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2026-07-29 04:39:53 UTC

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…g80s @nprofile…tdpy @nprofile…a5jv cool, because those shrimp are inside of me non-consensually so I'm a shrimp rapist tank.

2026-07-29 04:39:06 UTC

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…g80s @nprofile…tdpy @nprofile…a5jv I'm made of water, does that make me a shrimp tank?

2026-05-31 18:59:27 UTC

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@nprofile…qv0m @nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…0mma @nprofile…t8de @nprofile…rl2l ZOG's special forces have arrived, yes.

2026-05-05 02:54:50 UTC

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@nprofile…a0cz is their instance even alive?

2026-05-05 02:52:56 UTC

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@nprofile…a0cz she is kinda fat irl iirc
https://r2.loli.church/files/b9dc0967-0bf8-45d5-aea6-3e663295e4f7.webp

2026-04-01 21:06:38 UTC

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To be clear, I won't. Especially when they're this cute, funny, and racist
https://r2.loli.church/files/acb43748-6be5-4ed5-853d-8e63b21f59c7.webp

2026-04-01 21:04:35 UTC

Of all the allies in lolicon, having the Quartering trying to justify it makes me want to just completely abandon the argument altogether
https://r2.loli.church/files/b0185cb1-2449-453d-94a9-3b2583777d42.webp

2026-03-30 14:45:47 UTC

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@nprofile…wcwe is she playable now?

2026-03-30 14:22:43 UTC

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@nprofile…mdcm man, I want to. I was actually looking recently at when I could try to squeeze one in, and I can't even get a weekend free to do one until May. Life's a bit of a B at the moment.

2026-03-26 03:34:01 UTC

No nudity here, so it's sfw
https://r2.loli.church/files/63ac4806-873a-40ab-b19f-010f90c8b87d.png

2026-03-23 18:26:20 UTC

Currently shitting for the 3rd time today
https://r2.loli.church/files/f146ca5f-6693-44a5-80df-a699a1bba022.webp

2026-03-19 12:39:05 UTC

Thanks, Steve
https://r2.loli.church/files/20192f6e-053f-4a67-a6d8-eb1748475cca.png

2026-03-09 21:37:14 UTC

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@nprofile…ehvw fake and gay https://youtu.be/jXFvXkGqOWY?si=xfTvpeQaQ-n9HtDK

2026-03-09 18:18:04 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 I'm not gay

2026-03-03 16:03:41 UTC

Closest I'm coming to war posting is informing you I just dropped a WMD in the toilet
https://r2.loli.church/files/adcc2ae8-63a3-4929-94dc-e660936fcef7.jpg

2026-03-02 20:59:25 UTC

The best part about working from home is that if you get overwhelmed, you can just go have a wank real quick and get your head(s) back in the game.
https://r2.loli.church/files/a87e9713-2d12-4c16-8148-5b320fe210a0.webp

2026-03-02 14:44:45 UTC

Not really feeling this whole "Monday" concept
https://r2.loli.church/files/942cd551-88a7-45e9-ba34-bf5fac9352fb.png

2026-03-02 04:04:13 UTC

More lewds to drown out the war hawks
https://r2.loli.church/files/7a48adf8-be1e-4a88-875d-8037d7fddc3c.jpg
https://r2.loli.church/files/1d35b73e-a6d6-4833-aebc-2adcff92ee89.png
https://r2.loli.church/files/56b4817b-1131-4d4c-ba66-948457fb5f8b.png
https://r2.loli.church/files/0a466e1a-52f4-4136-8fdf-d19ff99dec5d.png

2026-02-27 14:34:33 UTC

Congratulations sailor, you made it to Friday
https://r2.loli.church/files/718ebf43-e32b-4a73-934e-16fdb5858be7.webp

2026-02-26 16:36:31 UTC

Rate my setup
https://r2.loli.church/files/c9a2067b-7387-4edd-b6c6-c0d4899fb7ec.png

2026-02-24 21:21:57 UTC

:suisex:
https://r2.loli.church/files/bca31ab8-a31c-4056-b78a-83b674fd024d.png

2026-02-24 19:20:19 UTC

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@nprofile…d73q yeah I have a case of the face blindness, so between them both being slop content farms and having similar hair, they might as well be the same person

