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npub18yvpnchj7yaepjk8yz2pn66hfmmup505aqvx0lpyc3aree0g5fyq8clpz3

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrjxqeute0zwusetrjp9qeadt5aa7q686wsxr8lsjvg73uuh52yjqprpmhxw309ucnjdpwxyun2t3jxgezudph8g6rsdpcqy08wue69uhngve5xpkkz6tw9ej82cmtv3h8xtn0wfnn5dpcxsuqz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcppemhxw309asjumn0wvhxcmmvqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueqppamhxue69uhkztnwdaejumr0ds6qee9y

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relay.damus.io

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relay.nostr.band

Last Notes

2026-09-06 03:38:35 CEST

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Incredible series. That finale was killer.

2026-09-03 02:12:21 CEST

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This is what I was fired up about today ⚡ 💸
#nevent1q…y4ud

2026-09-03 02:10:21 CEST

Spinning up a new $USDT edge node if anyone wants to profit from the new stablecoin customers we're getting on lightning via @nprofile…eph5
This node allows businesses to accept lightning payments and receive them as USDT.
https://amboss.space/node/03e350e8ee70ca3947ab4c59bb435db834079f335b65b4ddadcb7bec60b4c63be8

2026-09-02 22:46:06 CEST

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Okay

2026-08-21 23:32:00 CEST

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Let them expire? It's a lightning address

2026-08-21 22:59:51 CEST

Cashtags are a huge improvement on Lightning's reach outside of the Bitcoin community
#nevent1q…9sqv

2026-08-19 00:09:09 CEST

Explain it to me like someone who doesn't roll dice
#nevent1q…c7wr

2026-08-14 21:15:18 CEST

This is my favorite way to learn things now
#nevent1q…max6

2026-07-21 00:12:47 CEST

Why do you choose to pay with Bitcoin when given the option?

2026-06-09 09:04:44 CEST

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Thanks for the mention!
It exists and it works. We've learned that the demand for yield in this manner far outpaces the people ready to start doing lightning payments, which means that capital can be extremely well allocated, but still be low yielding.
Deploying to lightning is not free, so positive returns are not guaranteed.
That said, we've deployed 66 BTC to date and are returning between 0.6% to 1.5% APY on self custody bitcoin.

2026-06-02 03:17:37 CEST

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The real battle is understanding if you qualify as a CASP if you're providing self-custody support services.

2026-05-31 10:21:41 CEST

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💯

2026-05-24 00:29:35 CEST

Between the users of Coinbase, Binance, Kraken, Cash App, and more, there are approximately 900M users with the ability to pay a lightning invoice.
Lightning has won.

2026-05-22 07:20:54 CEST

People keep asking me what I like about Switzerland and I must say that the Swiss flag is a big plus. https://npub18yvpnchj7yaepjk8yz2pn66hfmmup505aqvx0lpyc3aree0g5fyq8clpz3.blossom.band/789738d7e0097f4972ef3c7d33e57f48adcb481094f438d5728b8307eb221a26.jpg

2026-05-12 12:30:12 CEST

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Awesome!!
We built an MCP for Magma as well to solve liquidity management

2026-05-08 20:47:00 CEST

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Sounds too good to be true

2026-04-27 13:22:26 CEST

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Get ready to meet all the predators in the area

2026-04-25 03:49:55 CEST

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I didn't see an article 😅😅
https://npub18yvpnchj7yaepjk8yz2pn66hfmmup505aqvx0lpyc3aree0g5fyq8clpz3.blossom.band/56ed22e58169a40833a942608483c6ad182cfe87acdb5ec208c6243e29f35d6c.png

2026-04-24 22:16:09 CEST

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TBH he's my least favorite scientist; I don't understand why he's so adored.
Meanwhile these guys put out bangers regularly
https://youtu.be/a2aWO5cL410?si=Pd0DhjHUuGXs8lPO

2026-04-24 14:20:55 CEST

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They recently found universes that were too developed for how far they were away, depending on the direction. The result is a crisis in some of their assumptions about the expansion of the universe and more.

2026-04-24 13:38:32 CEST

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Volatility hedge?

2026-04-24 13:37:46 CEST

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Didn't this recently get invalidated?

2026-04-24 02:05:44 CEST

Lightning is the only true DeFi.
#nevent1q…txjw

2026-04-23 01:05:37 CEST

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It's flexible. You set the precision for each asset you mint per the protocol.

2026-04-22 05:21:42 CEST

As we work with Taproot Assets, it becomes clearer that decimal precision is extremely important for USD payments.
1 cent = 12.9 sats
USD should have 6 decimal places.

