Myshkin

I would make a bio but I’m already in SK1ZM’s

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2026-08-04 02:20:16 CEST

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2026-07-30 00:44:02 CEST

@nprofile…fszt lets see your Ka bar’s
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2026-07-29 23:56:33 CEST

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All those people who claim they don’t like soap operas.
This is just a soap opera for retards

2026-07-29 23:53:13 CEST

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I don’t know what this means but I know one thing for sure.
Nothing will happen
Nothing ever happens

2026-07-24 00:43:32 CEST

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I’m chewing so much gum I think my teeth might fall out. Frankly quitting alcohol was easier

2026-07-24 00:41:46 CEST

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One month nicotine free
>and it sucks

2026-04-10 17:10:23 CEST

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hey sexy
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2026-04-10 17:06:09 CEST

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almost clownish. uh well no not really ha ha.

2026-04-09 16:36:14 CEST

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AIDS?

2026-03-27 15:52:12 CET

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tell her I want my t-shirt back

2026-03-26 18:08:33 CET

2-7 days for me
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2026-03-26 15:13:57 CET

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I know I’m so lazy, also I could just unfollow every fucking one.
Some days I’m just not social enough for social media;(

2026-03-26 15:09:11 CET

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might want to get that looked at.
thanks for the reality check, at least this wasn’t about Iran.

2026-03-26 14:21:30 CET

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is this the crazy kitten thread?
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2026-03-08 00:21:47 CET

Drive by gas station on the way to the store. Eh, I’ll get gas on the way back. Stop for gas in the way home only went up 40 cents in two hours. That’s about 80 cents in 2 weeks.
I love wars.

2026-03-05 15:15:25 CET

gm 🐄
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2026-03-04 22:45:55 CET

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I still use a lot of corded tools. As a matter of fact it’s pretty much just the drills and the multi tool That are battery.
Look at this fucker 75th anniversary it weighs like 40lbs :)
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2026-03-04 22:29:17 CET

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do you have a multi tool?
they are wicked handy

2026-03-04 22:21:16 CET

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Well, they got me hooked with the batteries. What can I say?

2026-03-04 22:19:09 CET

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I switched from Makita to Milwaukee a few years ago I’m screwed

2026-03-04 22:16:27 CET

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somehow, I was smart enough to stay out of the Milwaukee aisle

2026-03-04 22:12:11 CET

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Got a new pull saw
I already have one
Brass brushes
Already have some
Wd40
Already have 4 cans somewhere
AA batteries
Yea
Went in for two paint samples 😬

2026-03-04 22:09:15 CET

Don’t go into the hardware store without a list. Its like going food shopping when you are hungry.

2026-03-03 18:22:42 CET

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I just left a strongly worded voice mail

2026-03-02 18:58:44 CET

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2026-03-02 18:14:04 CET

A Trump humpers wet dream
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2026-03-01 02:33:12 CET

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Omg, Trump is actually Obama
Never saw this coming

2026-03-01 01:48:02 CET

Go out and look
https://www.space.com/stargazing/februarys-rare-planetary-alignment-peaks-this-week-heres-what-to-look-for-in-the-planet-parade

2026-02-28 03:08:07 CET

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2026-02-28 02:37:36 CET

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2026-02-28 02:15:36 CET

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thought those were shotgun shells nevermind

2026-02-27 18:05:02 CET

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2026-02-27 15:40:00 CET

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Sir, you have been corrected by a NAS expert. Please accept your defeat like a man and stand down.

2026-02-26 14:01:42 CET

GM
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2026-02-25 18:10:39 CET

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2026-02-25 15:07:12 CET

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2026-02-25 13:47:16 CET

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I’ll go with Norm. He looks like he could drink a beer in silence.

2026-02-19 16:43:50 CET

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lol great idea, that way I won’t feel like such an asshole when I break my hand trying to break something.

2026-02-19 16:40:10 CET

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That how my temper works
Oh you think your broken
I’ll fuckn show you broken bitch

2026-02-19 16:29:12 CET

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I agree, you really want to make sure it’s broken before you waste time fixing it.

2026-02-10 23:52:16 CET

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really, from what? is it fall there?

