Chiefmonkey

Laser cutter bitcoin and freedom tech art… founder of Plebeian

Public Key

npub1a3um269aaf3u5cy37kuykrrrnsg2pyv7za06pxjduv25lq5sdujs2qmdj6

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswc7d4dz775c72vzgltwztp33ecy9qjx0pwhaqnfx7x920s2gx7fgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwa5kuegpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqzrmhwden5te0vyhxummn9ekx7mqpzemhxue69uhkjmnzdauzumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2qgdwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkc5tcm9l

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npub1a3um269aaf3u5cy37kuykrrrnsg2pyv7za06pxjduv25lq5sdujs2qmdj6

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Last Notes

2026-06-29 00:15:02 UTC

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Chuck it on your gravel drive and nobody will be able to find your keys…What could possibly go wrong? 😁👌

2026-06-29 00:10:55 UTC

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Ha ha no thanks… I’ll leave that to you experts

2026-06-22 00:33:44 UTC

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Plebl… a pebble for plebs…
it’s not a cult 😉
#nevent1q…mz28
#nevent1q…y3e2

2026-06-21 21:21:45 UTC

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Stick it in your playlist 👍
Also follow @nprofile…stjw bitcoin artist and podcaster… the finest 👌
@nprofile…62ky @nprofile…efu6 @npub1hqa…t56s
#nevent1q…y3e2

2026-06-17 08:20:38 UTC

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The only way is up… but now people like me can climb too 👌

2026-05-31 08:26:12 UTC

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Never give up
Persistence

2026-05-30 17:27:47 UTC

Hey @nprofile…n66j let’s go @nprofile…enxm 🚀🔥
https://blossom.primal.net/f8a236b46df5a0ccdaa1a9a04bb98556dea683480372278cf417487c82dcaefd.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/6af8f9fa275d6fb3dcc944acf91c2954c4800b94f0380e522c872a804f794bc8.jpg

2026-05-28 20:20:37 UTC

Trigger warning
EMPLOYEE NOTICE
Due to the current financial situation caused by the fuel crisis and the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - Due to the Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
https://blossom.primal.net/9b26d8a52373765303822d15d19fc080eb78baa674471ccbd63320cf0f60c7fd.jpg

2026-05-28 08:10:44 UTC

GM… crop circle season is going strong 👌
https://blossom.primal.net/0719998c50b9426a41214d928385b97beea0e29cb2a5231935dd48df755cf84f.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/0719998c50b9426a41214d928385b97beea0e29cb2a5231935dd48df755cf84f.mp4

2026-05-27 21:06:07 UTC

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Where’s this band? They on nostr? Or sharing through wavlake or fountain?

2026-05-25 09:09:24 UTC

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Quite a lead you got ser 🫡
Going to dry my eyes out beating you 😳

2026-05-24 10:34:08 UTC

GM
To all those fucking about on the bitcoin blockchain… love you but…
https://blossom.primal.net/bb9988df25edbb2aed9cd2f059c85ea77a129f9fc0d9e5624ee2e451971f029a.mp4

2026-05-23 17:48:12 UTC

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Tell them the banker Spanker made you do it… offset your accountability to a useless object.. they’ll respect that 👍

2026-05-23 17:34:17 UTC

Line up your Bankers
https://blossom.primal.net/15de8ed67593f7dab34de713caa1099a11b70719692c863569692feaa6dc9ee3.jpg

2026-05-23 08:25:12 UTC

GM
Prepping for Prague… @npub167n…zu3r 🫡
https://blossom.primal.net/8e9b35d3c7ef4602423a026ed5e323ad0cc00d64ab91207fca261e7934977793.mp4

2026-05-21 18:02:35 UTC

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It’s about not making things easy for the state… not making yourself low hanging fruit (and your friends)… it’s about not building unnecessary functionality on layer one… it’s about avoiding unintended consequences and simply not promoting bad practices that become normalised

2026-05-21 12:17:34 UTC

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Worth your time to read and understand… you’re not just doxxing yourself
#nevent1q…5urt

2026-05-19 18:38:23 UTC

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Go… it’ll change you
#nevent1q…46vl

2026-05-19 06:19:43 UTC

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😂
#nevent1q…wehn

2026-05-18 17:02:13 UTC

Boom... just got a new PB... coming for those top spots @npub1jut…f04x
https://www.spacezappers.com/
https://image.nostr.build/5e164071c65e1f7010ce7cd4f6abf0df68b891bdcab3b5b808226366c3da554e.png

