Jayhem

📍High Plains/Nebraska Panhandle. non-binary, farmer, gardener, houseplant collector, witch, grant writer, environmentalist, leftist. queer af. audhd. millenial. usually surrounded by cats and dogs.

🇵🇸 free palestine

pronouns: he/they
how queer?: very
website: https://www.fouroclockfarms.com
instance info: https://info.fouroclockfarms.club
peertube: High Plains Farm Life (npub1ffq…axhy)

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Last Notes

2025-07-17 12:31:24 UTC

"Your Pixel just got more helpful!"
#OneSentenceHorrorStories

2025-07-13 23:07:58 UTC

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yeah! i just got my first cuke yesterday

2025-07-11 12:40:09 UTC

TIL: the national park service has crochet patterns....
https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/halibut-crochet-pattern.htm

2025-07-10 00:05:23 UTC

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I had a college professor tell me the most important thing about learning, is learning how to learn. And without that foundation is it near impossible to deconstruct the onslaught of propaganda from the churches, the small town politicians (who just parrot federal politicians), and a knee-capped education system that exists to further push that american exceptionalism propaganda at you all day.
Yes, rural voters have an obligation to pay attention, and to verify statements, and check for bias, just like the rest of us, but again, those things are not apparent to people who did not experience higher academics. Knowing how to effectively check for bias is a learned skill. Knowing how to verify sources is a learned skill. The indoctrination starts young, far before school, in the churches where you're told to blindly believe the word of god. I got out of that thanks to college. But I was also the first person in my family to graduate from college. So it's far beyond just a lack of education, it's a lack of the skill of even knowing how to educate yourself.
The "you get what you voted for" attitude from the left has existed as long as the republican plot to dismantle democracy. And instead of this, the left needs to be figuring out how to reach these people and have discussions. I do it every single day.
You *cannot* claim you want a better America for every one, then turn around and shit on the very people you claim to be fighting for. Rural America is the working class, regardless of how they vote.
I've rarely seen leftist and progressive groups reach out to the rural crowd. You definitely don't see a democratic or progressive candidate visitng a town under 20,000 people, and in a state like this, 20k is a big town. So again, other than the few local leftist and progressives who live here and pay taxes here and have these conversations on a regular basis and do everything they can to promote change, no one the left, no big names, no popular organizations, are reaching out or doing any sort of ground work in rural America.
But we still get endless opinions from suburbia.

2025-07-09 15:12:49 UTC

I wonder if decades of the democrats sitting idly by while republicans destroyed rural support systems from education to infrastructure while pumping out massive amounts of propaganda has anything to do with the way rural voters vote?
Nah, they're just all big dumb idiots.

2025-06-29 22:59:44 UTC

a colder than normal spring, and then everything happening at once, put my garden a little behind where I'd like it to be right now, but it's still looking pretty good. snaps peas and greens coming in strong, napas looking good, corn is definitely knee high by the fourth of july, and the pumpkins are taking off.
#gardening #zone5a
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2025-06-28 13:51:40 UTC

i think the fact that there is not a single restaurant worker in existence who will talk positively about the sunday after church crowd, should tell you everything you need to know about christianity

2025-05-24 19:45:51 UTC

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it's been kinda nice. my skin appreciates it, at least.

2025-05-18 20:14:16 UTC

alright, tornado watch in effect. here we go...

2025-05-17 23:58:28 UTC

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if you go into the Moderation > Federation settings with an admin or owner account, you can search the other instances and see if delivery is failing. It won't tell you, directly, if they've blocked or limited you, but you can kind of figure it out if deliveries have been stopped to any of the larger instances

2025-05-15 00:51:06 UTC

had to leave the public input meeting early because a hell of a storm is blowing in and I live on dirt roads (that's an acceptable excuse around here), so that worked out. and maybe we'll get some rain out of the deal

2025-05-10 10:55:47 UTC

42 The same age as Blanche Devereaux throughout the entirety of The Golden Girls.
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2025-05-02 18:22:00 UTC

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wait. we were supposed to know what we were doing this whole time?

