alton
Alton

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npub1a74qxqvujd3qmymm439jzm9mkd0xc00jg23hhegdx5rxzqy3dlcq3xkeka

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

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Last Notes

2026-06-24 21:51:52 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/09811c9774da3e40111a7c79a7529d67ed1e6182514d560a9adb380bcc0e24c0.mov

2026-06-21 14:28:29 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/605e2cb0b6a6223871f844d4c0b4f6460abfc932110054569892188be1e23941.jpg

2026-06-05 00:21:54 UTC

Perspective
https://blossom.primal.net/f4b64b701288e8bb16408cb187880e8864a67f8a3483cda9650a0cd0283827ad.png

2026-05-28 15:26:33 UTC

Human gnats = leaf blowers, broccoli head teenage boys in cars with loud mufflers, rookie cops/firefighters/EMS who won’t lay off the siren.
Flick.

2026-05-01 12:31:11 UTC

@nprofile…9kw0 👍❤️
Thanks @nprofile…wljq
https://blossom.primal.net/2944703d0e249e00aca34a39fbd0d7f1c5a0b9b623073b795f18a39c4a12b27c.mov

2026-04-13 14:02:35 UTC

Be bold.
Pleasing everyone is a whore’s job.

2026-04-11 20:18:38 UTC

The "Dark Tetrad" Study found correlations between a preference for loud cars and personality traits like psychopathy and sadism. The study suggested some individuals may enjoy the sound specifically because it startles or disturbs others.
May you all crash and burn in hell. 🔥

2026-04-11 17:58:33 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/cc3c088ea8225903e31b58f9f0865c07f0fab9ed192915a5962b078d860393a8.mov

2026-04-08 12:51:49 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/a8e62e17c84ca46609b6b553517435efb7eabc17f9e812ab10b367b48ac3750e.jpg

2026-04-08 09:03:56 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/30c19be8e1de6b08a660e5d36c45d3d52913f3b8ddba82d2018b68942753cff6.png

2026-04-07 20:35:31 UTC

Repeat after me: gold is not a safe haven.
https://blossom.primal.net/9a018ad2d0c9505ee91c4e99ccd697860fc450f355ce033cd4702c3e86332ad2.jpg

2026-04-04 01:57:20 UTC

Americans before processed food consumed them.
https://blossom.primal.net/d2cb164573b6e8c7ab8fb3e76675f3f621218ca144f1dee4dce5a904e5859d80.mp4

2026-03-12 04:35:46 UTC

Got em’.
https://blossom.primal.net/0059419e4a99eb5fb2c8df67f9f00077040f3839d7e86a778fd0dc4b2424a291.jpg

2026-03-11 04:25:11 UTC

Mercy means nothing to a man who believes your destruction is holy.

2026-03-11 03:11:26 UTC

Cumbersome
Seven Mary Three
She calls me Goliath and I wear the David mask
https://blossom.primal.net/bb0a91c019d3be3504b449d639eff8b4f8b1de55d61547d3dd42e364d3738765.mp4

2026-03-11 02:49:29 UTC

Keep Nostr weird.
https://blossom.primal.net/a8cce61b60fb9ac2269d968a103df6475817e6d672dcf617309a28b302be6061.mp4

2026-03-11 01:34:06 UTC

The Stealer - Free
When music was music.
https://blossom.primal.net/607cf9e89829d165e84e349dd579646a31a0370d2dfd695f53f757d80b36f96e.mp4

2026-03-08 13:24:31 UTC

🤘
https://blossom.primal.net/8c67d14ab667e326453568ff15496c0811b0f77eef6b92351463e3863444102d.mov

2026-03-04 16:04:01 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/62fcd82ce38eff0676777499d7e047f7da1f1bc725773b6d3492a5ea9d61655c.jpg

2026-03-02 20:01:50 UTC

Touché 🤷🏻‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/03534fd8de016757834e75d926253fcb352b76d3c108f01c2680fd3f21f1e317.mov

