Christopher

Christopher.

Australia 🇦🇺

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2026-01-29 23:46:06 UTC

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Whatever happened to L-CAD? Will it be back? When will other Liquid currency tokens be introduced? Canada? Australia? For example

2025-11-15 03:49:32 UTC

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Oh wow! This will be so helpful! That was an area that could benefit with improvement, so looking forwarding to trying it. Kudos!
Next up is the keyboard switching between uppercase and numerics etc. That could be a bit more user friendly in terms of switching back and forth and typing.
Keep up the good work 👍🏻

2025-10-11 06:44:41 UTC

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No idea. But my wife says this often in a way to prove she is right, even when she is wrong and deluding herself.

2025-09-18 00:29:03 UTC

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Nice work 👍🏻

2025-08-11 20:44:56 UTC

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Hi. What country are you In? I'm trying to figure it out what I'm in a few minds 😂

2025-07-30 23:00:03 UTC

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It's one of, if not the best features of the Jade Plus.
But please tell me this is a feature of iOS now 🤯

2025-07-25 01:56:34 UTC

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Ghee whizz!

2025-07-24 02:32:53 UTC

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Only if you insist

2025-07-14 22:20:49 UTC

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If true then she's dead 💀

2025-07-13 06:30:58 UTC

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lol, okay, thanks. Think we're some years away. Fusion sounds more likely first. Even affordable hydrogen cars. But it's one for the next 15 years? Maybe sooner with AI exponential advancement?

2025-07-10 07:05:37 UTC

Apparently I'm uncensored here. But I don't know what to say.

2025-07-07 21:12:21 UTC

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Would love to get an update on how the iOS app is progressing with Apple. It's about time we got the same features as Android.

2025-06-27 23:38:30 UTC

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I
Am
Mathematically
Dyslexic
Is
That
11 words

2025-06-27 23:36:37 UTC

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I can't, because it was an anonymous donation 😂
(this was a joke to be clear as I'm not a generous human being)

2025-06-27 23:30:37 UTC

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Beta me.

2025-06-27 04:38:15 UTC

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Your iron levels in your blood will increase with these pans. So it's just something to be aware of

2025-06-25 05:38:23 UTC

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1. Prep with tallow.
2. Get your iron levels (bloodwork) checked a year from now.
3. Enjoy old skool cookin'

2025-06-18 04:53:37 UTC

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It's a shame that the instant swap spreads on SideSwap are so big, and that the only people offering swaps are hustlers. We need a simple Boltz type setup where we can switch between LBTC and LUSDT (Liquid)

2025-06-14 04:31:29 UTC

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I'm just being a typical argumentative Australian. Following you with keen interest. Keep up the good work 😉

2025-06-12 23:49:58 UTC

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Therefore are you stating you can't improve your products further?
Answer is nope. Therefore...?

2025-06-12 23:48:45 UTC

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If no one spends Bitcoin then its use as a currency dies. It no longer becomes transactional. And therefore worthless.
It's little different to fiat in this way. With all money you want to save as much possible, save more than you spend, but if no one ever spends their dollars then they're just useless and worthless pieces of paper (which we know they are, lol)

2025-06-12 23:44:27 UTC

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You mean beef tallow with added goat's milk?

2025-06-12 05:37:41 UTC

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Keep striving 👍🏻

2025-06-09 02:19:33 UTC

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Ah, forgot to mention that I thought Zeus Pay would work on an online store (received crypto payments are small compared to fiat so a100% brilliant system wouldn't be required this year)

2025-06-09 02:15:46 UTC

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Thank you

2025-06-07 23:42:43 UTC

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Thank you!! Was browsing your site and got kinda lost so I'll check this out. I'm only looking for use with an online store that can receive payments even if my phone is switched off. Bolt12 etc. If there's a way to add Zeus payments to a Woo or Shopify store that would be godly. 👑 Zeus godly, lol

2025-06-06 03:21:41 UTC

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Just wait until you taste a decent chocolate brand! 😂

2025-06-06 03:11:48 UTC

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Okay, going to check your merchant offering again. I had a peek before but it was complicated for my simple brain. This idiot (me) needs an idiot-proof ELI5 to get up and running/tripping 😂

2025-06-05 22:36:31 UTC

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They'll kiss and make up eventually because the size of Trump's tiny hands perfectly match Elon's cock.

