kaia

https://pleroma.soykaf.com/users/kaia

This is my professional opinion as a psychologist.

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"we know you're the straightest woman on fedi kaia —helene"

#nobridge #nobot

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relay.momostr.pink

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2026-06-26 19:01:39 UTC

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are you a green or blue card holder? :peeking:

2026-06-14 15:42:17 UTC

what kind of gynoid are you getting?
what size pussy does she wear (apparently there are 10?)
it has an option for bionic breasts, whatever that is
also they ship with an electric pump? dunno what it does
> The 164cm E-cup body includes a vaginal vestibule structure and therefore cannot support a removable insert
:Think:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8288600f-0ee4-4383-a45c-eb79b3e2d62c/2026-06-14-173417_1535x706_scrot.webp

2026-06-06 19:42:11 UTC

@npub1w87…786d I asked MiniMax M3 to conduct a security audit on [imgsearch](https://github.com/lambadalambda/imgsearch). it used gosec 2.22.x, govulncheck, staticcheck, osv-scanner, npm audit (via node:22-alpine Docker). and it did not find anything besides maybe removing `/legacy` :happyday:

2026-06-06 10:07:08 UTC

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how do you deal with all the slopped on top features?

2026-06-06 09:57:15 UTC

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yes. i have tech friends who use that and don't understand why

2026-06-06 09:55:36 UTC

Brave Origin is paid on Windows and Mac, but it's free on Linux :Sheew:

2026-05-29 20:36:19 UTC

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Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu - 93
OVA (1988-1997) - 110 Episodes
JPTitle: Heldensagen vom Kosmosinsel 銀河英雄伝説
EPName: In the Name of Pride
Est Time: 00:22:21 / 00:26:36

2026-05-24 19:30:57 UTC

that the plerofe has difficulty displaying double digit repeats and cannot display anything beyond 100 is very pleroma :smileAkko:

2026-05-23 12:13:31 UTC

Sorry, your post has been automatically removed. Negative posts or comments about the Mastodon network get automatically filtered by network security.

2026-05-14 23:33:29 UTC

every guy will rub their feet when entering bed

2026-05-14 15:34:17 UTC

from r/MaleSurvivingSpace
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/b020ab5a-7f68-44ba-8203-6ca2db0e5d69/dnmhzwrhxm0h1.webp

2026-05-14 09:22:00 UTC

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one reason i'm reluctant to share is that i got around 1/3 from non-public sources :mhm:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/7f3c429e-81df-4e3f-a59d-4a4859c6836c/20250214_184010_122290095_kabedon.webp

2026-05-14 09:08:02 UTC

tomboys back then (3y ago). now it's around 50k
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8dbcf44f-711a-40b1-93bb-09cdcbb38ea9/7388c795d6b07180ba36cd2da237be5fcec8aeb5014743c828d11407240e02b7.webp

2026-05-13 19:28:54 UTC

i only own Cyberpunk on GOG, not on Steam. can I use Steam to play Cyberpunk on Linux? :dumbloli:

2026-05-10 11:20:30 UTC

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similar mode is nice too!
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/005a8e13-9468-40b4-8caf-6430678911eb/image.webp

2026-05-10 11:13:00 UTC

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it does work when it's less ambiguous
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/6e28d431-76e0-49f4-b8ec-b9f567d03dd2/image.webp

2026-05-10 11:09:43 UTC

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it suffers the same limitations i discovered in trying to separate tomboys from guys
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/595d23fd-2bc9-44a5-8c13-ff3cf403ff7b/image.webp

2026-05-10 10:49:12 UTC

impressions from lain's imgsearch running on my meme folder
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/d9ca6955-dc93-4e79-8808-b8faeaf5e0a4/image.webp

2026-05-07 17:53:27 UTC

I hate Germany so much.

2026-05-01 18:15:57 UTC

what was the website to recognize anime title from screenshot? :02peek:

2026-05-01 09:01:03 UTC

UK is a dystopian authoritarian regime. it doesn't need any sharia law or other imaginary threats their right comes up with.
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/2384774f-3f76-4c94-9071-421d8fecebf5/HHLeHYXWUAA0uZV.webp

2026-05-01 08:15:48 UTC

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I tried the opencode GUI and am not really convinced :shrugz: I want a full IDE

2026-04-29 17:02:07 UTC

managers love AI since they love firing people

2026-04-28 06:06:43 UTC

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is #rape originally from Japan? looks like there's a lot of it!