2026-03-02 02:29:54 UTC

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😁
https://blossom.primal.net/8e249600a25fdcec9988e1eed6e5b6a6d02d4ef71c04c85ffedfcecb521caa81.mov

2026-03-02 02:24:24 UTC

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This is my favorite bot follower. 😁
https://blossom.primal.net/a2e8d187e6c6cbc25e3ca67758836a2c94ac05b2420de5655c5acc8c4320a1a1.mov

2026-03-01 15:58:41 UTC

The Dollar Milkshake Theory
https://blossom.primal.net/f0fb04075f67765e8b7a1c6bc27eeeaa49235691e5960b15ecf6c3af598457e6.jpg

2026-02-27 18:13:46 UTC

“A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which the all-powerful executive of political bosses and their army of managers control a population of slaves who do not have to be coerced, because they love their servitude.”

2026-02-24 00:59:33 UTC

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Only bots, scammers, and skanks have DMed me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

2026-02-23 22:34:11 UTC

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GFY. Welcome to Nostr.
https://blossom.primal.net/8240247ec870d7587fa28fc46b4584d86dd1f71275f273d53fb05544a14e99f6.mov

2026-02-23 18:17:01 UTC

UK - 2
US - 0

2026-02-23 03:37:33 UTC

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Incoming. 😝
https://blossom.primal.net/968eb6d52dbfdcc15657927da01004767f03d98026a268e3a5df2cc8c128e4f1.jpg

2026-02-13 20:26:14 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/QKxtklZLi24srEmA.gif

2026-02-13 15:37:38 UTC

Resolution =
https://blossom.primal.net/a4e220774a2516d64a54496ae30c7d96ebea4520644d1c69109ec1a1144b31ec.jpg

2026-02-11 22:18:14 UTC

Banks = Taxi companies
Crypto = Uber
Destiny

2026-02-10 01:41:36 UTC

February 9, 2011.
The day Bitcoin reached $1
for the first time.

2026-02-08 22:50:53 UTC

In bear markets sats return to their rightful owners.

2026-02-08 03:43:15 UTC

If you know, you know.
https://blossom.primal.net/7a09f4603821b30cc9bd0565124a96fc219461cf6c0aab3b6095db613ebc23eb.mov

2026-02-08 02:45:05 UTC

If you know, you know.
https://blossom.primal.net/04d43984889095d625608277dead16c5508a17da5ed278370b1ac1b361093366.mp4

2026-02-06 21:15:11 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/FQXlaIxmPgjOm6ev.gif

2026-02-06 17:49:12 UTC

When she sees you don’t panic and instead buy the dip. 😍
https://blossom.primal.net/5631ca5ac6172c27472903093ceff1366636bbbc6093cfd376b8da8856c7cee1.jpg

2026-02-05 22:44:38 UTC

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Sent. 🫡

2026-02-05 22:09:35 UTC

If it makes anyone feel better, silver took a worse dump today than bitcoin. 😬
https://blossom.primal.net/fd73976049afdbd57d101424482c24431204757e4f7e19f6c21b58677d5db12d.jpg

2026-02-05 22:04:15 UTC

Me running from family and friends after telling everyone to buy Bitcoin at $120k. 😬
https://blossom.primal.net/15a0ee9b4c05eeae0ebff62e12e8ca66e088671dd13b26006cae9127ae7dec32.mp4

2026-02-05 21:46:38 UTC

Them: You gonna sell your bitcoin after that drop?
Me:
https://blossom.primal.net/9c064488f73a2fd25635dfff34bf48c454605dd3958c7e8920aa6d494b55191e.mov

2026-02-05 17:57:05 UTC

See y’all at $60K
https://i.nostr.build/NhJFtRjyj5p9kzIE.gif

2026-02-05 17:32:22 UTC

Oh well, at least there still aren’t wash rules in the U.S. for Bitcoin losses.
https://i.nostr.build/xTe4KJjDmj1vgGjF.gif

