🌎 Born at 333 ppm
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Last Notes npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) Crashing on the surface because of bad AI computing while still in space still counts as "on Mars itself" right? Even if death technically happens during freefall to the surface? npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) My wife likes to run at a local place called Cougar Mountain. There's a high school at the base of it. The joke never gets old. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) Turning Taco Bell into KFC! npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) A few years back I asked my phone for directions, to the interstate and it refused to give directions southbound, only northbound. I started swearing loudly in the car about what a stupid fucking machine it was and it ... it replied with, "I'm sorry Kristian, I'm doing the best I can." npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) Why do you have an HBO Max account still? npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) This was one of the easy ones back in the day, but the others are all behind Pintrest, where I don't have an account to scrape them up. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) Not me! I'm hoarding aluminium, copper, brass, and other metals and will be rich post-collapse. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) It's a 'charity' to send secular Jewish kids to Orthodox Jewish summer camp. The owner's brother lost something like 9 million dollars from their earnings on poor real estate dealings. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) Is it still around? I thought people finally saw through them like grandma's underpants. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) Surprising that your app spells it kilometER instead of the correct way. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) Teslas spontaneously combust, why wouldn't the charging stations? npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) I only have one such cup. I am the redshirt ensign of marine biologists. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) It's almost like M*sk rubbed his head. Because he could. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) I don't see why the ghosts wouldn't have taken care of it over the years. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) I need something I can put stuff into, not stuff that I have no place for. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) Made the mistake of actually going to the website to see for myself and scrolling down to the comments section... It's not even heartbreaking anymore that there are so many ignorant, stupid people in this country that this is still a race. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) He never 'worked' the window. The McDonalds was closed for his publicity stunt. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) It was never about winning. It was about stacking the supreme court, getting their rabid dogs baited, and counting on apathy to do the rest. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) I would tell my students that if I was watching a TV show and a 'scientist' pronounced it dah-tah, it would kill my suspension of disbelief and I couldn't take that character seriously. npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz Kristian Haapa-ah0))) I've always admired your GSA scale, and now I have ten coming my way lol