2026-04-16 02:06:17 CEST

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They're marked nsfw

2026-04-16 02:01:51 CEST

I posted my memes on fuzzpic.com and it looks like the #egirls found it too! The gallery is pretty slick.
https://fuzzpic.com/gallery

2026-04-09 20:38:25 CEST

Bitcoin should take the FX market.
#nevent1q…hqaq

2026-04-08 13:18:03 CEST

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You just narrowly escaped death. I think you can allow yourself some grace. I'm immensely grateful you're still with us.
Thanks for fighting, Carla and team.

2026-04-06 14:23:53 CEST

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Rules try to control what others do.
Boundaries protect what you do.
One demands obedience.
The other owns your own limits.

2026-04-05 18:53:23 CEST

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Just think of the messes you can make!

2026-03-27 08:48:36 CET

https://fuzzpic.com/p/kTX365wabgdU
#frog

2026-03-15 01:40:38 CET

https://video.nostr.build/3af45af6a4a88e8e55d6e3a63ff1ab37cc1192804c889bdfe1e97c388ea91d95.mp4
#memes #funny #lotr #ai

2026-03-13 05:15:39 CET

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@nprofile…eph5

2026-03-05 00:49:26 CET

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Thanks for having me Keith!!

2026-03-01 16:08:03 CET

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This is the way

2026-02-27 13:48:34 CET

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Network grow by growing outward... Connect the big to the small

2026-02-27 13:47:06 CET

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You should check out the channel recommender "Magma AI" on amboss.space to identify some more helpful routes.
The two nodes you're connecting are already established and well-connected so I doubt you'd ever see much traffic there.

2026-02-25 21:57:19 CET

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Love Takis...delicious

2026-02-21 18:58:27 CET

The Lightning Network is criminally underappreciated.
It's already got:
Privacy
Scalability
Speed
Cost
Adoption
Imagine comparing it to theoretical upgrades to other cryptos when Lightning already exists on the most robust and reliable Blockchain ever—Bitcoin.

2026-02-20 03:16:46 CET

#nevent1q…rpjm

2026-02-19 12:25:24 CET

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Plz no

2026-02-17 16:38:28 CET

Protect customers by preventing phishing
#nevent1q…3gdx

2026-02-16 05:00:16 CET

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I feel like I've seen this movie before

2026-02-08 02:58:19 CET

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If you did your best, I'm proud of you.

2026-02-08 02:39:04 CET

Wow.
I'm blown away by the response and we've received more signups than I had projected for the entire year. 🤯
By taking advantage of Lightning's HTLCs and Taproot Assets, we can make P2P exchange possible in complete self-custody. ⚡
#nevent1q…504z

2026-01-30 21:23:21 CET

Self-custody, P2P trading over the lightning network
#nevent1q…504z

2026-01-24 16:01:40 CET

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👏👏👏

2026-01-24 15:58:40 CET

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Feed it a bunch of your content and ask it what you should be paying more attention to

2026-01-14 22:38:08 CET

https://image.nostr.build/30f3e4a1c599974965d9fe31f628aee8fd1033b3b5eead9efd86efe0a74bcc73.png
#memes #funny

2026-01-01 08:04:10 CET

Something I learned this year about writing is that people only want the conclusion.
I definitely didn't learn this in college (I studied env. engineering). It was a shock to learn that people don't want to read about data or about your process to arrive at the conclusion; they only want the takeaway.
Consequently, for honest, analytical people, you have to write the full analysis and then move the conclusion to the front. Then, the analysis becomes supporting material that leads credibility to your conclusions. This thread about Lightning should be a great example of this in action: conclusion, then supporting analysis.
#nevent1q…7zs8

2026-01-01 07:10:55 CET

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💜💜 ⚡

2026-01-01 06:33:15 CET

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You can tip me if you want!

2025-12-30 23:50:31 CET

Lightning had a huge year in 2025 and the data shows it's healthier than ever.
If Bitcoin is to become the global medium of exchange, Lightning is the essential ingredient for decentralized scaling.
#nevent1q…ejat

2025-12-29 20:42:32 CET

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I've encountered the concern before and it applies to onchain activity. Lightning transactions would be largely unaffected by the mining game theory at play in MEV.
Using Bitcoin for this purpose can't be stopped in the same way as arbitrary data storage. Consequently, we should embrace reality that Bitcoin is a neutral value transfer system.

