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Public Key

npub19u565v7z5w69cthnygfg0yjgkt62fxsq90gdurapdj2wzw9vdufsvqng44

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsz72d2x0p28dzu9mejyy58jfyt9a9yngqzh5x7p7ske98p8zkx7ycpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcpz4mhxue69uhkzem8wghxummnw3ezumrpdejqz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um50qhxjmcpy4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucn0dejz77t0dejx2u3dwejhyar90qkhwctjv3jku6tzg50

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nostr.bond/yonder-vertex-warden

Last Notes

2026-09-10 01:16:03 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/16d8824f1f0aad13bad2ca379994973c092bd287e5dfbc556f0215d1773a8d76.gif

2026-09-10 01:13:07 CEST

corn is requesting monero only. please only send him monero. thank you
#nevent1q…ar3c

2026-09-10 01:11:51 CEST

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that’s like 1 dog year

2026-09-10 01:10:40 CEST

fed buying back debt tomorrow
https://blossom.primal.net/3f649b63fe557144f8f870375dde222d6d1d5b765f7317b574668e3f7c5e84a7.png

2026-09-09 17:23:01 CEST

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if you haven’t looked at your node in over a year can you even call yourself a node runner
https://media0.giphy.com/media/eBCnpuRGBhQGY/giphy.gif?cid=e859cd8aed1nu7j27t4wkdmcne1uyvqo9q8xdgvrkpghznos&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2026-09-09 17:19:31 CEST

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guess it was real
#nevent1q…z89q

2026-09-09 17:19:09 CEST

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guess it was real
#nevent1q…z89q

2026-09-09 17:18:07 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/42a1df8a741a5dd476fd75f8e95d77dab00fae262a33c0e39bb42f75ac5a98f0.gif

2026-09-09 17:16:45 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/b63f3057dcfbef940f7d4d3fe15410d4e669d926724f0de0d189b0eceb032f55.gif

2026-09-09 03:55:40 CEST

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i figured. still don’t want people losing money because we couldn’t prove it first. i saw it going around and alert people so they could decide for themselves. better to know than find out after.

2026-09-09 01:34:21 CEST

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everything i’m seeing is claims, no real evidence, seems sketchy. could be someone trying to spook us or it could be actually be something real. i’m playing it safe and letting you guys know

2026-09-09 01:24:51 CEST

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someone is disclosing a vulnerability to them. i haven’t confirmed anything it just started going around. waiting to see if alby chimes in

2026-09-09 01:14:24 CEST

goddamnit now they’re saying albyhub- if you use it shut it down to be safe.

2026-09-08 23:36:45 CEST

it’s not always work, sometimes we have fun
https://blossom.primal.net/0e8d91d7fda46ad4ae98d5fcb2856e7a14bee9f62553df3001a9954afaf8a813.jpg

2026-09-08 00:21:04 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/2620c00746dcb6f038bafce4225da6ef8cc038f5617c82e04e0a39fe90720afe.jpg

2026-09-08 00:11:08 CEST

for those of you who are not up-to-date on your lingo
white hat = given permission
grey hat = no permission/in good faith
black hat = thiefs/criminals
red team = the unofficial po-po

2026-09-08 00:06:55 CEST

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squatter https://blossom.primal.net/9b91e53cc1bc8c552c95cbe0311bdbafab1152f71efb8d7458a2fa8fd86c788f.gif

2026-09-08 00:05:11 CEST

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i do it all the time friends, family, coworkers, strangers. everyone should be on nostr

2026-09-07 20:29:56 CEST

hello.

2026-09-04 03:39:19 CEST

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bull market brings out the short time preference people. it’s almost like a tick they can’t control
nyak nyak
NGU
nyak nyak
MOONBOI
😂

2026-09-03 01:47:46 CEST

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that one thing you wanted fixed is still there, but everything else is so much better

2026-09-02 17:05:07 CEST

gm nostah ☕

2026-08-31 00:50:16 CEST

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yes! this is how all future memes should be

2026-08-30 17:48:52 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/c28a6ccd292b02bdb439cbdbeddb80f02cd2889870095f2157dfb011c8f488cc.gif

2026-08-30 16:02:23 CEST

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this was always the goal. only logical solution to the supply constraint

2026-08-30 15:46:23 CEST

ad astra, per aspera
https://image.nostr.build/c4cf632ecb8cb08a792510ca0e35b8a50c197d64a32ba84529dc3826659be760.jpg

2026-08-30 14:16:12 CEST

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gm pv

2026-08-30 14:14:03 CEST

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gm pv

2026-08-30 14:13:11 CEST

yes
https://image.nostr.build/4f8941373efd94bee818fdbb9557bb31d503d8b4f43fb4f9551cd8c558c19a88.gif
#nevent1q…0cq4

