Short Bus

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retards rise up

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2026-08-12 23:19:44 UTC

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No woman ever complained about the Lost Boys saxophone guy. Very suspicious.
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2025-11-17 23:54:09 UTC

Which would you rather have?

2025-09-16 17:17:23 UTC

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A woman, a turkroach, a fagcine enthusiast... The preacher is probably the odd man out because he'll have something interesting to say.

2025-09-13 02:14:32 UTC

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So true.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/59/26/9c/59269c0bdd045dfa8001f1b11b43fc59f4641616dcdd6b70ce0023583c9a6696.mp4

2025-08-28 15:25:45 UTC

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There's a conspiracy by Google to make India look utterly disgusting in every single photograph.
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2025-08-08 02:47:29 UTC

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My lawyer has advised me to stop doing that.

2025-07-26 00:40:07 UTC

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Do you read Sutter Cane?

2025-07-16 15:10:56 UTC

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Tired: using natural disasters as an excuse to steal Nikes
Wired: using natural disasters as an excuse for ethnic cleansing

2025-07-14 19:22:19 UTC

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Obligatory
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2025-07-14 19:18:02 UTC

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They have such a specific physiognomy that just grunts "caveman". There's some real missing link action going on here.

2025-07-04 01:36:50 UTC

@matty relatable
#note1s0j…cdl2

2025-06-18 14:49:11 UTC

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You can't fix such cases without disconnecting them from the propaganda machine. Reality is subordinate to whatever they see on the screens.

2025-06-01 22:05:04 UTC

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LMA has told me some crazy stories about the Mormon church (she was never a member). Apparently child molestation is super common among LDS; parents diddling their kids, older brother diddling younger brother, etc.

2025-05-09 23:33:32 UTC

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Every nigger country, every nigger neighborhood, is fucking disgusting and covered in garbage. They don't share our sense of custodianship for the planet. Their next gratification is the only thing that matters to them.

2025-03-25 22:58:28 UTC

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You're more like Blubber Lang.

2025-03-05 15:34:00 UTC

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Surely Detroit doesn't have a high cost of living. Isn't it just a nigger park?

2025-02-27 17:00:30 UTC

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I had a dream last night that Arizona got nuked. The worst part of Russia and USA destroying each other in a nuclear conflagration is that India would still exist.

2025-02-27 16:43:16 UTC

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We could poop on the same street corner. 👉 👈

2025-02-27 16:37:12 UTC

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Too late lady. Check your DMs.
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2025-02-27 16:06:11 UTC

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They can shrug off being called retarded nigger-loving pussies by young men, but they'll be GOTDAMNED if a woman is going to call them out. You just need to buttseggs young lady!

2025-02-27 16:00:23 UTC

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Classic gab moments.
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2025-02-18 19:49:34 UTC

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Do something womanly really quick. Go adopt a niglet or something.

2025-02-14 22:40:06 UTC

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Sausage, upon realizing that his new owner will feed him.
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2025-02-13 20:17:24 UTC

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How much of this is you fucking with him? Stay out his yard in the middle of the night!

2025-02-13 18:12:41 UTC

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You made me drink that disgusting ginger tea when I had COVID. Your uppance has finally come.

2025-02-13 18:01:39 UTC

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Eat a thing of ginger and quit yer bitchin.
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2025-02-12 17:23:24 UTC

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If we're all one race the human race, how come the non-white ones all look like monsters?

2025-02-10 16:23:07 UTC

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Your aunt is a good lady. You should invite her back for the summer.

2025-02-10 16:18:43 UTC

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Also that dude looks like a bar brawl appreciator.

2025-02-10 16:16:59 UTC

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Were these all stowed away in your dad's basement? I remember you saying you didn't have shit for family photos.

2025-02-10 15:56:08 UTC

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Can't see the resemblance. Need a photo with his hat off to show forehead size.

2025-02-06 16:06:55 UTC

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India occupies an area about 5x the size of Texas, and is home to over 1.4 billion street shitters. Just the thought of it makes my skin crawl. I don't know how the British resisted the urge to go full scorched earth on that hellhole.

