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2026-07-14 10:47:14 UTC

"gen z is aging rapidly meanwhile millennials look very young for their age"
HUH?????? What a load of bs. I get zoomers struggle to find jobs but you going bald and growing a beard is just what growing up means little nigga
https://cawfee.club/media/8c/77/f3/8c77f33e2c93b0f03e9cc5e53ab01b851165f480bf9d7de32dfafcbf98934859.gif

2026-07-12 21:54:52 UTC

WHO TF ASKED FOR THIS
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2026-07-12 11:27:22 UTC

American moves to Germany. Has to retake the practical exam for his driver's license because beurocracy, and fails it lol. How baby easy is it over there for a years long driver to fail it here?
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2026-07-09 13:23:20 UTC

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I basically giggle to myself whenever I post something super edgy so I have a bias here. I can't be the one behind such an account

2026-07-09 13:20:42 UTC

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I may have misinterpreted your post. Feel free to correct

2026-07-09 13:19:46 UTC

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clearly we don't share the same humour if you think genocide isn't funny 🧐

2026-07-09 12:57:05 UTC

We need bad/greatfediposts but for unhinged chud posts instead of goonbrained garbage

2026-07-08 16:14:56 UTC

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I used to host my own ones back in the 2010s and it resulted in the same thing after a while. Single user instances also get on those blocklists after a while if you're offensive enough lol

2026-07-08 16:11:22 UTC

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most of those types have my instance blocked. They don't even bother with reports :yuishrug:

2026-07-08 15:25:48 UTC

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well we both have that particular problem. For legal reasons I am not German :blobwink:

2026-07-08 15:18:41 UTC

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saw you follow back for a bit. Or I'm hallucinating. Either way it's fine I'm just shitposting

2026-07-08 14:24:44 UTC

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stop memeing this anime its absolutely disgusting and shouldn't exist

2026-07-08 12:18:40 UTC

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Oggi ho mangiato la pizza, Hitlerバンザイ!

2026-07-08 12:12:54 UTC

2 Japaner auf fedi die deutsch miteinander reden. Eigentlich wild...
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2026-07-08 08:27:49 UTC

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I can get the face since Asians seem to suffer way less from botched facial surgeries (whites always look worse after surgery imo). But leave the tits alone. Smaller is better than fake in that case.

2026-07-08 07:44:50 UTC

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fake tits

2026-07-07 17:31:38 UTC

persona 3 is one of those games where I struggle to actually start the game up but once Im in I dont want to go to bed at 1 AM anymore

2026-07-06 17:43:51 UTC

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but we do have ICE
https://cawfee.club/media/38/be/e7/38bee75d338620ef38836e6a6efbb82701ec499805957b92d55bd2a8a0aff83c.png

2026-07-06 16:47:12 UTC

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not here. Not that anyone here gets 100k

2026-07-06 16:43:45 UTC

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https://cawfee.club/media/84/e0/88/84e0888955bbc2f7fe22e78921b1c08c621446957a072882c7de42778d732473.jpg

2026-07-06 16:41:30 UTC

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standalone it costs 99. But it has way more features than an xbox controller

2026-07-06 16:31:02 UTC

and 5 times bigger you fucking retarded sloptuber
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2026-07-04 19:08:09 UTC

:marijoke:
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2026-07-04 18:32:34 UTC

"According to official American statistics, there are 190 Protestant and 430 Catholic churches in New York, but 1000 synagogues. What else should one expect"
BROOTAL :marijoke:
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2026-07-03 16:30:05 UTC

tenor dying is actually kinda shit. It has a lot of great and easily findable anime memes

2026-07-03 12:58:48 UTC

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for my last confession the priest came to my house lol. They barely have anything to do on the German countryside

2026-07-02 11:56:44 UTC

I'm officially not catholic anymore apparently
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2026-07-02 11:19:43 UTC

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SOMETHING changed

2026-07-01 19:18:18 UTC

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wait actually youre part of it, centraloid
https://cawfee.club/media/85/0e/a6/850ea664f3991388e81d49c3971349d51519141fb350dbffd929398c669d40d9.png

2026-07-01 19:16:55 UTC

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erm it's called central europe, eastoid

2026-07-01 18:57:36 UTC

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cant relate. I grew up with nintendo games

2026-07-01 17:29:18 UTC

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btw these alaskan crabs can pinch your finger off so that must REALLY hurt lol

2026-07-01 17:25:39 UTC

the artist has never drawn more of this character and I really wish he would. Something about her design I really like. Prob the tomboy fisher flair with the dead eyes or smth
https://cawfee.club/media/72/1d/48/721d48ab3bc5c296d67fd3d93063bd47c3b9fd6d1fd290d63d535af41011868c.webp

2026-07-01 12:50:43 UTC

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half the price is basically just taxes here. Without taxes is would be around 1 euro per liter

2026-07-01 12:43:06 UTC

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10 euros per gallon here btw

2026-06-30 08:39:56 UTC

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I can put a dinosaur in my front yard and nobody could do jack shit about it

2026-06-30 08:37:11 UTC

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is the HOA the American equivalent to the European nanny state?