2026-05-17 09:25:24 UTC

superb 🤣
#nevent1q…fp98

2026-05-15 10:09:17 UTC

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23,062... just now... 😅... would've smashed it further but got hit by a double bullet... two lives gone in one hit... that's so mean
https://image.nostr.build/80cd867c251446029ace33c328143c66915978691d89932b4e1ff9328a981dd5.png

2026-05-13 22:45:42 UTC

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Because the state will just think:
“let’s income tax the kids💡… send them out to work… people will naturally have less kids, so the population will go down 👍 therefore good for climate change 🦄”

2026-05-12 09:03:10 UTC

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You're doing a great job putting the "shit" in "shitcoin!"

2026-05-12 08:51:23 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/2b91d932ceeed299275dfabe57d8fa0a7ea21a2dad35644cf345af5671296be7.jpg

2026-05-12 08:51:14 UTC

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Essential viewing if you’re in the EU…
#nevent1q…67ls

2026-05-12 04:24:52 UTC

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Superb infographic 👌
#nevent1q…5jpz

2026-05-10 10:14:54 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/04dfff12bdec57c4c5f3577b6384c557d379b289c441824e628d817c249ae177.jpg

2026-05-10 10:06:34 UTC

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😂

2026-05-10 07:17:01 UTC

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What does it mean?

2026-05-10 00:23:54 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/845efdabd1e794002d9475c02ddac9bec7440e170a066456f34d3ffdd2dfea55.png

2026-05-09 23:16:14 UTC

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Please watch this and question how this can even happen
They made a drug that kills empathy and sexual arousal
The dictionary definition of a psychopath is a person lacking empathy… let that sink in
#FuckTheWHO
#FuckBigPharma #FuckTheAgenda
#FuckTheSystem
#FuckTheParaciticElite
#FuckingWakeUp
#nevent1q…xez6

2026-05-09 22:51:13 UTC

Unbelievably good
I absolutely fcking love this project… good lord what an artist
@npub1paz…56r9 I salute you 🫡
The Maxis Club Show CHAPTER 3: Fiat-Backed Things
https://youtu.be/m8MNZNjB0XM

2026-05-09 10:16:42 UTC

New Crop Circle
Somerset, England
May 8, 2026
Beautiful
https://blossom.primal.net/b0e0c53a795ede9cfe9685a92f009cb5fd135c4dee88fcc1fda2834422f1104d.mp4

2026-05-09 01:02:30 UTC

Bitcoin is money, nothing more nothing less

2026-05-08 22:41:54 UTC

Do you not think the system does this to you?
https://blossom.primal.net/e7c5f08cf846c05febc922d91c963ee0c3d8d2230db89e681edc264c47f938f0.mp4

2026-05-08 11:13:22 UTC

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Been asking myself the same thing and all I come up with is 42

2026-05-08 09:56:38 UTC

If you have the ability to make the world a better place, you also have the responsibility…
https://blossom.primal.net/9fe0df7a0609e33b96a4fe6e5f78d39f1b2eac4278a5441388369525a5d22c4f.mp4

2026-05-07 21:29:20 UTC

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Highly recommend people listen to this clip twice to let it sink in…
How we’re building a decentralised internet in 4 minutes
#nevent1q…arn4

2026-05-07 19:26:19 UTC

Happy Birthday David Attenborough turned 100 today
Must be the oldest and longest running tv presenter in the world
Gone a tad woke in his latter shows but the lines we’re probably fed to him by the BBC… so giving him a pass… he’s a legend
https://blossom.primal.net/e459f84d30018d5ce8f452e40eb6e0a203cf338acb10fb7c6e4dd902a66bb27c.jpg

2026-05-07 19:18:21 UTC

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Nice👌
#nevent1q…f70v

2026-05-07 19:15:58 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/b4e19ccc213aede234f6972fb95b1d18e476bf9b198b8bbbd70c260938c838f8.png

2026-05-07 19:12:21 UTC

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Reminds me of the Casiotone 1981
https://blossom.primal.net/5067b5982b9804ccf13fbc57ad994f576b975396d40997951f8cc027ed650bc6.jpg

2026-05-07 17:52:23 UTC

Hope your governments act accordingly… could do with a laugh
https://blossom.primal.net/a308a63f46a2c2e46ce5e0c792bb653f3acde711c97cff3ec79de6d345eec5e4.jpg