2025-12-29 17:18:01 CET

Current status of Magma providing liquidity to hungry lightning nodes
https://giphy.com/gifs/smh-cute-s-smart-animals-8YQxJgklqocDu

2025-12-27 23:40:23 CET

https://image.nostr.build/d003d7b82ac5c7bd693f640eb8061cd480ba13ac042d2dd24ec8e50025347199.jpg
#memes #funny

2025-12-20 20:00:17 CET

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More like the Epson files amirite?

2025-12-20 19:41:34 CET

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Approved 2/3

2025-12-19 06:10:47 CET

Stop procrastinating https://image.nostr.build/1c8f0451c7d4c4cdc0f5291c16c176c1f572466ae4666319ee462ced88c74835.jpg
#memes #funny

2025-12-19 00:22:13 CET

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Nooo you can't just drink the medicine
Drink our grapes packed with sugar

2025-12-12 01:02:58 CET

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It's not likely in the near term. The only exception would be if you're bringing significant payment volume.
Otherwise, there's a 3000 BTC waitlist and performance is highly related to the amount of assets deployed from what we're seeing in early phases.

2025-12-11 23:55:43 CET

2026 will be massive for bitcoin and @nprofile…eph5 will be at the epicenter of its proliferation as a medium of exchange on lightning.
I am so excited to bring the culmination of innovations and products to life next year. Massive year ahead.

2025-12-11 01:30:18 CET

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https://magma.amboss.tech

2025-12-11 01:29:28 CET

While liquidity remains tight at the Fed, we've made liquidity very "accommodative" on the lightning network with @nprofile…eph5 Magma.
This brings our payment processing target rate to 0.2% which supports real economic growth with efficient payments within the Bitcoin sector.
https://image.nostr.build/9b0b24dc3d8e1fababb9cd12a1bca836922fb9d4bcf83ee22d027b771b470eba.jpg

2025-12-09 07:53:13 CET

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Keep dreaming doggo

2025-12-09 07:22:31 CET

https://image.nostr.build/1aa52d38d6253009cf48f8dd8b2c80eb4e350ba8358d2af73f2854fedb9fa422.jpg
#memes #funny

2025-12-09 01:56:39 CET

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👑

2025-12-09 01:33:35 CET

What hypothetical example would you like to see played out in real life?

2025-12-07 21:14:36 CET

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It's closer to human nature.
Which is the better friend: Brad or 64438?
Most people are gonna choose Brad.

2025-12-07 20:08:26 CET

The value of a new lightning channel from a node has nothing to do with its name, but somehow we think it does.
The data shows we're unnecessarily biased towards branding.

2025-11-30 23:00:37 CET

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Oh my you're available?? 👀
We're not hiring at the moment, but I would expect to hire in 2026.

2025-11-27 02:25:50 CET

https://image.nostr.build/1efd0fa34ab6a181c70456157c3834d25017e8331d6a97afcc6a72f221db1413.jpg
#memes #funny

2025-11-26 21:01:24 CET

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These kids grow up so fast 🥹
Weeks are speeding by when you swear it was just a couple

2025-11-26 20:03:28 CET

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I bet you wrote that note 5 weeks ago

2025-11-26 19:53:49 CET

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Bancolibre.com

2025-11-26 02:51:31 CET

Metrics at @nprofile…eph5 have been up and to the right this year with yields stabilizing (green), liquidity cost falling (red), and liquidity market volume growing (blue).
These metrics are great for Amboss, Bitcoin, and Decentralization.
https://image.nostr.build/69e07b1693907407a3c8a3d9866fd9c96d1dcf583c6ee5a33eeb8e338487b8de.png
#lightningnetwork

2025-11-25 02:46:48 CET

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I think you should close those channels then and connect to our Rails cluster for better reachability.
It worked out great for Bitcoin Amsterdam.
https://amboss.tech/rails/stats

2025-11-25 00:51:43 CET

I'm blown away.
Lightning is insanely efficient.
I just watched someone get $7,118 of liquidity for $10.
That's a total payment processing cost of 0.14%.
>20x cheaper than VISA. No chargebacks. Instant.
No liquidity management required if you buy channels.
https://magma.amboss.tech

2025-11-22 12:04:48 CET

Are there any getAlby users here that can help test the magma LSP? We keep getting orders but they aren't proceeding past the paying step. Is there a UI issue preventing them from paying?
Any help would be greatly appreciated

2025-11-22 12:04:20 CET

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Yeah like ramen burnt ends

2025-11-22 01:26:25 CET

Send me your ramen tips please 😅

2025-11-21 12:48:30 CET

#Bitcoin HODLers
https://image.nostr.build/799a55d2d5bc4998055dfdd2c5ffe14cfb107fb721bdbda0ffd29b9491817f06.jpg
#memes #funny