2026-06-29 12:56:27 UTC

These actually sold...
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2026-06-27 16:28:29 UTC

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don't watch western movies use ani-cli. Everything out of Hollywood is jewish

2026-06-26 23:33:00 UTC

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goblins means jews, right?

2026-06-26 11:24:06 UTC

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my posts get laugh emoji reactions often. That normie doesn't represent me

2026-06-25 11:47:08 UTC

Did one of you write this garbage? "a hag" lol
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2026-06-22 09:40:24 UTC

Atelier game designs went from cute lil girlie princesses to FAT ASS FAT TITS NO MAKE IT BIGGER BIGGEEEEER ever since ryza sold like hotcakes and it's one of the rare moments when I want to praise capitalism
https://cawfee.club/media/0c/83/d0/0c83d01bf7c37a2b9066a4957e615add6f657ba646bed2203404aae29e39979b.jpg

2026-06-21 09:53:55 UTC

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you'd feel weirded out too if they'd edit your profile on their end. I don't even know who the admin is.

2026-06-21 09:51:38 UTC

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the last guy from there in my mentions literally has hammer and sickle in their name but sure

2026-06-21 07:48:09 UTC

@grips can we instance block ryona.agency they have some weird obsession with me to the point where they make federation rewrites just for my profile :gyate_shizuha_shock:
Also theyre communist troons.

2026-06-19 12:11:12 UTC

I've been getting more unhinged on here :blobsmilesweat:

2026-06-19 09:31:59 UTC

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the tscheks have gone greensane :eagleface:

2026-06-19 08:34:52 UTC

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these niggas made it to space? Wtf is that anime even about now (assuming this is doctor stone?)

2026-06-17 13:51:01 UTC

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tbh t-shirt size XL is still better than looking like Slenderman for a man imo

2026-06-17 13:49:37 UTC

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fatter than I would be without drinking it. But I don't eat that much so that helps. Also wine. But yeah anything strong is just too Slavic to me

2026-06-17 13:35:14 UTC

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not mixing different kinds of alcohol is the first thing I learned from my parents when I turned 14. I can drink 10 beers no problem. But then the day is over and I want to sleep

2026-06-17 12:33:28 UTC

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I haven't had to vomit because of alcohol in 15 years. I wish I could still get that drunk

2026-06-15 16:06:30 UTC

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I really hate that meme ngl

2026-06-15 16:03:46 UTC

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minus the people who would gain weight if they eat too much bread like me. I only get bread as a treat

2026-06-09 18:19:20 UTC

you see, tabbing out and posting screenshots is vital in this game's case. Proton version works without any problems.
https://cawfee.club/media/91/2d/fb/912dfb2fe9f08325550237aeba4cc99d2ef6e04838eb88d029160b1fa80ce450.png
https://cawfee.club/media/c8/b5/d9/c8b5d918d09a931a0eb3dbe01017394b7a440b613f4ea93d542fa35a75c83257.png
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2026-06-09 18:03:14 UTC

>game has a linux version
>tabbing out crashes the game
>switch to "proton" version
>no problems
same ol same ol
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2026-06-08 21:37:28 UTC

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everyone calls these paprika. Everyone. The japs even.

2026-06-08 21:24:47 UTC

"it's not paprika it's bell pepper"
IT'S NOT HOMOCIDE IT'S I CUT YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A MACHETE

2026-06-08 08:04:18 UTC

President of Colombia btw
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2026-06-06 19:26:19 UTC

Pork sausages are for brown people if it triggers the German when I say that I am very funny and intelligent

2026-06-05 16:16:39 UTC

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not completely impossible but unlikely imo
https://cawfee.club/media/d6/3d/06/d63d06ab6aaf7ba5282e82853c07984487c55d9be1caf89e80c39b9c3f84722e.png

2026-06-05 15:59:53 UTC

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how about all white americans move to germany and rape the german gov to death?

2026-06-05 15:38:27 UTC

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I should move to the US and enlist in the AIDF

2026-06-05 15:31:28 UTC

:marijoke:
https://cawfee.club/media/8b/e8/89/8be88909ebd3b94fd7eb633fdf360f0b881c959c7025fdebbb51487e833bd1e7.png

2026-06-04 16:46:42 UTC

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I will not leave. Not ever. This is my country. My only country.