2026-05-07 13:09:09 UTC

Get your name in and build the future 🚀
#nevent1q…cyt2

2026-05-07 08:20:48 UTC

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GM all
#nevent1q…jldy

2026-05-06 18:56:06 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ec7bcd71912be46b3e4a076b1a9b9f7a0efee6a49ba75e05552f34d2b1f8bdac.jpg

2026-05-05 19:04:49 UTC

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Wow the emdash "—" gets obsoleted faster than the keywords meta tag
Coincidentally for the same spammy reasons
#nevent1q…wn8y

2026-05-05 18:56:25 UTC

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😂
#nevent1q…e2wt

2026-05-03 22:42:27 UTC

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Where’s the 640px screen button

2026-05-03 17:41:39 UTC

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Gorgeous… looks a little more rounded today
https://blossom.primal.net/5fc2dcfc235a4f45c7783bf182978d53ae44317d419a66bcf09f900b0b5aa06c.jpg

2026-05-03 11:02:45 UTC

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Do you know which one it is?

2026-05-03 10:42:33 UTC

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nice 👌 ... collected series ?

2026-05-03 10:03:21 UTC

Graphic Novels predicting the future is nothing new... this ones particularly on point...
SHATTER... first ever digitally created graphic novel ... created on an early Macintosh, mainly in MacPaint
There's even a mention of storing your money in your head (see pics)
STORY: Shatter is a cyberpunk graphic novel set in a harsh corporate future where people are disposable and talent can be stolen. Morales, a freelance temp cop with a rare brain implant, gets involved with Cyan, an artist tied to an underground movement resisting corporate control. Together they uncover brain theft and RNA harvesting used to commodify human creativity, turning the story into a fight against a system that treats identity, genius, and consciousness as products.
Out of print now but you can get original copies floating around
https://blossom.primal.net/6eb6e8290de034fe082469ccaad2d289dcbed7f42b3e358787f3f718625c62e7.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/44706053279a96dbcdc8d90700a16e1ab47e59eb22427f49872955ade150e72c.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/02f470d62b728d6325b7d6c5b8ddea0f0709ec4905c564c8f59f5708c0590683.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/3f88ae032913e6727b636f91ceb6719ecb7deb26c2ef81fe1f2c3d43730cd729.jpg

2026-04-28 20:29:23 UTC

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Beats my pedalo

2026-04-26 16:41:40 UTC

Great to hear an OG cypherpunk inspired to come out of retirement and build a greatly needed part of the freedom stack… FIPS
Wise words from @nprofile…rpt9 with @npub1der…xzpc
https://fountain.fm/episode/7Zscpi0DAtOBtxjbvdAE

2026-04-26 02:43:45 UTC

Saying “GM to the ambassador of Kosovo” only @npub1hvq…y4jq
Great listen… nice one @npub17mz…50aq
Great creative energy 🙏🧡
https://fountain.fm/episode/j1EqMSvXTVqCfAo7b9eH

2026-04-25 22:39:39 UTC

Historical coincidences are fascinating… Baron vin Trump the time traveller… I’ve just got my copy
https://blossom.primal.net/5a91364300682ece97279a8746c8f3a26e5853cf3da97c85b6776aeb9aa27b3b.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/69860f12b6a264c885bbd732906055e605d10bea202a409d956ee57e4769970c.jpg

2026-04-25 17:08:50 UTC

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Go have a play folks…
#nevent1q…wywz

2026-04-25 11:07:03 UTC

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@nprofile…f875 👆feedback
Getting error messages but it works

2026-04-25 11:04:47 UTC

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Yeah enjoying playing around with it... getting these error messages when I reply to comments but then it does seems to post
https://image.nostr.build/33ce2558577fd9a6d67b4673d40388e8b31dbf3f814c02c1a813086d32e5819f.png

2026-04-25 11:00:22 UTC

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Love the relay page... actually educates you how best to setup your relays

2026-04-25 10:42:19 UTC

The Awakening is coming
https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2026/04/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-is-accelerating-medical-treatments-for-serious-mental-illness/
https://blossom.primal.net/f9de97cf8d673d9fce069d05eb660107b3480d6c5a24325187a24372d9f10934.jpg

2026-04-25 09:41:48 UTC

#asknostr
Whats your favourite webapp for a nostr social feed ?