2026-04-18 17:53:26 UTC

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nobody uses it for that

2026-04-18 17:52:17 UTC

WHY PLEROMER NO MAKE CONTENT NSFW WHEN I ADD CW AAAAAA

2026-04-12 19:38:09 UTC

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when you go so far left you end up on the far right :airisigh:

2026-04-11 16:10:35 UTC

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graphic artist misheard "character design for twink"

2026-04-11 10:50:52 UTC

reading many "what is this?" posts on Reddit I learned that:
- items found in mum in law's night stand: sex toy
- any weird item found in son's backpack: drugs
- anything picked up from floor outside: toxic or explosive

2026-04-08 20:07:14 UTC

just friends being good friends, after a friendly boob-touching now sitting in hot spring holding hands (friendly)
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/4813dbe5-4048-47d2-8ee9-1d99059491dd/mpv-shot0060.webp

2026-04-08 15:51:15 UTC

average fedizen eating corndog
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8ad596a2-3664-4a9e-b5f0-7d48d148efff/1e36dc460c2a106b8c5ab323f1c8031255c143faae9a12577ffca44f52987596.webp

2026-04-08 11:10:39 UTC

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all reply guys left for bluesky toxicity

2026-04-08 10:49:56 UTC

accidentally overwrote my passvault file with an older version :sadMa: lost password for here and broteus and few other things I guess

2026-04-06 15:43:12 UTC

Chinese again ahead of the West
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/0fd3eefd-09a9-4b78-87f5-e8dac483aafb/we-need-this-v0-1jcm1hxgyktg1.webp

2026-04-06 15:23:15 UTC

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:blush_cirno: calling the police rn!

2026-04-06 11:03:24 UTC

all the anti-AI YouTube channels doing 25 minute exposes on why Claude sucks for that sweet sweet YouTube money :Sheew:

2026-04-05 21:55:24 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/f4a23598-aa4e-4745-a9a0-631874f95abf/uqejd1fszetg1.webp

2026-04-05 17:14:32 UTC

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maybe we can do even bigger
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/481d3289-20e8-452c-8718-62a505c1438d/vlcsnap-2026-04-05-19h14m20s015.webp

2026-04-05 17:10:17 UTC

they should have made her eyes bigger
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/ec2ef3f6-3cee-4c04-8493-ea4dfb2a669a/vlcsnap-2026-04-05-19h09m51s386.webp

2026-04-05 16:34:00 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/5a2bb162-da58-4e79-a4b8-6d0cb023c2be/xf9r10h0ydtg1.mp4

2026-04-05 16:20:28 UTC

ferret electrician
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/96ed462a-ac27-4a56-9d5c-f4fc962755c9/ferret.mp4

2026-04-05 10:21:55 UTC

113k must be them exposing AI to their customers? it can't be them using that many tokens themselves?
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/6e1d2655-fbf9-4447-91de-767b9cbc7158/vrt5aspx69tg1.webp

2026-04-04 19:47:12 UTC

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please teach me yonle-kun, I'm sure I do so many things dumbly

2026-04-04 19:45:57 UTC

ooh, in thunar i set shortcuts to sort by modification date and sort by name. now i feel dumb for doing it by hand :dumbloli:

2026-04-04 09:38:02 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/d9e41b3f-2374-4f5f-8fc3-b8dfabb8c929/c24e36d39fe6fbdf9edf8fd1f6556bc2246e11885d31fbd2ad4ae0a8f323b1d0.webp

2026-04-03 20:04:27 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/3b2d611e-8046-462e-a5dd-bc022fa657ab/a8bb547e25e9ab50746ac831cd7bb0100fcb8974c1b0be1e141aa9f1d83a85d8.webp

2026-04-02 11:38:49 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/9861847d-4f55-4530-b37a-0bfd8f5fedb5/image.webp

2026-04-02 11:09:23 UTC

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he sure wrote it himself in a hot summer at 21, I'm sure he did

2026-04-01 17:18:43 UTC

if you post a number 1-1008, you get that image or video file from my delete folder before I delete it :mhm:

2026-03-31 20:56:22 UTC

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that makes much sense. after all you are famous yonle

2026-03-31 20:54:39 UTC

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which one are you?

