined," you don't have to treat it as precious and brimming with perfect potential. You can, instead, actually sketch in it.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-10 21:06:22 UTC

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@nprofile…art7 I live in that part of Dobbstown found in Knoxville Tennessee.
:jrbd:

2026-04-09 23:16:12 UTC

"Religions, of course."
Time Zone - World Destruction (1984)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VgLkk_drx4
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/377/292/221/023/305/original/43287799393e2e53.png

2026-04-09 17:36:08 UTC

Rev. Onan Canobite constructs a primitive altar to primitive gods. Photograph by tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE (March "2026").
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/116/375/953/856/322/013/original/6eff3cf9dba4a10d.jpg

2026-04-09 16:17:50 UTC

This tool takes a private message and hides it in plain sight in a public message. You type in the private message,‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ then the plain sight public message, then hide the former in the later by using look-alike characters, non-printing characters, etc.
https://steganography.patrickvuscan.com/

2026-04-07 22:10:46 UTC

One wonders about a toki pona LLM.

2026-04-07 21:37:37 UTC

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@nprofile…5e2r Not sure what your needs are, but sdf has a free tier and has usenet...
https://sdf.org/?faq?USENET

2026-04-07 18:11:12 UTC

A usenet archive I was unfamiliar with...
https://usenetarchives.com/
... including alt dot slack ...
https://usenetarchives.com/threads.php?id=alt.slack&y=0&r=0&p=1

2026-04-07 11:16:54 UTC

"No decent person mocks other people’s religions."
Well... okay.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-06 00:57:58 UTC

Snakefinger - Smelly Tongues (1979)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcpjI4BhfoY

2026-04-04 23:38:49 UTC

Dillinger Escape Plan - Sugar Coated Sour (live 2005)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lxwlgyhhA

2026-04-04 11:11:18 UTC

Things you like have been used to justify things I don't like, therefore you don't like me.
Meanwhile, I like The Church of the SubGenius, which specifically doesn't like some of the things you do like, therefore not only do I not like you but I'm excused, by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, from any sort of necessity to "justify" that dislike.
It's that easy!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-03 17:49:02 UTC

You've seen it: "Ah, this person is attractive and powerful, and THAT is why this person is evil!" And then ten seconds later: "Ah, this person is unattractive and weak, and THAT is why this person is evil!" The Conspiracy makes sure that ALL roads lead to evil... their definition of evil.
The DEFINITION of a SubGenius is one who has paid the Membership Fee to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. THAT'S IT. There's no "wrong way" to be a SubGenius — and we DON'T all "get along."
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-03 09:00:13 UTC

Not understanding a topic can be virtue in itself, and virtue is nice. But "can be" a virtue and "is" a virtue aren't quite the same. Don't understand it and therefore it's bad? Nah. Don't understand it and therefore it's good? Also nah.
It's like the difference between wanting to be good, and wanting to be seen to be good. So much overlap, but not the same thing.
The only universal truth in this life is the necessity to JOIN...
The Church of the SubGenius
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-02 23:14:02 UTC

Sources tell me all kinds of things and that’s all well and good. But sometimes I just make stuff up.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2026-04-02 22:44:51 UTC

You have permission to do FOUR of the five things you are thinking about, but not that fifth one! Choose wisely! You better get it right!
Ridiculous, isn't it. If you're a SubGenius then you have already transcended permission, and reason, and sanity, and time, and language, and maybe even money. You don't need any of those because "Bob" brings you an EXCUSE.
So... go on, do all six of the five things you're thinking about!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-02 21:32:09 UTC

Gelli Haha - Klouds Will Carry Me To Sleep (2026)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7_6fuJdmAE

2026-04-02 21:20:54 UTC

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@nprofile…79sc Thank you for volunteering to make an rpg in the style of Shin Megami Tensei but with "Bob" involved somehow!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-02 15:19:11 UTC

Have you ever unboxed the sad machine, turned it on, pressed the button with MAKE A SAD written on it, then out came a sad, and then been sad? Me too!
BUT... if I ever do that, then act surprised, or complain about it in public, I wouldn't give me much sympathy.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-02 08:36:40 UTC

The restaurant served tasty edible food but it wasn’t nutritious so it wasn’t a real restaurant.
The robber used a fake gun so it wasn’t a real robbery.
The conversation was software so it wasn’t real consciousness.
The Church of the SubGenius was funny so it wasn’t a real cult.
What’s with all this “real” business? How is that working out for you?
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com