2025-02-06 16:03:48 UTC

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I know some good spots (everywhere).

2025-02-06 15:59:37 UTC

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There will be many buttons and many bombs. We can't let one person have all the fun.
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2025-02-06 15:41:17 UTC

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2025-01-25 19:30:24 UTC

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LMA been wearing granny glasses for a coon's age now. It's time for her to complete the look.

2025-01-25 19:25:17 UTC

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You dropped this, faggot.
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2025-01-22 19:14:22 UTC

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I know what I want for my birthday.

2025-01-20 15:51:42 UTC

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Mugshot (as always, zero remorse visible) looks like it's trying to hide its big-ass nigger lips.

2024-12-18 17:17:49 UTC

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Horses are beautiful and majestic creatures. So naturally, you're all about the bears. Maybe you find this relatable.
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2024-12-13 15:15:55 UTC

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2024-12-06 19:23:03 UTC

If you use birth control, I don't want your opinion.

2024-12-01 23:42:53 UTC

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God is not thanking us for letting useless brown eaters run rampant across his earth.

2024-12-01 23:38:55 UTC

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The problem is we didn't do anything to them. We showed up in India and tried to teach them how to use a toilet (rolled a critical failure).

2024-11-14 16:17:46 UTC

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You have to get out there and coad harder.

2024-11-07 00:35:39 UTC

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He's going to be sworn in with his hand on a copy of Siege.

2024-11-06 16:47:18 UTC

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Found LMA's dating profile. Wish me luck boys!
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2024-11-06 15:48:47 UTC

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"Hello, LMA. I want to play a game. In what could loosely be called your life, you've made a living out of bad food takes. Let's see if you like the taste of your own medicine. The key to this room is at the bottom of the bowl of haggis. Eat it, and you can go free. You have 1 minute."
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2024-11-06 14:56:05 UTC

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Literally all wahmens die immediately.
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2024-11-06 14:46:48 UTC

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Holy based niggers! I can already hear the chants. "16 trillion for 16 percent!"
🦅

2024-11-05 23:22:51 UTC

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Not to alarm you, but when Brits put sugar in their tea, they refer to it as "lumps".

2024-11-03 20:42:11 UTC

@lovelymiss the British cuisine is coming for you.
#note16zw…k2r6

2024-11-03 19:16:43 UTC

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you have to stay strong. Bear enjoyers everywhere are having second thoughts.

2024-10-29 16:04:03 UTC

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I'll have the two of you reciting Robert Burns before dessert (dessert is more haggis).
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2024-10-29 15:57:17 UTC

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You don't think I'm serious about force-feeding you haggis, do you? You're like "No way Short Bus! You'd never do that!" but it do.

2024-10-29 15:49:02 UTC

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Your Scottish blood is calling to you. It's telling you to eat your humpty dumpties or you won't get any pudding.

2024-10-29 15:41:35 UTC

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Why are you like this?

2024-10-28 11:17:45 UTC

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Goddamn @lovelymiss I knew it was a mistake giving you that recipe.

2024-10-21 14:35:50 UTC

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This is the ideal breakfast. You may not like it, you're known for being wrong.
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2024-10-19 18:38:09 UTC

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It's a real problem when one's throat is such a big target.

2024-10-17 16:14:40 UTC

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Shall I tell you what your precious coffee is made from?

2024-10-17 16:12:25 UTC

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This America business started with you heathens throwing away perfectly good tea, and I'm afraid it's only gone downhill from there.

2024-10-17 15:56:57 UTC

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Whatever you say sister.
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2024-10-17 15:54:26 UTC

45 notifications.
Yep, it looks like @lovelymiss set her alarm for wrong o'clock again.