2026-03-31 19:23:59 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/b864da50-3c7e-4a98-9bc1-39efd1ecd2ae/image.webp

2026-03-31 19:09:21 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/219c5621-ebaa-4c14-b916-4ecad9863b5b/08ef7640c96bb4af8023e40b88b260b2a7f17bcb0f1cc587e5d01608e8129fec.webp

2026-03-31 18:50:18 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/ff4c8292-d386-4bef-afc1-8f348ede0d9b/085f337ebd7eedf15809ef7c3e148dab0ef247685248ed0061004c0815b59dab.webm

2026-03-31 18:42:22 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/1bafc044-16bf-4419-aaff-0b12532ed1ad/07e83901312d16158b9ee8a1bba39802944f97665ff05e0618a42536acc25450.webp

2026-03-29 20:54:49 UTC

amazing that they make anime just for me in particular
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/33e08614-a7ee-4835-ac8b-66f945a7f7d1/vlcsnap-2026-03-29-22h54m13s134.webp

2026-03-29 18:05:18 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/323ba009-c9a4-4d2f-be6a-c9e4a165ee31/00e602e445c4e723d264669d5ac3ba2334c0f1222c74601b609f1aa6618996fe.webp

2026-03-29 13:19:45 UTC

"Zur Veranstaltung bitten wir Sie im Straßenanzug zu erscheinen"
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8eac4ad7-0f9e-4baa-b55a-08e29350f94d/701103.webp

2026-03-27 20:30:53 UTC

oi learned that people do this
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/9c62b557-cbc3-4c65-8c72-0770e5041b9e/what-did-someone-install-in-my-gf-s-car-v0-sk9zvbf2ymrg1.webp

2026-03-27 16:19:42 UTC

this show has such good reaction emoji
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/14bc9efa-2ddf-48f6-ac04-05073c2fd0e7/vlcsnap-2026-03-27-17h18m16s921.webp

2026-03-27 10:27:19 UTC

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you want to keep all the cute shy girls for yourself, icic :ElainaSmart:

2026-03-26 09:13:29 UTC

i quite dislike Excel, but I understand how it's a tool people use. i don't see some data engineers attacking Excel as a big waste of electricity, even attacking it on a moral basis. or each time someone misuses Excel, i don't see people going "this is Excel's fault!"
but with AI people jump from examples of misuse to generalized moral objections. moral objections to a dumb algorithm that predicts the next word to the best of its abilities. treating it as if it was a threat to humanity.

2026-03-26 08:38:19 UTC

asked OpenAI for book recommendations for my aunt. in a list of 8 books it made up 3. i thought we were past that.

2026-03-25 21:44:11 UTC

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your loss :Sheew: it's comfy

2026-03-25 21:36:26 UTC

:blush_cirno:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/5ec677dc-3d87-4b86-b26d-220f0c5b3c92/vlcsnap-2026-03-25-22h35m38s897.webp

2026-03-25 20:33:49 UTC

on fedi when you say "systemd seems okay"
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/2a7e1d18-5bc5-4acf-96a5-007dc1c3ab54/vlcsnap-2026-03-25-21h33m18s142.webp

2026-03-22 17:52:09 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/bced6182-6058-4556-8212-f00dee11aada/local-networking-help-v0-hdrsz3qcemqg1.webp

2026-03-22 13:48:04 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/7a4598d5-df0b-46d8-bfc6-54eddea698f4/1763417572280855.webp

2026-03-22 11:08:29 UTC

two 1930s gangsters, colorized
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/f164fb16-a67e-4c08-a3c1-c7877aaa0c2a/7aIKh64.webp

2026-03-22 10:02:00 UTC

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this makes all attachments sensitive I thonk

2026-03-22 10:00:02 UTC

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sadly Bleromer doesn't have that
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/a16a59ec-a610-4405-8219-1a641d6df083/image.webp

2026-03-22 09:50:58 UTC

on Pleroma is there an option to make images automatically sensitive when you add a CW? on Akkoma that's the default?