2026-02-24 19:14:01 UTC

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@nprofile…d73q more proof that we live in a simulation. The re-used the same gmod character

2026-02-23 14:25:16 UTC

It's almost milestone time
https://r2.loli.church/files/5397c32a-fbc2-4f57-8f4e-5332ea7ea6a4.png

2026-02-19 19:38:32 UTC

Pisskey moment
https://r2.loli.church/files/webpublic-cd2f0a51-89c3-4a66-8a10-cce50f95098b.webp

2026-02-10 19:51:05 UTC

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@nprofile…zuck skibidi ohio
https://r2.loli.church/files/8319d754-e68e-499c-b1a1-698ab4a420aa.png

2026-02-10 14:36:20 UTC

I need it
https://r2.loli.church/files/cf945814-fabe-4300-a4a0-570ca4e32849.png

2026-02-09 08:27:58 UTC

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@nprofile…2g7j passing of the guard. Keep an eye out for Gab and Minds users

2026-02-06 20:08:06 UTC

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@nprofile…rkgj I cannot be more mad to see traditional methods archived in vertical video

2026-02-04 19:08:51 UTC

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@nprofile…v7jf did you buy the Jorbs?

2026-01-13 19:56:48 UTC

I wish we had Japan's obesity epidemic
https://r2.loli.church/files/5b7b67d1-60a0-4bbb-9ee3-a9e607ac080d.webp

2026-01-08 00:11:57 UTC

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@nprofile…ym5g @nprofile…le9r oh did you see the post about frilly socks today? It looked like hers.

2026-01-07 04:39:16 UTC

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@nprofile…rkgj need the name

2025-11-17 19:41:22 UTC

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@nprofile…0u5e GM (the cat in question)
https://r2.loli.church/files/023b1ca2-7ea1-423e-b08f-a87bdba8a8e1.jpg

2025-10-15 23:02:21 UTC

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@nprofile…c2yc @nprofile…72pn Fuck Evil
https://r2.loli.church/files/49adaf80-012b-4edb-ba6e-35067dc757eb.png

2025-10-13 14:09:51 UTC

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@nprofile…fjqm damn, only $40

2025-10-13 14:08:34 UTC

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@nprofile…fjqm they sell watches?

2025-10-09 13:43:00 UTC

Perhaps I got silly
https://r2.loli.church/files/99ddb963-c6ec-4eb3-a764-703a0b83a2b8.png

2025-10-09 04:43:08 UTC

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@nprofile…9uhu kill them

2025-10-08 18:37:22 UTC

I think that we, collectively, have forgotten that Pekora bought a faqing monkey

2025-10-04 04:26:18 UTC

For some reason I can't post this on Tsundere and it's cute
https://r2.loli.church/files/7abefa46-2b81-43ca-8486-3cbe8f635eba.png

2025-10-01 14:17:40 UTC

Reminder: it's wack off Wednesday
https://r2.loli.church/files/0785ab8a-b867-4d4e-a382-a680c528b35f.mp4

2025-09-26 14:22:22 UTC

Congratulations, sailor. You made it to Friday.
https://r2.loli.church/files/8e0ffb65-6727-46e5-93a7-de02168d20fc.jpg

2025-09-10 03:49:58 UTC

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@nprofile…ue0q I'm no Rigger
https://r2.loli.church/files/eff11a1a-081d-48c9-b736-b71a24bef8f2.png

2025-09-10 03:47:06 UTC

#fedistoplolicon tourney: Day 5 Recap!
Yes, I started the next brackets slightly before. I need to attempt to reclaim a somewhat viable sleep schedule. You still get 24 hours all the same.
The Loli King vs RedTech battle went back and forth most of the day, but at the end the King pulled ahead and kept his crown... for now.
The match I expected to be much closer, Red Neon Glow vs Nepiant wound up not being close at all, with RNG getting roughly double the votes, handily moving on to the next round.

2025-09-09 20:45:37 UTC

White women when they have to suffer the consequences of the society they voted for
https://r2.loli.church/files/0c5173c8-53fb-4e4c-9621-c7f08a4334c6.png

2025-09-09 20:17:10 UTC

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@nprofile…ue0q in*. It's definitely in.

