Known Threat, Top 1% Internet Race Car Driver Cross-Functional Millitary-grade High-Velocity CyberCloudBlockchainDevAppSecThreat-IntelOps Architech If your account is empty/looks fake, I'm not accepting your follow request. If it's your first night, you have to fight. Everything posted here should be considered a shitpost and in no way the official stance or opinion of my employer, or even considered a cohesive thought. Pronouns: He/him DMs: Signal on request Dayjob: Little bit of everything
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Last Notes npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: A project manager is just your worksona's Dom npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: 5g chips from COVID vaccines npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: neither of us is supposed to be online right now. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: oh yeah, don't think about it beyond the silly meme logistics npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: A bikini bottom except its the same mechanism as a slap bracelet npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: we just give a phone to the puppy girls and see what happens. Ez npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: #gayint Snapchat feed when? 🤔 npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Good catgirls get the tongue brush https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/881/647/093/223/771/original/38c527e776165e0b.jpg npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: thats exactly what Cat would say! npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: ya know, ive never seen @npub1vtx…e7wk and @npub16kg…afn8 in the same thread at the same time. Starting to think there's some funny business going on here. Is Cat just Jerry's shitposting alter ego ?! npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: you don't kick a dog and expect it to learn anything other than to fear the boot. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I would NEVER do that to someone npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Bad subs get their nudes projected on the Oracle building npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: guy at the bar was bragging about "oh im ex-$employer" so i lean in and go "so where should I send the $verySpecificEmployerTermonology" and he looks at me with a deep seated horror in his eyes 😂 npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: they gave me a knife, I HAVE to twist it npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Goose memes are in, invest now. https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/816/821/559/461/562/original/6ae08d642835ee6d.jpeg npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: oh capitalism, fuck me harder. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Listening to "he has left us alone but shafts of light sometimes grace the corner of our rooms" by silver mt zion is normal while writing erotica and quarterly self reviews right? npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: ive seen enough of them.... npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: use like, 3 of your braincells, who always uses that emoji? 😂 npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Cr0w, dont lie, we all know you cant read. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: its about getting high and licking the cute barista with blue hair. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Orange, you've been here long enough to know how it be. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: "bright colors in nature mean it's poisonous" Yeah, well, I for one want to lick the blue haired frog and get high soooooooooo. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: no, I've been busy being a good little capitalist cog npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT I HAVE A ΝΟΤΕ FROΜ MY MOM AND A 9MM npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I don't want to write documentation, I want to go lay in the sun in cal andy and watch the puppygirls play 😂 npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: My brain feels like mashed potatoes, I just want to go lay in the sun like a lizard. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: leave my ops network alone. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: mornings are wonderful, they just come at an awful time of day. I honestly love 5am when I'm still up from the night before 😅 npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: looking at this red bull in my fridge and debating how much of a problem I want to be before I leave for the weekend. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: yeah there's a neat tool called Pandas, and it even supports command line for boomers like you ;) npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I am once again looking for nerds in the greater DC area who want to hang out with a slightly awkward turtle. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/710/570/669/172/520/original/ae3a85b38c243fa9.png npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: If you find me at sleuth today, I have #gayint stickers to share. https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/697/321/154/857/239/original/46c9713768008b43.jpg npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Ignorance must truly be such bliss npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: didn't even tag me. Smh. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: time is a flat circle Viss. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: you can't arrest me, I'm behind 7 proxxies npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: ive been in this industry long enough to know that venn diagram is a circle npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: DA and @npub1s6e…n008 are my shitposting idols. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I do feel a little bad for the people who followed me for my infosec content.... not bad enough to stop shitposting, being sad, and saying out of pocket shit, but like, a little bad. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Whoever designed the schema for the censys offline data. Right to jail. 100 years. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: but there's so many memes on the Internet and thoughts in my head !! npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Gonna be in bed an hour early. You know what that means, an extra hour of over thinking stupid shit and memes on my phone npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I do be having a delicious fatty tail. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: we also glow under blacklights npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: thaaaaaaaaaanks 🫶 npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: oh, its amusing because it plays on the lexicological preamble of how daemons are named a thing and then a dot d, and then i paired that with the joke from pop culture (aka a meme) in which a lead up happens followed by a joke about "deez nuts" npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: "auditd or Linux Audit Daemon is a user-space component of the Linux Auditing System, responsible for collecting and writing audit log file records to the disk." npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Audit.d as in Audit deez nuts. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I have not been getting the attention i deserve and I'm making it everyone's problem today. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: do you know how little that narrows it down? npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: cant say i really know what bucket I fall in but I do know i enjoy making bigots uncomfy. Happy Pride y'all npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I was in the poor T_T npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: does anyone understand CIDR notation? npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/654/447/041/202/438/original/f49dfacd47121ee5.mp4 npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: "All my heroes are human and my gods are all dead" npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I know everyone hates on AI but it so beautifully makes the best shitposts on accident. https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/615/545/003/265/121/original/3e5b1281f6ec9359.png npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: No more JavaScript, it's clear y'all can't be trusted with it. I'm turning it off. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: but fucking it up is like, my third favorite thing npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: is it me? Am I people?! npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Mastodon runs on big tech because of how many big tech employees donate to keep it going or donate time and expertise to run instances. \* ducks \* npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I love the thrill of the hunt when I am given enough time to absolutely tear into analysis rather than handhold the secOps team. 😈 Flow don't lie. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: the sophisticated attackers are using simple code too. 🤐 npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Nothing like finding an issue at 5pm on a Friday. IR gonna hate me. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: 🤐🤐🤐 pending analysis. Sorry y'all. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: So. Many. Logs. 😭 npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: it's the pope, you can tell because he shit in the woods. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: 😏 full duplex you say npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: every time my SIEM sends me a notification it makes a clicker noise, is that the same thing? npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Which one of you nerds was this? https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/539/904/021/752/158/original/91c7333b5cb765fc.jpg npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: my side project at work is pretty much what half my old company was dedicated to building... turns out when I dont have to justify what I want to a product manager or wait for "sprints" shit gets done faster, who knew ! npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I made the mistake of giving a fuck. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Anyone seen OceanLotus/APT32 in a while? #threatintel #gayint #IFIN #intel npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: doesn't even get to see the double secret degen memes npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: so many npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: best I can do is a black bar over your eyes npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: We should make a cyber podcast emulating all these Special Forces/DevGru/Delta podcasts that are popular on YouTube where we just sit in a very obviously over themed room and lie about war stories and how hard it is to interview at CrowdStrike and Mandiant. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: i think my favorite bash alias i run on almost every box is just alias up='sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y && sudo apt dist-upgrade -y && sudo apt autoremove -y' npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Alright chat, what's the grocery store anthem today? Gimme suggestions npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I was told that modern CI/CD pipelines and AI mean rigorous testing and rollback process means pushing to prod should be fearless 🤔 npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: when I went to apply I couldn't find my highschool maths scores so I was ineligible. Big F. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: its the normal pride flag with a platypus overlaid npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: lgbtqiadarf+ npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: the birds in the phone are just snitches npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: @npub1s6e…n008 https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/490/663/082/839/285/original/9bd1bbe621b73d7b.png npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: A pi-hole/as blocker is a better modern security boundary than a firewall for most people. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: this baseless accusation of Blahaj is unfounded and disinformation; Blahaj on snacc proper noms ! npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: the real magic is when you find out theyre a bunch of other people's buttz ;) npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Oh but when I read the OTHER files off your work computer drive, SUDDENLY its a problem. pft. talk about double standards. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: do it, its better than more TLDs for ClickFix funnels. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: this is a monarchy npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: no, denied. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: We have enough TLDs. Stop making more. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: 32 cases to investigate and document in the TIP before tomorrow afternoon. Time to, as the kids say, lock TF in. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: there's a series, i think its still on Netflix, called Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat and it changed how I cooked. Absolute game changer adding in acids to my dishes. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: Tim Cook did what needed to be done from a CEO perspective, but he wasn't exactly revolutionary. He made the line go up. I would hope someone with the hardware/engineer background might push Apple to innovate, but realistically, why would they take the risk? No one is going to challenge the Apple ecosystem any time soon. For most users that can afford it, the Apple walled garden is pretty nice, relatively secure, and mostly privacy conscious. It's far from perfect, but compared to whatever MS is these days (and younger me is screaming right now) Apple is my clear choice for "it just works" computing. npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: i think i should become the pope npub189aul4wmz2uf8sw5t3vdzx5wn0n0eweaphzfrjs8jkqnkd54rr0qrhr5yz darf :BlobhajMlem: I feel like I need a sign for when I'm at the coffee shop that says "im friendly, feel free to share the table" because seating is exceptionally limited and I'm a bit grumpy looking 😅