2025-11-19 01:20:50 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/b40ddb7a225bb204e21cb22f1649fdb7998131fac71ac75805ff2b28786dfccd.png

2025-11-19 01:20:17 CET

I was told LNMarkets needs some extra liquidity for their exchange. Here's an invoice to gift them ~7M sats of inbound.
lnbc162150n1p536rqkpp536uvurjracvntl8hnmu2ag6vh3nce39gf4lm69dx6u5mdp93ya0sdr02pskjepqw3hjqstdvfhhxueq2d6x7un9yq5y7unyv4ezqj2y8gsrvepnvymnge3n95ekxcfn956r2dmy95ukgv3h94jxyepe89snsetz8yekz2gcqzzsxqrrs0sp55e3ddvdk8zggp6fhwwtylsdxqsy9pc4ax22xhyx54faxfhf9cnlq9qxpqysgqr24v2w0er5504u6a4pfzczz9fc25zvllgjp223g022lttzuuqkjrsxpje2m8mrprwrefl9g584dyw2kvrae4yp2e4h4nmlw926alq5sq08d3c2 https://image.nostr.build/6134798a357e4fbb364fe6c45762f8bd1e525259314be9fde789e9f3f8a292cc.png
#lightningnetwork

2025-11-18 23:54:38 CET

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Cheers and happy nodiversary!
Gifting you a girthy channel to celebrate 🎇🥂

2025-11-18 04:04:39 CET

https://image.nostr.build/775e2a1ada752e1c3c9e9e3c0e6cadfc5a8b491ecd593a89f5a739fa12e79e86.jpg
#memes #funny

2025-11-15 12:20:26 CET

https://image.nostr.build/d402cd691ef130ae0de9eab5a9a1347ded238ef32b41650d38d226d67075fc71.jpg
#memes #funny

2025-11-13 08:24:02 CET

https://image.nostr.build/e713363c9fec67e9ebb57e9aaeaab5caf974cd9c872af4be88bf2dbe108fbcd2.jpg
#memes #funny

2025-11-13 04:51:17 CET

He was such an optimist
https://image.nostr.build/d1b8aa2ae3f5156d6bd5f86707d6e93457d919e222d307459ad6de25e067671a.jpg
#memes #funny

2025-11-13 04:47:45 CET

https://image.nostr.build/28f245d2059e316322dcd864dc49d62667b6405e133051a1b07820080bac482b.jpg
#memes #funny

2025-11-13 04:46:06 CET

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Inspiring me to post more... Apologies I got busy

2025-11-11 03:04:41 CET

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2025-11-10 11:48:27 CET

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I'd be surprised if each one had its own node instead of using Block's gateway node.

2025-11-09 23:15:47 CET

The total lightning node count trend did a sharp reversal in July.
Obviously the tech has always been strong, but what changed in July?
https://image.nostr.build/7b3a8b4f950d35b5ddb784d439f9fd68381133e729af489b09beaf584b7b354f.png
h/t @nprofile…eph5 #lightning

2025-11-09 22:35:39 CET

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Touché!

2025-11-09 21:08:10 CET

It's pretty unfortunate that we collectively give so much attention to people that cause controversy instead of to those that move forward consensus.

2025-11-08 18:19:17 CET

https://image.nostr.build/bfa6032468d3e92202e893e480d1e8348a67b9c0489b4eb9916a6dd5eefd69ee.jpg #memes #funny

2025-11-05 14:58:40 CET

Intelligence for Rails @nprofile…eph5 has been updated which improves upon channel closing logic.
Selecting which channels to close is a surprisingly challenging problem since it must value the opportunity cost of liquidity deployed in channels.
Since liquidity leases are so much higher yielding than typical routing events but far more infrequent, the opportunity cost valuation is very complex.
In order to fulfill a lease quickly, Bitcoin needs to be immediately available, which means that Bitcoin must be onchain.
As a result of the increased intelligence (and fresh data feeds to Rails) we can cycle Bitcoin more quickly, allowing faster discovery of new routing opportunities on the network.
Deployed capacity of our Rails cluster in the near term has sharply dropped following the upgrade, which gives us the opportunity to redeploy in more strategic zones.

2025-11-04 14:58:26 CET

https://open.spotify.com/track/32ssNweOtmacNBEC2kHzA8?si=zBuiqiUuQfG7pRyK20Tqcg
#tunestr