2025-05-01 13:27:01 UTC

As a farmer, the best advice I can give you right now for dealing with the horrors of the world is to start a garden. Anything you can grow yourself right now is going to be more valuable than gold in the very near future.
Tear up your yard, get some pots on your patio, turn the empty downtown lot into a community garden or CSA, get some plant lights in your house, build a pvc hydroponic system, throw some herbs in the window, however you can do it, do it.

2025-03-29 14:47:34 UTC

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yep. this is a biscuits and gravy farm 😤

2025-03-29 12:33:29 UTC

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if any of this does not vibe with you, go now.

2025-03-29 12:24:07 UTC

it also looks like i gained a few new followers, i guess from scolding ppl about agriculture, so if you haven't read through my posts,
on this farm we believe:<li>Trans rights are human rights</li><li>Black Lives Matter</li><li>Cisgender white men's opinions don't </li><li>in Communism</li><li>in a free and self governed Palestine </li><li>everyone should be gay and grow wheat</li><li>agriculture is for everybody from patio gardens and backyard chickens to 1000 acre farms and herds of cattle</li><li>Furry art and porn is top tier </li><li>in being as gay as possible at all times </li><li>in boosting and posting nudity and gay shit</li><li>that Sarah Tabers views are absolute trash</li><li>that mansplainers should be blocked and exiled</li><li>in cursing, both verbally and hexes</li><li>that people who over complicate sourdough are some of the worst people in existence </li><li>that we can resist the fascist takeover of America and build a better future for everyone</li>

2025-03-27 03:01:09 UTC

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considering the political demographics of this state, i considered driving over and fanning the flames a bit....

2025-03-27 00:32:06 UTC

ope, looks like the first grass fire of the season
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2025-03-26 01:46:32 UTC

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Piper nooo, you're spilling the sawce on the dawgs, y'all...ope.

2025-03-26 01:39:34 UTC

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lol my accent is such a conglomeration of places ive lived, maybe it would break the ai

2025-03-20 02:03:09 UTC

if you don't have an old lady friend named Marge who sends you large boxes of hot chocolate mix on a yearly basis, I suggest you get one

2025-03-17 03:59:39 UTC

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I think they have fairly limited production. Sign up for the notifications. I bought one about a year ago and it took about four months to actually get it in my hands.
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2025-03-17 03:03:34 UTC

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hirbawi kufiya
https://kufiya.org/ it's the last kufita factory in Palestine, so anyrhing you purchase goes directly to them and their employees

2025-03-11 17:58:06 UTC

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babe, the world is on its way out, eat the bread and carbs

2025-03-11 17:48:24 UTC

last nights london broil toasted on sourdough with melted parmesan 🤤🤤🤤🤤

2025-02-28 22:58:52 UTC

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gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!

2025-02-28 20:23:47 UTC

mood. like for the rest of the year or so
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2025-02-27 19:42:34 UTC

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ive got multifocal contacts and I can't use them at the computer for more than like 5 minutes

2025-02-27 19:39:04 UTC

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> I do monovision contacts, left eye for near, right for distance. Can be headache-inducing when at my multitude of screens.
this gives me a headache just reading it

2025-02-27 19:28:24 UTC

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oooooh damn. it's been awhile sonmaybe prices jumped 😬 but also my prescription is pretty light

2025-02-27 19:16:38 UTC

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ive been happy with every pair I've gotten from there and I don't think I've paid over $35

2025-02-27 16:42:33 UTC

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eyebuydirect.com

2025-02-22 23:00:01 UTC

it's that time of the year to acknowledge that around this time, now, 15 years ago, I snorted some lines of hooey off a stranger's genitalia which somehow led to me living on a farm on the middle of nowhere married to said stranger.