2025-09-09 20:15:48 UTC

The fire inside my ass can stop any time, really.
https://r2.loli.church/files/fa23aa11-3c74-42a3-a8e7-3c5cda06a1c8.png

2025-09-05 21:07:57 UTC

My Plan(a) is to launch the next two #fedistoplolicon matchups after The Fedi Files tonight. Weird time means weird workaround, but you'll still get 24 hours to vote all the same
https://r2.loli.church/files/44873f84-e849-475e-a4e8-da6c8b054fd0.jpg

2025-09-05 13:56:53 UTC

Congratulations, sailor. You made it to Friday
https://r2.loli.church/files/e0e3452e-8803-418c-91b9-ddf4d226f316.jpg

2025-08-26 10:58:08 UTC

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@nprofile…ue0q yet it is not Jueves

2025-08-26 04:37:25 UTC

Bed? Before midnight? It's more likely than you think.
https://r2.loli.church/files/ae0f3d58-9000-44b4-8b2b-9f4a08bb5ba2.png

2025-08-24 03:27:17 UTC

She's unamused
https://r2.loli.church/files/6bbc5ed8-4197-4708-865c-e09bc729f5d7.png

2025-08-20 23:56:43 UTC

A honestly nice day capped off by the lovely return of stomach spasms. I'm tired, boss.
https://r2.loli.church/files/feb44da9-9c3b-4f44-bff4-4e719e062420.jpg

2025-08-19 20:13:46 UTC

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@nprofile…57n0 Holo
https://r2.loli.church/files/ce6a6538-744a-4876-9ce9-51c926af41d1.png

2025-08-19 19:12:35 UTC

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@nprofile…ue0q @nprofile…zyhj @nprofile…6un2 holy fuck I get ads for that thing all the time. I refuse to even give it a curiosity click

2025-08-19 17:05:02 UTC

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@nprofile…n6kx we need a DARE program, but for Horse Gacha

2025-08-19 16:58:33 UTC

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@nprofile…n6kx don't do it, there's no going back

2025-08-19 15:13:44 UTC

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@nprofile…ue0q .net was bullying me in the discord kitten chat about Yui at the same time

2025-08-19 14:48:27 UTC

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@nprofile…ue0q .net put you up to this, didn't he

2025-08-19 14:46:27 UTC

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@nprofile…ue0q if I ran it, I would be featured far more than 5x

2025-08-19 14:38:39 UTC

5 times featured on BFP, now memorialized in the endorsements. Truly, when it comes to being awful on Fedi, I am good at it.
https://r2.loli.church/files/a32f7af3-f4af-4e9e-90d8-ea3bcc7c8c6d.png

2025-08-18 18:28:31 UTC

I always make sure to dispose of my paper shredding with a shitload of cum tissues so that any dumpster diver trying to steal my identity is going to be absolutely covered in my crusty cum in the process.

2025-08-18 14:43:51 UTC

I had a really horny post but it was cringe, so have this instead
https://r2.loli.church/files/acbfb99c-6233-4c4b-b660-43dcc5bb964a.png

2025-08-17 15:03:31 UTC

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@nprofile…pltp I see you took the Vampire recommendation.

2025-08-17 15:01:04 UTC

Turns out my "meh" mood was just an abomination growing in my stomach. 15 minutes of pain and it's been sent down the drain.
https://r2.loli.church/files/2ccf6045-4f87-4ef9-ad2a-690e45ce6be1.jpg

2025-08-16 07:12:16 UTC

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@nprofile…ue0q @nprofile…zyhj that won't touch my penis

2025-08-16 07:10:00 UTC

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@nprofile…ue0q @nprofile…zyhj with no wife
https://r2.loli.church/files/webpublic-3abb4a2a-6686-44f2-aa6f-14ec2e7f0341.webp

2025-08-15 14:10:10 UTC

Congratulations sailor. You made it to Friday.
https://r2.loli.church/files/1111b996-bbed-43a9-8bd9-c0ba9ea6507a.webp

2025-08-15 07:35:04 UTC

Cunny Lake has been secured
https://r2.loli.church/files/eeec31f1-ee37-4a87-b3e7-67b526ef00bf.png

2025-08-14 02:47:57 UTC

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@nprofile…ue0q there was contention in the thread this morning

2025-08-14 02:08:11 UTC

As much as I want to run Fedi's Top Lolicon tourney, with the vt tourney dropping today there's not enough room in the zeitgeist. Maybe later.