2026-02-10 23:50:59 CET

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mossy oak bro

2026-02-05 22:20:59 CET

I bet this guy hates ice now too.
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2026-02-01 02:49:12 CET

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Sounds like your about to have a fun adventure

2026-01-31 02:10:33 CET

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6u4O-264Q

2026-01-30 02:13:22 CET

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Haven’t thought of that song in a while. You guys must sing it all the time at the vet office:)

2026-01-30 02:04:43 CET

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2026-01-30 01:50:33 CET

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2026-01-25 22:40:16 CET

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2026-01-23 14:59:05 CET

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2026-01-23 14:58:44 CET

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yore

2026-01-23 14:58:21 CET

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Your a penguin

2026-01-22 16:08:13 CET

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2026-01-14 16:52:15 CET

Just jorkin it
Troop A
PORTSMOUTH, N.H. – The New Hampshire State Police is seeking potential additional victims of a man arrested after committing indecent acts in view of other drivers on Interstate 95.
At 2:34 p.m. on Monday, November 24, 2025, State Troopers assigned to the Troop A barracks responded to a report of a man performing a sex act on himself while driving on I-95 northbound in Portsmouth.
Troopers responded and identified the man as Jonathan Ma, 27, of Portsmouth.
Following further investigation, Troopers obtained a warrant for Ma’s arrest, and on Saturday, Jan. 10, 2026, they took him into custody at a home in Portsmouth.
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2026-01-08 22:51:48 CET

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Squirrels can be very funny even when they are robbing your birdfeeders

2026-01-08 22:45:24 CET

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If we could only find that amount of pleasure in something so simple

2026-01-08 22:40:24 CET

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I got a leaf, yay!

2026-01-07 01:10:40 CET

So what do you think about Trump taking over Venezuela
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2026-01-04 18:41:41 CET

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can’t wait the see the Venezuelan day care centers popping up.

2026-01-03 01:01:24 CET

sliding into #caturday
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2025-12-11 00:58:45 CET

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Just noticed Lenny Kravitz lol

2025-12-11 00:42:16 CET

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wtf is going on?

2025-12-04 15:39:27 CET

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2025-12-03 02:09:10 CET

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hey, they can’t all be winners

2025-12-03 02:08:37 CET

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It’s not me, it’s zoo

2025-11-26 23:31:58 CET

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which one are you?
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2025-10-20 03:18:33 CEST

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aren’t you supposed to put a piece in the freezer or some bullshit?

2025-10-20 03:17:18 CEST

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I hope your not still eating wedding cake

2025-10-20 03:13:09 CEST

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sure, we all keep birthday cake in the freezer ;)

2025-10-12 16:51:17 CEST

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Shhh, he’s getting embarrassed

2025-10-12 16:48:16 CEST

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2025-10-12 16:44:18 CEST

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post hangs

2025-10-05 16:37:54 CEST

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2025-10-05 02:00:02 CEST

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What, are you trying to start another fight!?!?

2025-10-04 14:52:33 CEST

Happy #caturday
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2025-10-04 01:40:51 CEST

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2025-10-03 03:03:29 CEST

That’s it
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2025-10-03 01:08:10 CEST

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2025-10-02 01:50:35 CEST

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Go fuck yourself Mike

2025-10-01 18:26:24 CEST

Oh no! What am I going to do now
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2025-10-01 17:31:47 CEST

There should be another one that shows how much money this is saving so we can send it to …..
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2025-09-30 13:59:29 CEST

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2025-09-15 14:42:29 CEST

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So what will he do?

2025-09-12 00:43:10 CEST

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Shit your pants

2025-09-11 16:43:00 CEST

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Damn it I knew someone would call me out on that
Ok next excuse, I was kidnapped by Elon and he implanted a Neuralink in my black ass.

2025-09-11 15:34:02 CEST

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It wund’t me, It be the 5g towers interacting with the graphene oxide I got from that shot mang.

2025-09-11 15:02:39 CEST

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It’s already a clusterfuck of info. This shit happens all the time and makes any story plausible. We get to pick the ending we like best. Fucking hate it.

2025-09-10 03:07:55 CEST

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🍉 :bear_pat:

2025-09-10 03:02:52 CEST

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:niggers:

2025-09-10 02:59:33 CEST

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with your other chickens … right??

2025-09-10 02:59:05 CEST

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sounds like a good time, you got any?

2025-09-10 02:57:43 CEST

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nigger on X?
nah mostly just crack

2025-09-10 02:56:39 CEST

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who dat

2025-09-10 02:56:16 CEST

Does anyone else find it curious that all of a sudden its ok to say nigger on twitter

2025-09-10 02:36:31 CEST

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Tyler big bladder

2025-09-10 00:28:54 CEST

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to go or stop

2025-09-10 00:23:54 CEST

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Jack on the hood, hand print stickers on the mirrors, chain a wrapped across the push bar, snorkel kit. 48 duckies on the dash and a 750 per month payment for 7 yrs.

2025-09-09 21:14:25 CEST

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The Nuri was good if you like big sardines and sometimes I do. The King Oscars I usually get are brisling sardines. They are smaller and usually double layers. Both nice but the Nuri was much more expensive

2025-09-09 21:06:11 CEST

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I treated myself to a couple tins of Nuri last month. I usually just get the King Oscar Medeterainian
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2025-09-09 20:56:17 CEST

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I’ll believe it when I see it. Also do it for the rest of them while your at it.