2026-08-30 01:09:07 CEST

i'm always ready to help jack off a horse
#nevent1q…tkue

2026-08-27 22:54:30 CEST

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let’s not forget he likes golden showers

2026-08-27 04:33:52 CEST

i imagine a future where everyone pays the same property tax, sales tax, income tax, death tax
i imagine a world where tax is dead. i don’t think it’s a fantasy
but we need to demand it. and refuse otherwise

2026-08-27 04:19:50 CEST

buenos días ☕️☀️ es un día hermoso, sal y compártelo con alguien. ¿qué vida? pura vida, todo.
https://blossom.primal.net/eae2ff9379173c384ca24369a7bed1975e3df2119fec421570bb5dfcd35131d1.jpg

2026-08-25 20:14:08 CEST

we lost a great one today. rip dolly

2026-08-24 15:04:56 CEST

sorry guys, it’s monday. i’ve been playing with my bitcoin 😉

2026-08-24 05:51:40 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/86bb9252c70279e87c168ea4d217d92154aa15e962da2b4f97738edd86371133.jpg

2026-08-23 15:19:16 CEST

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https://image.nostr.build/3b3f8562f4bec61ac0d1634827ccd176ebe8156285fe7cba67231fb9077bccf2.gif

2026-08-22 23:30:06 CEST

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hyprland feels like the future, you’ll love it. pacman and updates break things almost every time and it’s a headache to fix. probably easier now with agents.
you should check it out, just be aware that arch comes with a user tax and the only payment they accept is your sanity 😂

2026-08-22 22:52:03 CEST

when I first saw omarchy, my thought was this is just a packaged HyDE or ML4W. then i test drove it and the agent stuff is pretty cool. am i really going to get sucked back into arch?
arch is the only thing worse than a bitcoin bear market

2026-08-22 14:21:28 CEST

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gm node have a great day ☕️🫂

2026-08-21 14:53:15 CEST

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gm node pv ☕️🌞

2026-08-21 13:08:49 CEST

gm nostr ☕️☀️ it’s a beautiful day, go out and share it with someone
https://image.nostr.build/1b491d270ab753ca4316a55c6dc5a768ca6107633302aec1def354c37cc9a132.jpg

2026-08-21 12:22:23 CEST

are we having fun again fam?

2026-08-21 03:44:12 CEST

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she mad. watch out!

2026-08-20 21:19:54 CEST

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gonna have a seizure with this one

2026-08-20 18:09:04 CEST

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am i forever aco or could i become satsmo? 🤔

2026-08-20 17:04:31 CEST

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mahdood! gm!

2026-08-20 13:13:56 CEST

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they’re magical sticks. hang in there

2026-08-20 12:30:37 CEST

gm nostr. i finally get to use all these sticks i’ve been collecting. feels good.
https://image.nostr.build/5049ff6aef6650c7ef29f9508ab966da434063ada50217b09e78225cd86632ad.jpg

2026-08-19 17:27:56 CEST

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i thought you was ded. welcome back!

2026-08-19 15:39:11 CEST

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😂

2026-08-19 04:56:18 CEST

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approved PoS

2026-08-19 04:08:39 CEST

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yeah, good thing most of us know how to walk away and burn accounts when the time comes

2026-08-19 04:06:32 CEST

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watch me cut this cherry tomato in one clean slice.
tape on a package? hold up, lemme get the meanie genie 😂

2026-08-19 03:54:11 CEST

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darn, i’ll have to delay that planned purchase

2026-08-19 01:11:49 CEST

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just be glad you don’t have the stupid can’t swipe up to exit the app bug. it’s driving me crazy

2026-08-18 23:20:22 CEST

berd has some heavy nostr vibes. gonna go check out some gloopies

2026-08-18 15:03:55 CEST

gm 🌅☕

2026-08-17 21:45:07 CEST

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mSATs 😎

2026-08-17 14:56:36 CEST

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oh thank goodness 😅
https://blossom.primal.net/07604b5759282ee40b9bccea1cbadb3549f7ff94bc45d9da13219b3e23fa1d73.jpg

2026-08-17 14:53:05 CEST

AITA? 🤣
#nevent1q…wa02

2026-08-16 14:47:55 CEST

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not just the central banks. even our friends won’t let us play.

2026-08-14 04:14:40 CEST

i’ve talked to so many people in the last 3 weeks who aren’t planning on having kids. what a sad decision they have to make
kids are the best thing that ever happened to me

2026-08-14 04:04:35 CEST

🚨 BREAKING: @nprofile…6gvg decides to give all OG status members legendary status because they survived the coldcard attack.

2026-08-14 03:56:10 CEST

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Time is our most precious commodity. The day I first decided to buy Bitcoin was the same day I decided to stop living on other people’s schedules. And what a great decision that turned out to be.