2026-06-04 16:42:29 UTC

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rootless bitch pussy

2026-06-04 16:23:21 UTC

I sometimes wonder if my opsec is garbage and I'll have to go to jail soon but then I see these retards
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2026-05-28 07:50:39 UTC

Japs shitting on muh trains 😭 it's over
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2026-05-26 10:01:49 UTC

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on the countryside we sometimes thank the bus driver when getting off + say goodbye. Polite society is white society. I don't miss rude urban life.

2026-05-22 23:51:09 UTC

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mmmmh thanks for the posts

2026-05-20 17:15:53 UTC

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dying alone is preferable to this

2026-05-20 16:40:13 UTC

There's passportbros moving to the amazon for the cheap native pussy :gyate_marisa_gross:
https://youtu.be/VbNsPLTqgoA

2026-05-19 10:37:14 UTC

I need to buy a car now to piss this guy off specifically
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2026-05-16 20:39:56 UTC

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you think half life 2 is bad?

2026-05-16 20:37:58 UTC

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unlike dark souls, half life didnt get completely ruined as a subgenre by everything that tried to imitate it after

2026-05-16 20:14:14 UTC

if you havent played dark souls 1 before 2016 dont talk to me about videogames tbh

2026-05-15 21:50:44 UTC

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do your janny work
https://cawfee.club/media/62/62/6b/62626ba5d9ac3e116ecda1e04066fc723c22f8fb34e529dd4c37890002b94bf6.mp4

2026-05-15 21:29:50 UTC

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cawfee decides that not you. We block instances for porn (good thing)

2026-05-15 19:40:07 UTC

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okay so lets set all their posts as nsfw @grips

2026-05-14 23:30:36 UTC

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I ADVISE YOU TO MARK NSFW THINGS APPROPRIATELY THIS IS A CIVILIZED HITLER NETWORK WE DONT WANT TO SEE LOLI NIPPLES UNPROMPTED THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY
https://cawfee.club/media/34/15/68/3415685f0aa1c1c944b99e639f2a9de503afe97085079785fd8db0d8eaf8750d.jpg

2026-05-13 13:58:21 UTC

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the Wii mote had a full speaker. The steam controller (I think) can only do beeps like a motherboard. And the video also used the rumble for sound

2026-05-13 12:28:06 UTC

But can your Xbox controller do this?
https://cawfee.club/media/cf/21/9f/cf219ff8b7ed6e6e87c8d4e91e58410f799d4497d486760f43e60664d0e25837.mp4

2026-05-11 17:44:07 UTC

Tucker ads be like yeehaw cowboy dem cows are eating foreign grass and that's bad. Buy American grass for local farmers with code tucker

2026-05-04 22:17:49 UTC

"murder rate per Capita by nationality within Germany"
See? Germans do it too!!
https://cawfee.club/media/7c/f7/db/7cf7db5973fb7f89a3addf587c4907017604a8650427d12c55a9d06e0e4a2930.jpg

2026-05-04 21:54:22 UTC

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2026-05-04 09:39:05 UTC

Germans removing fag flags at night
https://cawfee.club/media/04/02/2f/04022f3ed28b4c0f462bacb2da52441fc200c3e431b4f6698d105a36213ee31b.mp4

2026-05-03 14:17:58 UTC

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2026-05-02 22:37:46 UTC

I dont need a smartphone I have a psp
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2026-05-02 17:53:55 UTC

me and the boys showing up in japan for a trip
https://cawfee.club/media/83/b0/88/83b08857daba6044c08d96e052567b1403a86aac0eecd56f6d78d877805c4520.mp4

2026-05-02 17:51:06 UTC

me greeting japs irl
https://cawfee.club/media/4a/2a/da/4a2ada213ede623bdd41e033ad84c90d1c68f932280d51366fa532a81e295d2d.mp4

2026-05-02 17:46:20 UTC

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2026-05-02 17:00:41 UTC

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2026-05-02 16:54:50 UTC

wuh duh fuh
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2026-05-02 15:18:59 UTC

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2026-05-02 14:44:11 UTC

I found out the true reason why Britian fought Hitler back then
https://cawfee.club/media/34/39/ad/3439ad37c195cc15976e3181974b55d3c7bda32bdfb1b440e2798a330d93eb91.mp4

2026-05-02 11:09:12 UTC

you japs are insane WHAT IS THIS CRAP JUST POST YOUR ART WE HAVE REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH FOR A REASON
https://cawfee.club/media/c7/6e/cd/c76ecd1b99394b5a7ec83fea9c7ae920b928d327bd02f013879a80c8c2619526.png
#note1mf3…8d8z

2026-05-02 10:59:43 UTC

ah yes children just open a bank account and a paypal or whatever and then pay for a vpn service makes sense
https://cawfee.club/media/9f/76/17/9f76179b3ea77b1d65ad88d02af7f8b2984c3cc1794a26e9fd3103af4caa2b4b.png

2026-05-01 22:51:32 UTC

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2026-05-01 19:15:27 UTC

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