2025-02-22 02:51:40 UTC

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2025-02-17 13:03:23 UTC

all i really want is to be gay and horny and not have to participate in capitalism anymore

2025-02-14 22:45:04 UTC

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just how full of cookies I am at the moment

2025-02-14 22:25:16 UTC

the husband was like, I wish i had some cookies, so I said, ok I'll make some because i was going to anyway, then the neighbor texted and was all 'i left some valentine's cookies in your mailbox " so nows there's 2 kinds of cookies and some sweet rolls in the house

2025-02-13 14:44:23 UTC

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don't.

2025-02-08 14:35:51 UTC

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i like pixelfed but the creator makes me want to delete it every time i see him post

2025-02-07 23:27:28 UTC

reality: 💀 the horrors 💀
every tv show currently: :pink_sparkles: the horrors :pink_sparkles:

2025-02-03 22:57:36 UTC

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i should cream fill them....

2025-02-03 22:30:55 UTC

the dough has been nutted
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2025-01-29 19:36:32 UTC

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2025-01-28 23:35:17 UTC

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it's just flat out cruelty

2025-01-28 14:21:58 UTC

uhm...i have like almost $1mil in federal grants operating at the moment, so this is problematic...
https://www.axios.com/2025/01/28/trump-federal-grants-pause-payment-freeze-budget

2025-01-20 04:21:36 UTC

i want to be just delusional enough to believe that there's an asteroid or large meteor on the way that just so happened to have slipped by any sort of detection....

2025-01-16 15:05:09 UTC

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it's gotta be a bug

2025-01-16 14:55:17 UTC

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oh ok well if i scroll back to posts before the beginning of January i can
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2025-01-16 14:53:54 UTC

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no. the comment button is just gone. the only posts i can see it are mastodon posts
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2025-01-16 12:56:48 UTC

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i sent message out..i noticed it's only other pixelfed instances..I can see the comment option on mastodon posts but not any other pixelfed users

2025-01-16 12:28:03 UTC

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bryan,.i was going to ask you the same thing! i cant comment on anyone from pixelfed.social! no idea, im gonna have to ask the admin

2025-01-15 13:25:42 UTC

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good morning Billy! Glad youre feeling better!

2025-01-14 14:56:18 UTC

早上好，朋友们 ,🦊☕🌞🩵☃️🍲🌈🥰🍆🪄🔮✨

2025-01-05 14:09:08 UTC

snowy farm morning on the plains
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2025-01-04 14:57:47 UTC

freezing fog is one of my favorite winter happenings
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2025-01-01 14:56:03 UTC

the hard frost turning the fields of tall, brown grasses into a shimmering sea of silver

2024-12-29 22:35:37 UTC

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yikes! stay safe frend

2024-12-28 02:58:48 UTC

it's not that I have absolute trash handwriting, it's that I have fantastic encryption

2024-12-27 20:51:18 UTC

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thats some nice looking moss

2024-12-27 14:10:21 UTC

this is important. from succulents to venus fly traps and beyond, there's a ton of sellers distributing poached plants, and some of these plants even end up in big box stores like walmart. Make sure you vet the businesses you buy from. And be wary of buying plants online. definitely a lesson i learned the hard way when i ended up with a poached venus flytrap in the past.
Tissue cultures are a great way to purchase plants, bc you know for sure they were grown in a more responsible way. Also, just talk to people with houseplants; I've never met a houseplant enthusiast that won't share, or even beg you to take, some of their propagations.
https://botany.social/@botanyone/113718395654450732

2024-12-26 00:30:46 UTC

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thats not botched, thats just being prepared for all the holidays 😍

2024-12-26 00:27:16 UTC

I find myself in the position, again, of being too full of dinner too early in the evening and wanting to go to bed at (checks time) 5:30pm

2024-12-23 13:59:03 UTC

the future of green energy is lasagne
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2024-12-22 14:32:42 UTC