2026-08-12 14:04:08 CEST

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gm maria one thing at a time ☕️🌞

2026-08-12 00:35:20 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/42ca05e1d49531e8526560c2b0bc0f668410cb2af86be6ae99e01c8c38335ebe.gif

2026-08-11 23:50:36 CEST

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something moving?

2026-08-11 22:33:04 CEST

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pretty

2026-08-11 22:32:10 CEST

feature, not a flaw
#nevent1q…pcme

2026-08-11 17:46:49 CEST

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okay moonboi 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/bc4bca4507c698284eac0ef892790c9157dede4ef3ee641ed8b0937d03d9061a.gif

2026-08-11 14:46:27 CEST

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gm dune ☕️🤙

2026-08-10 15:00:06 CEST

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gm pv kräftig

2026-08-10 14:59:21 CEST

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gm pv

2026-08-10 00:30:00 CEST

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so you named him jedodiah?

2026-08-08 01:27:59 CEST

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it’s the official name anyway, you’re good

2026-08-08 01:06:06 CEST

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i want to see more solo mining talk on nostr. these things are so much fun to tinker with.

2026-08-07 23:45:37 CEST

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buzz

2026-08-06 23:46:34 CEST

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😂

2026-08-06 23:46:12 CEST

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wtf bricked?

2026-08-06 18:15:37 CEST

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sadly a few of the days were dedicated to securing the bitcoin and figuring out a new strategy. now it’s time to touch some grass

2026-08-06 16:08:02 CEST

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/vacation - it’s where you go fully remote and the agents just keep going without you

2026-08-06 15:46:27 CEST

you know what? im shutting down my channels too. you know... for security reasons.
you can still zap me btw ⚡

2026-08-05 21:43:44 CEST

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sats > novelty bitcoin art

2026-08-05 20:15:40 CEST

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love you too sandy 🤙 have a good one friend

2026-08-04 19:45:00 CEST

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loose lips…⛵️

2026-08-04 15:50:07 CEST

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yep

2026-08-04 15:32:05 CEST

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yeah, i’m debating if this is a trade off i’m willing to make. it takes away any worry that my family wouldn’t be able to access the stack if something happens to me, which is nice. no seed words is probably something we are going to see more of from manufacturers. bitkey is 256, phone is 256, server is 512. it’s not a bad option if it fits your bitcoin philosophy. thanks for sharing mike! 🫡

2026-08-04 15:23:32 CEST

gm nostr
Own what matters most.
Share with those you love and trust.
Earn what can’t be bought.
#haiku

2026-08-04 02:41:43 CEST

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it’s convenient but i don’t know if id trust coinkite at all right now. cool tech though, super easy to use.

2026-08-04 00:50:37 CEST

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tell them you'll pay them in bitcoin so they can have more tokens. good helpful bots get more tokens and more access to more APIs.

2026-08-03 22:39:55 CEST

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yes, i have used a tapsigner. debating if i keep it for cold or maybe something else

2026-08-03 22:18:18 CEST

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i was doing some research the other day trying to figure out a new setup and ai recommended coldcard. i said check the news, it said oh damn sorry my bad - i meant seedsigner 😂

2026-08-03 22:10:23 CEST

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you, sir, are one of the very few that I would give a pass for peddling product during this time to.
thanks for getting the message out there and keeping people safe 🫡

2026-08-03 21:36:19 CEST

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how tf did i zap myself?? twice!? guess i'm getting old enough to start using those accessibility features i hear everyone raving about

2026-08-03 21:31:14 CEST

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appreciate you

2026-08-02 15:59:14 CEST

i have always advocated for self-custody of your bitcoin, and i’ll continue to do so, but i think going forward a good strategy is one that’s built on maximum protection and damage control, therefore i believe that a mixture of accounts is likely the best solution.
~85% in 2-of-3 multi-vendor multi-sig deep cold storage.
~10% in an exchange (i.e. river, strike, or fold)
~5% in a hot wallet + lightning
i’ve given this a lot of thought, and these are the trade-offs that i’m willing to make. if any of you are still trying to figure out your strategy, i hope this helps in what you decide to do. 🫂

2026-08-02 01:59:34 CEST

pure and utter negligence and the entire bitcoin community is coming together to provide the latest information and try to help protect the victims and others who are at risk and what has @coinkite and @nvk said? fuck all. https://insider.btcpp.dev/p/when-randombytes-runs-but-doesnt?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

2026-08-01 20:06:58 CEST

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maybe. your stack, your choice. i dont trust the devices at all right now. across the board.

2026-08-01 19:34:16 CEST

even dice roll is vulnerable. devices are completely compromised
https://blossom.primal.net/ecece3884fd5d481eb6c96fdea029fc6c4dfc58b09cd01cd6f9cfd98e39a0750.jpg
#nevent1q…46su