2026-02-05 17:04:22 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/3T9fNsSP1mwg3JUf.gif

2026-02-05 17:03:52 UTC

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Thank you.
https://i.nostr.build/3T9fNsSP1mwg3JUf.gif

2026-02-05 16:24:10 UTC

@nprofile…9pf8 @nprofile…yugp
Get your shit together girls.
https://blossom.primal.net/2050e0604a64e07ea53d0e37434d8f3bd10569ce06971f98a72ad08c76e45769.jpg

2026-02-05 15:45:25 UTC

A little perspective in case you’re bummed for having a down day.
https://blossom.primal.net/5be2cb2cc441a6e498143965c96438d89264c92e776ecf0ddf91a82e69598cb8.jpg

2026-02-05 01:01:03 UTC

A good time for some perspective.
https://99bitcoins.com/bitcoin-obituaries/

2026-02-03 23:26:38 UTC

@nprofile…mlj7 trying to orange pill MFKRs. 😁
https://blossom.primal.net/c2162fb755c4dbe98c41662c7203ac11bea308479a21826292d7539dd1b0bf69.mov

2026-01-31 23:39:23 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/wz2YrXs5WcNW8Dgw.gif

2026-01-31 23:36:26 UTC

🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/0979883bfc7248b1199aac9f841a3f5a9a95e5c7882d58d48183d491cbe0c69c.jpg

2026-01-31 20:58:15 UTC

Meanwhile banks call bitcoin a scam. 🤦🏻‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/b60dfbb65b0fa2f656a8cd2c62a8eb01175820fedc1f96948fbde20a81cf8cd7.jpg

2026-01-30 20:24:35 UTC

Judas Priest
Metal Gods
Machines are taking all over
With mankind in their command
In time they'd like to discover
How they can make their demand
https://blossom.primal.net/3725d78b6f656fd4e7ea6dd41d57ee085e3e901db833caae4a2eab27c193c9a6.mov

2026-01-30 15:04:22 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/6e8178f26a4458c1a568276fee1828edbab17ffed4958526129b43cf206aebc8.jpg

2026-01-30 03:51:00 UTC

Bitcoin lending companies prepared to margin call
https://blossom.primal.net/0997ac4c0be8775cc1503532c32625bc5d0ff59161000ceba158e101ec72c254.jpg

2026-01-30 02:13:35 UTC

Bitcoiners making more excuses for BTC than Peter Schiff did for gold.
https://blossom.primal.net/514d43968053a61a1d7551e98beadf1c8d77187296e4852048091b0fbbf6c398.jpg

2026-01-27 17:29:22 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/f915bb640201af1df6a7a91fdaa1ad653ca84003792b53ba1abe8e231ed4dbb7.mp4

2026-01-26 20:57:31 UTC

Peter Schiff was right.
There, I said it. 🫤

2026-01-23 21:19:18 UTC

There is no second best.
https://blossom.primal.net/6b16859ff58a5f6671c48314d208f2d9b2b49e2cec08d60a77b5590028959389.jpg

2026-01-22 21:57:12 UTC

When you finally orange pill your real estate investor friend…
https://blossom.primal.net/e915e86874954d17d1fc8bad5d232836c48607b544b173ce60df797732b9aa45.mov

2026-01-22 21:45:09 UTC

😆
https://blossom.primal.net/a008b0534f2eb51880630f0e58db46bfc9c8f592ab56530a5d1f78ed6c876301.mov

2026-01-22 02:39:18 UTC

War on the Tab is a song about government accounting that treats war as a necessity and its citizens as an unaffordable expense.
Listen more here: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/revolutionrock/war-on-the-tab/
https://blossom.primal.net/ec2bcc91110183d54c4d34cdf686a425db042cc2f6f724905148b3c03fc9bd5b.mp4

