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40 something gay man - so basically I’m sassy, tired, and my mind is always in the gutter 🤷🏻‍♂️

Location: San Diego, CA
Partner: Shirtless Jay (npub1lxy…k4m5)

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Last Notes

2025-04-02 04:09:11 UTC

“Dad, can we go to bed now?”
https://shirtlessgay001.sfo3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/114/266/397/864/142/514/original/85c05763aea0fce9.jpeg

2025-03-31 20:25:05 UTC

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I like to let it cool completely. The crust stays sturdy - maybe even too crusty. I usually bad it once it’s cut so the inside stays soft and the crust actually softens too. Once toasted it’s like it was just baked. :)

2025-03-14 01:31:35 UTC

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I see a lot of posting and not a lot of pants-taking-off-ing

2025-03-11 01:55:53 UTC

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🤤

2025-02-23 18:23:30 UTC

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2025-02-15 18:23:55 UTC

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😂

2025-02-15 17:34:49 UTC

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👎🏼

2025-01-16 21:41:20 UTC

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i will be cuddling him to death 🖤

2025-01-03 19:18:06 UTC

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😂

2025-01-03 19:10:53 UTC

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can we schedule a 72 hour nap? I can make us some propofol cupcakes (just in case the respiratory board sees this I’ll add: this is purely satire)

2025-01-03 19:02:31 UTC

I just put my protein shake on the counter and shook my apple (actually it was a banana but I know what you guys are gonna do with “shook my banana”)

2025-01-02 00:26:15 UTC

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Vanilla Oreo Brownie Layer Cake with vanilla Oreo frosting. Get in it, ya’ll

2025-01-01 03:28:46 UTC

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is this gonna be like a build up of teases while we all edge and collectively skeet at midnight?

2024-12-26 15:51:51 UTC

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who’s coming to help us trap him?

2024-11-29 00:15:36 UTC

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😂

2024-11-26 23:45:42 UTC

Chopping up parsley for a Thanksgiving pot pie. You know you’re Jewish when you smell makes you think of plagues, a walking staff that turns into a snake, and the song “let my people go”

2024-11-26 23:16:37 UTC

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let’s get a calendar, tape, and a lifetime supply of fast-breaks!

2024-11-26 23:15:31 UTC

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the dust makes it look artsy. I see a series before recycling. I hope you didn’t clean it

2024-11-22 02:22:37 UTC

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auditions… errr … try-outs will be held in the locker room

2024-11-21 03:28:12 UTC

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can I hang out under your desk?

2024-11-14 17:56:53 UTC

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Ya’ll, a tiktok content creator started me on a path and I can’t slow down. He’s not one to respond and his STP looked 🥺! I’ve made two so far, one was aight and the other was trash. I have three recipe’s on deck. Plot twist: content creator’s sister is also a content creator and she just posted a STP tiktok and did share the recipe. It has enough similarities to make me think it’s the same one and enough differences to make me doubt it. Welcome to my brain.

2024-10-17 01:29:54 UTC

I send this gif to Jay at least once a week:
https://shirtlessgay001.sfo3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/113/320/166/159/895/482/original/ac7e938c12230d6c.mp4

2024-10-10 23:59:34 UTC

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was it the shirt?

2024-10-04 00:10:28 UTC

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where to start?!? So much sexiness

2024-10-03 23:27:17 UTC

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I’m a lucky guy

2024-10-03 23:17:57 UTC

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That part!
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2024-10-03 22:39:23 UTC

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You guys, literally. I shouldn’t be shocked by what comes out of jays mouth at this point but every now and then I just am

2024-10-03 18:29:01 UTC

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❤️ 😘

2024-10-01 04:49:57 UTC

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swaffelen

2024-09-27 15:28:41 UTC

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they would need to relax the dress code to “optional”

2024-09-24 14:55:34 UTC

We forgot to egg wash 🤦‍♂️
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2024-09-24 01:09:39 UTC

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😂

2024-09-22 20:43:55 UTC

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😂

2024-09-22 20:40:48 UTC

The sound of sports on tv is grating to my soul.

2024-09-17 21:52:29 UTC

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aren’t you supposed to be doing a demonstration on how to repurpose shirt sides once you’ve formatted your shirts appropriately?

2024-09-17 21:41:00 UTC

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gonna buy you some shirts to throw away.

2024-09-14 19:58:11 UTC

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https://shirtlessgay001.sfo3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/113/137/666/486/863/957/original/9b692d3a15d36190.mp4

2024-09-10 02:14:11 UTC

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#hothusband

2024-09-09 18:14:16 UTC

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and that they fix the drag and drop function!

2024-09-09 01:09:48 UTC

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would have been better if that’s all you had on 🤣 👿

2024-09-08 01:06:14 UTC

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#studly

2024-09-06 02:29:11 UTC

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YES! I’m a lucky man

2024-09-06 02:24:28 UTC

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#hothusband

2024-09-04 00:24:31 UTC

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does it ring any balls? 🍒

2024-09-03 00:35:42 UTC

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me submitting whenever that duster comes anywhere near me
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2024-08-31 00:01:30 UTC

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5 stars. Definitely recommend #fatcockfriday

2024-08-29 01:21:04 UTC

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my favorite!

2024-08-29 01:10:00 UTC

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well shucks 🔥

2024-08-25 19:13:38 UTC

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yes, and also …
https://shirtlessgay001.sfo3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/113/024/251/158/793/614/original/6d5de66bac3d4152.mp4