2024-10-17 15:20:01 UTC

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Me unveiling the list of foods I'm going to make you eat. Number 37 is haggis.
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2024-10-17 15:13:25 UTC

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IDK, seems like a lazy wife problem more than anything. Nothing beats British food!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/fbc155e1e55c79261c84bd4332b3e2dc7e91dda407fd47a91bc179163c90fd04.mp4

2024-10-15 16:20:48 UTC

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LMA will see this and just think "hell yeah".
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2024-10-15 16:03:08 UTC

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Haha, classic observation by LMA.
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2024-10-10 18:03:56 UTC

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Hypothetically, if your eyes were to freeze, how long would it take you to notice the difference? What's a layer of ice when you're already looking through Coke bottles?

2024-10-10 00:11:33 UTC

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Don't be afraid to haggle a bit. I've seen realtors deliberately underprice the property because they want a fast commission.

2024-10-09 15:19:21 UTC

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If anything, we need more lead paint to try and poison the niggers.

2024-10-08 22:34:58 UTC

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*Glares in British*
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2024-10-08 22:32:13 UTC

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Just sayin. The only tea yall niggas know is Ice T.

2024-10-08 22:30:43 UTC

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Where's your disdain for British food now bitch?

2024-10-08 14:53:26 UTC

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What do you tell a goth girl with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
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2024-10-08 08:25:51 UTC

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Puh-lease. As if cats would ever let you know they're there before attacking.

2024-10-02 08:45:38 UTC

Happy birthday to my dear friend @lovelymiss. Your sister said she's making haggis for your birthday dinner, but she has to disguise it as chicken tendies so your autistic ass will eat it.
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2024-09-30 16:38:47 UTC

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Because you suck at driving.

2024-09-30 16:37:03 UTC

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Me getting LMA to eat her haggis, 2030 (colorized)
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2024-09-30 16:32:32 UTC

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I had haggis again last night. I would do it just to trigger you, but it's actually delightful.

2024-09-30 16:26:14 UTC

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Shitlibs will simp for literal shit pajeet food, but won't try haggis.

2024-09-30 15:48:36 UTC

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Oh look, it's that LMA biopic I was talking about.
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2024-09-30 15:45:43 UTC

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I told you to shave your legs you dirty bitch.

2024-09-26 15:31:15 UTC

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Think back 20 years or so. We had negative stereotypes about niggers and Chinese and Russians and French, etc. But I swear we didn't have any preconceptions about the Pajeet. We were completely neutral to him.
And now we all fucking despise him. He did the Make All White People Hate You speedrun in world record time. There isn't enough lye to cleanse the world of their filth.

2024-09-25 15:58:39 UTC

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This is why people bully you.
Oh and the hunchback.

2024-09-17 14:22:41 UTC

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Are they going to replace your trash can? he asked naively.

2024-09-14 23:41:20 UTC

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Get out your knife and fork and cut your pasta. 🧐

2024-09-13 16:40:43 UTC

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Your cat probably got em. He saw that text where you ranked your pets and the spiders placed second.

2024-09-10 14:59:40 UTC

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You know what I've never seen? A video of Sausage EATING.
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2024-08-12 23:10:03 UTC

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Your sister texted me earlier. She said she's been trying to finish Mad Men but as soon as she turns on the TV you just keep shouting "DONGS! DONGS! DONGS!" until she relents.

2024-08-12 22:57:47 UTC

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That happiness is going to kick in any day now sister. Just roll with it.

2024-08-12 16:19:02 UTC

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2024-08-12 15:42:07 UTC

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It probably froze to death in the cold Wyoming August.

2024-08-11 11:40:14 UTC

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2024-08-10 19:40:48 UTC

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You never had LMA pee in your windows?

2024-08-09 11:37:22 UTC

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OK now we've finally sussed out why you're still watching it.

2024-08-05 21:19:43 UTC

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Tfw trying to communicate with @lovelymiss

2024-08-05 00:25:26 UTC

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My grandparents had paneling like this in their basement. Very 70s decor that they just never updated, but I always thought it looked great. Wood anything always feels cozy.
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2024-08-05 00:21:48 UTC

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I absolutely love the wood paneling.

2024-06-27 23:33:50 UTC

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American cuisine ladies and gentlemen.