2025-08-13 21:21:41 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx @nprofile…2wdn we appreciate you

2025-08-13 21:16:12 UTC

The AI girlfriend dropping at the peak of the male loneliness epidemic is gonna be as historically significant as the CIA introducing crack to the niggers.

2025-08-13 18:35:08 UTC

Exploding stomach day
https://r2.loli.church/files/966fd16c-f1bf-468a-a59d-0cafe5368ace.png

2025-08-13 06:22:24 UTC

Eepy
https://r2.loli.church/files/3b752ae2-8275-491e-b1b3-85b587ad26f1.jpg

2025-08-12 15:12:44 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru We love Stephan

2025-08-12 03:50:41 UTC

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@nprofile…6rur "an engineer will pass 100 virgins to fuck a mechanic"

2025-08-11 23:16:37 UTC

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@nprofile…aa78 CAWFEE
https://r2.loli.church/files/4b0295e4-9182-4a1e-aff8-ac86f00b962a.webp

2025-08-11 14:50:58 UTC

Does anyone actually unironically use Firefox? This browser is ass.

2025-08-08 13:30:01 UTC

Congratulations, sailor. You made it to Friday
https://r2.loli.church/files/webpublic-fe8051ff-3a09-487d-9183-26c7cfe7f587.png

2025-08-08 05:10:27 UTC

Forgot you're not supposed to open this god forsaken hellhole of a website in public.

2025-08-07 19:21:33 UTC

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@nprofile…csx6 Do you feel in charge?

2025-08-07 19:15:06 UTC

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@nprofile…csx6 they expect one of us in the template, brother

2025-08-07 19:14:27 UTC

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@nprofile…csx6 you look like a big block of text

2025-08-07 16:44:26 UTC

Hi NCD folks. Hellthreads here get broken since "the incident", so best to tag the Tsundere version of me if you want an unbroken thread: @nprofile…8d72
(I fucking hate misskey a lot)
https://r2.loli.church/files/0fd2bbfe-b0ba-470a-9500-8ea14aa07f0e.jpg

2025-08-07 14:13:56 UTC

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@nprofile…34js @nprofile…tm9p there are more issues
https://r2.loli.church/files/c56fb1ea-01be-4978-9d08-779129dfdc7c.webp

2025-08-07 13:59:36 UTC

I said it on TFF, but I'll say it again. Goldship's design is awful.

2025-08-05 22:50:47 UTC

Federation is occasionally gay, but, Tsundere should be up and stable now
#nevent1q…gypa

2025-08-05 02:29:20 UTC

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@nprofile…5f07 skill issue

2025-08-03 21:58:28 UTC

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@nprofile…4lq0 it's back up, but until tomorrow it's gonna be iffy. Very little I can do about it.

2025-08-03 20:14:17 UTC

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@nprofile…4lq0 it is, you should be good

2025-08-03 20:01:29 UTC

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I think it's back

2025-08-03 19:43:43 UTC

Power outage

2025-08-02 03:59:49 UTC

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@nprofile…azjd
https://r2.loli.church/files/8345dd09-fc7a-4e45-9085-8226e3dcf037.webp

2025-08-02 03:55:46 UTC

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@nprofile…fjqm @nprofile…4977 who is?
https://r2.loli.church/files/ca2c2d95-4418-4158-a586-a6b41bcfbff4.webm

2025-08-02 03:47:13 UTC

Your move, Fedi. (reupped for a certified Misskey Moment :tm:)
https://r2.loli.church/files/30d0c214-8f77-46cd-9031-64d3fa13d4eb.png

2025-07-29 14:29:52 UTC

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@nprofile…rz35 akasupa your oshi to celebrate

2025-07-29 04:19:44 UTC

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@nprofile…k9rm loliposting solves many problems

2025-07-24 04:29:26 UTC

No dayo gf
https://r2.loli.church/files/webpublic-f249b911-bc99-4da9-a382-2b3656a9cadf.png