2025-06-04 01:55:49 UTC

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Great point. Of course I'm saying that because I agree.
There's long been this false narrative about China (bad communist people, cheap crap products, lagging tech-wise, etc etc) so it's interesting to watch how everything unfolds.
For the record, white Australian here who believes in freedom and free enterprise.

2025-06-03 06:51:12 UTC

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That's genuinely interesting. Fascinating really. Thanks!!

2025-06-02 22:06:50 UTC

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Using Zeus for online merchants.

2025-06-02 22:02:01 UTC

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That is heartbreaking, and it's definitely not a side of beekeeping I've heard anything about before. I hope the little ones pull through and come out the other end much stronger for it 🐝 ❤️

2025-06-02 03:42:08 UTC

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Maxi pads. That's what I always get reminded of.

2025-06-02 01:19:56 UTC

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Hey Jen. I've always liked the idea of having bees 🐝. Mostly because of how vital they are to nature, but also curious if bees can finance themselves (honey sales) on a small scale for tiny hobbyist farmers.
Are they relatively easy to care for? I imagine so, but I'm clueless. Thanks!

2025-05-31 05:37:22 UTC

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We're listening... Keep going...

2025-05-29 00:29:50 UTC

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How many Bitcoin are you tipping them? Just one would be very generous 😂

2025-05-29 00:27:20 UTC

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What is this in reference to? I'm missing context

2025-05-28 06:51:56 UTC

Say something clever in 5 words.

2025-05-25 03:41:20 UTC

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It's feels like decades in Uranus

2025-05-25 03:40:24 UTC

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That's kinda cool. Running through Boltz?

2025-05-25 03:37:38 UTC

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Smaller? No.
Monaco is a freak they should keep.
Almost all other street circuits should get the can.

2025-05-22 00:28:43 UTC

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If true then Jesus also made incest and rape. You can't pick and choose just the parts you like and make excuses for the rest or turn a blind eye to them.

2025-05-21 05:40:12 UTC

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I've got the Jade Plus. It's nice device. I like it.
But surely your statement is BS. If someone steals my Jade Plus the only thing saving me is a 6 digit PIN code, no different to other devices. In fact, dodgy Ledger even has a 8 digit PIN so I could argue it's safer against theft.
If anyone can access my PON in my Jade, then they can freely access the blind oracle.

2025-05-20 21:30:24 UTC

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I keep trying so many wallets hoping to finally find one to settle on long term. I guess I'll have to try WOS next. No idea how I've managed to skip that one.

2025-05-20 04:42:13 UTC

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AI would've figured out how to stop greedy corporations from stacking Bitcoin.

2025-05-19 23:00:26 UTC

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Tallow with a straw of bull semen? Probably great for the skin but I'm out.

2025-05-19 04:08:03 UTC

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50,000 bitcoins worth $52.
Still, I commend you 💥

2025-05-19 04:03:14 UTC

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"Stick bits" in my wallet.

2025-05-17 00:44:45 UTC

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Done! Go for it! Party on

2025-05-16 23:24:23 UTC

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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. You'll be hard pressed to find a better book which just "has it all."

2025-05-15 01:37:24 UTC

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Unless you use Mac or iOS--and then you're forced to use it on Green.

2025-05-15 01:36:11 UTC

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You just need to get Apple to agree to make Green function normally on iOS and Mac 👍🏻 That's what's holding back Jade from good to great.

2025-05-15 01:32:43 UTC

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Tallow is so wonderful... but jeez what a chore to make properly. It should sell well 👍🏻

2025-05-15 01:30:18 UTC

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One week in my mouth. But yeah, years.

2025-05-15 01:28:08 UTC

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Does it contain a recipe for eggs and bacon? joking! Good job 👍🏻

2025-05-14 05:25:25 UTC

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Oh, I recognise my logo. Rather than you just taking my logo would you prefer it if I designed one especially for you?
https://blossom.primal.net/f488aa252fa09b9ddb5d8e8aea371eeda5f5c05dd22fcd390446d4e5af4399ad.png

2025-05-14 00:46:30 UTC

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Thanks for sending me a fair reasonable reply. Think the aggro boy maybe slipped his meds 😂

2025-05-13 23:33:10 UTC

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Someone crucified Satoshi?!!