2026-04-24 20:29:33 UTC

Unbelievable… NHS trailing puberty blockers on children as young as 10… this is not a Health Service… this is sick
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2k4jg0wkj4o
https://www.perplexity.ai/search/8e7e38ba-26c7-4138-9781-45c5e85ca829
https://blossom.primal.net/4c06bb6b4ae35efaee984bad44fef56c90b38f1a9158c1fba98fc8acb55fed46.jpg

2026-04-24 20:27:49 UTC

2026-04-23 18:13:30 UTC

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But no one will go to prison will they 🤡🌎

2026-04-23 12:37:16 UTC

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Ahhhh I still reminisce about the inspiration I got from the insanely optimistic bubble of the SEC… everyone should experience it
In the article “money laundering” is their excuse
@nprofile…vlz7 makes a good point
“Individuals trading with one another can find everyday activity interpreted as unlawful once it reaches meaningful scale.”
I’m just thinking of A Lodging of Wayfaring Men

2026-04-23 09:17:43 UTC

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What does this mean for #Gamma @nprofile…6dg0 ? @nprofile…kl87 @nprofile…e25e @nprofile…k2mq @nprofile…7qpa
First they come for your money then they come for your carrots… and your milk, and your art etc etc
#nevent1q…rcd4

2026-04-23 09:01:57 UTC

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Builders save lives 🕊️
#nevent1q…x0sy

2026-04-23 07:15:53 UTC

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This is why we’re building @npub1mar…p7hd
decentralised Amazon
#nevent1q…xgpw

2026-04-19 01:20:47 UTC

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They’re here already aren’t they 👀
https://blossom.primal.net/98a60219b1563284b62b9c914ea16f649153bfed8c6e7885735df77a235cc580.jpg
#nevent1q…ujsg

2026-04-19 01:10:30 UTC

Tragedy of 🤡🌎
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/mother-son-died-ai-clone
https://blossom.primal.net/9600316eabb2c510ca8ee99c936c8a9e0480debe248ba77c941a700bbc81465b.jpg

2026-04-18 21:39:12 UTC

Watching:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt37605896/

2026-04-15 22:23:46 UTC

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I think there’s a big win to take from this which has nothing to do with the bugs in the code.
It’s the fact they’ve gone the open source route… times have changed… they’re using it to virtue signal for sure… but it’s fantastic… it will continue to creep into more of their systems over time, provide greater transparency and hold them to account 👌
The sooner we can get a nostr version of GitHub though the better

2026-04-15 20:23:07 UTC

@nprofile…ess4 is this the issue you found and fixed?
https://github.com/PlebeianApp/market/pull/758

2026-04-15 08:17:36 UTC

GM
There’s no money in healthy people… if you or a loved one is diagnosed with cancer OR are terminal and have nothing to lose OR want to explore alternatives to Big Pharma radiotherapy and chemo, consider reframing cancer as a parasite and deal with it accordingly… this is not medical advice
https://www.fenbendazole.org/
https://blossom.primal.net/8b9ba1d97205b242cde2c0bd3412db729c3e92b5aa83fc7b68570bc454147860.mp4

2026-04-14 17:00:40 UTC

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#Gamma Markets Gathering
About to start any moment... jump in folks... come join @nprofile…re37 @nprofile…pqc6 @nprofile…x3y2 myself and a whole bunch of other fine people building the free market
https://honey.hivetalk.org/dashboard/event/naddr1qvzqqqrkdypzq7ves9qkzaplyfusq643pn7c80fn4hlj8jz7tkwsjj0a6c8c7xgpqyv8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtngd9mx2arpd34jummjvuqq5urgw3snsarvvc6hyuh6jcq

2026-04-13 18:01:02 UTC

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The artists are coming 🚀
Go grab yourself a piece from one of bitcoins finest 🔥
Fantastic work @nprofile…0kh3 👌 you’re going freak out when you see what we’ve got lined up for you… and not just auctions 👍
#nevent1q…pfdn

2026-04-12 15:29:51 UTC

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And it’s only going to get better
#nevent1q…gld5

2026-04-12 10:15:15 UTC

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Es una diversificación de samosas.
It's a diversification of samosa's

2026-04-12 00:40:25 UTC

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Yeah… I can’t say we’re compliant with anything … we’re just building
Person with the highest bid when the time runs out wins… real simple
You can snipe on these auctions just like on eBay
This is just the first version it will evolve… get the fundamentals first then iterate
I think the time extensions is better for the seller and we’ll work out how to do them later