2026-03-21 20:29:00 UTC

back when this was fat
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/035069d2-1122-4abe-b247-5540ad79cfee/f2892ef59934d3bb67221b348dd25bde315b595481d8beac46fe4200fc0927c5.webp

2026-03-21 19:24:11 UTC

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ask your local psychotherapist for leads :Sheew:

2026-03-21 19:19:53 UTC

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the market for georgia would be a dykey Berlin bar with college girls who cosplay as Buddhist and get impressed when georgia starts infodumping with real facts :blush_cirno:

2026-03-21 19:17:23 UTC

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the tragic of shy lesbian girls :airisigh: as a straight girl you could have infinite sex

2026-03-21 18:09:53 UTC

the religion of the fediverse is lesbianism :ina_nod:

2026-03-21 13:39:15 UTC

fractional bananas are a thing now
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/a524e8e9-f755-44f8-8cc9-7a9ae26c880a/image.webp

2026-03-21 08:59:28 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/c230935e-3a0a-4c53-a07d-93df60f92334/solid-night-set-up-v0-pk9jqs4r15qg1.webp

2026-03-19 13:56:47 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/5172e933-63d4-473a-96ee-29a5af5286b0/0105a119f812ed04052e721a3ddeb86aa7f6d99d6ffbf6536c802e48ef6fe3ae.webp

2026-03-19 07:17:16 UTC

cute living room for a German building
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/acdbf9db-77f9-418a-a499-daa3513d2a83/d46567a2-4caf-4e2d-9af5-f126a0d65892-1956526488.webp

2026-03-17 19:33:42 UTC

I need more cute romance anime :kaoru_bottom:

2026-03-16 23:07:50 UTC

a react for you fedi:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/6ed6386a-02a0-46c2-8635-11dabe63c276/1693064660036003.webp

2026-03-16 23:00:10 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/7491ace0-0dbb-4141-b7c8-883f74671c6f/1691370356844822.webp

2026-03-13 12:56:56 UTC

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yeah, that's the previous house. the current one is Oldenburg due to Prince Philip -> Charles III.

2026-03-13 12:52:10 UTC

had to explain that German nobility is so prevalent in modern monarchies because Germany had so many principalities until recently, while most other modern countries had very few. since they could only intermarry among each other, with the same rank, Germans simply had an advantage in numbers. that's e.g. why the current UK monarch, previous and the one before are from different German houses.

2026-03-13 09:32:55 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/bd929793-0c2b-41e2-9285-6e3eb3c194a6/20180110-175307.webp

2026-03-12 13:54:13 UTC

testing AI projects like:
> installing pytorch
> Python version too new
> get older Python version
> install pytorch
> wrong pytorch version
> redownload old version
> not compatible with Python version

2026-03-12 09:43:26 UTC

when I have some free time I always struggle to decide what to rather do in a sea of options :sadMa:

2026-03-12 09:27:34 UTC

i will not buy another phone with a bulge. bulges are unacceptable in 2026. i'll go for bulgeless phones henceforth

2026-03-12 08:36:04 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/65bc59db-db47-4b75-b437-670db098b27c/image.webp

2026-03-12 07:45:15 UTC

what's your favorite file manager on Linux? :02peek:

2026-03-12 07:23:24 UTC

what if you are a gay couple and you like Makita, but he likes Bosch???

2026-03-11 19:10:49 UTC

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do you want a Frankfurter inside you? :02peek:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/7f233e4a-f4b7-4cef-8ff7-226a5c726458/image.webp

2026-03-11 18:55:59 UTC

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what a nice post, would be a shame if Hausdurchsuchung because § 140 StGB

2026-03-10 19:39:58 UTC

what men really want (secret)
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8621c584-a1ae-4c73-ba92-4a6d41b3edb0/vlcsnap-2026-03-10-20h39m35s946.webp

2026-03-09 16:10:02 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/810aa3a1-6803-4b1c-b6bf-cb6f786b235a/gargron-interview-mispelled-servers.webp

2026-03-08 13:33:57 UTC

:Sheew:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/267146ae-995a-488c-b85d-39dfb1d67be8/image.webp

2026-03-08 08:46:09 UTC

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/846c8708-adea-49a0-b9eb-0096d8471fd7/553555da0c5a3a2dbc215898f8cce15d8a9c18d1950404268ba5b2b1a738b415.webp

2026-03-07 21:18:17 UTC

young male gamers desire to be Twink, the protagonist of the Zelda games.
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/29dfad11-7974-4697-b8ea-4d8edf41ddea/de35b15aa70d893304a27621da05d789ef31d30d3f9e21dbe0efdc6b0fd076e2.webp