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woooooow 😍🤩🤩🤩

2024-12-22 14:18:59 UTC

one of the things about #witchcraft i don't see discussed here enough, and it's probably because of how whitewashed the fedi is, is the appropriation and culture vulturing happening and how much of this could be avoided if new witches and practitioners actually did their shadow and genealogy work before diving in; if practiced witches and practitioners occasionally checked themselves; and if we held each other accountable in our practices.
Voodoo, Hoodoo, Santeria, Smudging and other indigenous rituals, Vedic Astrology, and the like are all closed practices, and they arent for us (white people) to use. They arent for us to borrow from, and they aren't for us to mimick.
Your library mostly likely offers FREE access to genealogy records to easily help you trace your roots and point you in the right direction, and like me, your line probably comes from Europe, which is where you be looking when honing out your practice. It needs to be mentioned that white people are also very fortunate to have access to these records that other people do not, which means you need to be even more responsible when it comes to doing your research before you dive into any kind of practice at all.
For example, Hoodoo originated from people who were stipped away from their culture and ancestors, because of the slave trade. It was found as a way for a group of people to reconnect and reclaim their identity, their spirituality, their practice, their ancestors, their roots. A group of people who will never have the benefit of being able to trace their family back generations simply by looking at a piece of paper. This is not for you to touch, not ever.
Indigenous people suffered the same fate by our white ancestors. They were villainized, killed, put in schools and camps, dehumanized, and had their land stolen because of their beliefs. It is not for you to practice, not ever. And the white sage your purchased from that white girl was probably poached off native land. Even if you somehow ethically sourced it, the practice of smudging is still closed to you.
I also feel like common sense would go a long way here. Like, should I be calling on the spirits of the people my people murdered, raped, and displaced?? Hmm. Probably fucking not.
Now, I know at least one person will pop in and say "well, i was initiated in...." and we both know that's not true. But even if it were, it's still incredibly irresponsible of you to be broadcasting and sharing that practice as if you have any authority to do so, and enabling other white people to feel entitled to it as well.
All of this said, I do believe there is a benefit of learning *about* other practices so that you don't get mislead by other people into bad habits or practices. I think it's a great idea to show a huge amount of respect to those practices and beliefs and rituals. And I believe there are times when you can be invited in, respectfully, to witness or even in some cases participate, but that DOES NOT give you the right to take it home and use it for yourself, and especially not to broadcast it to other people of european descent.
Example: Pow-wows are absolutely open to the public and most tribes (at least in my area that I'm aware) encourage and welcome all of us to come. Support the artists and creators and crafters. Watch and be moved by the dances and rituals. Be educated. Be connected. Financially support them. But don't make it yours. Dont "incorporate" it into your own rituals at home. When you wear the earrings you bought, make sure to tell the correct story, and share the beauty, but certainly dont replicate and sell some of your own.
Now that we're on the other side of the solstice and the light is returning, let that light shine on your practice and habits a bit so you can reasses whether you're staying in your lane or not. Double check whether you picked something up that should be returned. Make sure that catchy little tiktok video didn't accidentally lead you into some unwanted karma. And let it shine on the ways that you can be a more respectful practitioner.
#fedicoven #witch #witchy

2024-12-22 01:54:25 UTC

i sometimes wonder if the neighbors down wind can smell the bunches of herbs and spices and other things burning with the wood stove smoke, and if so what do they think?

2024-12-19 15:15:15 UTC

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did you get a huge temperature fluctuation with that wind last night??? i woke up in the middle of the night and our temps rose from the 20s into the 50s at 1am, then dropped again after 3, it was so weird.

2024-12-17 15:38:37 UTC

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the worst 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

2024-12-13 01:46:01 UTC

i can watch some violent, gory, shit on tv and be like, meh.. but it's the traumatic hand injuries that make me turn off the tv for a few minutes to collect myself...

2024-12-13 01:37:10 UTC

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sooooo, was not expecting it to start out the way it did, holy crap....