2026-01-17 14:13:32 UTC

Gold vs Bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/a585f48f4a7fd789ba9326350a34808e53c5ffc875d4953a4348ad0e4fab1cf7.jpg

2026-01-14 22:48:35 UTC

Everyone’s running around acting crazy AF like the Nightrider these days. 🤔
https://i.nostr.build/rT7xaNYEuEe4iTY2.gif

2026-01-14 20:47:01 UTC

There is no 2nd best.
https://blossom.primal.net/579dd1e9d9842ab7738e98027392f4017acce89cd2a8ebca0a9e9a8caa111de2.jpg

2026-01-09 19:28:24 UTC

How about a little “Bitcoin Rock”?
Here’s a few bars.
Satoshi lit a quiet fuse
Then vanished from the frame
No crown, no throne, just open code
And a system with no name
BTC, decimal dreams
Late nights on a cracked screen
Cash App taps, little by little
Tryin’ to slip the machine
You can hear more here…
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/revolutionrock/ledger-in-the-shadows
https://blossom.primal.net/9e6538db2c0177810d8d332e04b286e510aac1023391ce5248a03805bfba06df.jpg

2026-01-07 13:39:03 UTC

@nprofile…0a59 spittin’ 🔥
#multinational #government #video #podcast #banking
https://blossom.primal.net/4a2314b6ec820677e7df3e2b1cf17effdbd851d0bf25cd1c63d2d4cc0150925b.mov

2026-01-03 16:02:44 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/f0129e00af2d66ae17a269afb6f7d8894e9876d9b575705cf1e493589fa36aea.png

2026-01-02 18:39:47 UTC

There is no second best.
Let’s go!
https://blossom.primal.net/b16b963a574b069df4874bf094ad517bd0d8953e1d429888171a98bd9b5f415e.jpg

2025-12-31 23:05:52 UTC

Created my first instrumental/jazz song which was just released on Spotify and Apple. Check it out...
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/analogcoast/night-run-on-ocean-drive

2025-12-30 04:56:53 UTC

Remember: not your keys, not your coins. 🤷🏻‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/8e63dc91fc68096275c4a6f62cc057e0050a689d00f956c4d5fb713281c4bd05.mov

2025-12-29 18:24:15 UTC

New bitcoin investors when they experience their first pump…
https://blossom.primal.net/54e1ea861865ee7b59cfb8e55b1eefe53316d06e2e27151d3f91203a923a788e.mov

2025-12-29 00:10:00 UTC

Gold silver crypto Bitcoin S&P funny video crash
https://blossom.primal.net/e9bc160131a3d0719f79ecdad76f82aa6d1dbfad86feaa889cc054efac8d3efa.mp4

2025-12-26 01:58:35 UTC

Opening credits for a great movie.
The Devil’s Rejects directed by Rob Zombie
https://v.nostr.build/BStUSD89oxnYDqpN.mp4

2025-12-25 14:12:58 UTC

Ah, Dan Peña…
🎅 😄
https://blossom.primal.net/34cddf6a2cf94d5da79befc888371bfc9b8028609cb292a65f674cd864606696.mov

2025-12-19 18:14:42 UTC

Do you live in the U.S.? If yes, keep reading.
Do you have CashApp? If no, keep reading.
Do you want $15? If yes, keep reading.
Use this link and referral code. Get $15. Buy Bitcoin (even within CashApp) and be happy.
You’re welcome.
https://cash.app/app/XH5C7RP

2025-12-16 21:25:49 UTC

Bitcoin board game, what?!
Pretty cool idea.
https://thebitcoinmaximalists.com

2025-12-11 02:02:05 UTC

How I feel using ChatGPT.
https://i.nostr.build/HrkV199cR9tih0r2.gif

2025-12-11 01:29:53 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/eYg0va0i7WHhbP4O.gif

2025-12-01 01:41:14 UTC

Work, retirement, life, fiat, balance, 9 to 5, purpose, video
https://v.nostr.build/XV5lgF9E9EyThbPL.mp4

2025-11-30 21:41:24 UTC

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Yes. The reporter is Palki Sharma with Firstpost.