2026-04-12 00:19:20 UTC

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Bitcoin fixes diversification 👌😂
#nevent1q…ddpv

2026-04-11 18:33:03 UTC

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lol… have you ever practiced unfocused meditation… Like transcendental meditation or similar?
It’s a practice not a hack… your wife will have to go away more often 😁

2026-04-11 17:25:48 UTC

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No but that is something we could explore
Right now they are classic auctions just like EBay
Please understand this is a really tough challenge we are nailing
So small steps
Next will be introducing 5 minute extensions
Once that’s done we can explore all the things 👍

2026-04-11 16:57:49 UTC

GM
https://video.nostr.build/54cd1eecdf60d7977fbaa3d5520fba0049a465935c125bf6b6ed9e7a9aa39647.mp4

2026-04-10 17:50:15 UTC

***NEWS FLASH - IT'S OFFICIAL***
Worlds first DECENTRALSED AUCTIONS
Today @nprofile…nrdz and I successfully conducted numerous auctions on @nprofile…jg6l using @nprofile…puz0 (thanks @nprofile…h36r 🫡 )
It's early days and there's tonnes of improvements to make but THEY WORK.
The single most important function of value discovery in the free market has been cracked. Now we just got to make it easy to use 😅
We're over the moon
Huge thanks to @nprofile…w8dm 🫡 for his early work and the biggest salute to @nprofile…t5pj who's basically built the whole damned thing... well done ser 🫂 🫡 https://blossom.primal.net/cac6d8a8871ee96e9204b5b9233da5ddb4a0262dddd1738894534a17c1ae35b4.jpg

2026-04-09 23:38:04 UTC

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You doing gorilla tactics behind enemy lines?
You’re a brave soul Druid… 🫡

2026-04-09 23:20:24 UTC

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💯 historical context is essential
It’s also true that history rhymes
The context may be different but the actions are the same

2026-04-09 17:14:07 UTC

Roald Dahl (you know the children’s book writer) in 1983 recounted his days as a fighter pilot for the British RAF.
If he wrote this today he’d be locked up for being antisemetic.
“Never before in the history of man has a race of people switched so rapidly from being much-pitied victims to barbarous murderers. Never before has a race of people generated so much sympathy around the world and then, in the space of a lifetime, succeeded in turning that sympathy into hatred and revulsion.”
https://blossom.primal.net/2c91a89686a23ec189c18919eec05d98643fef1a5766b977d2dd8458edf49299.jpg

2026-04-09 08:18:45 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/7d08459bccb6a872465994b9ae2d3c5fd28a71e5a58072e69425b49e5713898f.mp4

2026-04-07 14:47:05 UTC

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It's nip-99 so post it on plebeian and it'll be visible on all marketplaces building to the same standard... part of the @nprofile…keg5 ... @nprofile…pgtn Cypher @nprofile…re37 @nprofile…ccuz 👌

2026-04-07 07:49:40 UTC

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Be good to see your fine wares on @nprofile…u9rj https://plebeian.market/ 👍

2026-04-06 17:44:02 UTC

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Because space zappers is going to topple governments

2026-04-05 09:14:08 UTC

It's a fair point...
https://blossom.primal.net/9959f99110724f65b73cb64d256a320aac11837869bd216628597fabbc29690e.jpg

2026-04-04 10:40:17 UTC

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Oh my… there goes my Easter weekend 😁

2026-04-04 10:36:53 UTC

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Would be nice to see them on @nprofile…z6lg https://plebeian.market/ spread your products further in nip-99 @npub1gmm…e2h0

2026-04-04 10:22:39 UTC

Retro gamers get in here: https://www.spacezappers.com/
@nprofile…7p7z I just got another in the top 10 👾 🚀
https://blossom.primal.net/7da89496da1b99d36e31e6b09d684846808de8b98c0ea8783b63b6d749a4a764.png

2026-04-03 08:33:46 UTC

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GM... practice gratitude everyday
Thank the universe for what you have... the roof over your head, the food in your mouth, your family and friends, the ability to build solutions...
#nevent1q…pszf

2026-04-01 19:06:10 UTC

Just go and play space zappers on desktop... best 21 sats you'll ever spend... so close to the original... get on that leaderboard
h/t @nprofile…7p7z
https://www.spacezappers.com/
https://blossom.primal.net/3a104e620882b7222bc8c003c20b8f66258a4c76ca27ff74b8980cd0f18b6203.png