2024-12-12 01:30:38 UTC

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i dont want to give anything away 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ its really really good

2024-12-12 00:39:32 UTC

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it's on Prime. just watch it.

2024-12-12 00:25:46 UTC

that was the most unhinged 6 episodes of tv ive ever seen

2024-12-11 00:40:10 UTC

character actress margot martindale

2024-12-08 19:08:36 UTC

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maybe they only need 3 loaves....

2024-12-06 23:26:39 UTC

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it's so easy! and budget friendly!

2024-12-06 23:12:44 UTC

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it is a lot of the "tradwife" conservatism the govt cant tell me what to do, my 7th grade education is gud enuff, antivax, types, yes.

2024-12-06 22:43:58 UTC

This trend of rebel canners pisses me off. Y'all are gonna get people killed.
There's not many publications put out by the us govt that I have faith in, but I believe in the USDA Home Canning Guidelines more than I believe in the Constitution, and if you're trying to can and preserve something that cannot be safely done according to the USDA Home Canning Guidelines, don't fucking do it, please.
*edits: capitalizations and shit, bc you know how you just have to get it out there sometimes

2024-12-05 18:42:25 UTC

mood
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2024-12-02 20:21:47 UTC

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youre grounded for backing him up

2024-12-02 19:39:05 UTC

husband getting kicked out of the shower for trying to do sexy stuff while Defying Gravity was playing....

2024-11-30 21:14:14 UTC

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2024-11-28 19:32:07 UTC

spent 20 minutes searching for a jack russell, who managed to get thru multiple latched/closed doors to lock himself in the interior section of the chicken coop and i cant put together just how this happened....

2024-11-28 14:46:42 UTC

i think if you're stuck with awful families for the holidays you should be the FO in FAFO. go wild, absolutely tell everyone your opinion of them, expose family secrets, trans your gender right in front of them, and make sure another happy family gathering never happens again

2024-11-26 18:48:47 UTC

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stop. that's so f-ing cute im crying

2024-11-26 02:43:19 UTC

the husband wanted to make and send out holiday cards this year, and this is what he came up with....
(send me your address if you want one 😅)
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2024-11-25 16:12:22 UTC

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what if he turned the slopes into a giant frozen wine slushy

2024-11-25 01:26:06 UTC

me, stacking the groceries on the belt and grouping them according to where they get put away in the house...
my husband at the other end throwing them in the cart with no regard for anything....
https://mastodon.social/@Meyerweb/113540288143107554

2024-11-24 19:58:28 UTC

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same here! i brought in a jalapeno and a chili, and they've just been thriving. might not even bother planting peppers outside next year lol

2024-11-24 01:17:02 UTC

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not so much out here, we're too far east. i can definitely *see* clouds that are over the front range, but, it's the tops of the clouds and storms I'm looking at.

2024-11-24 00:30:09 UTC

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it almost looks like one seamless picture 😍

2024-11-23 02:38:56 UTC

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is that like hail marys? i need to do 30 furry boosts for make up for my sins?

2024-11-23 02:20:31 UTC

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i havent been boosting enough furry porn lately

2024-11-23 02:17:32 UTC

if straight cis men feel comfortable sending me a follow request then im not doing my best work on here....

2024-11-22 16:28:40 UTC

so i can get the contact into my eye, but they wont let go of my finger, so all im doing is poking myself in the eye and taking the contact right back out....this was great idea

2024-11-21 18:29:25 UTC

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the meaner the rooster, the sweeter the coq-au-vin

2024-11-21 17:56:07 UTC

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thats a gorgeous chicken

2024-11-21 17:33:48 UTC

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well absolutely none of this has been favorable to contacts so maybe it's time to remain stubborn

2024-11-21 17:27:20 UTC

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oh lordt I could only imagine. the only saving grace is that I wouldn't be able to lose them fumbling around the house 😅