2025-11-30 16:58:16 UTC

Posting Zero, Enshittification, social media, bots, influencer, video
https://v.nostr.build/OoNoCIY8cTofyqF5.mp4

2025-11-28 11:44:17 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/4665459690dba127720e937796a2e0dbb7a291b3cd887af6558719ea3367ca6b.png

2025-11-27 12:59:52 UTC

#bolivia
https://blossom.primal.net/8dcfbd80a856016ecb7856c96bb8edfc66b82d74c5c8a9ad72a7f57d9d4fcf01.jpg

2025-11-21 09:16:52 UTC

When ICE comes for your hot Russian side piece 😢
#miamivice #80s
https://blossom.primal.net/22c6fed63a7676f74d46d4db918511d955b23250c2dcad989c8cbdaa168c7d74.mov

2025-11-14 18:20:42 UTC

All the MFs who been shilling bitcoin loans the last year…
https://image.nostr.build/ee9c0228d4346721fdfc6a7a8fbaa1e4a2dfa9c695073748ccfd9b6ffbdbeb76.gif

2025-11-07 18:13:15 UTC

What I see when y’all say, “touch grass”. 🤷🏻‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/06a75797a18e278b5695f88eb92c6af926371bbfd59c7b58accf2e2c4ff2db42.jpg

2025-11-05 17:44:18 UTC

Bitcoin vs NYC real estate
There is no second best.

2025-11-05 00:07:53 UTC

OG Bitcoiners explaining the recent crash to newbies…
https://blossom.primal.net/0407203e97bc90a9a021135b302542bee473ae289b77e55104b65e51543a0c38.mov

2025-11-01 03:05:32 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ed1ac8982fcf6a60ec4ff78353829e1ca9a76f379aac8c0f4d90120de1974871.mov

2025-10-31 09:34:23 UTC

Venezuela be like…
https://blossom.primal.net/50d92087edb4c9351316f90eba380c65b6bba1272aadf4cd0c97561d70117036.mov

2025-10-31 08:57:26 UTC

“Uptober”, my ass. 🫤
https://blossom.primal.net/848dc3d629beb646dcf9eb2aca6de8bcbd29811ef4358391d1609b9d7096d2ae.jpg

2025-10-30 18:33:02 UTC

Reason #456 while real estate investing sucks.
Just buy bitcoin.
https://blossom.primal.net/54662dd12296e4c266f471dfaffd66bf2f61c70a3fb71a0355b762281affdbaa.mp4

2025-10-28 18:54:35 UTC

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Each other
https://image.nostr.build/3b2767c86f95e2407145b4c07f69f7c62b7386e205c930d3c2aed192055e5f15.gif

2025-10-27 01:51:39 UTC

I had a new niece born today. I created her a wallet and transferred $100 BTC. I’ll give her access 21 years from now. Let’s hope the AI estimate is correct.
https://blossom.primal.net/e20db5a73dd8c88f9fa342de9686809c777ce5bcc9e1f9f357d98adc341885f1.jpg

2025-10-27 01:42:03 UTC

Money talks but wealth whispers.

2025-10-27 01:23:09 UTC

#video #americans
https://blossom.primal.net/fc733280d37bab9e88e8692f31bde29b50ccdeb3ca59eee764e5f955960a2596.mp4

2025-10-24 17:21:25 UTC

Costa Rica = Pura vida.
My ass.
https://blossom.primal.net/cd9a18c939e2db1c3b5b3b9df0093a6b86b9a8dc9dd5964882d6dd68dab830de.png

2025-10-22 13:11:55 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/fafb188efab9e2bceab682d4064476112260e0f803e919cb9a8d530eff027471.jpg

2025-10-21 17:20:59 UTC

Someone check on Peter Schiff. Gold dropped more than 5 percent today. 😄