2025-05-13 23:32:11 UTC

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Wait up guys, just about to board my plane from Australia! 🇦🇺

2025-05-13 23:29:25 UTC

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I have Zeus. But don't run my own node, so struggling to see any advantage in it over Phoenix.

2025-05-13 05:50:10 UTC

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That's a great deal. If I win all 12 I'll be sure to do the same and pass it on 😁

2025-05-13 05:48:08 UTC

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Now all we need to solve is whether this is a good or bad thing 😂

2025-05-13 05:45:52 UTC

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aka: Target practice 🎯

2025-05-13 05:45:06 UTC

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What is it you particularly like with it?

2025-05-12 07:29:25 UTC

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Why? Where exactly are you? 😂

2025-05-12 02:49:38 UTC

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Is she not eating?

2025-05-12 02:49:02 UTC

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That's a good deal. If it includes airfares... from Australia 😂

2025-05-10 09:34:51 UTC

Besides "never piss into the wind" another great tip is "never build a house during the rainiest season in a decade"
FFS

2025-05-09 05:37:28 UTC

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I feel like I'm watching an episode of Yellowstone, but without the murder.

2025-05-08 21:04:58 UTC

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The one on the right looks like a real device. It's wonderful. Nice work 👍🏻

2025-05-08 02:18:14 UTC

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lol!! Snap! 😂

2025-05-08 01:25:33 UTC

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We might be telepathic. Quick, what am I thinking now? 😂

2025-05-08 00:57:02 UTC

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D'oh. Just realised you said The Island and I was thinking The Beach.
Warm weather is easier to live with and also means you'll go out more, as will everyone, so helps with social encounters etc. I'm jealous, go for it. You only die once 😂

2025-05-08 00:27:12 UTC

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Go somewhere warm, and culturally the opposite of what's normal for you. Good luck 😉👍🏻

2025-05-07 23:12:50 UTC

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I was about to joke and say Yes, I was DiCaprio. And then I remembered I did accidentally get semi-involved accidentally and indirectly with the Asian mafia where things got a little sketchy for a while. Nothing like the movie though. I'd do it again though. Freedom, tossing away material baggage, is liberating, like abandoning monkeys on your back. Not sure about Alaska though--sounds like a tough life.

2025-05-07 23:05:05 UTC

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I did the warm weather version. Packed up and went to a tropical Asian island. Lasted 6 months before a new life started...

2025-05-07 04:49:49 UTC

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Not sure what my response would be if confronted by a meth smoking raccoon. Is this a true story? 😂

2025-05-07 04:48:32 UTC

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🤞🏻

2025-05-07 03:08:00 UTC

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Good mama ❤️

2025-05-06 05:16:24 UTC

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Oh jeez, now that looks delicious

2025-05-06 01:36:49 UTC

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We need more air gapped opportunities 👍🏻

2025-05-04 06:17:14 UTC

"Never sell your Bitcoin" is such a dumb mantra

2025-05-03 01:46:51 UTC

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Yeah but it's the imagining of that person sitting on the toilet where we get our real dopamine hit.

2025-05-02 21:37:26 UTC

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Greetings human 🥛

2025-05-02 21:32:39 UTC

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Make it magically flow my way 😂

2025-04-28 22:54:39 UTC

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John Smith was too popular.

2025-04-27 07:07:22 UTC

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Too much pressure. I'm outta here.

2025-04-27 07:02:47 UTC

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🗒️✈️

2025-04-27 03:13:59 UTC

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Came here for answers. Left with none 🫠

2025-04-27 03:06:14 UTC

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I'm tempted 😬

2025-04-26 21:57:40 UTC

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There was a lot of hype not that long ago about the daughter restarting the brand. Seems it didn't pan out which is a massive shame

2025-04-26 21:55:27 UTC

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It's tempting. But I already have an insecurity complex.

2025-04-24 22:38:59 UTC

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So I'm supposed to shower with it and have a munch also at the same time to get my fix? If so I'm in! lol

2025-04-24 22:37:33 UTC

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Your forte, and resulting credibility, is in tutorials. That's where your focus should be. There's so many interesting tutorials you haven't done yet but can. I'll always watch them 👍🏻 But these opinion pieces...?

2025-04-24 00:12:59 UTC

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You can use new and improved mud.

2025-04-09 01:08:29 UTC

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What if we don't live in Austin?
Or even in America?
Do you accept honorary Online Australians? If so, count me in!